Now, we're not going to let our Pumpkin King off easily here on Halloween. He gets a good roasting (literally) in Night Ghoulery.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
The Liberty Pub - Halloween Edition - OPEN #2
Now, we're not going to let our Pumpkin King off easily here on Halloween. He gets a good roasting (literally) in Night Ghoulery.
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Who wants CANDY????
ReplyDeleteArgh!
ReplyDeleteOr
Does this water line make me look broad of beam?
Who wants CANDY???
ReplyDeleteI do! I do!
(I think there is a song about that.)
Syrah, we have lots! What's your favorite?
ReplyDeleteI Want Candy!
ReplyDeleteDesert Sage, I heard you wanted Helen. ; )
ReplyDeleteHave you had a drink yet, Sage? Can I get you something?
ReplyDeleteI WANTED THE AVITAR.
ReplyDeletearghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Candy is my pet name for Helen
ReplyDelete:')
Syrah, we have lots! What's your favorite?
ReplyDeleteAll variations of the "chocolate" them are good by me!
Chocolate is the taste of contentment.
I would have been here sooner, but stayed at the bottom of the staircase looking up.
ReplyDeleteTwo girls in the room went commando!
[Digging through the giant bowl.]
ReplyDeleteWe have Snickers, Milky Way, KitKat, Mounds, Almond Joy, Peanut Butter Cups, and M and Ms. Take your pick, or grab a handful!
Where did my sister go? Did Squatch show up or something?
ReplyDelete"or grab a handful!"
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me I am about to get the snot slapped outta me.
DEZ, it's exhilarating to watch gals walk upstairs ain't it? ;-)
ReplyDeleteNAUGHTY DEZ!!
ReplyDeleteWriterMom, when we're in the new place, you'll always be able to see your avatar! I hate this! But I like the pumpkin thingy.
Depends on the girl Callahan. ;)
ReplyDelete"or grab a handful!"
ReplyDeleteI haven't had that in quite awhile.
*shiver*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY!!!! Where are you???
ReplyDeleteIs she with Squatch out back again??
Sorry, Bambi, I was outside looking for Squatch ... has anyone seen him?
ReplyDeleteI picked this costume special for him!
I haven't seen him, honey. He didn't stand you up, did he? He must be on his way.
ReplyDeleteSquatch, you messed up big time!
ReplyDeleteSage is here waiting for Helen though. Hey, was that Sage in that picture you showed me? HE CUTE! ; )
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween Gang! Just a drive by to say hi. Powering down the old computer now so my guests won't know I am running an extension cord to the next room. LOL
ReplyDeleteLove all you C2ers!
Here's what we have for chocolate.
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm taking a poll.
Does candy corn suck, or what?
Happy Halloween Pvt Bin Pumpkin!! Hahahah! HAVE FUN AT YOUR PARTY!!
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen him, honey. He didn't stand you up, did he? He must be on his way.
I really can't complain, Bambi ...there are so many handsome fellas here ...
/there's just something about the way Squatch smells that makes me crazy!
Bar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDelete"Does Candy Corn suck, or what?"
YES!
From down thread:
ReplyDeleteDEZ and the Face Huggers. said...
Gak, My cats dont mind baths, but they have no idea what a cat is.
I have a can of flat black paint.
Hehehehe.
So they become one dimensional. You are a smart one.
Brandy would you please slap DEZ?/ Thanks
Bambi, could I please have a warm cognac in a snifter? Thanks
Thanks Bambi and everybody. Get on your brooms and fly on down y'all!
ReplyDeleteReally leaving now.
Does this water line make me look broad of beam?
ReplyDeleteSyrah, do you sail?
Coming right up, pumpkingak.
ReplyDeleteDEZ, thank you for confirming my suspicion! That's two votes for CANDY CORN SUCKS.
I've never seen candy corn up here in Canada.
ReplyDeleteSage is here waiting for Helen though. Hey, was that Sage in that picture you showed me? HE CUTE! ; )
ReplyDeleteThis picture?
Nah, that's Cary Grant, I think. Can't hold a candle to our Sage. :-)
Sheesh, I have been doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteBaths wont make me smell like that.
Here you go, pumpkingak. Yummy and warm.
ReplyDeleteCandy corn is teh best!
ReplyDeleteI dont want slapped, But I may go for a spanking.
ReplyDeleteTime to put the little goblins to bed. Night all!
ReplyDeleteI've never seen candy corn up here in Canada.
ReplyDeleteThe Canadian government probably outlawed it because they thought it made fun of somebody. ; )
Brandy
ReplyDelete/there's just something about the way Squatch smells that makes me crazy!
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That is called Musk-O-Squatch.
Good night Kenneth!
ReplyDelete/there's just something about the way Squatch smells that makes me crazy!
ReplyDeleteIt's his big feet! ; )
I wonder where Double Z is. We need tuneage.
ReplyDeleteG'night Kenneth!
ReplyDeleteHalloween Pick Up Lines
ReplyDeleteIt's almost that time of year again when the ghouls and creeps come out and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting. To help you up your creep factor, here a few lines that youcan use to get in the spirit of things and hopefully help you go bump in the night!
Zombie: Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?
Frankenstein's Monster: (Pulls out a bolt) Trade you a bolt for a good screw?
Werewolf: What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg?
Hobo: Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
Skeleton: Did youknow there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Banana: Am I ap-peeling to you?
Firefighter: How about you STOP talking, DROP your pants, and lets ROLL!
Hotdog: That's a nice set of buns you gotthere, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
Policeman: Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good.
Pirate: That is quite a booty you've got there.
UPS Guy: Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
Angel: Hello, I am the answer to you're prayers.
Greek: Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
Vampire: If you play your cards right, you mightbe the one who sucks tonight.
Prisoner: At this point, I'll take anything.
Of course, what list wouldn't be complete without a fewlines for those especially cute costumes you might come across.
Zombie: Oh my, you look dead, sexy.
Devil: Let's head back to your place, since I'm going there anyway.
Witch: I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Nurse: Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down.
Cat: That's a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too.
Anyone: That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I'd be coming too.
Spoooooooky
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ReplyDeleteBambi, could I please have a warm cognac in a snifter? Thanks
Sure, sweety, here you are ...nice and warm!
Callahan23 said...
ReplyDeleteBrandy
/there's just something about the way Squatch smells that makes me crazy!
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That is called Musk-O-Squatch.
Okay, somebody has to do this.
I gave her one already, Brandy...are you trying to get her loopy? ; )
ReplyDeleteThat one is on the house!
Bar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteHere you go, pumpkingak. Yummy and warm. Thanks Bambi. Perfect.
Brandy - sage looks better than Cary Grant? um. I need to talk to him more often.
Sage - Why don't ya come up and see me sometime?
Nite Kenneth.
ReplyDelete/there's just something about the way Squatch smells that makes me crazy!
ReplyDeleteIt's his big feet! ; )
Bigfoot is commonly reported to have a strong, unpleasant smell by those who have claimed to have encountered it.[7] The enormous footprints for which it is named have been as large as 24 inches (61 cm) long and 8 inches (20 cm) wide.
/Mmmmmm
Hahahahah DEZ, I'll bet my sister wishes she could get a whiff of him right now. He must be stuck in traffic.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of car does a Sasquatch drive, anyway? I'd guess it would be something that would go off road. LOL
Okay, somebody has to do this.
ReplyDeleteLOL, DEZ! Thanks!
Hahahahahaha BRANDY!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmm...ah say HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! LOL LOL
Pumpkin Pi Guy, that's a great list! I'm going to use some of those!
ReplyDeleteI think Squatch drives a Hummer.
ReplyDeleteOr was he gives them..... ?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha BRANDY!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmm...ah say HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! LOL LOL
AND YOU THOUGHT I HADN'T SAVED THAT, DIDNTCHA??
hahahahahahaha! Loves us some Leghorn!
Sage, I know you're all devoted to Helen and everything but I have it on good authority that pumpkingak has a body like this girl.
ReplyDeleteJust letting you know. : )
I think Squatch drives a Hummer.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense. ; )
I could see him in one of those!
Bar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha BRANDY!
Hmmmmmmmmm...ah say HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! LOL LOL
AND YOU THOUGHT I HADN'T SAVED THAT, DIDNTCHA??
hahahahahahaha! Loves us some Leghorn!
You both are too young to remember Leghorn./
AND YOU THOUGHT I HADN'T SAVED THAT, DIDNTCHA??
ReplyDeleteOh no, I FIGURED you did. I KNOW you, Brandy! ; ) ; )
Bar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteSage, I know you're all devoted to Helen and everything but I have it on good authority that pumpkingak has a body like this girl.
She looks like she could use a hunk a burning love!
Pumpkin Pi Guy,
ReplyDeleteI think I am too shy to even use one of those pick-up lines, apart from the fact that they are hard to translate.
Plus I am rarely ever that drunk to not care how I behave.
We watch reruns, pumpkingak!! Last night we watched one from 1950 something! It was about weasels! Very funny!!
ReplyDeleteAND YOU THOUGHT I HADN'T SAVED THAT, DIDNTCHA??
ReplyDeleteOh no, I FIGURED you did. I KNOW you, Brandy! ; ) ; )
ROFLMAO! :-)
pumpkingak said...
ReplyDeleteYou both are too young to remember Leghorn./
Grumbling, while remembering that Foghorn Leghorn is just a play off of Senator Beauregard Claghorn...
Bar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteSage, I know you're all devoted to Helen and everything but I have it on good authority that pumpkingak has a body like this girl.
Just letting you know. : )
Ah, Bambi. You are a dear. : )
Callahan, what language do you speak? Your English is very good!
ReplyDeleteI hates me some weasels!
ReplyDeleteYou both are too young to remember Leghorn./
ReplyDeleteWatched him every Saturday morning with my Corn Pops. :-)
ROTFL Brandy LOOK WHAT I FOUND! It's your new wallpaper! : )
ReplyDeleteShe found a 404 error.
ReplyDeleteHow cool is that?
Bambi, I am German and I speak that language. English is my second language.
ReplyDelete*Ducks*
ReplyDeleteSyrah, do you sail?
ReplyDeleteNot very well.
I have a very very modest little craft. The whole thing fits in the back of a truck.
(A very old El Toro)
These are some BIG feet.
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying they're big, that's all.
ROTFL Brandy LOOK WHAT I FOUND! It's your new wallpaper! : )
ReplyDeleteWhat'dya mean, "new"? ;-)
DEZ and the Face Huggers. said...
ReplyDeleteShe found a 404 error.
How cool is that?
Now THIS is a 404 page!
And thanks Bambi! :-)
ReplyDeleteBambi, I am German and I speak that language. English is my second language.
ReplyDeleteWell you're VERY good! How do you say that in German? ; )
Thats great Pi Guy, LMAO!
ReplyDeleteHow did I mess that up? Here is the link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nftech.com/images/MessinWithSasquatch_2_400.jpg
Hey all. Happy Halloween. DEZ who's face are you hugging? :)
ReplyDeleteI have a very very modest little craft. The whole thing fits in the back of a truck.
ReplyDeleteThat's neat!
Erik The Red said...
ReplyDelete"Hey all. Happy Halloween. DEZ who's face are you hugging? :)"
A gentleman never tells...
Hey I can at least act like one cant I?
Erik, can we get you something to eat or drink? Or both? Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteBambi,
ReplyDeleteWell you're VERY good!
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Nun, du bist sehr gut!
;-)
Pumpkin Pi Guy said...
ReplyDeletepumpkingak said...
You both are too young to remember Leghorn./
Grumbling, while remembering that Foghorn Leghorn is just a play off of Senator Beauregard Claghorn...
You are as old as black and white movies! Who knew?/
Thanks for that post Pi Guy. I learn daily how much I do not know.
Thank you, Callahan! That's so cool! How do you say "Barack Obama is an empty suit?" ; )
ReplyDeleteHey Erik a happy Halloween to you too!
ReplyDeleteHi Erik! Glenmorangie?
ReplyDeleteDid you take the girls trick or treating?!
Candy corn is teh best!
ReplyDeleteTraitor. ; )
Both please Bambi. Hey Cal. Do you go crazy over in Germany like we do here over Halloween?
ReplyDeleteOh the monster outside is frightful.
ReplyDeleteAnd a man on fires delightful.
But as long as you have my soul.
Ill kick the troll, kick the troll, kick the troll
Here you go, Erik. I took the liberty of ordering for you. I hope you're not a vegetarian, but if you are, I can send this back.
ReplyDeleteOh the monster outside is frightful.
ReplyDeleteAnd a man on fires delightful.
But as long as you have my soul.
Ill kick the troll, kick the troll, kick the troll
Hahahahaha! That has potential! Where is that monkey guy to help?
Hi Erik. Did you see my costume? I think you would like it.
ReplyDeleteBambi - I don't speak German, but I'll give it a try. Uber blowinginthewind.
Bar Wench Brandy said... Did you take the girls trick or treating?!
ReplyDeleteWe went to a early party. Mrs. Red took the girls and I drank beer and handed out the candy, while watching football. Who said men can not multitask. :)))
I can say bra in German.
ReplyDeleteKeepsemfromfloppin.
Bar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteHere you go, Erik. I took the liberty of ordering for you. I hope you're not a vegetarian, but if you are, I can send this back.
Better than I deserve. Thank you.
Give Eric the very best on me!
ReplyDeletepumpkingak said...
ReplyDeleteHi Erik. Did you see my costume? I think you would like it.
No I did not. Where can I see it?
I'm going as a Democrat this Halloween.
ReplyDeleteWhen the trick-or-treaters come to my door, I take half their candy, and give it to someone who was too lazy to go trick-or-treating.
Better than I deserve. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteOh, no it is not! And you're welcome. Anytime! I'll be back to see if you'd like any dessert.
The word for word translation: "Barack Obama ist ein leerer Anzug"
ReplyDeletebut there is no such thing as an 'empty suit' in German.
A bit on the insulting line would be "Barack Obama ist ein nichtssagender Saftsack".
When the trick-or-treaters come to my door, I take half their candy, and give it to someone who was too lazy to go trick-or-treating.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahah...the more candy they have, the bigger percentage you take, right? : )
Erik, did you all trick or treat in S.A. before you came back to the States?
ReplyDeleteA bit on the insulting line would be "Barack Obama ist ein nichtssagender Saftsack".
ReplyDeleteOk, that sounds dirty. ; )
Bar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteAhahahahah...the more candy they have, the bigger percentage you take, right? : )
Exactly.
Evening, folks.
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss ?
Pumpkin Pi Guy said...
ReplyDeleteI'm going as a Democrat this Halloween.
When the trick-or-treaters come to my door, I take half their candy, and give it to someone who was too lazy to go trick-or-treating.
Are you insane, a democrat would take 90 percent and redistribute 50 percent.
Last call for the bar, but you can take your drinks and food upstairs if you like!
ReplyDeleteI've got to stay behind and clean up, but it's nice up there and I'm sure you'll like it!
Squatch said...
ReplyDeleteEvening, folks.
What did I miss ?
Brandy was out back howling your name.
Erik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteNo I did not. Where can I see it?
Right here
A bit on the insulting line would be "Barack Obama ist ein nichtssagender Saftsack".
ReplyDeleteOk, that sounds dirty. ; )
I think it means ball-less metrosexual.
/pardon, ladies
SQUATCH! My sister has been looking for you all night!
ReplyDeleteBrandy, you can go upstairs with Squatch. I'll take care of closing up. ; )
The Addams Family requests your presence upstairs. ↑
ReplyDeleteI think it means ball-less metrosexual.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds about right! Hahahaha
Evening, folks.
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss ?
Well, ME, for one!
How ya doing, you big lug! Did you go trick or treating?
Brandy was out back howling your name.
ReplyDeleteEncouraging !
How is DEZ tonight ?
DEZ is frisky. : )
ReplyDeleteSQUATCH! My sister has been looking for you all night!
ReplyDeleteI've been standing out back all night for nothing ??
Callahan23 said...
ReplyDeleteThe word for word translation: "Barack Obama ist ein leerer Anzug"
but there is no such thing as an 'empty suit' in German.
A bit on the insulting line would be "Barack Obama ist ein nichtssagender Saftsack".
Saftsack!. hahahaha. Doesn anyone else find that hilarious?
Well, ME, for one!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely !
Stoles lots of candies tonites, yessss, I didses.
/
Actually, was at an ice show. Disney.
Not bad.
DEZ is frisky. : )
ReplyDeleteAnd water is wet.
Did he at least dress it up ?
/grabs Squatch and Gak
ReplyDeleteLet's head up stairs! --->
All the kids were so grateful and thanking my wife up and down for their halloween costumes and treats. She couldn't figure out why they were being even more sweet than usual. I reminded her that last year we had no halloween, we spent the whole weekend getting her little sister married. The kids were in the wedding and had to skip trick or treating. "Aah" she said "That explains it". The kids hadn't been in two years.
ReplyDeleteOh that's adorable, Spenser! Hahahaha FUN
ReplyDeleteI bet they like these costumes more than what they had to wear in the wedding! Hahahah
I'm about to start cleaning up, everyone, so please head on up to the after-pub lounge thread with your drinks and food...Brandy, enjoy your Squatch. : )
ReplyDeleteSee you all!