Sunday, October 25, 2009

AFTER-PUB: Halloween Edition - bring your drinks!




This coming Saturday is Halloween! C2 is celebrating all this week, by introducing after-pub posts with a fun, scary Halloween classic!

Of course, it's not truly Halloween unless you hear Bobby "Boris" Pickett's Monster Mash!





95 comments:

  1. Not fair. Pi Guy tripped me. :)))

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  2. Erik The Red said...
    Not fair. Pi Guy tripped me. :)))


    Can I help it if my feet are a foot long?


    I Grew a Foot this Summer
    Kenn Nesbitt

    I grew a foot this summer
    and I wish it wasn't true.
    I'm not twelve inches taller,
    I just need an extra shoe.

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  3. Maybe the NYY can put this away tonight. 3-1 up top of the 5th. They just left the bases loaded 1 out.

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  4. For the rest of this post, let's all dress up as American flags!
    ;)

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  5. GOD HATES FANGS!


    /shamelessly stolen from "True Blood"

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  6. Occasional Reader said...
    GOD HATES FANGS!


    -Job 29:17
    ;)

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  7. Anyone besides me watching 60 minutes right now? the topic is Medicare fraud, and how easy it is to pull off. Pretty amazing.

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  8. Pi Guy said...
    For the rest of this post, let's all dress up as American flags!
    ;)


    OK, rawmuse, your American Flag costume isn't quite right...

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  9. Don't worry, rawmuse, once the Feds run the REST of our health care system, too, everything will be just fine.

    /

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  10. Another fat Fed behind in a swivel chair being interviewed when they should be fired.

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  11. Pi Guy said...
    Occasional Reader said...
    GOD HATES FANGS!

    -Job 29:17


    Sorry, man, you can't quote the Book of Job, because Obama has us in a Job-less recovery.

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  12. I'm obviously in the wrong biz.

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  13. Occasional Reader said...

    Sorry, man, you can't quote the Book of Job, because Obama has us in a Job-less recovery.


    It's not acting the way a real book of the Bible acts?

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  14. Evening all like the Monster Mash. All we need now is the Lurch. :)

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  15. rawmuse,

    Medicare fraud can't hold a candle to TARP fraud. 300 Billion, gone.

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  16. Pi Guy, well we can at least write chronicles of the disaster.

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  17. Hey rawmuse,

    Any government expenditure program is subject to fraud by nature. No one in the decision making process is spending their own money. While they may be diligent and honest they will still be biased towards bloat. Combined over the many levels of spending, the whole effort becomes fat and sloppy.

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  18. PaladinPhil said...
    Evening all like the Monster Mash. All we need now is the Lurch. :)


    One "The Lurch" coming right up!

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  19. Evening guys, what a campy Halloween tune, for my costume I was thinking about wearing an Obama mask painted up as the new joker. Nah, too many of my friends are flaming libs....

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  20. Pi Guy,

    /for those who didn't get it.

    Me impress.

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  21. It's not acting the way a real book of the Bible acts?

    This could be the Genesis of a pun thread, of course. Who Judges whether it will be a appropriate one or not? Well, I expect we'll hear Lamentations from some quarters, anyway.

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  22. Yeah, the dude on 60 said he personally was defrauding to the tune 30 large a day. They caught him when he got up around 20 mil. He said he knows 2000 more like him, just in South Florida alone.

    I know about the TARP problems too.

    We are all supposed to file taxes that are accurate, under penalty of perjury, just so fat butts in swivel chairs can pee it away paying the fraudulent?

    Torches and pitchforks, man. Torches and pitchforks.

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  23. LoFlyer said...
    Evening guys, what a campy Halloween tune, for my costume I was thinking about wearing an Obama mask painted up as the new joker. Nah, too many of my friends are flaming libs....


    ...plus the embarrassment of joining a party with 12 other 0bama-as-joker party-goers.


    /Remember this stupid 0bama halloween party skit from SNL?

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  24. Thanks for the Lurch video. Who knew Lurch could dance?

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  25. NY Nana, John F'n Kerry.. Yep, Lurch. LOL

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  26. LOL, I knew some one would cross the streams with that statement. Thanks NY Nana. :)

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  27. LoFlyer said...
    Evening guys, what a campy Halloween tune, for my costume I was thinking about wearing an Obama mask painted up as the new joker. Nah, too many of my friends are flaming libs....


    Alternate idea: Dress like a teleprompter.

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  28. Snowcrash

    I wouldn't even consider putting any kids in that for Halloween...oh, the humanity!

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  29. Hey Phil, I was asking about your hand earlier and got an update from Brandy. I'm glad about the hand but too bad about the calzones.

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  30. Nana, LOL, I was just looking for that picture. This one is pretty good too!

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  31. Has "Blood on his Sleeve" been around lately?

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  32. PIG, for a SNL, it wasn't bad....

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  33. Phil,

    You are most welcome...he truly is scary.

    Speaking of Halloween, I heard that a company in Saskatoon is making a Balloon Boy costume that is selling out!

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  34. A couple of years ago I was a failed "dog trainer". I pinned a lot of webkins dog stuffed animals to my jeans and carried dog treats and a leash. It was just an ok costume but very easy to do if you have stuffed animals and safety pins. Most of my costumes are rated G. lol

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  35. Well only the edge of one calzone required a chisel. Was pretty good considering. Been years since I have done pizza. Thumb is a little sore, but just a minor inconvenience. Been a good day today though.

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  36. LoFlyer said...
    PIG, for a SNL, it wasn't bad....


    I'm so old, I remember when SNL was actually funny!


    /Wait....PIG?!?

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  37. PBJ

    Are you ever lucky that I am drinking plain old H20! My monitor needed to be cleaned anyhow, and I would hate to waste anything else on it!

    /Too bad they don't make windshield wipers for monitors.

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  38. NY Nana, are you sure your H20 is safe?

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  39. One of the more creative halloween costumes I saw was a lady dressed as a peep show. She had a large box around her torso, and upon comment she would pull the curtins on the box, displaying a t-shirt with naked ladies and she would sway her breasts and the naked ladies would dance!

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  40. Well I gotta get to bed. Hoping to take some wonderful pictures tomorrow. If I am allowed to go up on my jobs building. :)

    /got a tripod, bitching camera, rocking lens. And they are calling for sun

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  41. May I had better make that PI G! Damn!!!

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  42. Nite Phil. I finishing up some stuff for the morning so I will head out of here too. Goodnight all!

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  43. Goodnight to you too, Snowcrash. Take care.

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  44. Good night, PP!!


    /Wait...I didn't mean...

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  45. Goodnight, Phil.
    Goodnight, snowcrash.

    Goodnight, Goon.


    "In the cold grey tomb
    There was a gravestone
    And a black lagoon
    And a picture of-
    Martians taking over the moon..."

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  46. G'nite to all who weren't scared to bits by Pi Guy's post re my H20! I will not sleep tonight, so help me! I am thinking of what I can do to retaliate. ;)

    Phil,

    Enjoy the new stuff!

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  47. Perhaps I had better back off the Obama/joker mask, Hmm, maybe a Hillary mask with a broom-stick, nah I'll go with a Pelosi mask and the broom-stick. Perfect! Guess I'll need some falsies too...

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  48. NY Nana said...
    Pi Guy

    For you!


    Great! Between that and Pelosi on Elm Street: The Nightmare Continues, I'll never get any sleep!

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  49. NYN, forget what I said about the Pelosi mask, that is just too grotesque. Maybe I will just stay home, give out treats, drink a few beers and stay out of trouble. Seems safer all the way around...

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  50. Why did the ghost cross the road?
    Answer: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

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  51. Later guys and gals, catch ya' on the flip side!

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  52. Damn are the NYY going to throw this one away too?

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  53. Pi Guy

    Gee, I thought that one good turn deserves another! ;)

    Sorry! Pelousy™ scares me to bits, seriously. Can you imagine all that Botox oozing out of her face while speaking on TV?

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  54. Lo Flyer

    In case you are peeking?

    Good idea! Sweet dreams!

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  55. "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin."
    -Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown


    /Tomorrow's opening liberty pub feature, BTW!

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  56. I think I will hang a poster of This I will save on the amount of candy I will hand out. More for me to eat. :)))

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  57. I got sidetracked proofreading the science fiction story I've been working on, and was lost in space for a while. I didn't get to finish it tonight.
    Now I need to finish up a few things and get to bed.
    I'll be on a bit longer, in and out as I get the dogs out.

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  58. Erik,

    Wait til Sage sees that! He will be furious at you...she's his girl friend. Shees.

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  59. Nana, Hillary actually doesn't look half bad in that picture.

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  60. Erik The Red said...
    I think I will hang a poster of This I will save on the amount of candy I will hand out. More for me to eat. :)))


    Careful - you post that three times, you summon DesertSage!

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  61. PBJ

    AAAAARRRGGHHHH!

    Dare you not to laugh!

    (It's much better than crying.)

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  62. Nana

    AAAAARRRGGHHHH!

    Dare you not to laugh!


    LMAO, where did you find that?

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  63. D*mn, they have sure packed the Rose Bowl!

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  64. I have trouble watching anything with Ahmadmanonjihad without wanting to shoot the screen.

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  65. Time to shut down the computer and go to bed.

    Tomorrow, I'll be working from home while the cable guys replace the cable from the street to the house. Assuming they don't break the phone or power wires, I'll still be on. (We use DSL; it is more reliable and still fast - 3Mb/s. And we didn't lose it during last years' ice storm. I can go without cable TV for a week, but not internet. Both my wife and I use it for work, not just blogging.

    Anyway, good night

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  66. PBJ

    I found it on The Nose on your face

    Be sure to read the whole page, winky, winky!

    I love that site.

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  67. Halloween Edition?

    /a bit early, no?

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  68. Kosh,

    Same here...and the idea that he was Jewish has been thoroughly debunked. Allegedly his family converted to the cult of islam..The Big Lie.

    Sweet dreams.

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  69. Nana, I'll have to check the rest of the site out.

    Hi Sage!

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  70. This U2 concert is amazing.

    :')

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  71. PBJ

    Check your email! I am off to sleep, as I do not want to hear that those damned Yankees won. Ugh!

    Hey, Sage,

    At least Helen won't need a Halloween costume....look at the bright side! *Giggle* *Snort*!

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  72. Pi Guy said...

    Careful - you post that three times, you summon DesertSage!

    DesertSage said...
    Stop making fun of my GF!!!


    See? I warned you all!

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  73. PBJ said...

    Hey, I don't need no leader either.

    /yeah, I read Render too

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  74. DesertSage said...
    This U2 concert is amazing.

    :')


    It would be even better if they could limit the sound to just those who payed for the concert.


    /They played here in Vegas Friday
    //I've already heard their concert
    ///Didn't want to, though

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  75. Got the e-mail Nana, ROTFLMAO

    Sweet dreams to ya.

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  76. Time to go upstairs! ↑

    DesertSage is lonley!

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  77. Killian, OMG, I should have known. LOL

    I think I was on my third martini that night.

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