This coming Saturday is Halloween! C2 is celebrating all this week, by introducing liberty pub posts with a fun, scary Halloween classic!
A mysterious older man moves in next door to a boy who is a monster movie fan. Is this mysterious new neighbor a real vampire?
Courtesy of the New Twilight Zone comes the episode called MONSTERS!, starring Ralph Bellamy.
Last!!!!
ReplyDeleteJORLINE. Great to see you. :)
ReplyDeleteI like the new Twilight Zone radio shows too.
ReplyDeleteBOO!
ReplyDeleteHa, I did get to show off my exoskeleton!
ReplyDeleteMy old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
ReplyDeleteAnd my old lady she don't care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
What can I get you guys to drink?
ReplyDeleteJorline !
ReplyDeleteGoods to sees ya !
Suggestion for later in the week: "Something Wicked This Way Comes."
ReplyDeleteWould it be untoward to repost something from this morning? Seems to fit the mood better now.
ReplyDeleteHi Jorline! How's it kickin' down south?
ReplyDeleteHey ETR...wasssssssssup?
ReplyDeleteGo for it Buzz!
ReplyDeleteJorline! Where ya been, dawg?!
ReplyDeleteJust a repost from downstairs.
ReplyDeleteSure is good to have you back, Squatch!! :-)
Thx for that, BW.
Damn good to be back.
Go ahead and post it Buzz!
ReplyDeletedoppelganglander said...
ReplyDeleteSuggestion for later in the week: "Something Wicked This Way Comes."
I must have made it here early.
Hi everyone! :-)
ReplyDeleteBrandy, may I have some of Erik's Glenmorangie?
Just spent five wonderful days at the family ranch deep in the south TX brush.
ReplyDeleteIt's deer season!
In the spirit of open thread, and of "Oh, yeah? Sez you!" I am offering the lyrics from the floorshow number of one of my favorite films, the Paramount comedy "International House," which can be viewed in its entirety on YouTube, starting here:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1KhF5OWsYo
She Was a China Teacup
She was a China teacup
And he was a coffee mug
When he would see that teacup
It gave his heart a tug
She was away above him
High up on another shelf
Still, he was sure she'd love him
If he declared himself
So, one day on the table he
Was at her side by chance
He seized this opportunity
To start his big romance
But when he began to speak up
She gave him a nasty shrug
She was a China teacup
And he was just a mug
The kettle on the hearth would sing to him
The pretty little spoon would cling to him
The napkin even offered her ring to him
But none of these girls meant a thing to him
A sugar bowl, sweetest little soul, wanted to console him
But he was bent on just one goal, and no one could control him.
There was a saucy saucer who met him at every meal
She was a torso-tosser with lots of sex appeal
Our handsome hero spurned their arms
They could not make him stir
Although they had the kind of charms
That gentlemen prefer
So all day long he would peek up
At somebody proud and smug
She was a China teacup
And he was just a mug
Buzz -
ReplyDeleteWhere were you, Squatch? I'm always behind the curve.
Obamacare killt my computater.
Pink look out, SoS has his big clodhoppers out in the isle again.
ReplyDeleteHi {Pink}!
ReplyDeleteSquatch: You shoulda got money from Obama's stash!
ReplyDeleteSuggestion for later in the week: "Something Wicked This Way Comes."
ReplyDeleteI must have made it here early.
DEZ, you can't fool us ....we know underneath that horrid exterior lies that heart of a sweetheart. :-)
/besides, isn't Brandy the wicked one? ;-)
Pink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteJorline! Where ya been, dawg?!
You have mail dear...I missed y'all.
Hi Pink! Here you are. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteHi, Pink !
ReplyDeleteEvening, and your drink is on me please.
Evening mates, I am actually drinking! A toast to our fair nation, may we continue to confound our enemies, foreign and domestic.....
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
ReplyDeleteJust spent five wonderful days at the family ranch deep in the south TX brush.
W00t! Sounds like fun! Get one?
Pink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteSuggestion for later in the week: "Something Wicked This Way Comes."
I must have made it here early.
DEZ, you can't fool us ....we know underneath that horrid exterior lies that heart of a sweetheart. :-)
/besides, isn't Brandy the wicked one? ;-)
There goes my reputation and Brandy's
Evening all.
ReplyDeleteI still love Thriller.
Michael: I'm not like other guys. I'm.....different.
Great post Buzz!
ReplyDeleteSquatch said...
ReplyDeleteJorline !
Goods to sees ya !
Where in the hell have you been big guy? Good to you too.
Just spent five wonderful days at the family ranch deep in the south TX brush.
ReplyDeleteNice.
Jorline, did ya get a buck?
ReplyDeleteJorline, how about a Tecate. Sure good to have you back!
ReplyDeleteHi DEZ, Hi Callahan!
ReplyDelete/I heard about those 24 inchers. I ain't sayin' nuthin'! : P
Something Wicked This Way Comes (trailer)
ReplyDeleteJason Robards, Jonathan Pryce, Diane Ladd, and the wonderful Mary Grace Canfield, who played Ralph the carpenter on "Green Acres." And I think I see DEZ in the back of the parade somewhere.
LoFlyer - Cheers on that!
ReplyDeleteEvening, Jim. Your usual martini?
ReplyDeleteThanks Brandy! ...and thank you too, Squatch! SO nice to see you back!
ReplyDeleteDEZ...hey you sawed off little green martian!
ReplyDeleteYou buying tonight?
I understand that the home decorating channel is doing "Something Wicker This Way Comes" in honor of Halloween.
ReplyDeleteSquatch: You shoulda got money from Obama's stash!
ReplyDeleteThe paperwork is in limbo.
The computer is toast.
Just like the real thing.
Pink - No envy here. ;-)
ReplyDeleteCallahan23 said...
ReplyDeleteHi Jorline! How's it kickin' down south?
Hey Cal...everything is good to go here...how are you?
Guinness?
ReplyDeleteJORLINE!!!!! WE HAVE MISSED YOU!!!
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
ReplyDeleteDEZ...hey you sawed off little green martian!
You buying tonight?
Sure, I abducted.... I mean, found a suitcase full of money.
Squatch, I've put a theme in the title of this thread for you, too. : )
ReplyDeleteLoflyer: Please send me your email info so that we can pack you up and bring you with us when we head over to the new place. (Just click on my nic.) Thank you!
ReplyDelete(I thought you'd sent it, but it's not in my list.)
Jorline, did you shoot Bambi's daddy?
ReplyDeleteBar Wench, hon, Bombay Sapphire and tonic. And one for buzzsaw, too.
CC, a Coke Zero or something? How ya doing?
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteW00t! Sounds like fun! Get one?
Not open season yet. Just a lot of family fun, setting up blinds and big ass bonfires...lol
Where in the hell have you been big guy?
ReplyDeleteTrying to find someone to take me deer hunting in TX.
//
Did you bag anything ?
Jorline - I am fine. Thanx
ReplyDeleteAh the great outdoors! I hope it brought you the rest, peace of mind and distraction you deserved.
LoFlyer said...
ReplyDeleteEvening mates, I am actually drinking! A toast to our fair nation, may we continue to confound our enemies, foreign and domestic.....
SALUT! Cheers, loflyer!
There goes my reputation and Brandy's
ReplyDeleteTwo-fer. : P
:-)
Squatch, I've put a theme in the title of this thread for you, too. : )
ReplyDeleteLMAO, I saw that. I'm in the same headline as MJ.
What did I do to deserve that ??
//
Cheera!
ReplyDeleteWell, deer season is open in Indiana, with bows anyway.
ReplyDeleteAnd I managed to get an 8 point buck with my van opening day.
DEZ said...
ReplyDeleteJorline, did ya get a buck?
Damn aliens...always asking for money.
No, but I saw some big bucks...two 12 pointers.
*buck fever*
Buzzsaw, line from a Walker Percy novel. Narrator is a shrink, seeing a patient. "I'm into Wicca now," she tells him.
ReplyDelete"Oh, good, handcrafts are healthy."
Jorline said...
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
Jorline, did ya get a buck?
Damn aliens...always asking for money.
What can I say, I'm in a rut.
Jim: Well, good Wicca furniture is bewitching.
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteJorline, how about a Tecate. Sure good to have you back!
Thanks sweetheart...looking good tonight Brandy!
CC
ReplyDeleteI think Squatch was just having computer problems, buzz - or, he was in prison. ; )
I SAW THAT !!
Hahaha.
And I managed to get an 8 point buck with my van opening day.
ReplyDeleteIs there a probe angle to this story?
You're such a sweetie Jorline!
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteAnd I managed to get an 8 point buck with my van opening day.
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Hope the van and passengers are OK! My buddy hit so many deer back in the day that we painted "The Deer Slayer" on the hood of his ride.
REMEMBER IF YOU ARE GOING TO HIT A DEER DO NOT HIT THE BRAKES. GRIP THE WHEEL TIGHT AND PLOW RIGHT THROUGH IT.
Pink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteAnd I managed to get an 8 point buck with my van opening day.
Is there a probe angle to this story?
Well, I did shove most of the vans grill up his ass!
What can I say, I'm in a rut.
ReplyDeleteI hear VA has some high quality Whitetail.
At 50 miles an hour I might add!
ReplyDeleteI will have to hit you tomorrow on that one PF, I only use my work email because of its spam-filters. (To many Viagra offers otherwise)
ReplyDeleteSomebody's drinking Tecate? Shouldn't that be Hecate, what with Halloween and all?
ReplyDeleteSquatch said...
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say, I'm in a rut.
I hear VA has some high quality Whitetail.
What Doe you mean by that?
Corre∫pondence Committee said...
ReplyDeleteJORLINE!!!!! WE HAVE MISSED YOU!!!
Thanks CC, I missed y'all too!
We have WiFi at the ranch, but it was locked down with a password no one could remember.
I took a peak at the new C2...NICE!
Congrats to Bare and everyone else involved.
If we're talking about hunting deer, try
ReplyDeleteThe Second Week of Deer Camp
I will have to hit you tomorrow on that one PF, I only use my work email because of its spam-filters. (To many Viagra offers otherwise)
ReplyDeleteNo prob, loflyer, thanks.
/Not a Viagra-pusher ;-)
What Doe you mean by that?
ReplyDeleteJust follow your Hart on.
/did i just say that?
Jim in Virginia said...
ReplyDeleteJorline, did you shoot Bambi's daddy?
Not yet...lol.
How are you Jim?
How about some Pizza! Be careful though, it's hot.
ReplyDeleteI'm so behind on this thread.
ReplyDeleteSquatch said...
ReplyDeleteTrying to find someone to take me deer hunting in TX.
//
Did you bag anything ?
lmao...the season doesn't open for a few weeks.
Jim, here's a martini for you.
ReplyDeletelmao...the season doesn't open for a few weeks.
ReplyDeleteSooooo ?
//
On gods/goddeses of the crossroad, we can always rely on Robert Johnson
ReplyDeleteCallahan23 said...
ReplyDeleteJorline - I am fine. Thanx
Ah the great outdoors! I hope it brought you the rest, peace of mind and distraction you deserved.
You nailed that one Cal. I did need a break. We're about two hours away from the ranch...best place in the world to relax.
A blond lady went on her 1st deer hunting trip.
ReplyDeleteSet up her stand and settled in to wait for her trophy.
Her heart all aflutter, she saw her buck.
She raised her gun and fired, came out off her stand and ran to her prize only to find a man with a knife kneeling beside it.
She pointed her gun at him and said. "Thats my dear"
The man looked up stunned, Okay lady okay!
Just let me get my saddle off of it and you can have it.
I always wondered whether the Martini was named after the Martini-Henry rifle, since both of them can knock you over.
ReplyDeletelmao...the season doesn't open for a few weeks.
ReplyDeleteSooooo ?
Now Squatch, you know that's a bad eye deer.
On gods/goddeses of the crossroad, we can always rely on Robert Johnson
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
Now Squatch, you know that's a bad eye deer.
ReplyDeleteI had to read that twice.
Perfect!
I haven't been keeping up with the threads from the day, but here is a question. How many would consider registering as a conservative rather than a republican if the choice was made available in your state?
ReplyDeleteOn gods/goddeses of the crossroad, we can always rely on Robert Johnson
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
Seconded!
buzzsawmonkey said...
ReplyDelete"I always wondered whether the Martini was named after the Martini-Henry rifle, since both of them can knock you over."
Beats my theory that its named after Dean Martin.
I had to read that twice.
ReplyDeletePerfect!
/grew up with deer hunters :-)
DEZ said...
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
And I managed to get an 8 point buck with my van opening day.
Is there a probe angle to this story?
Well, I did shove most of the vans grill up his ass!
lmao...was the grill 12 gauge?
A beautiful,raw Sweet Home Chicago for you Sasquatch and Pink!
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteI had to read that twice.
Perfect!
/grew up with deer hunters :-)
Then you know how much fun Milkduds are.
DEZ--given that Kipling, in his poem "Fuzzy-Wuzzy," about the Sudan campaign, says,
ReplyDeleteWe sloshed you with Martinis, and it wasn't hardly fair
which is probably intended as a pun on the Martini cocktail and the Martini rifle, I think there's a possiblity.
Robert Johnson - thirded.
ReplyDelete...would consider registering as a conservative rather than a republican if the choice was made available in your state?
ReplyDeleteMe. The Republican brand is near-ruined.
buzzsawmonkey said...
ReplyDeleteSomebody's drinking Tecate? Shouldn't that be Hecate, what with Halloween and all?
lol...will lime and salt go well with it?
How are ya buzz?
Then you know how much fun Milkduds are.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
I'm thinking of changing my voter registration to "Bite me," but I'm not sure which classification that falls under.
ReplyDeleteET, thanks for the tune. Would you care for a drink?
ReplyDeleteHey, Jorline--doin' OK. Have to leave shortly, though.
ReplyDeleteI would say your theory makes sense Buzz.
ReplyDeleteI almost wanna look into it, and somehow I know you will.
I haven't been keeping up with the threads from the day, but here is a question. How many would consider registering as a conservative rather than a republican if the choice was made available in your state?
ReplyDeleteA really good question.
What the hell is a Republican anymore anyway?
I'm thinking of changing my voter registration to "Bite me," but I'm not sure which classification that falls under.
ReplyDeleteEither the Labor Party, or the Pirate Party, no? ;-)
Arrrr matey, did I Martini the thread?!
ReplyDeleteThe bite me party?
ReplyDeleteNot even gonna touch that one. ;)
Witches go round like Circe
ReplyDeleteWitches fly high on a broom up in the sky-y...
I like that Pirate Party idea! LoFlyer can be our spokesman. ;-)
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteHi Brandy. Thanks for the offer but to be perfectly honest I've been nipping off a bottle of red wine over by the fireplace. I hid it last night behind Nancy Pelosi's book. As luck would have it, no one was interested in reading it and my wine remained. ;)
Squatch, I am not sure exactly what the Republican party stands for anymore, but I see many Democrats in my state that are a lot more thrifty than Republicans. Zell Miller was a Democrat from my state, and he walked away from a senate seat because he could not abide with pork politics of DC.
ReplyDeleteWell, its time this Alien went to the dark side of the moon.
ReplyDeleteWo ho wo! I just had a nap at the desk.
ReplyDelete's late here and I seem to desperately need my zzz's.
- - -
Gals, guys 'n 'menschen'.
See y'all down the road.
I love {y’all) Really!
Phillies up 2-0 top 6.
ReplyDeleteArrr, matey! Shiver me timbers!
ReplyDeleteA pirate party, with a barrel of rum!
And wenches!
Later Callahan.
ReplyDelete'Nite, gang. Tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteDEZ, there is no dark side of the Moon.
ReplyDelete(As a matter of fact, it's all dark)
Callahan23 said... Gals, guys 'n 'menschen'.
ReplyDeleteSee y'all down the road.
I love {y’all) Really!
Later Cal. Rest Well. :)
Goodnight, DEZ, Buzzsaw! Weet dreams!
ReplyDeleteHaar mates! Stand and deliver! All for one, and one for all! Drinks are on the house! (I hope!)
ReplyDeleteCal, DEZ nice to see you both, as usual. 'Weet dreams!
ReplyDeleteKosh's Shadow said...
ReplyDelete"DEZ, there is no dark side of the Moon.
(As a matter of fact, it's all dark)"
"RACIST"
:)
Night all.
Squatch, I am not sure exactly what the Republican party stands for anymore
ReplyDeleteIt seems to depend on what state you're from.
Tom Coburn and Olympia Snowe are in the same party.
Huh??
Later Buzz & DEZ!
ReplyDeleteThat's the dockside of the Moon.
ReplyDeleteSittin' on the dock of the Moon
Hopin' the space program gets here soon
Sittin' on the dock of the Moon
Wastin' time...
Goodnight Callahan! See you tomorrow! Bring your friend if you would. :-)
ReplyDeleteET, you gave me an idea on how to hide my jewelry. Is Pelosi's book on the bargain table yet?
ReplyDeleteNite Cal, DEZ, and Buzz.
ReplyDeleteGees, did they pay their bar bill ?
/
Haar mates! Stand and deliver! All for one, and one for all! Drinks are on the house! (I hope!)
ReplyDeleteAlways did enjoy your pirate talk, LF. :-)
Scotch for me, Brandy!
They told me to put their drinks on your tab, Squatch! LOL
ReplyDeleteSittin' on the dock of the Moon
ReplyDeleteHopin' the space program gets here soon
Sittin' on the dock of the Moon
Wastin' time...
~Otis Redding moon at night sailors delight
When is talk like a pirate day anyway? I think I missed it this year....
ReplyDeleteThey told me to put their drinks on your tab, Squatch! LOL
ReplyDeleteI'd cover 'em anytime.
Thanks Buzz. :-)
ReplyDeleteDock of the Bay
You missed it.
ReplyDeleteInternational Talk Like a Pirate day is the 19th of September.
Arrgh...
Sept 19, I think, loflyer. :(
ReplyDeleteI think we remembered you here on that day, in fact. :-)
Hi Wendy!
ReplyDeleteHere's a round of drinks on the house! To the Pirate Party! Arrrr...
ReplyDeleteLast round coming up. Brandy can I have the bottle please. And some ice. I will take it upstairs. :))
ReplyDeleteLast round coming up. Brandy can I have the bottle please. And some ice. I will take it upstairs. :))
ReplyDeleteShare with me? ;-)
Hi Wendy its great to see you. Name your poison.
ReplyDeleteHere you go Pink! I'd love to join you for a bit, just can't stay to long.
ReplyDeleteHere you go Pink! I'd love to join you for a bit, just can't stay to long.
ReplyDeletecool!
Bring your drinks on upstairs-------------------->
ReplyDeleteI'm sticking around to have one with you all.
Sept. 19th, I think that was the start of my downfall at the unmentionable 1.0. I have really tried to keep the pirate jargon down to a minimum, I know Realwest and several others couldn't stand it. But a really great Arrgh! can really stiffen your spine and your attitude, and it doesn't offend most folks....
ReplyDeleteLoFlyer, it wasn't too long ago - maybe five or six weeks? I think it was in September.
ReplyDeleteMoving on up...
ReplyDelete