
I decided it's been too long without some good old-fashioned shameless blog pimping. However, I do think this is something C2 readers will enjoy.
I recently wrote a series of posts that help you learn to memorize the 27 amendments to the US Constitution with mnemonics:
Amendments 1-9
Amendments 10-18
Amendments 19-27
It might sound hard, but it's really not. It's even easier if you memorize the mnemonics over several sessions, just like how I posted them. I've tried to make it fun by including various videos. Each amendment includes a link to the exact text, and many of those links include notes on their history and purpose.
The mnemonics aren't original with me, but rather compiled from a variety of sources. Each of them is designed to be easily remembered, such as the one for the 2nd amendment, “2 Arms! 2 Arms!”. There are even ones for groups of amendments, like this one: “In come senators with wine and women.” Which amendments does that refer to? Click the links and find out!
If you find the mnemonics too easy, you could always try memorizing the exact text with the item from my previous shameless blog pimping, Verbatim, which I've just finished updating.
Besides, who knows? Learning the Constitutional amendments by heart may come in handy over the coming years.
Welcome one and all!
ReplyDeleteIf you have any questions about memorizing the amendments, or any other comments, let me know about them!
Memorize?
ReplyDeleteWill this help in learning about the amendments Obama think are missing, like those that guarantee "redistribution of wealth and sort of more basic issues of political and economic justice in this society"?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, JCM - the mnemonics will help fit into those extra spaces.
ReplyDelete;)
Kosh's Shadow said...
ReplyDeleteWill this help in learning about the amendments Obama think are missing, like those that guarantee "redistribution of wealth and sort of more basic issues of political and economic justice in this society"?
You could adapt the techniques, but the linked posts only refer to Consitutional amendments that exist in reality.
Since the 21st first repealed the 18th I'll forget those and have even more space.
ReplyDeleteThat works!
ReplyDelete/You can't drink at 18, but you can drink at 21!
In bed.
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OldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteIn bed.
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Why do all fortunes seem to end that way?
;)
PI Guy: I had a fortune cookie the other day say: "You will have to wait until Spring for better luck."
ReplyDeleteI am not kidding. WTF?
The Constitution???? That old thing? Why would we want to memorize something that has become so outdated and irrelevent??? It's not anyone is using the thing anymore...????
ReplyDelete;)
*SHRUGS*
ReplyDeleteDisgruntled fortune cookie factory worker?
Running Bare said...
ReplyDeleteThe Constitution???? That old thing? Why would we want to memorize something that has become so outdated and irrelevent??? It's not anyone is using the thing anymore...????
;)
All the more reason to memorize it then!
;)
Forget mnememememeonic devices (or whatever they're called), why can't you just put the Constitution to song? Heck, the Preamble's already done!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_TXJRZ4CFc
Pi Guy: You can be assured I did not eat the cookie.
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteForget mnememememeonic devices (or whatever they're called), why can't you just put the Constitution to song? Heck, the Preamble's already done!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_TXJRZ4CFc
Did you happen to click on the first and third links?
;)
Pi Guy, I forgot the sarc tag when I was asking about the Obamamendments
ReplyDeleteDid you happen to click on the first and third links?
ReplyDeleteOh, so now we're supposed to actually click on the links, are we? What sort of fascistic prison camp is this, anyway?!
/FLOUNCE
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Kosh's Shadow said...
ReplyDeletePi Guy, I forgot the sarc tag when I was asking about the Obamamendments
I know - I was trying to answer humorously, but it didn't quite come across.
The Second Amendment set to song could always include the one and only decent song lyric line ever written by Glen Frye (sp?): "You have to carry weapons, 'cause you always carry cash".
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the US Press Freedom index will be even higher once the Obama administrations succeeds in banning Fox News!
ReplyDeleteOnce, when I was working at a former large computer company, our VP took us to lunch at a Chinese place (I believe we had sweet and sour Siamese, but that is a different joke).
ReplyDeleteThe company was having layoffs, and several people got fortunes that read "You will soon have a change of career"
Read the first installment. Very nice Pi guy. Have to admit I didn't know a couple and that was only in the first 9. I am going to be very embarasssed before I finish the series. LOL
ReplyDeletesnowcrash said...
ReplyDeleteRead the first installment. Very nice Pi guy. Have to admit I didn't know a couple and that was only in the first 9. I am going to be very embarasssed before I finish the series. LOL
Thanks.
Actually, you'll have learned them, so you'll no longer have no need to be embarrassed anymore!
For that song idea, we could combine the 2nd Amendment, the right to counsel in the 6th amendment, and Congress's power to coin money in Article 1, using Warren Zevon's "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money".
ReplyDeleteBy the way, there are several free complete US Constitution apps available for download on iPhone. Which I think is kind of cool.
ReplyDeleteAnother former Gitmo detainee killed in a shootout
ReplyDeleteRead more: http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/10/another_former_gitmo.php#ixzz0UbY1XdG7
Well at least it had a happy ending.
Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteThe Second Amendment set to song could always include the one and only decent song lyric line ever written by Glen Frye (sp?): "You have to carry weapons, 'cause you always carry cash".
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Getting the blues from all those trips to S.A.?
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ReplyDeleteDespite all of this, Yousef and Said were transferred to Saudi custody. They both graduated from the Saudi jihadist rehabilitation program and then joined nine others in a planned escape from Saudi soil. They fled to Yemen, where they joined al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, which is currently one of the strongest al Qaeda branches. Said lives on to fight another day, while Yousef now gets to test his theory of the afterlife."
Read more: http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/10/another_former_gitmo.php#ixzz0UbYbnoQE
Getting the blues from all those trips to S.A.?
ReplyDeleteMy work in the, er, freelance pharmaceutical trade is none of your damn business!
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Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteBy the way, there are several free complete US Constitution apps available for download on iPhone. Which I think is kind of cool.
...and you can find a good list of them here.
Good Afternoon all. My favorite two Admendments are one and two. If you don't like what I have to say under number one, please refer to number two.
ReplyDelete/I was a kid when they were written, so I am exempt.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pi Guy.
ReplyDeleteI have a lot of US history to re-learn.
As far as the song goes, check out the 1993 version of the movie Born Yesterday (the 1950 version is better, however).
ReplyDeleteIt features a song to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas" that teaches the amendments!
VioletTiger said...
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pi Guy.
I have a lot of US history to re-learn.
Keep your eye on Time Capsules and go through some of Bill Whittle's recent recommendations, and you'll do fine.
NY Nana said...
/I was a kid when they were written, so I am exempt.
You're exempt? So we can limit your ability to freely speak with no problems, then?
;)
You're exempt? So we can limit your ability to freely speak with no problems, then?
ReplyDeleteAnd I call "dibs" on Nana's gun collection!
My ability to speak freely has been limited now for quite some time, as has my right to bear arms.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you ask?
Pi Guy
ReplyDelete'You're exempt? So we can limit your ability to freely speak with no problems, then?
;)'
You never heard of the Grandmother clause? Sheesh. ;)
Some great quotes from the NYT on the War against Fox:
ReplyDeleteAh, but pretending has traditionally been a valuable part of the presidential playbook. Smiling and wearing beige even under the most withering news media assault is not only good manners, but also has generally been good politics. While there is undoubtedly a visceral thrill in finally setting out after your antagonists, the history of administrations that have successfully taken on the media and won is shorter than this sentence.
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But Fox News, as many have pointed out, is not in the access business. They are in the agitation business. And the administration, by deploying official resources against a troublesome media organization, seems to have brought a knife to a gunfight.
You would think the White House would take pause when Helen Thomas and the NYT tell them to think about what they are doing. LOL.
OLT--Because you got married?
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteAnd I call "dibs" on Nana's gun collection!
That matchlock gun has never been the same after she defeated those marauding Native Americans ...
Nice pic...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.strategypage.com/gallery/images/f-22-supsersonic-flyover.jpg
Kenneth said...
ReplyDelete"
Despite all of this, Yousef and Said were transferred to Saudi custody. They both graduated from the Saudi jihadist rehabilitation program and then joined nine others in a planned escape from Saudi soil. They fled to Yemen, where they joined al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, which is currently one of the strongest al Qaeda branches. Said lives on to fight another day, while Yousef now gets to test his theory of the afterlife."
Kosh's Shadow Says --
Coming soon on MTV - Muslim Tv - Saudi Rehab with Dr. Abdul
Watch as Dr. Abdul and his assistants cure patients of their addiction to killing other Muslims and Arabs, and make sure they stay on the proper path of killing Jooos and Westerners.
OLT and OR - its been a while since I've seen a good Blunderbuss
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteOLT--Because you got married?
That, the last few Presidents/FedGovs, the new bipartisan political climate, ...
Origin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteOLT and OR - its been a while since I've seen a good Blunderbuss
Want one?
Origin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteOLT and OR - its been a while since I've seen a good Blunderbuss
Kosh's Shadow says --
Well, Obama's bus has been blundering around recently with so many people under it.
Hmm, since the bus has wheels, does that make it a wheelock?
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Kids!
ReplyDeleteMy Grandafather has a bunch of guns and war stuff he brought back from Germany from WW2. He died in January and my Cousin has them ATM. As long as he does not sell them he can hang on to them. Next time I go up to see him we are planning a trip to the range. We need to get them checked out first. They have not been fired in over 50 years, but have been well looked after.
ReplyDeleteOLT - probably pretty intimidating staring down the business end of one. Its the second shot I am worried about. "Hang on while I grab my powder horn . . . "
ReplyDeleteKosh done gone an' said...
ReplyDeleteComing soon on MTV - Muslim Tv - Saudi Rehab
Starring Ahmed Rehab?
http://www.ahmedrehab.com/
Origin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteOLT - probably pretty intimidating staring down the business end of one. Its the second shot I am worried about. "Hang on while I grab my powder horn . . . "
Just saw a new-made one with a 1" bore.
Oh, goody. This is shaping up into a gun thread! (Which is the next best thing to yesterday's Adriana Lima thread.)
ReplyDeleteOrigin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteOLT - probably pretty intimidating staring down the business end of one. Its the second shot I am worried about. "Hang on while I grab my powder horn . . . "
And don't try any sharp moves, because I've got two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded anymore, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure. Well, almost for sure because I'm a really good shot...
/Dennis Moore
Mr Tiger and I have recently decided to exercise our 2nd amendment rights. I still suck, but I am working on it.
ReplyDeletewith a 1" bore
ReplyDeleteOMG! They put Al Gore in the Smallifying Machine!
OldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteMy ability to speak freely has been limited now for quite some time,
Married, huh?
OR and RLL, LOL.
ReplyDeleteOLT - I had no idea they were still in production. What on Gods green Earth do you shoot with a gun that has a 1 inch bore?
ReplyDeleteOR - you probably just directed more traffic over to that guys site than he has ever had. That would be you, me and maybe Kosh checking it out.
Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteOLT--Because you got married?
Rats! Didn't see your post. *blushing furiously now*
I am totally jonesin' for another firearms acquistion. Leading possibilities:
ReplyDelete-A rifle of some sort, to round on the pistol/shotgun/rifle triumvirate.
-A S&W 686 .357 magnum revolver.
-A Glock, either 23 or 30.
Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDeletewith a 1" bore
OMG! They put Al Gore in the Smallifying Machine!
Kosh's Shadow says --
Honey, I Shrunk The Global Warning Nut
--good; it will reduce his carbon footprint.
VioletTiger said...
ReplyDeleteMr Tiger and I have recently decided to exercise our 2nd amendment rights. I still suck, but I am working on it.
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I didn't think the 2nd amendment had anything to do with sex?
Kosh's Shadow said...
ReplyDeleteComing soon on MTV - Muslim Tv - Saudi Rehab with Dr. Abdul
It will be on opposite NBC's To Catch a Blasphemer.
Origin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteOLT - I had no idea they were still in production. What on Gods green Earth do you shoot with a gun that has a 1 inch bore?
I know someone that makes them, along with other fun stuff like pole guns and handgonnes and golfball mortars and crossbows.
OR, you need an Evil Black Rifle®
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteOh, goody. This is shaping up into a gun thread!
Guns and girls always excite me. I think this may be the first gun thread at C2. :)))
ę∫chew_σbfu∫cation said...
ReplyDeleteI didn't think the 2nd amendment had anything to do with sex?
Bill Clinton, rabid anti-rights enthusiast, proved that The Oral Favor is NOT sex.
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Erik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteGuns and girls always excite me. I think this may be the first gun thread at C2. :)))
Then you'll love amendments 2 and 19!
;)
Shoot, a gun thread!
ReplyDeleteOR - I love my .357 revolver.
ReplyDeleteę∫chew_σbfu∫cation said...
ReplyDeleteVioletTiger said...
Mr Tiger and I have recently decided to exercise our 2nd amendment rights. I still suck, but I am working on it.
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I didn't think the 2nd amendment had anything to do with sex?
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To OLT's point, Oral sex is when you pass each other in the hall and yell &^%$ you!/
But none of this improves my aim. Hopefully, better glasses will.
Russkilitlover said...
ReplyDeleteShoot, a gun thread!
Kosh's Shadow says --
You are right on target.
It will be a barrel of fun.
PIMF, should have italicized "target"
ReplyDeleteI jump in here and find out you guys aim to have a gun pun thread, right on everything revolvers around a good pun.
ReplyDeleteVioletTiger said...
ReplyDeleteę∫chew_σbfu∫cation said...
VioletTiger said...
Mr Tiger and I have recently decided to exercise our 2nd amendment rights. I still suck, but I am working on it.
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I didn't think the 2nd amendment had anything to do with sex?
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To OLT's point, Oral sex is when you pass each other in the hall and yell &^%$ you!/
But none of this improves my aim. Hopefully, better glasses will.
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I can't hit much either, but I don't get much practice. We have one indoor gun range in a 50-mile radius.
ę∫chew_σbfu∫cation said...
ReplyDeleteI can't hit much either, but I don't get much practice. We have one indoor gun range in a 50-mile radius.
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Wow, I have a dozen in my area, and I am in NJ. Where the heck are you (New England, perhaps?)
I will be doing my CC here in Florida shortly. I am leaning to getting one of These
ReplyDeleteRusskilitlover said...
ReplyDeleteShoot, a gun thread!
And we're loaded for bear!
VioletTiger said...
ReplyDeleteę∫chew_σbfu∫cation said...
I can't hit much either, but I don't get much practice. We have one indoor gun range in a 50-mile radius.
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Wow, I have a dozen in my area, and I am in NJ. Where the heck are you (New England, perhaps?)
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I'm in Nebraska ;-) I'm not sure why there are so few .... everyone must practice on private land or some such.
I don't really know much about guns but my neighbor wes from tex does. He told me that different ammo can fit the same hand gun. He played a trick on a friend one time, placed three rounds of a weaker ammo in this big ass revolver and filled the rest with the high powered round. He fired off the first three rounds blink ... blink ... blink then handed the gun to his buddy Hey that doesn't look too bad then BLAM! Scared the shit out of guy.
ReplyDeleteNice Erik. The other day I was soliciting suggestions for a cc in .45. In WI we do not have a cc law, but I think the winds are changing.
ReplyDeleteOLT, the Evil Black Rifle is tempting, although in DC I'd be limited to 10-round mags, which seems to take a lot of the fun out of it. (Also, where to go to shoot... my range allows them, but somehow, shooting at targets 75 feet away with a rifle seems a little silly.)
ReplyDeleteErik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteI will be doing my CC here in Florida shortly. I am leaning to getting one of These
Nice choice!
My carry.
380, is that a round?
ReplyDeleteTurn: I have a .357 which can also take .38 rounds. That is what I will do if I can ever get Mrs. Specious out to the range.
ReplyDeleteErik, I have a full-frame Kimber and love it.
ReplyDeleteturn, the revolver in question was probably a .357 Magnum, which can also take smaller .38 Special rounds. A good thing, since the latter are a little cheaper, for practice shooting.
Evil Black Rifles make baby Democrats cry, and that is a good enough reason for me.
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ę∫chew_σbfu∫cation said...
ReplyDeleteI can't hit much either, but I don't get much practice. We have one indoor gun range in a 50-mile radius.
This is why I like Vegas - not only the gun stores, but we even advertise up and down the strip that anyone can come in and try out a machine gun!
Yes, a .380 is a short 9mm round for semiautomatic pistols.
ReplyDeleteI will be doing my CC here in Florida shortly
ReplyDeleteCC? Sí, sí, se puede!
Nice, Eric.
ReplyDeleteI got a Baretta Storm.
JCM - how bulky is the grip on you S & W?
ReplyDeleteHowever, AFAIK .380ACP rounds will NOT chamber correctly in a 9mm Parabellum semi-auto. Do not attempt this at home.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys now I remember, it was a 357 loaded with 380's.
ReplyDeleteDinner, friends.
ReplyDeleteBBL
Also, I believe Evil Black Rifles are still in rather short supply/premium pricing these days, due to the Obama Effect (which also causes Nobel Peace Prizes and radically improved press freedom).
ReplyDeleteVioletTiger said...
ReplyDeleteWow, I have a dozen in my area, and I am in NJ. Where the heck are you (New England, perhaps?)
I have a gun club in the town I live in, (central Mass) and there is a big gun store in the next town!
it was a 357 loaded with 380's
ReplyDeleteEr... not likely. .380 is a semi-auto round.
Ok .38 then. heh Obama Effect, you ought to trademark that OR
ReplyDeleteI have a gun club in the town I live in, (central Mass)
ReplyDeleteIs it called "Central Mass Center Mass"?
/well, if it isn't, it should be
Later folks, time to go walk the lab along the American. Stay safe ...
ReplyDeleteNot mine originally, turn... the "Reporters Without Borders" people actually used the "Obama Effect" phrase in their description of why press freedom in the US is suddenly (allegedly) much, much better. They were, ah, a little skimpy on details, though.
ReplyDeleteOrigin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteJCM - how bulky is the grip on you S & W?
It fits my small hands well, 10 rounds of .40 double stack. It's smaller than the Glock 27 grip.
No, and here's the reason:
ReplyDelete.38 Special and .357 Mag are actually the SAME design; the .357 is purposefully longer by 0.1" to prevent it from being loaded into an older .38 Special firearm which may be too weak for the chamber pressure. However, the case headspaces on the RIM of the cartridge, which means that you can put .38s in your .357 if you don't mind the extra cleaning involved in possibly leading the forcing cone.
The Browning ACP cartridges , including .380, headspace on the case MOUTH (the other end from the rebated rim). A .380 will chamber in a 9mm firearm, but it will not headspace correctly, resulting in an ignition in the chamber without a case (no fun, gun may blow up) and possibly a misaligned bullet (no fun, gun may blow up).
Be careful with ammo I guess is the gist of what I'm saying here.
Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteAlso, I believe Evil Black Rifles are still in rather short supply/premium pricing these days, due to the Obama Effect (which also causes Nobel Peace Prizes and radically improved press freedom).
That's settled down.
Ammo is still a pain in these parts.
JCM done gone an' said:
ReplyDeleteIt fits my small hands well
You know what they say; small hands, small... grip.
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JCM: I'll have to check it out when the time comes. Glocks are not comfortable for me to shoot (small hands), and I like that it is at least .40.
ReplyDeleteI will reluctantly admit that I don't have enormous meathook hands, either, and yet I've felt pretty comfortable with every Glock I've tried, up to and including the 21. Don't know why.
ReplyDeleteI'm OK with a Glock until the 21.
ReplyDeleteAnd I do have large (not enormous) meathook hands, but not fat sausage fingers.
/tell all your ladyfriends
/big nose, too
;)
OR - Unless you are Captain of a pirate ship, it is probably a good thing that you do not have meathooks for hands. It would make firing a gun pretty difficult as well.
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteI will reluctantly admit that I don't have enormous meathook hands, either, and yet I've felt pretty comfortable with every Glock I've tried, up to and including the 21. Don't know why.
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I wear a size 9 dress glove and find the Glock grips to be too short.... my pinky ends up flopping around in the breeze.
S&W and Springfield Armory 40's and 45's seem better for me.
Weird. I refresh the page, and the comments since my last one disappear. Sometimes, it takes a couple of refereshes to get it all back.
ReplyDeleteBlogspot losing sync between their servers? A proxy somewhere in the way not properly revalidating the cache?
Who knows.
Kosh - That was happening to me earlier but seems to have cleared up for me.
ReplyDeletee_o:
ReplyDeleteand find the Glock grips to be too short.... my pinky ends up flopping around in the breeze
I assume you mean the Baby Glocks. You can fix that with extended grip mags that are available from Glock... plus they give you another round!
Origin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
Glocks just don't fit well, nice guns, I rented a Glock 27, Springfield XD, the S&W and a H&K compact .40.
The Glock didn't fit well and I had rounds all over. The other three nice tight groups out of the box, I wanted the H&K but it was $350 more than S&W or Springfield.
G'night. See y'all tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of anyone trying to hijack a plane to Israel:
ReplyDeleteHijacker tries to divert plane to J'lem
A Sudanese man used a knife from the in-flight meal to threaten crew members after the plane left Turkish airspace and demanded that the flight be diverted to Jerusalem, the official said. Guards on the flight were able to detain the man and no one was hurt, he said.
The meals must be different in Turkey. On US airlines, the "food" is more dangerous than the utensils.
He should have disguised himself as a goat, come into Gaza through the tunnels, and then applied for the UN to force him into Israel.
ReplyDelete/
Kosh, thank heavens he didn't get ahold of a spork!
ReplyDeleteTime to head home, while blogspot plays games with the posts.
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteKosh, thank heavens he didn't get ahold of a spork!
Excellent point. Spork-related crime has been on a big upswing, lately. Someone simply must think of the children!
"The Science of the Inadequate Modern Male."
ReplyDelete"If you're reading this then you -- or the male you have bought it for -- are the worst man in history.
"No ifs, no buts -- the worst man, period...As a class we are in fact the sorriest cohort of masculine Homo sapiens to ever walk the planet."
Duh, that why we have these.........
Palin-haters Set to Release Hit-Piece “Going Rouge” On Same Day as Sarah’s Book Launch
ReplyDeleteA far left startup publisher is going to release “Going Rouge,” a collection of Palin hit-pieces, on November 17th, the same day as Sarah Palin’s best seller “Going Rogue” hits the book stores.
Later.
ReplyDeleteExcellent point. Spork-related crime has been on a big upswing, lately. Someone simply must think of the children!
ReplyDeleteSave the children.....
I got home to discover ...
ReplyDelete1) the return hose from the dishwasher had come unattached (I had to remove the disposal last night to get some kind of metallic object that was stuck in there out) spraying water under the sink and all over the kitchen.
2) one of the kids had gotten into my bed after I'd gone off to work and peed in it. Wifey poo never noticed the puddle, apparently.
When sporks are outlawed, only outlaws will have sporks.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I plan on stocking up on cases of sporks which I will bury at various points around my cabin in the woods in preparation for the dark day whey they come to take my sporks from me.
ReplyDeleteLucius Septimius said...
ReplyDeleteSounds a lot like my house......
Lucius, one more post before I go
ReplyDeleteIt could have been worse. My wife described coming home to find the downstairs bathroom, where the dogs had been penned, a "river of poop". One or more had diarrhea.
A prodigious puddle of poodle poo?
ReplyDeleteREAL Eagle Scouts also have multiple pocket knives with 2" blades!
ReplyDelete/
Oh, I've found rivers of poo in my house as well, usually on account of one or another child. I have cleaned up my fair share of poo-namis.
ReplyDeleteA cornocopia of collected canine collie crap.
ReplyDeleteChurning charybdis of chihuahua chunks.
ReplyDeletebrimming buckets of beagle bm
ReplyDeleteswaying stacks of sheltie shit
ReplyDeletetempestuous torrents of terrier turds
ReplyDeleteMountianous Mounds of Malamute Manure.
ReplyDeletefestering fields of fox terrier fewmets
ReplyDeleteWhenever you're ready, there's a new thread upstairs with video of Heather Graham. : )
ReplyDelete'splosive spackling of springer spaniel spew
ReplyDeletediaphanous draggings of dachshund diarrhea
ReplyDelete