Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kanye Flashback: Undiagnosed case of "Baby Tourette's".


Well, that explains a lot. He just speaks the truth, you see - at least what he considers the truth - because he has no control over what comes out of his mouth. He doesn't have full-grown, full-blown Tourette Syndrome, merely its infant-sized counterpart, Baby Tourette's.

You've probably all seen the news that ABC News employees Twittered President Obama's off-the-record remarks calling Kanye a "jackass", ushering in a debate about the journalistic ethics of letting people know what The One really thinks. (I'll resist the urge to speculate what might have happened had President Bush offered such a candid, off-the-record opinion in the presence of journalists.)

Which raises a question. Yes indeed, there is finally something in Kanye's mind I'd like to know.

How does he feel about being called a "jackass" by President Obama?

Betcha he's crushed. I wonder if he'll, you know...say anything.

9 comments:

  1. Resisting...urge to plunge pen in my eye...

    Not too many books in that library.

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  2. Squatch, don't be too hard on him. He has Baby Tourette's!

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  3. Squatch, don't be too hard on him. He has Baby Tourette's!

    Tourette's Guy, Best Of

    This is ROTFLMFAO Funny. Sorry I have a very warped sense of humour. :)))

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  4. He has something, CC.

    Something just didn't wire right there.

    I recommend re-splicing into the medula oblongata.

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    I am safer on the thread upstairs.

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  6. Sorry should have posted a NSFW tag on my link.

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  7. Your link didn't bother me, Erik ...that nasty fuck Kanye West did.

    /don't get me started ....

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  8. I thought Baby Tourettes was a condition where suddenly, without warning, you'll just shit yourself for no reason???

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  9. Bare, that could be what he meant and I just misunderstood.

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