Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Liberty Pub - Halloween Edition - OPEN #2



This coming Saturday is Halloween! C2 is celebrating all this week, by introducing liberty pub posts with a fun, scary Halloween classic!

Imagine, you have the power to take a dead human body, and give it life again. What would you do? Naturally, teach it to sing Puttin' On The Ritz!

107 comments:

  1. My avatar must have scared em to death.
    BWHAHAHA!

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  2. Pi Guy, if I have the power to take a dead human body, and give it life again. What would I do? Teach it housework, forget the dancing thing. lol

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  3. Sorry to be late getting up here, there was a pileup on the stairs.

    Anybody ready for another drink?

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  4. I'll take another Bailey's rocks, please Brandy.

    Hey, has anyone seen our Jorline?

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  5. Bar Wench Brandy said...
    Sorry to be late getting up here, there was a pileup on the stairs.

    Anybody ready for another drink?


    Yes, you have to watch the bodies, don't you?


    /Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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  6. I had nothing to do with pile of corpses...Bodies in the stairwell.

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  7. Corre∫pondence Committee said...

    Hey, has anyone seen our Jorline?

    I sent Jorline an email earlier today. Haven't heard back.

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  8. Erik The Red,
    Me and DEZ

    Great lol's.

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  9. Hiroshima, Nagasaki mayors urge nuclear states to visit bombed sites

    Hiroshima Mayor Tadatoshi Akiba and Nagasaki Mayor Tomihisa Taue made their cities' first joint requests at the embassies of countries including Britain, France, Russia and Pakistan.

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  10. Ladies, remember the fastest way to a mans heart.

    Is through his Sternum.

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  11. Thanks, gak - I haven't seen him in a while. Could be he has a life and everything. : )

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  12. DEZ said...
    I had nothing to do with pile of corpses...Bodies in the stairwell.


    A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a corpse of course
    That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mister Dead.
    Go right to the source and ask the corpse
    He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
    He's always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mister Dead.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
    But Mr. Dead will never speak unless he has something to say
    A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
    And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking corpse?
    Well listen to this: "I am Mister Dead."

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  13. Who is this mortal that still has life left in him?

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  14. CC,
    Hey, has anyone seen our Jorline?
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    Sorry haven't.
    Btw. has anyone seen Squatch lately?

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  15. A prank, I guess?

    Harvard: Lab workers poisoned by tainted coffee

    Six Harvard University medical researchers were poisoned in August after drinking coffee that was laced with a chemical preservative, according to university officials.
    In an internal memo first reported in the Boston Herald's Sunday editions, the school said the coffee came from a machine near their lab that later tested positive for sodium azide, a common preservative used in labs.

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  16. Squatch, I think, has been having computer issues. He's around here and there.

    I miss that one, too! He is so damned funny. : )

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  17. Kenneth, do you have H1N1? Do you have the urge to eat from a trough?

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  18. Harvard: Lab workers poisoned by tainted coffee

    YIKES!

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  19. yes... in bed with flu...

    A large brandy, please...

    (snork)

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  20. Pi Guy, I should say, I love Young Frankenstein - this is just about my favorite part.

    As you know, I sing, and I love to imitate this thing. Timeless!

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  21. Corre∫pondence Committee said...

    Hiroshima, Nagasaki mayors urge nuclear states to visit bombed sites


    But before we visit, let's have a true accounting of Japan's actions.

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  22. Kenneth, do you have H1N1? Do you have the urge to eat from a trough?

    Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

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  23. CC,

    I have no idea which flue I have, but I feel like crap. No fever yet, which is good, as fever is a marker for h1N1

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  24. Corre∫pondence Committee said...

    Hiroshima, Nagasaki mayors urge nuclear states to visit bombed sites

    Kosh's Shadow says
    The Navy should invite him to Pearl Harbor.

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  25. A large brandy, please...

    I only come in size small, Kenneth. ;-)

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  26. Hiroshima, Nagasaki mayors urge nuclear states to visit bombed sites

    They want us to visit again.
    Gluttons!

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  27. Callahan23 said..Btw. has anyone seen Squatch lately?

    He is having a new computer built for home. The only time he can post is at work. Should be up and running Tuesday or Wednesday.

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  28. Corre∫pondence Committee said...
    Pi Guy, I should say, I love Young Frankenstein - this is just about my favorite part.

    As you know, I sing, and I love to imitate this thing. Timeless!


    Ever see the Taco version? That's fun, too.

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  29. Windows 7.

    Best operating system ever or demonic curse from hell?

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  30. experiencedtraveller said...

    Windows 7.

    Best operating system ever or demonic curse from hell?


    Vista get the curse from hell hands down.

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  31. Ahhh, bless your heart small Brandy!

    Now I think I shall roll over and go to sleep.

    Good night all.

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  32. Later Ken, be better soon.

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  33. Goodnight Kenneth ...I hope you feel better soon. :-)

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  34. Erik,
    thanks for the update on Squatch. - He is having a new computer built for home. - Wow.

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  35. Well, time to put my little face huggers to bed.

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  36. We are the ones we've been waiting for!

    Good evening.

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  37. Anyone have an update on Phil's burned hand? Or how the food he was cooking turned out? lol

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  38. DEZ said...
    Vista get the curse from hell hands down.


    I haven't had any problems with Vista but then again, it's only on a laptop that I use infrequently.

    Nothing will ever be as bad as Windows98.

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  39. And a very fine evening to you OR!

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  40. Anyone have an update on Phil's burned hand? Or how the food he was cooking turned out? lol

    His hand was better but i think he needed a chisel for the calzones. :-)

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  41. Occasional Reader said...
    We are the ones we've been waiting for!

    Good evening.


    It's about time we got here! Where have we been all this time?

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  42. Goodevening Wendy, Rawmuse! May I get you something cold? Hot?

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  43. Brandy, I already have a Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, thanks.

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  44. Wendy said...

    Nothing will ever be as bad as Windows98.

    Kosh's Shadow says
    Windows ME.
    That was the worst one since Win3.1

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  45. Chicarrones with habanera sauce, mmmm....

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  46. Brandy, that cooking thing isn't all that is cracked up to be. Glad Phil is a little better. Thx for the update.

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  47. Brandy, could I subject you to a blood test?

    I just want to see if you're my type.
    ;)

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  48. Pi Guy said...
    Brandy, could I subject you to a blood test?

    I just want to see if you're my type.
    ;)


    Clever, cute and funny. :)

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  49. Brandy, could I subject you to a blood test?

    I just want to see if you're my type.
    .

    I could get used to this Halloween stuff! LOL!

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  50. Pi Guy, I fear Brandy's reply to you might B-negative.

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  51. Speaking of 'puters, today I ordered a "Magic Mouse" for my Macbook.

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  52. Kosh's Shadow said...
    Wendy said...

    Nothing will ever be as bad as Windows98.

    Kosh's Shadow says
    Windows ME.
    That was the worst one since Win3.1


    For Windows 7, they combined the power of Windows CE, Windows ME, and Windows NT.

    It's code name was: Windows CEMENT

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  53. Occasional Reader,
    Speaking of 'puters, today I ordered a "Magic Mouse" for my Macbook.
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    Does it have all the sparkle of the Magic Kingdom or what is a "Magic Mouse"?

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  54. Occasional Reader said...
    Speaking of 'puters, today I ordered a "Magic Mouse" for my Macbook.

    That Walt Disney thought of everything...

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  55. I noticed in Vista, Microsoft finally got rid of the blue screen of death.

    They made it black.

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  56. The Magic Mouse....
    http://news.idg.no/cw/art.cfm?id=7875A42C-1A64-67EA-E44F47A6F3A7D418

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  57. Callahan23 said...
    Occasional Reader,
    Speaking of 'puters, today I ordered a "Magic Mouse" for my Macbook.
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    Does it have all the sparkle of the Magic Kingdom or what is a "Magic Mouse"?


    It's Apple's new mouse, with a Multi-touch surface on it.

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  58. Nite, nite. Going to la la land.
    Happy posting. {Hugs} for all.

    Callahan, make sure DEZ behaves. : )

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  59. Kosh's Shadow said...
    I noticed in Vista, Microsoft finally got rid of the blue screen of death.

    They made it black.


    I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
    I have to reboot my PC until my darkness goes

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  60. Sweet dreams, Gak. It's always nice to see you.

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  61. I also ordered Meprolight tritium front sight for my Mossberg 590. I am nothing if not eclectic.

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  62. OR - nifty little tech addition!

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  63. Kosh's Shadow said...
    I noticed in Vista, Microsoft finally got rid of the blue screen of death.

    They made it black.


    If Star Trek's computers ran on Windows 1

    If Star Trek's computers ran on Windows 2

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  64. Or maybe I ordered night sights for my laptop, and a wireless mouse for my shotgun... ahh, shit.

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  65. G'night {{{GAK}}}

    Having said that, I had a look on my watch and I also need to get some of that vastly overrated stuff called sleep.
    - - -
    Gals, guys 'n 'menschen'.
    See y'all down the road.
    I love {y’all) Really!

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  66. Bar Wench Brandy said...
    Anyone for some jello?


    Yeah! My favorite is the Three Little Pigs!

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  67. Ewww a jello mold in the shape of brains? Wish I had one.

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  68. Ahhh Brandy, did I ever tell you about that time I ate chilled monkey brains? They were horribly mis-served with a chardonnay. A chardonnay!

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  69. snowcrash said...
    Ewww a jello mold in the shape of brains? Wish I had


    $6.99 plus shipping, and it's yours!

    (Check out the Additional Images and Customer Action Shots!)

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  70. OMG, ET, I don't think I could try them. What kind of wine would you recommend?

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  71. By the way, it's interesting, in a slightly nauseating sort of way: If you go to the Apple homepage, and go through the demo video about the Magic Mouse, one of the things they demonstrate is how to use it to quickly scroll through online newspapers. All the featured headlines seem to be about Obama, or MIchelle. I wonder if Apple got an NEA grant?

    /
    /kind of

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  72. New thread upstairs. Bring your drinks on up!

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  73. Pi hilarious, love the gummy bear additions. Now I have to show my kids.

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  74. We're all doing the Monster Mash upstairs!

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