There were places in the Austro-Hungarian empire where, when compulsory family names were introduced for some minorities that didn't yet have them (e.g., Jews) they just named everybody "Gross" (big, tall), "Klein" (small, short), "Schwarz" (black, i.e., dark-haired), and "Weiss" (fair-haired), or perhaps "Roth" (red[-headed]).
Houdini was a Hungarian Jew, but it is unclear to me where he was born. He was, like most geniuses, devoted to his mother. No Houdini, no Copperfield, etc.
On my father's mother's side we're Davidoviches, and thanks to his cousin (z"l) I can track all the way back to David. (Dudya) Something like 11 generations from the youngest alive today.
Her song will go on... and on... and on... and on... and on... and... ugh
But...as it turns out...not her show.
In the last year, all the ticket salesmen would tell you to buy the cheapest seats, and then move forward just before the show began. There was always plenty of room to move up.
On my father's mother's side we're Davidoviches, and thanks to his cousin (z"l) I can track all the way back to David. (Dudya) Something like 11 generations from the youngest alive today.
One member of my family, a few centuries back, was an illegitimate child of the Sun King - which, meant that I am a descendant of most of the royal families of Europe... tracing that back, one ancestor of mine is one of the brother's of St. Nicholas. So yeah, the blood of Santa flows through these veins.
Then others also traced back into Israel, and back to David. We're like really distant distant distant cousins.
So, to give you all an update on the new site - just a few tweaks to the commenting system, and I'll be ready to upload stuff tomorrow at some point, and do some final testing... Things are coming along nicely.
Oh, and I have added a 'add to favorites' feature, and a 'daily links' feature, as well. So there.
Promise not to laugh ... My father's (z"l) theory was the lost tribes went into Outer Space.
I've heard more outlandish... Bt consider this - when my ancestor, Sky Woman, "fell", the world was covered with water. Maybe that was during the Flood? ;)
If you ever get a chance, check out the episode of Futurama called "The Honking".
The plot centers around Bender (the robot) getting bitten a were-car, and so he becomes a murderous rampaging car whenever the moon is full, and he's trying to find a cure by locating the original were-car.
The jokes fly fast and furious:
-It starts in the capital of the Robo-Hungarian empire: Thermostadt
-The original were-car is found in a building marked "Anti-Chrysler"
-Calculon: "Actually, I was all of history's great acting robots - Acting Unit 1.0! Thespo-Mat! David Duchovny!"
-A picture with moving eyes has the robot name "Commodore LXIV" (Commodore 64)
-One robot's chestplate reads "Euro Trash 80"
-Another were-car is identified as "The Red LeBaron"
So Bare, how common a name IS Malik Shabazz, anyway, do you suppose? How likely is it that a different one is on the White House visitor logs?
I know. Unless, you know, it's like "John Smith" in homegrown pseudo-muslim revolutionary groups. The whole "These are not the names you are looking for" Jedi Mind Trick they are trying is lame.
It's fun to see you on the board, Bare, given that you usually have your face in your development environment instead - very nice to enjoy it with you here.
And now, one of the most classic and oldest Halloween monster tales:
Beowulf ond Godsylla
Meanehwæl, baccat meaddehæle, monstær lurccen; Fulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht. Ðen Hreorfneorhtðhwr, son of Hrwærowþheororthwl, Æsccen æwful jeork to steop outsyd. Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! Ðe bigge gye Eallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe; Wicced Godsylla wæld on his asse. Monstær moppe fleor wyþ eallum men in hælle. Beowulf in bacceroome fonecall bamaccen wæs; Hearen sond of ruccus sæd, "Hwæt ðe helle?" Graben sheold strang ond swich-blæd scharp Stond feorth to fyht ðe grimlic foe. "Me," Godsylla sæd, "mac ðe minsemete." Heoro cwyc geten heold wiþ fæmed half-nelson Ond flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen Beowulf belly up to meaddehæle bar, Sæd, "Ne foe beaten mie færsom cung-fu." Eorderen cocca-cohla yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.
Running Pumpkin Bare Ass said... And in case anyone was wondering, Beowulf is the story of how the hero Beowulf comes to Heorot to stop Grendel from eating all the Danishes.
That reminds me of my favorite lines from the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy:
'It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.' ‘What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?’ ‘You ask a glass of water.’
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, ...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', ...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, ...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. ..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" - Quoth the server, "404".
Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying Blood... blood... blood... blood...
And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me.
And for my next trick, I'm going to go into the scheduled posts, publish them one by one, adding a "FIRST!" comment to each one, then unpublish them and reschedule them for their times.
"There are many reasons why Obama, according to Gallup, has suffered the largest decline in approval, at this portion in his term, of any elected president since 1953 — and why more Americans believe in UFOs than approve of the job done by Congress. But one reason is surely the bitter, brittle tone of the new Democratic establishment — highlighted by the promise they have raised and disappointed. How did the tonal candidate become so tone-deaf?"
MONSEY, N.Y. -- In his new suburban American home, Shaker Yakub, a Yemeni Jew, folded a large scarf in half, wrapped it around his head and tucked in his spiraling side curls. "This is how I passed for a Muslim," said the 59-year-old father of seven, improvising a turban that hid his black skullcap.
The ploy enabled Mr. Yakub and half a dozen members of his family to slip undetected out of their native town of Raida, Yemen, and travel to the capital 50 miles to the south. There, they met U.S. State Department officials conducting a clandestine operation to bring some of Yemen's last remaining Jews to America to escape rising anti-Semitic violence in his country.
In all, about 60 Yemeni Jews have resettled in the U.S. since July; officials say another 100 could still come. There were an estimated 350 in Yemen before the operation began. Some of the remainder may go to Israel and some will stay behind, most in a government enclave
LoL ... well, I have been just a littlle how can I say it ... p*ssed off lately .. and I have not been posting much cuz... I don't want to seem rather ... hell how else can I say it but ... just pissed off and I don't want the blog to suffer ... so I am keeping my real feeinlings inside ... but I got to tell you that I am having hard time these days for many reasons ...
But ... Hey . my friends and I had a dang good party tonight/this morning and we are regrouping ...but I bet you we will be feeling it at the bonfire tonight ... blah ...
I guess to be politically correct I must say that our bonfire tonight will be for the kids ... and not other stuff just in case "some" people are lurking ... so sick of having to feel like I need to make a disclaimer about every single thing ...
We are just praying that Obama and his administration does not take it out too hard on small business ... and we are trying to keep positive ... but we will not be able to make it if some things happen ... so all snark aside ... I am "hoping" for the best ...
Good Morning to all of you ... thanks for the outlet ...
FOIST
ReplyDeleteEVERY DAY IS AN ADVENTURE!
ReplyDeleteGooooooood morning, Bare! :-) Gooooooooooooooood morning, CCers!
ReplyDeleteThere's a pumpkin hiding behind my avatar...?
ReplyDelete;-)
Might as well use up the last one.
ReplyDeleteGood morning, littleoldlady.
ReplyDeleteBatGuano! :-)
ReplyDeleteHowdy!
Did you ever see this, BatGuano?
ReplyDeleteCRANKYFLAKES!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!
ReplyDeleteBare, exactly when did you become Nigel Tufnel? : )
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, littleoldlady!
ReplyDeleteWe all missed you!
Here's a list of EVERYTHING going on in Las Vegas on Halloween 2009!
ReplyDeleteCC! :-)
ReplyDeletePi Guy! :-)
It's good to be back! :-) :-) :-)
littleoldlady said...
ReplyDeleteDid you ever see this, BatGuano?
Yes I did. It's a beautiful thing.
Bare, exactly when did you become Nigel Tufnel? : )
ReplyDeleteOnce I learned what the hours were. Why?
73 years ago today, we lost Harry Houdini.
ReplyDelete145 years ago today, we gained the state of Nevada!
Free speech!
ReplyDeleteFree speech!
For the dumb!
For the dumb!
/Discharge
Thanks to CC's new avatars, am I now Pumpkin Pi Guy?
ReplyDeleteAnd, in continuing from the previous thread, I am also a fan of the beaver and would watch it for hours if I could.
ReplyDeleteFF! :-)
ReplyDeleteOnce I learned what the hours were. Why?
ReplyDeleteHeh. No bones!
Houdini is a hero of mine, Born Erich Weiss of Hungarian descent. A genius. Thanks for remembering him.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, nice cleanup job, bare! :-)
ReplyDeletePumpkin Pi Guy! ROTFL!
LOL Pumpkin Pi Guy!! Ha! Very good!
ReplyDeleteHi F2!! Excellent thread today! Thanks!
Running Bare said...
ReplyDeleteOnce I learned what the hours were. Why?
They go up to 11?
;)
Houdini is a hero of mine, Born Erich Weiss of Hungarian descent. A genius. Thanks for remembering him.
ReplyDeleteWas he from Milwaukee or Racine, or someplace like that? (I'm from Wisconsin - thought he was from there.)
BatGuano said...
ReplyDeleteHoudini is a hero of mine, Born Erich Weiss of Hungarian descent. A genius. Thanks for remembering him.
He died at the age of 52 - the same number of cards in a standard deck.
The middle of his life was 1900 - he lived 26 years before it and 26 years after it.
They go up to 11?
ReplyDeleteSee, now THAT was a way better reply than mine! You're a Tap fan?! Who knew?!
LoL :-) how are you?
ReplyDeleteLITTLEOLDLADY!!
ReplyDeleteGood morning, you're ok!
Heh. No bones!
ReplyDeleteNot true! This is my actual internal structure! Yes, it's green!
I'm from the Weiss family of Hungary.
ReplyDelete/big deal. probably 20% of Hungary are Weisses... ;-)
Where is that Pink Freudian person?
ReplyDeleteThey go up to 11?
ReplyDeleteWork - the saddest of all keys.
(CC, I haven't forgotten aboutcha!)
ReplyDeletePink! :-)
ReplyDeleteTo quote Bare, "I am not teh dead"
;-)
Corre∫pondence Committee said...
ReplyDeleteHoudini is a hero of mine, Born Erich Weiss of Hungarian descent. A genius. Thanks for remembering him.
Was he from Milwaukee or Racine, or someplace like that? (I'm from Wisconsin - thought he was from there.)
He always claimed to have been born in Appleton, Wisconsin, to avoid the prejudice of his day attached to immigrants.
He was really born in Hungary, however.
I believe Appleton has a good Houdini museum, however.
Where is that Pink Freudian person?
ReplyDeleteLast I heard, she was in the middle of a very important conversation.
Pumpkins! I just noticed!
ReplyDelete/SO MUCH BETTER THAN HORSE-FACE
littleoldlady said...
ReplyDeleteI'm from the Weiss family of Hungary.
/big deal. probably 20% of Hungary are Weisses... ;-)
It's ... what? Hungarian for "Smith"?
He always claimed to have been born in Appleton, Wisconsin, to avoid the prejudice of his day attached to immigrants.
ReplyDeleteHe was really born in Hungary, however.
I believe Appleton has a good Houdini museum, however.
Appleton - okay. I thought he really was born there! That's wild. (Not TOO far from Milwaukee...close to Green Bay.)
It's ... what? Hungarian for "Smith"?
ReplyDeleteClose. German for "White". ;-)
To quote Bare, "I am not teh dead"
ReplyDeleteU Iz Alyvz!!
They had armadillos in their trowsers. Quite frightening.
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
ReplyDeletePumpkins! I just noticed!
/SO MUCH BETTER THAN HORSE-FACE
Hey! We never once used a Celine Dion default avatar!
/Oh, sorry
//In Vegas, when you say "horse face", everyone assumes you're talking about Celine Dion
/SO MUCH BETTER THAN HORSE-FACE
ReplyDeleteBetween Pi, Bare, and me, we got it looking just right. I love this thing! I wish we had done it last night...I love how it floats on the screen. LOL
Morning Lol :) RB, Pi, CC, Bat.
ReplyDelete//In Vegas, when you say "horse face", everyone assumes you're talking about Celine Dion
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO
@Pi Guy: "Weiss" = "white"
ReplyDeleteThere were places in the Austro-Hungarian empire where, when compulsory family names were introduced for some minorities that didn't yet have them (e.g., Jews) they just named everybody "Gross" (big, tall), "Klein" (small, short), "Schwarz" (black, i.e., dark-haired), and "Weiss" (fair-haired), or perhaps "Roth" (red[-headed]).
Those with lots of money bought "fancy" names :-)
Mornin Pink.
ReplyDeletelittleoldlady said...
ReplyDeleteIt's ... what? Hungarian for "Smith"?
Close. German for "White". ;-)
...whereas "Smith" is more strongly associated with "Black".
Morning, everyone who has just arrived! Welcome!
ReplyDeleteMorning, enuff and Pink!
ReplyDelete//In Vegas, when you say "horse face", everyone assumes you're talking about Celine Dion
ReplyDelete...can't hear her name without hearing that song from Titanic
/shudder!
Between Pi, Bare, and me, we got it looking just right. I love this thing! I wish we had done it last night...I love how it floats on the screen. LOL
ReplyDeleteIT'S PERFECT!
enuff! :-)
ReplyDelete...can't hear her name without hearing that song from Titanic
ReplyDeleteHer song will go on... and on... and on... and on... and on... and... ugh
'Morning enuff!
ReplyDeleteHoudini was a Hungarian Jew, but it is unclear to me where he was born. He was, like most geniuses, devoted to his mother. No Houdini, no Copperfield, etc.
ReplyDeleteRunning Pumpkin Bare Ass said...
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!
Goodmorning, enuff! :-)
Houdini was a Hungarian Jew, but it is unclear to me where he was born.
ReplyDeleteBudapest.
Yes, I'm correct.
No, you dont' have to look it up. I'm always right.
You're welcome.
;)
FF,
ReplyDeleteOn my father's mother's side we're Davidoviches, and thanks to his cousin (z"l) I can track all the way back to David. (Dudya) Something like 11 generations from the youngest alive today.
/which is amazing!
Running Pumpkin Bare Ass said...
ReplyDeleteHer song will go on... and on... and on... and on... and on... and... ugh
But...as it turns out...not her show.
In the last year, all the ticket salesmen would tell you to buy the cheapest seats, and then move forward just before the show began. There was always plenty of room to move up.
We're up to sixty posts already! If this keeps up we'll need three fruitcup threads!
ReplyDeleteGood morning enuff.
ReplyDeleteRunning Pumpkin Bare Ass, not so much. :)
No, you dont' have to look it up. I'm always right.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
Thank me very much!
Running Pumpkin Bare Ass, how is the new site coming, by the way?
ReplyDeleteOn my father's mother's side we're Davidoviches, and thanks to his cousin (z"l) I can track all the way back to David. (Dudya) Something like 11 generations from the youngest alive today.
ReplyDeleteOne member of my family, a few centuries back, was an illegitimate child of the Sun King - which, meant that I am a descendant of most of the royal families of Europe... tracing that back, one ancestor of mine is one of the brother's of St. Nicholas. So yeah, the blood of Santa flows through these veins.
Then others also traced back into Israel, and back to David. We're like really distant distant distant cousins.
(We'd all love a little update! I love that hover over the quote thingy you added tonight!)
ReplyDeleteRunning Pumpkin Bare Ass, how is the new site coming, by the way?
ReplyDeleteWhat new site?
*confused*
We. Are. So. Screwed. : )
ReplyDelete(We'd all love a little update! I love that hover over the quote thingy you added tonight!)
ReplyDeleteYou've no idea how much I REALLY like that!!
You can't fool me Bare. I know it's you, 'cause I know about you and Santa.
ReplyDeleteWe. Are. So. Screwed. : )
ReplyDeleteI wish. Sigh...
;)
I love that too, Pink - very cool feature.
ReplyDeleteThen others also traced back into Israel, and back to David. We're like really distant distant distant cousins.
ReplyDeleteI keep tellin' ya, you guys are part of the "lost tribes"! :-)
/so we're doubly cousins
You can't fool me Bare. I know it's you, 'cause I know about you and Santa.
ReplyDeleteYup, and because of that, in my house it's always, "Christmas again? We just had Christmas last week... awww man."
I keep tellin' ya, you guys are part of the "lost tribes"! :-)
ReplyDeleteI don't know how that could be so - we came from the Sky World.
/I know. I'm a creationist.
"Too much cookies and egg nog!" /Bare family homeless camp
ReplyDeleteOh now you've done it, Bare. LOL
ReplyDelete(He's goofing on you guys, going all Native American. : )
So, to give you all an update on the new site - just a few tweaks to the commenting system, and I'll be ready to upload stuff tomorrow at some point, and do some final testing... Things are coming along nicely.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I have added a 'add to favorites' feature, and a 'daily links' feature, as well. So there.
Were you able to add C2 Geek?
ReplyDeleteWere you able to add C2 Geek?
ReplyDeleteNo, but it will be there when you wake up. How's that? I'm done working for the night :)
I don't know how that could be so - we came from the Sky World.
ReplyDeletePromise not to laugh ... My father's (z"l) theory was the lost tribes went into Outer Space.
/he doscovered religion in his old age
//either that or sci-fi movies...
Oh, and I have added a 'add to favorites' feature, and a 'daily links' feature, as well. So there.
ReplyDeleteWHOA! Cornucopia!
Promise not to laugh ... My father's (z"l) theory was the lost tribes went into Outer Space.
ReplyDeleteI've heard more outlandish... Bt consider this - when my ancestor, Sky Woman, "fell", the world was covered with water. Maybe that was during the Flood? ;)
If you ever get a chance, check out the episode of Futurama called "The Honking".
ReplyDeleteThe plot centers around Bender (the robot) getting bitten a were-car, and so he becomes a murderous rampaging car whenever the moon is full, and he's trying to find a cure by locating the original were-car.
The jokes fly fast and furious:
-It starts in the capital of the Robo-Hungarian empire: Thermostadt
-The original were-car is found in a building marked "Anti-Chrysler"
-Calculon: "Actually, I was all of history's great acting robots - Acting Unit 1.0! Thespo-Mat! David Duchovny!"
-A picture with moving eyes has the robot name "Commodore LXIV" (Commodore 64)
-One robot's chestplate reads "Euro Trash 80"
-Another were-car is identified as "The Red LeBaron"
I read 35 years ago that we Anglo-Saxons were one of the Lost tribes. Never understood the argument.
ReplyDeleteI read 35 years ago that we Anglo-Saxons were one of the Lost tribes. Never understood the argument.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is, if you guys had known where you were going, you wouldn't have gone to Britain. That could be it ;)
That should be easy enough, Bare. I almost never wake up in the morning. : )
ReplyDeleteDo you think the Normans were ever called Anglo-Saxophobes?
ReplyDeleteDo you think the Normans were ever called Anglo-Saxophobes?
ReplyDeletePossibly. But I bet they had cool tunes on their Jute boxes.
So Bare, how common a name IS Malik Shabazz, anyway, do you suppose? How likely is it that a different one is on the White House visitor logs?
ReplyDeleteI find that incredible. I don't believe it.
I heard that the German word for constipation is Fahrfrumpoopen. Can anyone confirm this?
ReplyDeleteHere's Jake Tapper on that story. Apparently it's a pretty common name?
ReplyDeleteSo Bare, how common a name IS Malik Shabazz, anyway, do you suppose? How likely is it that a different one is on the White House visitor logs?
ReplyDeleteI know. Unless, you know, it's like "John Smith" in homegrown pseudo-muslim revolutionary groups. The whole "These are not the names you are looking for" Jedi Mind Trick they are trying is lame.
I heard that the German word for constipation is Fahrfrumpoopen. Can anyone confirm this?
ReplyDeleteYes, and the word for "Virgin" is Gudentite.
He says there are 59 on whitepages.com!! Imagine that!
ReplyDeleteBut one of them that isn't that guy just happened to visit the White House?
ReplyDeleteIt just seems like a very unique name...but okay.
ReplyDelete"You can't go into a 7-11 without meeting a Malik Shabazz!" - Joe Biden
ReplyDeleteHeh. And they call Rush Limbaugh a bigot!
ReplyDeleteIt's fun to see you on the board, Bare, given that you usually have your face in your development environment instead - very nice to enjoy it with you here.
ReplyDeleteRunning Pumpkin Bare Ass said...
ReplyDeleteYes, and the word for "Virgin" is Gudentite.
I suppose the German word for "Atomic Bomb" is: Das Earschplitten Laudenboomer Wot Schmartz?
LMAO
ReplyDeleteAnd now, one of the most classic and oldest Halloween monster tales:
ReplyDeleteBeowulf ond Godsylla
Meanehwæl, baccat meaddehæle, monstær lurccen;
Fulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht.
Ðen Hreorfneorhtðhwr, son of Hrwærowþheororthwl,
Æsccen æwful jeork to steop outsyd.
Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! Ðe bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe;
Wicced Godsylla wæld on his asse.
Monstær moppe fleor wyþ eallum men in hælle.
Beowulf in bacceroome fonecall bamaccen wæs;
Hearen sond of ruccus sæd, "Hwæt ðe helle?"
Graben sheold strang ond swich-blæd scharp
Stond feorth to fyht ðe grimlic foe.
"Me," Godsylla sæd, "mac ðe minsemete."
Heoro cwyc geten heold wiþ fæmed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen
Beowulf belly up to meaddehæle bar,
Sæd, "Ne foe beaten mie færsom cung-fu."
Eorderen cocca-cohla yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.
I suppose the German word for "Atomic Bomb" is: Das Earschplitten Laudenboomer Wot Schmartz?
ReplyDeleteMel Brooks. Is that you? ROTFLMAO!
"Hwæt ðe helle?"
ReplyDeleteI can't breathe!
I suppose the German word for "Atomic Bomb" is: Das Earschplitten Laudenboomer Wot Schmartz?
ReplyDeleteIf we'd have unleashed it during WWII in the European Theater, it would have been...
ICH BIN EIN FOOKED!
Eorderen cocca-cohla yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO...
And in case anyone was wondering, Beowulf is the story of how the hero Beowulf comes to Heorot to stop Grendel from eating all the Danishes.
ReplyDeleteAnd notice that I said "Grendel", and not "Grundel" - we don't' even want to go there.
ReplyDeleteDas chirpper mit der yellow beaken,
ReplyDeletein mein vindow bin gepeaken.
Ach! Das chirper bin upspoken,
Shame on fokkers nicht upwoken!
Soon mein shooter bin gepoppen,
und das chirpin' be gestoppen.
Running Pumpkin Bare Ass said...
ReplyDeleteAnd in case anyone was wondering, Beowulf is the story of how the hero Beowulf comes to Heorot to stop Grendel from eating all the Danishes.
That reminds me of my favorite lines from the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy:
'It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.'
‘What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?’
‘You ask a glass of water.’
BatGuano said...
ReplyDeleteDas chirpper mit der yellow beaken,
in mein vindow bin gepeaken.
Ach! Das chirper bin upspoken,
Shame on fokkers nicht upwoken!
Soon mein shooter bin gepoppen,
und das chirpin' be gestoppen.
...Quot der chirpper, "Nebbermoor!"
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
ReplyDelete...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".
LOL...
ReplyDeleteFord carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying Blood... blood... blood... blood...
WHAT HAPPENED TO LITTLEOLDLADY?
ReplyDeleteAnd wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, she's laughing to hard to type!
ReplyDeleteThe ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
ReplyDeleteWHAT HAPPENED TO LITTLEOLDLADY?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's taking a bath.
Running Pumpkin Bare Ass said...
ReplyDeleteThe ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Another line that only Douglas Adams could write!
Pi guy, You're a deviated prevert. But funny as hell. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnother line that only Douglas Adams could write!
ReplyDeleteHe certainly could turn a phrase LOL...
I really need a bath.
ReplyDeleteBatGuano said...
ReplyDeletePi guy, You're a deviated prevert. But funny as hell. ;)
That's an actual error message. Check out this link.
I really need a bath.
ReplyDeleteAh. There ya be.
There you are!
ReplyDeleteDouglas Adams: RIP. I read all but So, Long and Thanks for all the fish.
ReplyDeleteUh oh. Now what do I do????
ReplyDeleteThat's an actual error message. Check out this link.
ReplyDeleteRats. I clicked on that, expecting it to say, "Pi Guy, you're a deviated prevert."
What a letdown. ; )
I read all but So, Long and Thanks for all the fish.
ReplyDeleteEver read Dirk Gently, the holistic detective stuff?
BatGuano said...
ReplyDeletePi guy, You're a deviated prevert. But funny as hell. ;)
What makes you think I'm a pervert?
After all, the internet is for porn!
Shibumi Bubba...there's that cool screen name again.
ReplyDeleteRats. I clicked on that, expecting it to say, "Pi Guy, you're a deviated prevert."
ReplyDeleteI can't bear to see my BFF with teh Sadz...
Here
Ever read Dirk Gently, the holistic detective stuff?
ReplyDeleteYep, I still have a pristine copy of the first edition. The first paragraph is a bout an electric Knight on a bored horse, iirc.
electric Knight on a bored horse
ReplyDeleteI thought it was an electric monk? Damn. I gotta dig that book out again LOL
Corre∫pondence Pumpkin Committee said...
ReplyDeleteThat's an actual error message. Check out this link.
Rats. I clicked on that, expecting it to say, "Pi Guy, you're a deviated prevert."
What a letdown. ; )
Then click my "internet is for porn" link!
;)
Running Pumpkin Bare Ass said...
ReplyDeleteRats. I clicked on that, expecting it to say, "Pi Guy, you're a deviated prevert."
I can't bear to see my BFF with teh Sadz...
Here
Oh, geeeeeeez...
Oh, geeeeeeez...
ReplyDeleteBwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
I can't bear to see my BFF with teh Sadz...
ReplyDeleteHere
OMG LMAO
Then click my "internet is for porn" link!
ReplyDelete;)
I am askeered to click that!
I thought it was an electric monk? Damn. I gotta dig that book out again LOL
ReplyDeleteYou know, you might be right. I have boxes of books that I need to unpack but no where to put them. Electric monk sounds right.
(You being a "deviated prevert" and all. ; )
ReplyDeleteCorre∫pondence Pumpkin Committee said...
ReplyDeleteThen click my "internet is for porn" link!
;)
I am askeered to click that!
Trust me - it's just a Sesame Street video.
And for my next trick, I'm going to go into the scheduled posts, publish them one by one, adding a "FIRST!" comment to each one, then unpublish them and reschedule them for their times.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
You know, you might be right. I have boxes of books that I need to unpack but no where to put them. Electric monk sounds right.
ReplyDeleteSo do I. Heavy boxes and plastic bins full of books. I even pared it down to just my "essential must-haves", even.
LOL Bare
ReplyDeleteFor now, I'll have to cease all the sexy, naughty, bitchy stuff, and head on out.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight, all!
Good night, Pi! I'm about out myself!
ReplyDelete"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." ~ Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
ReplyDeleteOn that note, I'm about to make like a baby, and head out myself.
Good night, Pi Guy!
ReplyDelete'Night, Pi Guy! :-)
ReplyDeleteSure...you guys leave and I have to clean up the fruit droppings...
So do I. Heavy boxes and plastic bins full of books. I even pared it down to just my "essential must-haves", even.
ReplyDeleteWhere was I when you were getting rid of books?? I don't remember that! : ) (I think you love books too much to throw even ONE out.)
G'night, Pi.
ReplyDeleteWhere was I when you were getting rid of books?? I don't remember that! : ) (I think you love books too much to throw even ONE out.)
ReplyDeleteI didn't say I threw any out. I said I pared it down to "essential must-haves". That's my way of saying, "I packed them up..."
If I don't go to sleep, I won't be awake until 2:00! I'd better split.
ReplyDeleteGood night, Bat, lol - Bare, I'll drop you a wrap up email in a second.
Have fun guys!
Sure...you guys leave and I have to clean up the fruit droppings...
ReplyDeleteSorry about that LoL. I left ya a box of rags, and a bottle of Nature's Miracle. I can't help it - fruit just goes right through me :(
G'night, Bare ass! (never thought I would post that)
ReplyDeletedidn't say I threw any out. I said I pared it down to "essential must-haves". That's my way of saying, "I packed them up..."
ReplyDeleteNuance. : )
Good night, all ya alls!
ReplyDelete'night, Guano!
ReplyDeleteNight, CC!
ReplyDelete'Night, CC & Bare! :-)
ReplyDeleteSo...what to do...what to do...?
ReplyDeleteLet this thread page or start a new one?
Good night, everybody!
ReplyDeleteEt tu, FF?
ReplyDeleteGood night! :-)
Mike Gerson in RealClearPolitics: Too small to lead.
ReplyDelete"There are many reasons why Obama, according to Gallup, has suffered the largest decline in approval, at this portion in his term, of any elected president since 1953 — and why more Americans believe in UFOs than approve of the job done by Congress. But one reason is surely the bitter, brittle tone of the new Democratic establishment — highlighted by the promise they have raised and disappointed. How did the tonal candidate become so tone-deaf?"
(h/t) Instapundit
FOIA reveals Emails that link White House directly to NEA politicization campaign.
ReplyDelete/Featuring Kumar of the Harold and Kumar franchise
Hi, LoL! I'm actually in Euroland again, so wide awake.
ReplyDeleteJunior Samples: I think I'll turn in.
ReplyDeleteLulu: Turn into what?
Junior: Grandpa, Did you hear what Lulu said?
Grandpa Jones: No, what did she say?
Junior: I said, I think I'll go to bed and she said, "go to bed, what?"
It's, a Hee Haw thing.;) Good night everyone.
FOIA reveals Emails that link White House directly to NEA politicization campaign.
ReplyDeleteSHOCKAH!
/not
'Night, BatGuano! :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloweenie!
Hey ... I am living on New Orleans time .. you know what I mean Dungeon Time ... (Pink would know) .. so what is up this time of morning ...
ReplyDeleteMy favorite ... jj ...
ReplyDeleteJ J Cale ...
Waking up or going to sleep ...
from today's Wall Street Journal, front page no less
ReplyDeleteSecret Mission to Rescue Yemen's Jews
MONSEY, N.Y. -- In his new suburban American home, Shaker Yakub, a Yemeni Jew, folded a large scarf in half, wrapped it around his head and tucked in his spiraling side curls. "This is how I passed for a Muslim," said the 59-year-old father of seven, improvising a turban that hid his black skullcap.
The ploy enabled Mr. Yakub and half a dozen members of his family to slip undetected out of their native town of Raida, Yemen, and travel to the capital 50 miles to the south. There, they met U.S. State Department officials conducting a clandestine operation to bring some of Yemen's last remaining Jews to America to escape rising anti-Semitic violence in his country.
In all, about 60 Yemeni Jews have resettled in the U.S. since July; officials say another 100 could still come. There were an estimated 350 in Yemen before the operation began. Some of the remainder may go to Israel and some will stay behind, most in a government enclave
ZZ! :-)
ReplyDeleteThis thread was buzzing a little earlier, so everything's a little backwards with what appears to be the "quiet time" at the end.
HOW ARE YOU?! Haven't seen you much.
Honey,
ReplyDeleteOUR State Department?! You're kidding!
Oh, and good morning. :-)
LoL ... well, I have been just a littlle how can I say it ... p*ssed off lately .. and I have not been posting much cuz... I don't want to seem rather ... hell how else can I say it but ... just pissed off and I don't want the blog to suffer ... so I am keeping my real feeinlings inside ... but I got to tell you that I am having hard time these days for many reasons ...
ReplyDeleteBut ... Hey . my friends and I had a dang good party tonight/this morning and we are regrouping ...but I bet you we will be feeling it at the bonfire tonight ... blah ...
Is Attila still here?
ReplyDeleteZZ,
ReplyDeleteNot p*ssed at US, I hope!
I guess to be politically correct I must say that our bonfire tonight will be for the kids ... and not other stuff just in case "some" people are lurking ... so sick of having to feel like I need to make a disclaimer about every single thing ...
ReplyDeleteAutumn comes ... sweet ... good listen ...
Eva Cassidy ...
We are just praying that Obama and his administration does not take it out too hard on small business ... and we are trying to keep positive ... but we will not be able to make it if some things happen ... so all snark aside ... I am "hoping" for the best ...
Good Morning to all of you ... thanks for the outlet ...
JacksonTN ...
You are bar-be-queing CHILDREN?!
ReplyDelete/you Southerners have some weird ways...
;-)
LoL ..; heh ... anything fried is good ... chillins or whatever ... a girls gotta eat ya know ...
ReplyDeleteThere were plenty of days when I would have cheerfully tied my kid to the stake.
ReplyDelete/I miss neither HER teenage years nor MINE! ;-)
New thread, btw! ↑