Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Liberty Pub #2

130 comments:

  1. Sas were you one of the new borns that was so ugly that they slapped your mom?

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  2. Heh, I just knew I got beat up here.

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  3. Hahaha FIRST up the stairs. I will ring the bell. BW a round for the pub please.

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  4. One round coming right up Erik! That's real nice of you.

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  5. How appropriate -

    Hollwood is about to release a movie about a child molestor who is portrayed as falsely accused, and the original story is more than 3 decades old.

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  6. I was wandering around in the basement wondering where everybody went.
    What the hell, give me another beer.

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  7. Think this story would be bigger if he was the money man for the Republicans?

    Ex-Dem fundraiser sentenced in NYC to 24 years

    NEW YORK – Former Democratic fundraiser Norman Hsu was sentenced Tuesday to more than 24 years in prison by a judge who accused him of funding his fraud by manipulating the political process in a way that "strikes at the very core of our democracy."

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  8. Pi Guy
    That guy is always cast as the creepy perv. Maybe because he looks like a creepy perv.

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  9. SaS we were worried that DEZ got a hold of you and was trying to probe ya. :)

    I wore pants this time. :0

    Couldn't tell if it was you or not. For some reason all squatch pictures are blurred. Don't any of you use a tripod?

    Squatches don't have money. You ever try to buy something at Target with tree bark and some pretty rocks ? ////

    Sasquatch! Welcome. Are you drinking tonight?

    Heck yes. Michelob Ultra,please, and can I say you're looking especially lovely this evening !

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  10. Sas were you one of the new borns that was so ugly that they slapped your mom?

    LMAO. No, I think they slapped Dad !!
    What the hell were you thinkin', man

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  11. Heck yes. Michelob Ultra,please,

    Do you want a pink umbrella with that?

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  12. All of you in the Northeast better get ready to shovel loads and loads of Gorebull warming this winter.

    U.S. Northeast May Have Coldest Winter in a Decade

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  13. Why thank you Squatch.....blushes.

    Here's your Michelob Ultra

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  14. Erik The Red said...

    Heck yes. Michelob Ultra,please,

    Do you want a pink umbrella with that?


    That's not beer.....that's beer flavored water!

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  15. Pi Guy

    That was great. Eddie Murphy could really mimic singers. I was just looking for his SNL James Brown "Hot Tub" video.

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  16. Do you want a pink umbrella with that?

    ROFLMAO.

    You're on tonight !

    Squatch is on a diet. I stepped on a scale today and it told me one at a time please...

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  17. Hi NY Nana. You're on dialup aren't you. ;)

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  18. First! ;)

    You're on Verizon, aren't you ?

    ///

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  19. Squatch is on a diet. I stepped on a scale today and it told me one at a time please...

    I know how you feel, SoS. My scale says "OUCH" when I step on it these days

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  20. Heh, and Phil beats me by that much.

    *golf clap*

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  21. DD I have a great joke for the snow bunnies. I will save it until they get their first,big fall. :))

    And I will be LMAO down here in Florida. Did I ever mention that I hat that white shit?

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  22. Hey Squatch, GMTA.


    /caveat is that fools seldom differ. :D

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  23. Nana! Good to see you again. Here's a nice cold Fresca

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  24. Squatch
    I'm on the Mich Ultras, too. We'll get the last laugh when we are lookin' good!

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  25. And I will be LMAO down here in Florida. Did I ever mention that I hat that white shit?

    Shoot,that reminds me. I have to get the snowblower ready. We generally don't get much, but when we do, it's usually more than a bit and that thing is like Gold around the 'hood.

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  26. Hey, {Nana}!
    *Clink* taps Fresca with Mich Ultra bottle.

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  27. Anybody here like country music? If so, here's a little Pink Floyd for you....

    ...You heard me.

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  28. Hey Squatch, GMTA.

    /caveat is that fools seldom differ. :D

    Heheheheh

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  29. sasquatchonsteroids


    Seriously? We are on Verizon for our phones, but use Optimum for cable....and internet.

    I wasn't first? Waaah! ;) I am 12 years old and will throw a tantrum!

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  30. MICHAEL LEDEEN makes his usual astute observations. What Michael doesn't know is that President Obama is better, smarter, nicer, cooler, and wiser than all the previous people before him, and he possesses diplomatic skills that surpass mere mortals.

    We've Been Talking to Iran for 30 Years .

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  31. I'm on the Mich Ultras, too. We'll get the last laugh when we are lookin' good!

    Darn tootin'. And you know that's true !
    *flexes bicep*

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  32. No snow down here in Feenix either, Erik. Just sh*tloads of Snowbirds from Oct to April. All in the fast lane, driving 45 mph, with the blinkers on.....

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  33. Bar Wench

    Thank you! I was just thinking of getting Fresca out of the fridge, but now I have one.

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  34. Come on C2ers. We have been in the pub for two and a half hours. We are all buzzed. Surely we can solve the worlds ills in like ten minutes.

    DD your take first.

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  35. Erik The Red said...

    Come on C2ers. We have been in the pub for two and a half hours. We are all buzzed. Surely we can solve the worlds ills in like ten minutes.

    DD your take first.



    Nuke them all and let god sort them out....problem solved...let's drink!

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  36. Seriously? We are on Verizon for our phones, but use Optimum for cable....and internet.

    I wasn't first? Waaah! ;) I am 12 years old and will throw a tantrum!


    How's their cable service ?
    Any problems with it going out occasionally ?

    We just had FIOS put in the office, it's pretty trick. But went from DSL so I can't really compare it to Comcrap.

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  37. Nuke them all and let god sort them out....problem solved...let's drink!
    Easy, peazy.

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  38. Desert Dog said...

    No snow down here in Feenix either, Erik. Just sh*tloads of Snowbirds from Oct to April. All in the fast lane, driving 45 mph, with the blinkers on.....


    Thank goodness I am not alone. I need to find the jokes that go around living in Orlando. I heard some on the radio today. Man I LMAO.

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  39. dopp!
    Player 1 : Reine your final score is 375
    Player 2 : RedState your final score is 415
    Player 3 : VX your final score is 403
    Player 4 : Doppelgang your final score is 384

    I am the scrabble kitteh! ! !

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  40. Desert Dog said... Nuke them all and let god sort them out....problem solved...let's drink!

    My take to. Damn that was easy. Lets go to DC.

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  41. Today, I got home from London and discovered my appartment had been broken in to and pretty much everything was gone. I ask my neighbour if he heard anything. He did. He thought I was moving out. He doesn't like me so he helped the guys move out my TV and the rest of my stuff. FML

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  42. Reine's about? Tell her I said "hi."

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  43. What is a scrabble kitteh? Is that sort of a square one with rounded edges, blonde with a black squiggle on its back?

    I'm confused.

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  44. Oops....congratulations Redstate!

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  45. Desert Dog said...

    No snow down here in Feenix either, Erik. Just sh*tloads of Snowbirds from Oct to April. All in the fast lane, driving 45 mph, with the blinkers on.....

    We get a ton of them in south TX also...called Winter Texans. They start cruising the road at 9am...looking for a lunch spot and 3pm eyeballing dinner...lol

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  46. Okay Lucius how about a little mezcal so we can see your Elvis impersonation.

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  47. Erik The Red said...

    Come on C2ers. We have been in the pub for two and a half hours. We are all buzzed. Surely we can solve the worlds ills in like ten minutes.

    DD your take first.


    You didn't ask me, but I'll take a shot. Destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities; build nuclear power plants in the U.S. and tell the Saudis to pound sand; take over Cuba and turn it into a beach resort; reinstate the missile agreement with Eastern Europe; poison Hugo Chavez's black beans and rice; take away Jimmy Carter's passport, telephone and Internet connection; move the U.N. to Geneva and withdraw our funding; run Zombie Reagan against the Messiah in 2012.

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  48. reine photoshopped the scrabble kitteh that the winner gets to display on facebook. I'd link to it, but you'd have to have facebook to see it, I think, and I'm too lazy to upload it to my flickr and then link to that. We play a prettty tough game. Some smart wimmins. I savor every victory I get!

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  49. Gotta go CCers. It's been realy nice seeing you all. {Hugs for everyone}

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  50. Congratulations redstate! Lucius, we have a lolcat of a kitteh in a tiara at a Scrabble board. The winner gets to proudly display it on her Facebook page until the next queen is crowned.

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  51. Okay Lucius how about a little mezcal so we can see your Elvis impersonation.

    Not until I'm done with these furschlinger drafts.

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  52. Bar Wench, if I lose by less than 100 points I'm pretty happy. Once in a while I even win, but these ladies are tough competitors.

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  53. Goodnight, Gak, thanks so much for stopping by.

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  54. doppel,

    Throw Lil' Kim in his shark tank.

    Include the Mad Mullahs in the destroy column.

    Send Michael Moore to Cuba to enjoy the health care and capitalism free society.

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  55. This was a close one, huh, dopp? I'd been sucking hind tit the whole game until about three or four plays ago.

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  56. Pink, can I get you a little hot toddy?

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  57. doppelganglander said... You didn't ask me, but I'll take a shot. Destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities; build nuclear power plants in the U.S. and tell the Saudis to pound sand; take over Cuba and turn it into a beach resort; reinstate the missile agreement with Eastern Europe; poison Hugo Chavez's black beans and rice; take away Jimmy Carter's passport, telephone and Internet connection; move the U.N. to Geneva and withdraw our funding; run Zombie Reagan against the Messiah in 2012.

    OK you can have Sec of Defense.

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  58. Yes, please, Brandy. It seems to be getting worse. :(

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  59. well I am off to bed. See you good folks later.

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  60. ETR,

    Can I have BATF, I promise to turn a profit in six months!

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  61. Good one, Nana. Everybody drink. "To Life!"

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  62. Pinky
    Hope it's not the flu! That crap will blindside you.

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  63. Bar Wench

    GMTA! But you type faster!

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  64. Yes, please, Brandy. It seems to be getting worse. :(

    Everything Ok ?
    Anything I can do to help ?
    Karaoke isn't my thing, but I can belt out a mean Ring of Fire. It always makes people laugh, anyhow.

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  65. Did Nana sneak in?

    I must have dozed off...sorry.

    Hi Nana!

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  66. Can I have BATF, I promise to turn a profit in six months!

    Can I be Bar Czar ??

    Pick Me! Pick Me!

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  67. Here you are Pink, hopefully this will make you feel better.

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  68. It seems like just allergies, PBJ, although I don't *have* allergies!

    Why yes, I think Ring of Fire might just help! ;-)

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  69. Bar Wench

    Indeed we should. I ♥ that movie so much.

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  70. Thanks, Brandy! Yummmm ...yes, that's perfect!

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  71. Pink...you need a toddie and a hot bath.

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  72. Bar Czar. I love it. LOL

    Got any Chicago connections?

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  73. Erik, I really want Secretary of Education. I'd clean up the system and then ask Congress to dissolve my department. JCM would be an excellent choice for Defense.

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  74. A hot bath is my cure for anything. It always makes you feel better.

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  75. Brandy's fixed me up on the toddy ....still have some email to finish answering here and then I may just get that hot bath ...it does sound nice.

    We've got a change of weather that came through earlier, maybe that's it. We're going to be down in the 50's tonight, already close. It's nice!

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  76. Jorline

    Did Nana sneak in?

    I must have dozed off...sorry.

    Hi Nana!


    Harrumph! ;)

    I didn't have to sneak in. I am so short that no one noticed me. Honest!

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  77. Dibs on "Minister without Portfolio"

    I want the office and the cute secretary, but I don't want to have to do much of anything in particular.

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  78. Brandy's fixed me up on the toddy ....still have some email to finish answering here and then I may just get that hot bath ...it does sound nice.

    Take this with you

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  79. Lucius Septimius said...
    Dibs on "Minister without Portfolio"


    I want to be the "Yes Minister".
    ;)

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  80. OK -- I gotta go home and get some shuteye. If I read any more of these things I may start screaming.

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  81. Got any Chicago connections?

    Well, I know this one guy....

    /nevermind

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  82. Squatch! Wow, how surprising, especially coming from a Sasquatch. Thanks!

    /that's what I get for stereotyping!

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  83. sasquatchonsteroids

    Excellent post.

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  84. Nana TeeHeeeeeeee Don't worry about being short. 2P and Sas most nights are on the floor.

    It's so good to be with you again.

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  85. I didn't have to sneak in. I am so short that no one noticed me. Honest!
    LOL! Nana can't see over the bar!


    'Night, Lucius. Sleep well.

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  86. Pi Guy said...

    Lucius Septimius said...
    Dibs on "Minister without Portfolio"

    I want to be the "Yes Minister".
    ;)


    Great show! BBC has made some really good ones over the years

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  87. Squatch! Wow, how surprising, especially coming from a Sasquatch. Thanks!

    I absolutely love it.

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  88. Good night Lucius. Sweet dreams.

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  89. I once knew a man from Chicago
    Who had contracted a case of Lumbago
    He got it in Spain
    But went back there again
    And returned with an infectious farrago.

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  90. Desert Dog said...

    Great show! BBC has made some really good ones over the years


    I've loved it ever since I first saw it!

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  91. New thread upstairs, although you might be in for a surprise...

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  92. See ya'll later, time for that hot bath. Ya'll have a nice evening!

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  93. Good night pink. I hope you feel better. Not H1N1 I hope:)

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  94. See ya'll later, time for that hot bath. Ya'll have a nice evening!

    You, too, Pink.
    Hope you get to feeling better.

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  95. G'nite, Lucius. Sweet dreams!

    Jorline, Redstateredneck:



    Short People...

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  96. redstateredneck said...

    LOL! Nana can't see over the bar!

    That's OK Nana. My belly use to be so big I couldn't see a whole lot while at the urinal...lol

    Lost 50 lbs now.

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  97. Pink,

    Feel better! And get a good night's sleep!

    Sweet dreams.

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  98. Weet dreams Pink...get better soon.

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  99. Jorline,

    Good on you! It ain't easy, as I have found out.

    And being around food in your restaurant must make it even harder.

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  100. Time for me to call it a night also.

    See y'all tomorrow.

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  101. Please don't knock me down as I go upstairs! I will probably be gabbing away, so I should be easier to see! ;)

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  102. It was that damn prednisone Nana. Most people gain weight on it...I lost weight.

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