Friday, October 23, 2009

ON THE LEFT: Eco-moonbats


To Cut Global Warming, Swedes Study Their Plates

STOCKHOLM — Shopping for oatmeal, Helena Bergstrom, 37, admitted that she was flummoxed by the label on the blue box reading, “Climate declared: .87 kg CO2per kg of product.”

“Right now, I don’t know what this means,” said Ms. Bergstrom, a pharmaceutical company employee.

But if a new experiment here succeeds, she and millions of other Swedes will soon find out. New labels listing the carbon dioxide emissions associated with the production of foods, from whole wheat pasta to fast food burgers, are appearing on some grocery items and restaurant menus around the country.

Save the planet: Eat a dog?

The eco-pawprint of a pet dog is twice that of a 4.6-litre Land Cruiser driven 10,000 kilometres a year, researchers have found.

Victoria University professors Brenda and Robert Vale, architects who specialise in sustainable living, say pet owners should swap cats and dogs for creatures they can eat, such as chickens or rabbits, in their provocative new book Time to Eat the Dog: The real guide to sustainable living.

The couple have assessed the carbon emissions created by popular pets, taking into account the ingredients of pet food and the land needed to create them.

"If you have a German shepherd or similar-sized dog, for example, its impact every year is exactly the same as driving a large car around," Brenda Vale said.

How many carbon dioxide emissions points in a nutburger? (H/T: AtillaTheHoney, littleoldlady, Pi Guy)

202 comments:

  1. Save the planet: Eat a dog?

    The Kyoto Protocol was bad enough. Now we've got the Pyongyang Protocol?!

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  2. I repeat my promise to rub my feet with charcoal and samba all over the carpet of anyone who questions my carbon footprint.

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  3. I really, really hate enviro-weenies. I think the whole world would be better off if they went back to nature. Permanently....

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  4. VT: Look for those with white shag. It gets the point across best. :)

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  5. I sense a collision with PETA coming.

    Who will get naked first?

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  6. VioletTiger said...

    I repeat my promise to rub my feet with charcoal and samba all over the carpet of anyone who questions my carbon footprint.
    ________________________________________________
    The Charcoal Sasquatch Samba

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  7. Who will get naked first?

    The Swedish bikini team?

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  8. Carbon footprints in the sands of time.

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  9. CO2 footprint labeling on food! lol Funny considering many Americans cannot understand the nutritional analysis on the back of the box especially the calories and serving size.

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  10. The Swedish bikini team?

    Ahhh, we can only dream can't we?

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  11. snowcrash said...
    CO2 footprint labeling on food! lol Funny considering many Americans cannot understand the nutritional analysis on the back of the box especially the calories and serving size.


    I assume all that gibberish merely says, "Eat till satisfied. Deal with it."

    I could be wrong.

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  12. snowcrash: I would like to find out the size of the typical person those portion sizes are based upon. Tried following it once and gave up. My rumbling stomach kept scaring small dogs and children.

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  13. There will be herds of cattle with catalytic converters on their tasty rump roasts. (don't tell PETA)

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  14. PaladinPhil said...
    My rumbling stomach kept scaring small dogs and children.


    Old verse learned in childhood:

    I sat next to the Duchess at tea
    Distressed as a person could be
    Her rumblings abdominal
    Were simply phenomenal
    And everyone thought it was me!

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  15. So large animals are a global warming problem? Well, then, rather than studying their plates, the Swedes should be studying their moose.

    Mynd you, møøse carbon føøtprints kan be pretti nasti.

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  16. VioletTiger said...
    There will be herds of cattle with catalytic converters on their tasty rump roasts. (don't tell PETA)


    You laugh, they are serious.

    In an attempt to understand the extent of cow flatulence on global warming, scientists in Argentina are strapping plastic bags to the backs of cows to capture their emissions.

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  17. Sarah Palin has a solution to the møøse problem.

    møøse stew!

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  18. PaladinPhil said...
    snowcrash: I would like to find out the size of the typical person those portion sizes are based upon.


    You have to be more specific. Do you mean a "typical white person"?

    /

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  19. Hi all!

    Eat a dog? Why not eat a cat? or a bat? or a rat? or a gak? . . . wait, uh oh.

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  20. This is not good news for the dachshund pack. Good thing I think it's a load of crap.

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  21. It's the Obama economic plan! Unemployed? We have openings in the growing field of Bovine Gasbag Fitting!

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  22. Urban chicken farming is on the rise among a certain set of "localvores" in Dallas. But they don't substitute chickens for dogs.

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  23. Stay away from the kittehs, gak!

    JCM, truth, now stranger that fiction.

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  24. We have openings in the growing field of Bovine Gasbag Fitting!

    Nope, those jobs have already been outsourced, apparently.

    /in Argentina, does cow flatulence swirl in the opposite direction?

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  25. It's called the Flateolus Effect.

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  26. I drive a Honda Civic, not an SUV like a Land Rover, so I'll keep my dogs.

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  27. snowcrash said...
    Urban chicken farming


    I saw that movie... Urban Chicken Farmer. John Travolta, wasn't it?

    /

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  28. Re the bitching about the emissions from beef and dairy cattle. I'd like to see a comparison between the number of cattle currently in the US and Canada vs. the number of bison that were here pre-Columbus. As if those bison didn't outgas.

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  29. Even those stupid cows know how dumb they look (or how dumb we are for strapping bags to their behinds).

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  30. NY Nana said...
    OT, but too good not to post!

    Barack Obama sees worst poll rating drop in 50 years


    Hi {NY Nana}.

    I know what the message is about ratings, but Obama hasn't yet seen "50 years" of anything.

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  31. snowcrash,
    CO2 footprint labeling on food! lol Funny considering many Americans cannot understand the nutritional analysis on the back of the box especially the calories and serving size.
    ---

    I've always wondered how big portion sizes were at restaurants.
    Then I travelled to the States and was astounded. I couldn't finish my plate in one single restaurant. The servings were all too big.
    Maybe I am with 130 pounds at 5'7" not for no reason.
    --
    The enviro-types here in Olde EU are convinced that the world would be better off if we all ate organic food. Therefore we would need to take every acre into production there is available. And that wouldn't satisfy the worlds demand for food.
    The logical consequence for them is the human population on earth needs to shrink.
    This ideology is inhumane on a very grande scale.

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  32. Phil, some Americans think 1 box of cookies equals 1 serving but I don't mean those dinky Pepperidge Farms bags of Milanos. lol That is 1 serving.

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  33. Son of the Black Dog, CO2 and methane emissions are only bad if they come from people or domestic animals. They're good if they come from wild animals.
    /moonbat

    I think they're fine if they come from wild animals as the result of eating moonbats.
    ///

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  34. Callahan23:

    Then I travelled to the States and was astounded. I couldn't finish my plate in one single restaurant. The servings were all too big.

    I'm born and raised here, and I find it equally inexplicable.

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  35. Obama's falling poll numbers. Gee, you think people are wising up to the fact that they elected an empty suit?

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  36. Eat a dog? Why not eat a cat? or a bat? or a rat? or a gak? . . . wait, uh oh

    One would ack on a gak ... while dogs are merely emergency protein sources, right OR?

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  37. Eat a dog? Why not eat a cat? or a bat? or a rat? or a gak? . . . wait, uh oh.

    ♩ ♪There was an old lady that swallowed a fly...♬ ♪

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  38. Ever notice how many fat people are at the all you can eat buffets? Gluttons.

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  39. Son of the Black Dog said...
    Obama's falling poll numbers. Gee, you think people are wising up to the fact that they elected an empty suit?


    No, it's because fake news organizations are putting out fake news! We have to put a stop to that!

    /

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  40. It's the cowboy principle in America, applied to restaurants: git along, li'l doggie bag!

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  41. P2
    Do you know why she swallowed a fly?

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  42. Kosh's Shadow said...

    I think they're fine if they come from wild animals as the result of eating moonbats.
    ///


    heh. Thanks for the chuckle.

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  43. I thought the phrase "git a long, little doggie" explained the relative popularity of Daschunds in the US?

    /

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  44. PaladinPhil - stick with eating only one serving at a time, but if you're still hungry, then have one serving of something else.
    One serving of potato chips not enough? Have a serving of cookies as dessert.
    //NOT RESPONSIBLE for weight gain if you follow my advice.

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  45. I never sausage a thing in my life.

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  46. OR, worst offender has to be the Cheesecake Factory. Even luncheon portions are absolutely huge.

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  47. OR,
    I'm born and raised here, and I find it equally inexplicable.
    ---

    There have to be a lot of people way bigger than us.

    Speaking of serving sizes -> I need to have some chow meself.
    BBIAW

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  48. think of the dino farts

    Maybe the dinosaurs were the cause of their own extinction?

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  49. Agreed, snow, the Cheesecake Factory seems geared to serve meals to NFL-sized patrons. It's just bizarre.

    While the "foodies" irritate me sometimes, I won't mind if they nudge our country back toward a healthier approach to food.

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  50. I never sausage a thing in my life.

    Wurst pun eva ...

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  51. And how many mothers made their children sit at the table until they had cleaned their plates?
    Not me.
    But they couldn't come back in an hour complaining that they were hungry.
    Well, they could, but it didn't get any results other than my running them out of the kitchen.

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  52. I need to have some chow meself

    Chows are nice, too, but I still prefer Daschunds.

    /

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  53. Snowcrash, just had lunch with my oldest boy BJ's in Roseville. I ordered half a turkey sandwich with a small ceasar salad and couldn't finish either one of them. Just about like Cheesecke Factory.

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  54. If we're going with puns, there's a song I heard about a religious pig, who sings
    "I'm bacon the Lard to take me like I ham"

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  55. Clearly we all have to get busy eating more tasty animals, in order to save the planet.

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  56. turn said...
    Midwestgak said . . . Eat a dog? Why not eat a cat? or a bat? or a rat? or a gak? . . . wait, uh oh

    One would ack on a gak ... while dogs are merely emergency protein sources, right OR?


    Ack on a gak? Is that a fact? Good to know I don't have to watch my back.

    Hi {turn}!

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  57. I don't know...a nice roast rack of gak might be tasty.

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  58. "I'm bacon the Lard to take me like I ham"

    Can I be frank? You're a weenie.

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  59. About that chicken coop in the back yard thing. I have been accused of being a germophobe but various chicken and pig viruses are subject to animal-to-human transmission when the animals are living in extremely close quarters to people. Look at hong Kong. I do not want to be living near urban chicken farmers.

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  60. turn said...
    I ordered... a small ceasar salad


    You should have ordered your Caesar salad divided into three parts.

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  61. roast rack of gak ... to funny

    Hi {gal}

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  62. Son of the Black Dog said...
    think of the dino farts

    Maybe the dinosaurs were the cause of their own extinction?
    ****************
    uh-oh, new Gorebull theory in 3...2...1..

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  63. Occasional Reader said...

    turn said...
    I ordered... a small ceasar salad

    You should have ordered your Caesar salad divided into three parts.

    Kosh's Shadow says
    Such Gaul.

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  64. turn said...
    "I'm bacon the Lard to take me like I ham"

    Can I be frank? You're a weenie.


    Turn, for a pun that bad, we should hire a sniper to take out Kosh. But let's not get some amateur... it should be a pro-shoot-o.

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  65. Beware the Ides of March, I friggin spelled caesar wrong didn't I OR. gah

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  66. Son of the Black Dog said...
    think of the dino farts

    Maybe the dinosaurs were the cause of their own extinction?


    Gary Larson showed us why

    heh

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  67. Turn, the is a BJ's Restaurant not too far from me and it brews its own root beer and beer. Is that the same chain?

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  68. turn said...
    Can I be frank? You're a weenie.

    Kosh's Shadow says
    Sow what?

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  69. Kosh's Shadow says
    Such Gaul.


    Let's settle down... this is not the right Forum for these puns.

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  70. Kosh's Shadow said...
    If we're going with puns, there's a song I heard about a religious pig, who sings
    "I'm bacon the Lard to take me like I ham"


    You're a born ham!

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  71. Occasional Reader said...

    Turn, for a pun that bad, we should hire a sniper to take out Kosh. But let's not get some amateur... it should be a pro-shoot-o.

    Kosh's Shadow says
    Sty out of it

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  72. Maybe the dinosaurs were the cause of their own extinction?

    Gary Larson showed us why


    He usually nails it.

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  73. BJ's Restaurant... isn't that the one Monica Lewinsky founded?

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  74. All of this talk about sausages, but nobody is providing any links!

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  75. Save the planet: Eat a dog?

    I've eaten a few dogs in my life but they were all wonderful conversationalists.

    /TAKE COVER!

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  76. VioletTiger said...
    All of this talk about sausages, but nobody is providing any links!


    Hot dog! We have a weiner!

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  77. it should be a pro-shoot-o

    Yep, one shot and he'd be smoked and we'd be cured.

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  78. I won't mind if they nudge our country back toward a healthier approach to food.

    My observative.

    People who make bad choice do it across the board.

    The same people who make poor choice in education i.e. dropping out, sex i.e. getting pregnant without support, are also more likely make poor diet decisions.

    And I blame liberals.

    FDR's and LBJ's programs, the whole welfare mindset, the liberal mindset is to take the pain out of poor choices. To make life with out of consequences, so a person can do what feels good now and not suffer. That's liberalism.

    That philosphy is coming home to roost. You see it in the mortagage / financial crisis, everywhere in fact. The bill for that philosphy is now coming due.

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  79. I once got a letter from a little girl in New York City who did not believe in pork products. "Yes, Virginia, there is a Ham", I replied. I recall this incident clearly... it's honey-baked, baked I tell you, into my memory.

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  80. turn said...
    it should be a pro-shoot-o

    Yep, one shot and he'd be smoked and we'd be cured.


    What is "curd ham" anyway? Cured of what? What if it has a relapse on my plate?

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  81. OR, I'll have to steal some puns from Firesign Theatre:
    This is said by the Senator Flattus Prolongus:
    "And where's our chef? He's with his Dutch kitchen cabinet, preparing to tenderize the peoples' brains, serving up half-baked plots, and playing under the table for rare and bloody stakes. And if we beef? He gives us the bird! That chicken! And we must eagle crow. What a raw deal."

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  82. Yes snow, same chain. Dang I wanted to try their stout but alas I needed to come back to work.

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  83. redstateredneck said...
    I don't know...a nice roast rack of gak might be tasty.

    {red}! gaks are bitter, gamey, tough. Haven't you noticed?///

    Good to see you.

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  84. redstateredneck said...
    Lotta meat on this gal.


    Now that's just plain cruel :)

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  85. Pi Guy said...

    What is "cured ham" anyway? Cured of what? What if it has a relapse on my plate?


    PIMF

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  86. BJ's Restaurant... isn't that the one Monica Lewinsky founded?

    too funny!

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  87. P2
    The outfit was not my idea. Daughter #2 insists that the dog wears a medium.

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  88. Cured hams come from pigs that were taken down by the dogs known as "healers".

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  89. I've eaten a few dogs in my life but they were all wonderful conversationalists.

    I was going to say something about a daisy chain but never mind ..

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  90. Dog eating white racist carbon footprint thread?

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  91. What if it has a relapse on my plate?

    It could be the swine flu.

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  92. Pi Guy said:
    What is "curd ham" anyway?


    I'll have to whey my response carefully.

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  93. Occasional Reader said...
    Pi Guy said:
    What is "curd ham" anyway?

    I'll have to whey my response carefully.


    No whey!

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  94. Dog eating white racist carbon footprint thread?

    Don't forget the ham, hot dogs, and apple pie.

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  95. @redstateredneck

    Buffets? I hate them. I lose my appetite seeing people pork out so entirely. Disgusting.

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  96. I'll have to whey my response carefully.

    That's poutine it to him. :)

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  97. Curd ham was brutally suppressed by Saddam Hussein during the "Anfal" campaign.

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  98. Pi Guy said...
    I'll have to whey my response carefully.

    No whey!


    Curds your enthusiasm.

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  99. I am going to have to start daring my Moon-bat acquaintances to give up carbon altogether. I mean, how can they allow themselves compromise with Evil?

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  100. Syrah: If there are no bio-chemists in the bunch you should have a howling good time.

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  101. WriterMom is here! I bet this Canadian has been bacon' some ideas for pork product puns in that brain of hers.

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  102. JCM said...
    The bill for that philosphy is now coming due.

    Yeah but after inflation and devaluation how expensive will it really be?

    /

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  103. Yes, Syrah, do remind them that they are killing Gaia every time they exhale.

    As Phil said, should be howling good fun.

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  104. turn said...
    What if it has a relapse on my plate?

    It could be the swine flu.


    And we call the swine flue N1H1 today because?

    a) people became afraid of pork as the source.
    b) the administration couldn't educate people it wasn't related to pigs.
    c) the administration, therefore, changed it's name (as other diseases have since been renamed
    d) many people do not educate themselves
    e) fill in the blank ___________

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  105. Occasional Reader said...
    WriterMom is here! I bet this Canadian has been bacon' some ideas for pork product puns in that brain of hers.


    I think if WriterMom, Kenneth, and myself put our heads together we should come up with something. After all we are in Hogtown here. :)

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  106. Hi Syrah. We're were punning about pigs and livestock upthread and a thought went through my head. Did you ever hear about this?

    "While many exposures differ in rural and urban areas of the world, several recent studies have suggested that agricultural exposures in early childhood may decrease the risk of developing atopic disease. Livestock exposure, in particular, seems to be important ..."

    http://www.clinmedres.org/cgi/content/full/2/1/5

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  107. After all we are in Hogtown here.

    Is that in the province of Oinkario?

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  108. Hi writermom. I made the apple pie thing up.

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  109. VioletTiger said...
    Yes, Syrah, do remind them that they are killing Gaia every time they exhale.

    As Phil said, should be howling good fun.


    Studies show that if everyone who believes in AGW would stop exhaling, it would cease to be a problem.

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  110. Sorry, puns about north Ontario leave me...

    helpless, helpless, helllp-lesss...

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  111. midwestgak

    Too true. Have you noticed how he and the ever-lovely Michelle pout like 2 year olds if they don't get their way?

    I eagerly await the day that he throws a tantrum live, on TV!

    I have to make jokes about them, or I will crawl into bed, and not awaken until he is out of office! The words 'one-term president have become my mantra, even though he does not have a clue as to what a president actually does.

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  112. e) fill in the blank ___________

    Are you talking about the other administration accomplishments?

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  113. Our descendants - if any - will look at the "carbon-footprint, Globull Warming" nonsense as the biggest hoax in history.

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  114. Pi Guy,
    That would make a serious dent in the Moonbat population./

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  115. The chains have all been tied across the thread

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  116. Turn, that livestock/low incidence of allergies connection is interesting.

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  117. Sorry, puns about north Ontario leave me...

    helpless, helpless, helllp-lesss...


    *clap clap* Well played good sir, well played. I Neal in homage to your knowledge. :)

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  118. Phil, I'm a little Young to have those sorts of accolades, but... thanks anyway.

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  119. NY Nana said...

    midwestgak



    I eagerly await the day that he throws a tantrum live, on TV!


    Way back before Obama was even inaugurated, I said that he'd be the first President to drop an f-bomb on TV.

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  120. Beer Drinking Victory Monkey said...
    Our descendants - if any


    Nobody's interested in you whining about your dating life, BDVM.

    /

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  121. BDVM, I don't know, if it is not preloaded into the teleprompter the odds seem low.

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  122. VioletTiger said...
    Pi Guy,
    That would make a serious dent in the Moonbat population./


    So, you're saying it's win-win?

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  123. I said that he'd be the first President to drop an f-bomb on TV.

    "We must f**k, we can f**k, and we shall f**k..."

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  124. Syrah: If there are no bio-chemists in the bunch you should have a howling good time.

    I hope it doesn't take a bio-chemistry background to figure it out.

    That would be as bad as those folks who can be duped into signing a petitions to ban DiHydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

    The Carbon-Footprint shtick is perfect for the Moon-bats. It allows them to indulge in their sick fetish for altruistic privation.

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  125. Beer Drinking Victory Monkey said...
    Our descendants - if any - will look at the "carbon-footprint, Globull Warming" nonsense as the biggest hoax in history.

    Damm. So much for those giant Lock Ness Monster bones I have painstakingly constructed in my basement...

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  126. Our descendants - if any - will look at the "carbon-footprint, Globull Warming" nonsense as the biggest hoax in history.

    I became persona non gratia elsewhere for comparing Global Warming to Piltdown Man.

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  127. snow, there is a lot of research that indicates the connection isn't significant. I tend to think there is something there, however I haven't studied this for 15 or 20 years. turnspawn had asthma as a young boy but fortunately he outgrew it.

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  128. snowcrash said...
    BDVM, I don't know, if it is not preloaded into the teleprompter the odds seem low.


    Speaking of which, check out the latest round of TOTUS vs. POTUS!

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  129. Well it's Friday, and my relief is here. I shall be seeing you all later on down the road. Take care all, and keep plotting ways to baffle moonbats. :)

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  130. We started out with a sirius thread starring dogs, and it tailed off into paw puns.

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  131. Beer Drinking Victory Monkey said...
    Our descendants - if any - will look at the "carbon-footprint, Globull Warming" nonsense as the biggest hoax in history.

    Heh. It's our own Salem Witch Trials moment.

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  132. Bo's teleprompter's blog:

    http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

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  133. Turn:

    I had heard of that.

    I hope that they can determine that it really is something so simple. The solution may smell offal, but it would be good to reduce the incidence of Asthma for future generations.

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  134. Kosh's Shadow said...
    We started out with a sirius thread starring dogs, and it tailed off into paw puns.


    That original dog thread, she was a good one. We're counting on you to retrieve'er, Kosh.

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  135. Russki: Our Salem Witch Trials moment was the Great Satanic Day-Care Scare a decade or so ago.

    This is much more like our Tulipomania moment.

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  136. I became persona non gratia elsewhere for comparing Global Warming to Piltdown Man.

    So much for open debate ...

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  137. Russkiltlover, do you know the carbon footprint our ancestors produced from burning all those witches?

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  138. Thats it. I'm betting the ranch on Tulip futures...

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  139. I think some staffer is going to get chewed out tonight unless it is Obamas own inability to read off the teleprompter. lol

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  140. I had heard of that.

    Well I have to ask, were you exposed to any livestock for extended periods of time when you were young?

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  141. A Moonbat I like:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XP-67_Bat

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  142. *GAH*

    I just googled for "Public Option" to check......

    I left out the "l"

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  143. JCM said...
    *GAH*

    I just googled for "Public Option" to check......

    I left out the "l"


    As long as you don't turn off Safesearch and using the image search, you should recover quickly.

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  144. Occasional Reader said...
    That original dog thread, she was a good one. We're counting on you to retrieve'er, Kosh.

    I'd say you're barking up the wrong tree, but perhaps I can re-collie samoyed.

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  145. Uh oh, JCM

    Oh, and just to let you know, there are no sporting goods at Dicks.com
    You must type Dickssportinggoods.com
    Trust me on this one.

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  146. House health reform will have public option-Pelosi

    Any variation of the public option means government take over within a few years.

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  147. JCM "pubic" too funny. Hey I was friggin cracking up over the moonbat U thread yesterday. I was telling turnspawn about the Evergreen U quarterly gradiing discussions at lunch and had him cracking up.

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  148. VioletTiger said...

    My poor wife, internet novice went looking for glass storage jars for the kitchen.

    She typed.... jugs......

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  149. Kosh's Shadow said...

    LOL! My friends and I did that skit in a Humanities class in HS. About a 3rd of the class laughed, the other 2/3 stared at us and the teacher could not see why we thought is was so funny. Her POV was that the witch trials were a serious episode in the whole supression of women by the maile heirarchy and that it was no laughing matter.

    She completely missed the point until her class assistant whispered to her that it was SATIRE.

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  150. turn

    You should have been around for the dog poop aliteration....

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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  151. turn:

    None.

    I grew up in the greater metropolis of San Jose CA.

    We didn't even have a dog in the house till after I was ten.

    I may be an outlier on this anyway.

    I was born a premie with other issues. Even milk was a problem. I was fed goats milk. It was the only thing I could keep down. (I am not a medical Doctor - I don't get it.)

    I had severe infantile asthma. It seemed to go away when I was two. It came back with vengeance in my late twenties/early thirties.

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  152. JCM,

    my wife once tried to find a local photo shop, Blacks Cameras, for online photofinishing... she typed in "blacks photos" ... my, was she surprised!

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  153. I was in Cleaveland looking for a rice steamer using google and you won't believe what I ended up with!
    /

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  154. Beer Drinking Surrender Monkey

    'Way back before Obama was even inaugurated, I said that he'd be the first President to drop an f-bomb on TV.'

    You are a very wise man! Did you use a Magic 8 Ball? ;)

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  155. Abbas sets Palestinian polls date

    Mr Abbas' presidential term officially expired in January
    Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas has announced that presidential and parliamentary elections will be held on 24 January.

    oh my, I'm so excited by the thrill of democracy.

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  156. JCM, was that on the same thead I left on?

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  157. buzzsawmonkey said...
    Russki: Our Salem Witch Trials moment was the Great Satanic Day-Care Scare a decade or so ago.


    More like *two* decades, gramps... er, I mean, buzz.

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  158. @JCM: together with "Jerry Springer: the opera"

    (sigh of cosmic weariness)

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  159. turn said...
    I was in Cleaveland looking for a rice steamer using google and you won't believe what I ended up with!


    You should also take a look for the Sanchez Corporation's cleaning products.

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  160. did Obama say abad word on tv?

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  161. turn said...
    JCM, was that on the same thead I left on?


    Yesterday morning (west coast) Lucius, OLT and I....

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  162. I just got this from my cousin:

    TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

    Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

    Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint? Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

    The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

    The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

    Why the different treatment for the two patients?

    The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

    Next time take me to a vet!

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  163. JCM said...
    Obama the Musical.

    Yes, really.


    I'm illuminating the BuzzsawSignal.

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  164. Kenneth,

    Every word he says is bad.

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  165. Syrah, Sorry to hear that. Poor little turnspawn, he was on that nebulizer half his childhood it seems. I hope Seattle works out for you, it's a horrible condition.

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  166. Kenneth said...
    JCM,

    my wife once tried to find a local photo shop, Blacks Cameras, for online photofinishing... she typed in "blacks photos" ... my, was she surprised!


    Yeah, you have to watch that sometimes..

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  167. You should also take a look for the Sanchez Corporation's cleaning products.

    Oh yeah, well try looking for something to remove the corrosion from your Trombone. I really never needed to find out about the UD.

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  168. Occasional Reader said...
    JCM said...
    Obama the Musical.

    Yes, really.

    I'm illuminating the BuzzsawSignal.


    I'm packing up/shutting down to beat sundown, but if people want to consider what the seminal events of the Obama saga are--does one start with li'l Barack, child of promise, or does one start with the Campaign or the Inauguration?--that would go into such a musical, I'll take it under advisement.

    We can revisit this Sunday, or sometime next week.

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  169. Obama: The Musical, featuring these smash hits:

    -Obama muses on his proposed Scandinavia-ization of America in "There's Nothing Like a Dane"

    -The "health reform bill" undergoes a weird transformation on the floor of the Senate between 2 and 4 a.m., in "The Markups of the Night"

    -"Fake Your Way to the Top" from Dreamgirls [no alteration or explanation needed]

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  170. NY Nana said...

    Beer Drinking Surrender Monkey

    Surrender Monkey? Them's fightin' words!

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  171. "Baghdad" Jim McDimwitt admits there will be rationing in "Obama's House of Health."

    Building a house of health

    When one builds a house there is not unlimited money available, so choices have to be made. None of these decisions are simple or easy, but they will be made over the course of the next three years as we build the house of health. Cost estimates will be made, but anyone who has done home construction knows that unexpected things come up which require decisions.

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  172. I'm packing up/shutting down to beat sundown

    I'm reminded now of Will Smith in I Am Legend...

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  173. JCM said...
    Pelosi.

    A tax increase is not an increase.


    Reporter: "Where in the Constitution does it force Americans to buy Health Insurance?"

    Pelosi: "Are you serious?" (gives no other answer to the question)

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  174. Ohhh, Seattle gets the Obama musical first.

    DONT COME TO JERSEY, PLEASE!

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  175. C2 Preview coming up in a few minutes...with screen shots, as promised. Blogspot is screwing with me today, so if it looks funny, it's not me. This time. : )

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  176. Bye Buzz, have a good Sabbath.

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  177. Pi Guy said...

    Pelosi: "Are you serious?" (gives no other answer to the question)


    This video has been removed by the user.

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  178. JCM said...
    Pi Guy said...

    Pelosi: "Are you serious?" (gives no other answer to the question)


    This video has been removed by the user.


    Opps wrong window, Pi Guy... yours is fine... too many windows open...

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  179. VioletTiger said...
    Ohhh, Seattle gets the Obama musical first.

    DONT COME TO JERSEY, PLEASE!


    Take my musical,... PLEASE!

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  180. Bye, Buzz! Thank you for being here. Enjoy your Sabbath.

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  181. More from "Obama: The Musical"--

    -Obama loses his temper with an impertinent Fox News reporter in "I'm a Little Surly (With the 'Fringe' on the Right)"

    -Obama triumphantly signs a "net neutrality" bill into law, crooning "You'll Never Blog Alone"

    -AG Eric Holder gloats about his upcoming gun grab, in "How are Things With Glock? No More! HA!"

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  182. OR,

    Ms. Dunn sings, "Anita grabs your guns."

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  183. OR, does Michelle sing
    "Don't Cry for Me, America"?

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  184. Kosh's Shadow said...
    OR, does Michelle sing
    "Don't Cry for Me, America"?


    We could work that number in, right before Barack's touching love song about Michelle, "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Scowl".

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  185. Peter Orsag's rendition of "Feed Me."

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  186. I hate blogger. Let's try again.

    During the "Campaign" portion of the muscial, we could also have Tina Fey as Sarah Palin sing "On a Clear Day (You Can See Siberia)".

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  187. Time to get going. Have a great weekend, Squares!

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