Tuesday, September 29, 2009

C2 PREVIEW: Hardcover Cafe - Jorline, we used your idea, a little modified, but we love it!


Well, this was a bit of a comedy of errors, but we are so pleased with the result. Yesterday we announced we were looking for a name for the new book/coffeehouse forum, so we put the idea out there for suggestions in a thread. There were so very many GREAT ideas, and we knew we would get something to work with, because there are a lot of bright and creative minds here.

When I saw Jorline's idea, "Hardback Cafe", and the reaction to it, it was clear Jorline was really onto something. Somewhere in my sleep-deprived brain, it morphed. I announced to Bare that Jorline had come up with the perfect name, "Hardcover Cafe" (oops, C2!), and I had just the graphic treatment for it in mind. It was perfect. It had the coffeehouse feeling we were looking for, the upscale feeling we wanted to offset the peanuts-on-the-floor feeling of The Liberty Pub, and we loved it.

But that wasn't the name, exactly, that Jorline had come up with - which was very popular with so many on the thread. I had morphed it into what I thought was the perfect name in my mind.

By the time this was pointed out to me by Pi Guy (at about 2:00AM), I had already created the graphic with the intent of showing all of you today, and thanking Jorline for the great name suggestion.

So Jorline, this isn't exactly the name you intended, but it's close, and it's exactly what we wanted - and it's because of you that we got it! So a HUGE thank you goes out from Bare and me to Jorline, whose brilliant idea scored big with us - even if I screwed it up! LOVE IT. Thank you! (And you should know - a lot of the staff prefers your name "Hardback", and I don't doubt that so will many of our commenters - it's a great name, some thought sort of a take-off on "Hard Rock Cafe" - and if we didn't already have a Pub, that's just what we would have selected.)

We'll buy you a Seattle-sized latte just as soon as we figure out a way to do it! Here's to Jorline!

UPDATE: Turns out Jorline was debating using "Hardcover" after all! And his daughter even argued for it! All's well that ends well, so Jorline (and offspring), we thank you for the fantastic name of our new book/coffee forum on C2 - it's all yours! I didn't screw it up as much as I thought !! YAY!!

152 comments:

  1. It's great!

    (And now the Hard Rock Cafe people can't go after us. ;)

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  2. IT'S PERFECT! :-)

    Thank you CC & Jorline

    /love these collaborative efforts - w00t!

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  3. Somebody's been playing with PhotoShop again. Nice work!

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  4. I never understood why people would want to eat Hard Rocks anyway.

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  5. I guess my vote of Biggins' was not taken seriously then?

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  6. ....just keeps on getting better.

    The title and graphic are perfect. Thanks CC and Jorline!

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  7. Truck Monkey said...

    I never understood why people would want to eat Hard Rocks anyway.


    $12 hamburgers taste better next to Keith Moons undershorts and Elvis' nosehair clippers, I guess?

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  8. $12 hamburgers taste better next to Keith Moons undershorts

    Dear g-d I hope they got washed........

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  9. Well done! That could be a picture of my nightstand, except you didn't include the towering stacks of books next to, under, and on top of it.

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  10. So this isn't the Bottomless Cafe?

    I'm confused.

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  11. Meanwhile, according to the Wall Street Journal, the NeoCons are back.

    We can hope, but I'm not convinced.

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  12. Lucius Septimius said...

    So this isn't the Bottomless Cafe?

    I'm confused.
    _____________________________________________________________
    Heh.... no, that's below the Topless Bar

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  13. Thank you all. I am occasionally a dumbass, and sometimes it even works out okay. LOL

    I owe you - especially the staff, who corrected my hits-self-in-head moment. : )

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  14. Magnitude 8.0 - SAMOA ISLANDS REGION

    Magnitude 8.0
    Date-Time

    * Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 17:48:11 UTC
    * Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 06:48:11 AM at epicenter
    * Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones

    Location 15.558°S, 172.073°W
    Depth 18 km (11.2 miles) set by location program
    Region SAMOA ISLANDS REGION
    Distances 185 km (115 miles) ENE of Hihifo, Tonga
    195 km (125 miles) S of APIA, Samoa
    705 km (435 miles) NNE of NUKU'ALOFA, Tonga
    2700 km (1670 miles) NNE of Auckland, New Zealand
    Location Uncertainty horizontal +/- 6.6 km (4.1 miles); depth fixed by location program
    Parameters NST=293, Nph=293, Dmin=>999 km, Rmss=1.07 sec, Gp= 32°,
    M-type=teleseismic moment magnitude (Mw), Version=8
    Source

    * USGS NEIC (WDCS-D)

    Event ID us2009mdbi

    Tsunami Strikes American Samoa After 8.3-Magnitude Quake

    PAGO PAGO, American Samoa — A tsunami swept into Pago Pago, American Samoa, shortly after an earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 8.3 erupted in the area.

    A U.S. National Parks Service official told Reuters Tuesday that the earthquake and the tsunami caused some deaths in American Samoa, but that report could not be independently confirmed

    Fili Sagapolutele, who works at the Samoa News, said the water flowed inland about 100 yards before receding, leaving some cars stuck in the mud.

    The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Honolulu issued a tsunami warning for American Samoa and other areas of the Pacific, including New Zealand. A tsunami watch was posted for other areas, including Hawaii and the Marshall Islands.


    NOAA/NWS/West Coast and Alaska Tsunami Warning Center

    A strong earthquake has occurred, but a tsunami IS NOT expected along the California, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, or Alaska coast. NO tsunami warning, watch or advisory is in effect for these areas.

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  15. Thank you Jorline for the inspirational original, CC for your creative / chaotic word-twist and artwork and the whole community for your fun-competition in finding just the right name.

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  16. Whew, JCM...Cannon Beach, Oregon is one of my favorite places on earth. But yikes! Poor Samoa!

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  17. OY UPDATE 3-Pacific tsunami hits Samoa islands, people killed
    Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:43pm EDT
    * Big sub-sea quake causes tsunami in South Pacific

    * Deaths reported in American Samoa and Western Samoa

    * Number of deaths not yet known (Adds reports of deaths in both American and Western Samoa)

    WASHINGTON/WELLINGTON, Sept 30 (Reuters) - A powerful 8.0 magnitude earthquake generated Pacific tsunami on Wednesday, killing an unknown number of people in American and Western Samoa and sending others fleeing for higher ground, officials said.

    An official of the U.S. National Park Service said there had been deaths in American Samoa, but there was no word on how many. Similarly, a local police spokeswoman in nearby Western Samoa said the tsunami had killed an unknown number of people there.

    "I can confirm there is damage, I can confirm there are deaths and I can confirm there are casualties," the police spokeswoman said by phone. "I cannot say any more at the moment."

    A tsunami was observed at Apia, Western Samoa, and at Pago Pago, American Samoa, according to the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center, a branch of the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

    The waves at Pago Pago were 5.1 feet (1.57 metres) above normal sea level, according to the Pacific Western Tsunami Warning Center in Hawaii.

    The center earlier issued a tsunami warning for New Zealand, American Samoa and other small Pacific islands.

    American Samoa is a tiny U.S. territory that lies about halfway between Hawaii and New Zealand. It is home to about 65,000 people.


    Chevron Corp said it was monitoring the tsunami threat to Hawaii, where the company has a 54,000 barrel per day (bpd) refinery near Honolulu.

    Tesoro Corp did not immediately reply to messages about its 93,500 bpd refinery at Ewa Beach, also on the Hawaiian island of Oahu.

    Both refineries provide jet fuel to commercial airlines and the U.S. military complex at Pearl Harbor as well motor fuels.

    (Reporting by Stacey Joyce in Washington, Bud Seba in Houston, Jim Christie in San Francisco, Editing by Frances Kerry)

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  18. wow -- that's a damn big earthquake. Right on the subduction zone where Australia is riding up over the Pacific.

    See? If it hadn't been for the break up of Pangaia and continental drift none of this would have happened. But noooooo -- bourgeoise concepts of individualism undermined the primal unity. And lots of Amphibians died out when that happened. We obviously need federal legislation to prevent further drift and prevent the continued movement of Australia to the right, or east.

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  19. Desert Dog said...
    I've been watching the news for a bit. Haven't seen pics from Samoa yet, but it sounds pretty
    bad.

    Great idea with the book site, CC and all others.
    I'm in the midst of a thriller, "The Doomsday Key" by James Rollins. I've read a few of his books with these characters. Not too bad for fun reading. Archaelogy meets espionage meets assorted corrupt officials and secret societies....you know the drill.

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  20. Lincolntf said...

    Great idea with the book site, CC and all others.
    I'm in the midst of a thriller, "The Doomsday Key" by James Rollins. I've read a few of his books with these characters. Not too bad for fun reading. Archaelogy meets espionage meets assorted corrupt officials and secret societies....you know the drill.


    Does it include a big rolling boulder?/

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  21. 8.3

    That's big, though there are bigger ones recorded. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/world/10_largest_world.php

    Still -- a 5' surge would be devestating.

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  22. Reading stack? I wouldn't even know where to begin.

    Right now I'm teaching Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War and Polybius, The Rise of the Roman Empire

    Fun reading? Hmmmm. Reading Chris Buckley's Losing Mum and Pup

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  23. {{{Jorline}}} Great suggestion! Congrats! You make a "sister" proud. : )

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  24. Oops.

    President Obama's effort to deny that his mandate to buy insurance is a tax has taken another thumping, this time from fellow Democrats in the Senate Finance Committee.

    Chairman Max Baucus's bill includes the so-called individual mandate, along with what he calls a $1,900 "excise tax" if you don't buy health insurance. (It had been as much as $3,800 but Democrats reduced the amount last week to minimize the political sticker shock.) And, lo, it turns out that if you don't pay that tax, the IRS could punish you with a $25,000 fine or up to a year in jail, or both.

    Under questioning last week, Tom Barthold, the chief of staff of the Joint Committee on Taxation, admitted that the individual mandate would become a part of the Internal Revenue Code and that failing to comply "could be criminal, yes, if it were considered an attempt to defraud." Mr. Barthold noted in a follow-up letter that the willful failure to file would be a simple misdemeanor, punishable by the $25,000 fine or jail time under Section 7203.

    So failure to pay the mandate would be enforced like tax evasion, but Mr. Obama still claims it isn't a tax. "You can't just make up that language and decide that that's called a tax increase," Mr. Obama insisted last week to ABC interviewer George Stephanopoulos. Accusing critics of dishonesty is becoming this President's default argument, but is Mr. Barthold also part of the plot?

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  25. Hey Cooollllllllllllllll

    This is funny...I was debating between Hardback and Hardcover...lol

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  26. Yeah a lot of great names were thrown out on the table last night. Jorline's definitely got the most votes.

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  27. WooHoo Jorline! Congrats. Very nice graphics too.

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  28. My wife gets pissed when I buy the hardcovers...wants me to wait for the paperback.

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  29. This is funny...I was debating between Hardback and Hardcover...lol

    You WERE, Jorline? Well, that is the perfect ending to this crazy story! LMAO

    Bare had a wish list he wanted before I even tossed the question out there...he wanted "cafe" in the name, and I wanted "coffee"...and you provided the perfect mix. Thank you again - it's totally your name after all!

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  30. turn's reading stack? - one book on cooking titled "101 ways to wok your dog"

    I know, it's an oldie but it was a good segue into "Later C2's, time to go wok the dog along the American"

    OR once called dogs "emergency protein sources" - that cracked me up. Tommorrow folks - stay safe.

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  31. Campaign Fund-Raiser Hsu Sentenced to 24 Years in Prison

    NEW YORK -- A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced former Democratic fund-raiser Norman Hsu to more than 24 years in prison for illegally funneling tens of thousands of dollars to U.S. political candidates and for his role in a Ponzi scheme.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125425549297250297.html?mod=rss_Politics_And_Policy

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  32. Thank you all for the comments about the graphics, guys - I appreciate it. One of these days, I hope to just draw and keep my mouth mostly shut around here. : )

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  33. Hardcover, hardback?
    Sounds better than Hardtack Cafe

    Though if it were that, we could serve salt fish and rum.

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  34. Correspondence Committee said...

    You WERE, Jorline? Well, that is the perfect ending to this crazy story! LMAO

    Actually CC, my daughter questioned hardback...they're hardcovers DAD! LMAO

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  35. CC: Now why would you go and do something like that? We enjoy your conversation. :D

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  36. One of these days, I hope to just draw and keep my mouth mostly shut around here.

    We like your comments as much as your drawing! Can we have both? :-)

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  37. Lucius Septimius said...

    Though if it were that, we could serve salt fish and rum.

    I'll bet Brandy will serve the salt fish and I know she has the rum.

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  38. Actually CC, my daughter questioned hardback...they're hardcovers DAD! LMAO

    Well now you'll have to tell her she won! Print that graphic out and hang it in her room! LOL

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  39. P2/Pinkie: *blush* I'm a loose cannon! The more I talk, the more trouble I make for myself. Just gimme my Photoshop and the occasional caramel apple muffin, and I'm good. ; )

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  40. Correspondence Committee said... One of these days, I hope to just draw and keep my mouth mostly shut around here. : )

    Why would you do that? We like you around here.

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  41. From the previous thread:

    midwestgak,
    {{Callahan}}. I love hugging you too.

    *wink*

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  42. I'll bet Brandy will serve the salt fish and I know she has the rum.


    Mmmm ... we could have Fish and Brewis

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  43. Thanks CC.

    My daughter would like it more if it had a twilight theme...lol

    She's 12 and a ferocious reader. Its not unusual for her to knock out two novels over the weekend.

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  44. {Pink, gak, Cal}

    Oops...sorry Cal

    *gives Cal a firm handshake*

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  45. Hi everyone! This is great stuff! Good work, Jorline!

    And Pink, I put CC in my sidebar links. Thanks for the invite.

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  46. Heh.... could've been much worse.... "Hardback Mountain"

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  47. HI WYATT!

    O man, GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE!

    Welcome, welcome!

    (And thanks for linking us!)

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  48. Wyatt...long time no see.

    I'm glad you're here.

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  49. Hi Wyatt. It's been awhile. Good to see you.

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  50. Wyatt Earp: Great to see you!

    Correspondence Committee said... One of these days, I hope to just draw and keep my mouth mostly shut around here. : )

    And if you say something, what is anyone going to do about it? You own the place!

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  51. Everyday is like coming home at C2.

    Ya never know who will show up.

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  52. Hey Wyatt, hows the police business? Busting a lot perps?

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  53. So true, Jorline. It's very nice.

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  54. Jorline,
    a bear-hug is also OK, (Jorline)

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  55. Glad to see all the great posters at the place that shall not be named have gotten together. I was hoping everyone would gather 'round somewhere. :)

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  56. PaladinPhil - Business, unfortunately, is booming. It's nice to be in a mostly recession-proof profession when the Zero is at the helm.

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  57. A heads up, Wyatt. Realwest should be in later, but he's been renamed by the blogspot czars. He posts under a long string of letters and numbers that start with 6P. You can call him 6P for short, he answers to that now. :-)

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  58. Cool Cal...come here big guy {Cal}!

    Oh, is that a 44 in your pocket.......

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  59. Wyatt Earp said...

    Glad to see all the great posters at the place that shall not be named have gotten together. I was hoping everyone would gather 'round somewhere. :)
    _________________________________________________________
    Somebody should kidnap O.R. and bring him over here...

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  60. HELLO Wyatt, it has been a while.

    Did ya have lots of bad guys make your days in the mean time?

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  61. eschew_obfuscation said...

    I think he will be looking soon.

    Like you, I hope he finds his way here.

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  62. Wyatt!

    Good to have some LE around to keep the peace!

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  63. Wyatt Earp said...
    Glad to see all the great posters at the place that shall not be named have gotten together. I was hoping everyone would gather 'round somewhere. :)

    Wait until you visit The Liberty Pub. You've never seen anything like it.

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  64. Pink - I'll look for Real. Great guy. My blogger account has my old blog, but for some reason I can't sign on here with my wordpress account. It's all wonky. At least the name is the same.

    Callahan23 - Always. They never get any smarter, either. Good for me, bad for them.

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  65. Pink Freud said...
    A heads up, Wyatt. Realwest should be in later, but he's been renamed by the blogspot czars. He posts under a long string of letters and numbers that start with 6P. You can call him 6P for short, he answers to that now. :-)

    Pink, you are so bad.

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  66. JCM/midwestgak - Hey guys! I have been forewarned about the Pub. In a good way. Ought to be a blast.

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  67. Gosh I'm getting hungry. Luckily Mama called out for a pizza since she's not home tonight.

    What I'd really like now is some salt cod. Fresh out, though. And that's not something you can really throw together at the last minute.

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  68. Great new home! Mazel tov! And a big welcome to Wyatt Earp!

    Thanks for all your work, everone.

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  69. I was reading about the 1964 Alaska earthquake.

    This stuck out:

    This shock generated a tsunami that devasted many towns along the Gulf of Alaska, and left serious damage at Alberni and Port Alberni, Canada, along the West Coast of the United States (15 killed), and in Hawaii. The maximum wave height recorded was 67 meters at Valdez Inlet. Seiche action in rivers, lakes, bayous, and protected harbors and waterways along the Gulf Coast of Louisiana and Texas caused minor damage. It was also recorded on tide gages in Cuba and Puerto Rico.

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  70. First day here, and I don't want to start a ruckus, but I want everyone to know how upset I was when everyone received the ban stick. Lots of people I called friends - well, internet friends - were summarily dismissed for simple disagreement, friends who made that other place so special.

    /rant

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  71. Welcome, Wyatt!

    (And thank you up there, gak. I feel a little better now. LOL)

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  72. Wyatt - it couldn't have happened to better group of people!

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  73. Wyatt,

    Thank you so much for the link in your blogroll.
    Particularly the hover-above message:
    Correspondence Committee - "Where the elite meet and greet."

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  74. midwestgak - I concur.

    Callahan23 - Once in a while, I write something decent. It's about as often as Helen Thomas gets lucky, but it does happen.

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  75. Hello everyone!

    {{{Jorline}}} Way to go - awesome!

    Wyatt's here? WOOT! Great to see you, dude.

    BTW - has anyone thought to contact Christheprofessor? I miss him and Lightning.

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  76. Afternoon, Trixie! Glad to see you, too!

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  77. Wyatt...just watch the staircase in the Pub...some of the guys like to sleep there.

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  78. I wonder if Reine could get O.R.'s email and invite him?

    (unless someone else already has it).

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  79. Hi {Miss Trixie}. Isn't it good to see Wyatt?

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  80. Concerning the German elections
    The last time I mention it, I pwromise. ;-)

    NYT
    : A specter is haunting Europe

    — the specter of Socialism’s slow collapse. Even in the midst of one of the greatest challenges to capitalism in 75 years, involving a breakdown of the financial system due to “irrational exuberance,” greed and the weakness of regulatory systems, European Socialist parties and their left-wing cousins have not found a compelling response, let alone taken advantage of the right’s failures. German voters clobbered the Social Democratic Party on Sunday, giving it only 23 percent of the vote, its worst performance since World War II. Where the left holds power, as in Spain and Britain, it is under attack. Where it is out, as in France, Italy and now Germany, it is divided and listless.


    Hattip: Achse des Guten (German language)

    - Interesting, that admission from the mouthpiece of the left.
    *evil grin*

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  81. Jorline - Lovely. It'll be just like college - without all of the dating rejections. Heh.

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  82. Jorline: zzzzzzz* what? I wasn't sleeping, I was just pulling an eyelid inspection....

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  83. eschew_obfuscation said...
    I wonder if Reine could get O.R.'s email and invite him?

    Since you mentioned her, how is reine?

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  84. How about a recipe/foodie/quick meal suggestions for tuckered out posters/cheffie forum?

    We could call it "Hogs and Quiches".

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  85. Yep -- I just found out I'm one of those people. Sheesh.

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  86. {{gak}} You know it, toots.

    *big grin*

    Phil - never mind yer eyeballs, just go listen to your pillow for a while. :D

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  87. Lucius - But are you living in a van down by the river? Those guys are the real losers!

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  88. Heh Wyatt, your complexion is clearer also.

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  89. midwestgak said...

    eschew_obfuscation said...
    I wonder if Reine could get O.R.'s email and invite him?

    Since you mentioned her, how is reine?
    ____________________________________________________________
    Seemingly quite well. I saw her here yesterday. She shortened her nic to Reine from the previous version.

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  90. Wyatt -- I was looking for "Walk On" but the didn't have it.

    In any event, I dig this tune.

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  91. Jorline - But oh, the back hair!

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  92. Lucius - As do I, but it was a chance to throw in a Chris Farley SNL reference.

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  93. PaladinPhil said...

    Jorline: zzzzzzz* what? I wasn't sleeping, I was just pulling an eyelid inspection....

    LMAO...DEZ was in rare form last night. Brandy took Sas out back for a scolding.

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  94. midwestgak said...

    eschew_obfuscation said...
    I wonder if Reine could get O.R.'s email and invite him?

    Since you mentioned her, how is reine?
    ______________________________________________________________
    Yeah....I had a brief chat with her. Haven't seen her today though.

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  95. It's about as often as Helen Thomas gets lucky, but it does happen.
    That's a keeper. Hiya Wyatt.

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  96. Wyatt Earp said...

    Jorline - But oh, the back hair!

    Nair it.

    I hate getting older...hair grows in all the wrong places.

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  97. Off to make chook fajitas with a fresh jalapeno salsa - BBL.

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  98. Jorline said...

    I hate getting older...hair grows in all the wrong places.

    When it starts growing between your toes and fingers, you may want to dodge silver bullets.

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  99. Miss Trixie said...

    Off to make chook fajitas with a fresh jalapeno salsa - BBL.


    *following Miss T home*

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  100. I hate getting older...hair grows in all the wrong places.


    And it drops out of all the proper places. *sigh*

    /could be worse, I could have my uncles hair lines...

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  101. midwestgak said...

    When it starts growing between your toes and fingers, you may want to dodge silver bullets.

    Gak, when it grows there I'm joining the circus...BIG BUCKS BABY!

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  102. Just talked to Brandy - the Pub opens at 5:00PM PST/8:00PM EST tonight, and will likely stay open longer than before since Pi Guy's trying something new with his Time Capsules history thread.

    This has been a public service announcement.

    Now, back to our orginally scheduled snarking. : )

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  103. *snark* *snark* *snarkity* *snark*

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  104. Here snark .... heeeeeeeere snark

    Will somebody hold the bag for me?

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  105. Jorline - to further acknowledge your contributions, I now use the keyboard commands for copy and paste since my mouse died. (Flushed it after a few swear words). You told me how to use the keyboard over a year ago. What a guy. And - it's easier!

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  106. Terrorists are 'Refugees' Says State Department

    Yesterday State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley referred to Gitmo terrorists as “refugees.” During the daily State Department briefing, the Assistant Secretary of State unveiled the new terminology (Video here at 24:10 minutes):

    REPORTER QUESTION: Talk to us a little bit about response and talks and any commitments that you may have gotten from our European and other friends in the international community about taking in Guantanamo detainees as the camp in Guantanamo is expected to close at some point in the near future. Have you gotten any commitments from our European friends and anybody else?

    ASSISTANT SECRETARY PHILIP J. CROWLEY: Ambassador Dan Fried continues his efforts to resettle, you know, Guantanamo refugees to various places around the world.


    /don't worry, the country is in the very best of hands

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  107. eatitorwearit said...

    Terrorists are 'Refugees' Says State Department

    Jesus H. Christ. Do words mean nothing anymore? I'm not sure whether I'm more offended as an American or as an English major.

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  108. I just had a horrifying thought. What if the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hussein?

    /no, actually, I haven't started drinking yet.

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  109. Lucius Septimius said...

    Here snark .... heeeeeeeere snark

    Will somebody hold the bag for me?


    The old snark hunt...lol

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  110. I love it, and the graphic is perfect, CC.
    Nice name, Jorline.

    Hey, and if you need some reading material, well I have a couple of cardboard boxes of stuff I can send that RB would appreciate.

    /

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  111. hey doppel!

    How are you doing? Y'know -- we should exchange emails at some point. I just don't know how.

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  112. eatitorwearit said...
    /don't worry, the country is in the very best of hands


    Did you say The Country's In The Very Best of Hands?

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  113. midwestgak said...

    Glad to be of service ma'am.

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  114. Next up - tomorrow's Name The Titty Club Competition.

    Bring plenty of dollar bills.

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  115. Running Bare said...
    Next up - tomorrow's Name The Titty Club Competition.

    Bring plenty of dollar bills.


    Corre-spank-dance Committee?
    ;)

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  116. doppelganglander said...

    I just had a horrifying thought. What if the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hussein?

    LMAO

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  117. eatitorwearit said...

    Terrorists are 'Refugees' Says State Department

    I'm crossing my fingers that someone issues a correction on that (even a hollow one). I can imagine the Cynthia McKinney-crowd holding such a view, but that's beyond the pale even for the State Dept.

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  118. Next up - tomorrow's Name The Titty Club Competition.

    Running Bare-Breasted.

    :D

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  119. doppelganglander said...
    I just had a horrifying thought. What if the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hussein?


    Don't worry. It's not. Jesus Christ only received DNA from his mother's side, so the H must stand for haploid.
    ;)

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  120. Running Bare said...

    Next up - tomorrow's Name The Titty Club Competition.

    Bring plenty of dollar bills.


    wOOt

    Itty Bitty Titty Committee!

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  121. Pink Freud said...

    Next up - tomorrow's Name The Titty Club Competition.

    Running Bare-Breasted.


    Excellent!

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  122. Pink Freud said...

    What about Man-Boobs-R-Us

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  123. Purrrfect! Jorline, CC and Pi.

    This will come as a real surprise to everybody who hasn't already gotten the word or read it, US: No `snap judgment' this week on Iran nukes

    However, Obama plans on fooling the Iranian's by launching a preemptive, unilateral ObamaCare© strke upon the US so that next year the Mullah's will have to pay US health care. ;)

    What'da plan, what'da plan.

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  124. enuff said...

    Hey enuff..."O" can be the poster...errrr...poster person for the Boob thread.

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  125. Jorline said...

    enuff said...

    Hey enuff..."O" can be the poster...errrr...poster person for the Boob thread.


    Perfect choice, he is an enormous boob!

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  126. Lucius: you can reach me at doppelganglander at yahoo dot com. In fact, any of you can reach me there.

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  127. huh, what's this a boob contest?

    I win!

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  128. Pi Guy said...

    doppelganglander said...
    I just had a horrifying thought. What if the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hussein?

    Don't worry. It's not. Jesus Christ only received DNA from his mother's side, so the H must stand for haploid.


    That's really funny, and I learned a new Scrabble word. But wouldn't the Father have to have encoded himself in DNA in order to produce a viable embryo?

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  129. Time to go...Brandy, save me a beer will ya?

    CC, great job on the graphics for Hardcover Cafe.
    BTW CC, were you listening to Coast to Coast AM last night? Perhaps we had a mind meld.

    It was that little fucking alien DEZ!

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  130. Jorline...we arrived in town to find a terlet runnith over into the living-room and master-bed...the thought of an O-boob thread w/wo shopped pics...DANGER, DANDGER,DANGER... :)

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  131. There is a thread upstairs!

    Y'all know?

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  132. doppelganglander said...

    That's really funny, and I learned a new Scrabble word. But wouldn't the Father have to have encoded himself in DNA in order to produce a viable embryo?


    Possibly, but then the joke doesn't work.
    ;)

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  133. Headed up the Sasquatch Stairs.

    Can't wait until the glass elevator is installed.

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  134. Thanks, Callahan...new thread upstairs, we were probably going to need one to take us up to Pub time, so I just slapped it up there.

    Upstairs whenever you're ready guys.

    Thanks again Jorline! Mind meld - yep! LOL (DAMN YOU DEZZZZZZZZ!!!! LOL)

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