Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Liberty Pub - Halloween Edition - THE RETURN OF SQUATCH



This coming Saturday is Halloween! C2 is celebrating all this week, by introducing liberty pub posts with a fun, scary Halloween classic!

Yep - you've already guessed it by the screen shot, so we'll go right to the late Michael Jackon's music video, Thriller!

166 comments:

  1. WELCOME to Liberty Pub, C²ers!

    What's this I hear!? Is my sweet Squatch in the house?

    ( I sure hope he is! I wore his favorite red dress, just in case.)

    First round, on the house!

    World Series on the big screen for your pleasure. :-)

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  2. EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!

    /runs back down the stairs.

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  3. Oh, how I've missed my Brandy !

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  4. Hy Brandy - my usual Irish on Erik pwease?

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  5. SQUATCH!!!

    /smothers Squatch with kisses

    /Where ya been, you big lug!?

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  6. I'll have a beer thanks Brandy.

    Finished wiring up the sound system. It's ready to go and rockin'.

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  7. Bar Wench Brandy said...

    Ahh, abusted hard drive.
    But I have pills now !
    /

    Missed ya more'n you know.
    Could I bother you for a Kostritzer ?

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  8. Hi Callahan! Nice to see you! Here's your Old Irish :-)

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  9. Okay, I am back. Sorry about that folks. Geepers costume startled me a bit.

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  10. Brandy,

    Your dress is a no show. Still on the back of the changing room door?

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  11. LMAO at the Pub heading.
    Good stuff CC.

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  12. PaladinPhil,

    I'm pleased. And it's even better under the blacklights.

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  13. Bar Wench Brandy said...

    Ahhh, just what the Dr ordered...

    *Jackson on the table for the bestest Bar Wench evah*

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  14. Sorry everyone, I had to go find my dress!!

    Here it is. ;-) Doesn't it fit well?

    *pant pant* Hang on folks, I'm getting there!

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  15. robomonkey - Not very subtle that message by Schwarzenegger but it gets the message across.

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  16. Time for
    a spooky little girl like you


    Aw, thanks Kosh, you're a sweetheart! :-)

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  17. Robomonkey, welcome to C2! Can I get you something to drink?

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  18. Brandy - Oh, wow I am ... really at a loss ... for ... words.

    Kawwump!

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  19. Nice song, Squatch, one of my favorites :-)

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  20. Sorry everyone, I had to go find my dress!!

    Ahh, there it is.
    Very Nice.

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  21. Kawwump!

    Perfect for a slow hump day, wouldn't you say, Cal? ;-)

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  22. Brandy,

    Sorry everyone, I had to go find my dress!!

    Well you certainly found the right one.

    *pant pant*

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  23. Sorry I am late. 2P had me looking at computer p0rn.

    Brandy my usual please and get one for Cal too.

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  24. Very Nice.

    The dress is also nice. :-)

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  25. Robomonkey, welcome to C2! Can I get you something to drink?

    I'm JamesTKirk, only I can't get C2 to let me post from home under that name. I can barely get it to accept this one some of the time.

    And sometimes subtlety is just wasted.

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  26. Sorry I am late. 2P had me looking at computer p0rn.

    That Computer geek rock star commercial is hilarious.

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  27. Even a man who is pure of heart
    And says his prayers by night
    May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms
    And the moon is full and bright

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  28. Pfffft, Erik! What possible attraction could computer Pr0n have for you when I'm here!?

    Here you go, darlin, a double.

    Cal, for you, on Erik. :-)

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  29. And sometimes subtlety is just wasted.

    I know just what you mean, JamesTKirk!

    Whatever nic you come in under, we're happy to see you :-)

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  30. Welcome JamesRoboTmonkeyKirk,

    Good to see ya.

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  31. Bar Wench Brandy said...

    Pfffft, Erik! What possible attraction could computer Pr0n have for you when I'm here!?


    Thanks Brandy. It was only a fleeting fancy. :))

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  32. WRITER MOM!

    Welcome! May I get you something to drink?

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  33. No, BWB, I'm back on the whiskey wagon.

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  34. Who is scoring?

    Sage, out back with the Beast.

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  35. Brandy,
    Cal, for you, on Erik. :-)
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    A nice 'n cold lager if you will!

    My delay is due to the cats hairballing. Yech!

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  36. Bar Wench Brandy :)

    I just need some hot tea with lemon...I have a nasty cold.

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  37. I thought that said Arak. Yuck. I can't stand that stuff.

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  38. Who is scoring?

    If I was, I wouldn't be here.

    "Robomonkey" is the name I'll be using when the new CC site goes online. As part of the "leave the past behind, look to the future" philosophy, I created a new handle rather than keep the one I've used elsewhere.

    A great idea in theory, but for the hoops I have to jump through to comment to the current incarnation of CC. When I'm at work, JamesTKirk works fine but this one is unreliable. At home, this one is still unreliable, but JamesTKirk doesn't work at all.

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  39. WriterMom - May you be well soon!

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  40. robomonkey, will you still leave your original perverted sense of humour intact? Or are you re-branding entirely?

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  41. Whew!

    What a day!

    A Dead Guy Ale if you please Bar Wench!

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  42. Here's your hot tea with lemon, WriterMom ....I hope you feel better soon! :-)

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  43. Thanks Callahan-and by the way, thanks for what you wrote about wearing an Israeli flag. That's pretty damned ballsy.

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  44. MJ?
    *Runs away screaming obsenities*

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  45. Brandy-you're a doll. I feel bettah already!!

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  46. I just need some hot tea with lemon...I have a nasty cold.

    Sorry to hear that WM.
    Hope you get to feeling better soon.

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  47. robomonkey, will you still leave your original perverted sense of humour intact? Or are you re-branding entirely?

    I'll drop the tired green chick jokes, but other than that I should remain as lowbrow as ever.

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  48. I really liked the poster "MJ" from the other place. There are other people I miss like St. Pancake.

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  49. robomonkey-fantastic. If you cleaned up your act, well-it would just be over between us. LOL.

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  50. WriterMom, Arak has been requested by Buzzsaw in the past, I was trying to anticipate his needs (that is, after all, my specialty.)

    JCM: hereDead Guy Ale, ice cold!

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  51. WriterMom - the looks are worth it.
    Make it an *evil grin*. ;-)

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  52. Squatch-thanks.

    See what happens when I get invited to a blog-I don't shut up...

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  53. DEZ said...

    MJ?
    *Runs away screaming obsenities*


    Hey DEZ come back, I will buy you a drink. We missed you last night. What's up?

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  54. Brandy-you're a doll. I feel bettah already!!

    Wonderful! We're glad you joined us!

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  55. And, after all, by this time of day I usually feel like I've been stretched on arak. Or between one and a hard place.

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  56. DEZ! Welcome!! What can I get you?

    /How do you like the dress? ;-)

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  57. WriterMom: robomonkey-fantastic. If you cleaned up your act, well-it would just be over between us. LOL.

    Of course, I'll have to replace "in bed" with "upside-down in a tree"...

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  58. Michal Jackson is still dead.
    Film at 11:00!

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  59. WM--Arak is good stuff, when you're in the mood. A nice glass of arak, a pitcher of water, and a sidewalk cafe, and you can kill an entire afternoon with no trouble.

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  60. LOL.

    Those green chicks are history though-so life is good.

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  61. Bar Wench Brandy said...

    DEZ! Welcome!! What can I get you?

    /How do you like the dress? ;-)


    A beer will be fine.
    Um.... what dress?
    GRRRRR!

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  62. buzz, my husband schlepped a bottle home from Israel for a friend. I was more into the Goldstar beer and munching on olives.

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  63. callahan-wish I would have known. I brought some IDF and "I Love Israel" t-shirts home for some blogger/right wing friends.

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  64. There's a smell in here .....do you guys smell that? Slightly musky, like a wild animal ....sniff .....sniff .....it's kind of sexy, don't ya'll think? What is that smell!?

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  65. Evening DEZ.
    How've you been,bud ?

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  66. Bar Wench Brandy what on EARTH are you refering to?

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  67. I smell it too Brandy, kinda like a wet dog with gas.

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  68. You're smelling the monkey, baby.

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  69. So Erik, did any of those offerings meet your needs? I have heard that when Lenovo branched off from IBM they kept the great customer service. I wouldn't know because I haven't really had a problem with my old thinkpad, besides a cpu fan and small hard drive.

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  70. Squatch, we have missed you!

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  71. I mean, just because everyone is drinking and talking about short dresses and perverted jokes in a bar-what could that mean?

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  72. Hey, DEZ. How's it goin'?

    Hope to get that thing shipped to you this week.

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  73. Bar Wench Brandy said...

    There's a smell in here .....do you guys smell that? Slightly musky, like a wild animal ....sniff .....sniff .....it's kind of sexy, don't ya'll think? What is that smell!?


    Sas you lucky, furry guy. Can you give us some tips?

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  74. DEZ,
    A beer will be fine.
    Um.... what dress?

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    The dress that already knocked me off of my feet.
    Brandy is hot!

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  75. There's a smell in here .....do you guys smell that? Slightly musky, like a wild animal ....sniff .....sniff .....it's kind of sexy, don't ya'll think? What is that smell!?

    I stepped on an opossum on the way over.

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  76. buzzsawmonkey said...

    Hey, DEZ. How's it goin'?

    Hope to get that thing shipped to you this week.


    Anytime you are ready Buzz.

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  77. Truck Monkey lol...which finger?

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  78. I stepped on an opossum on the way over.
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    Angry letter from PETA in 3,2,1...

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  79. Wow, Brandy. Seriously perky tatas, girl.

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  80. Evening, pubsters. Brandy, I'll have whatever you've got imported on tap, please.

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  81. Truck Monkey
    buzzsawmonkey

    Of course, when I chose this handle, I forgot how many other simians were swinging around in this jungle.

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  82. Opossum slippers, now thats something you dont see everyday.

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  83. Brandy, like a wet dog?

    I smell it too Brandy, kinda like a wet dog with gas.

    yes yes ......yes ......

    DEZ said...
    Squatch, we have missed you!


    YES! THAT'S IT!

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  84. experiencedtraveller said...
    I stepped on an opossum on the way over.


    How does that affect our hopes for possum in terris?

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  85. Back atcha, DEZ.

    ETR, Must be the Axe body spray I swiped off of Cal.

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  86. WriterMom,
    callahan-wish I would have known. I brought some IDF and "I Love Israel" t-shirts home for some blogger/right wing friends.
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    No problems. I have a t-shirt that says: "1976 - Spirit of Entebbe".
    Not many do understand but some of those who do, have mighty headaches thereafter. ;-)

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  87. PaladinPhil said...

    So Erik, did any of those offerings meet your needs?


    I will do a full comparisons tomorrow, thanks. I am leaning towards a HP or Acer ATM. Staples are having a GREAT sale until Sunday. I will make a decision by Saturday. I also need a laser 4in1. Trying to keep the total below $1000.00. Should not be to hard.

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  88. Wow, Brandy. Seriously perky tatas, girl.

    They probably don't move around that much in that dress. Everything stays right where is was.

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  89. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Prove to the possum it could be done!

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  90. Angry letter from PETA in 3,2,1...

    I get one of those letters every time I invite the ladies to come spank the monkey.

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  91. Squatch said: I stepped on an opossum on the way over.

    Umm ....Squatch, was that with your rather *ahum* .....large feet? CC whispered something to me earlier about them ......umm ...ahhh ....umm .....TWENTY FOUR INCHES?

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  92. I know a girl with a bald monkey!

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  93. callahan, that's a good one. But the best is:

    "Six Days, Bitch"

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  94. DEZ said....
    I know a girl with a bald monkey!

    I don't know where this is going yet.... go on.

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  95. Bar Wench Brandy said...

    Squatch said: I stepped on an opossum on the way over.

    Umm ....Squatch, was that with your rather *ahum* .....large feet? CC whispered something to me earlier about them ......umm ...ahhh ....umm .....TWENTY FOUR INCHES?


    Put some chewing gum on the end off that thing!

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  96. DEZ, I once saw a lesbanese at the gym with a bald one, and a tatoo there. I mean GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  97. I haven't possum-in-terris'd in years.

    I heard it was outlawed by some UN Committee...

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  98. WriterMom,
    "Six Days, Bitch"
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    LMAO

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  99. WriterMom...
    I once saw a lesbanese at the gym with a bald one, and a tatoo there.

    Yeah... What is it about the Lebanese?

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  100. A tattooed monkey....
    Dont leave us hanging.

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  101. OK. Child is demanding OCCUPAYSHUN of computer.

    Have fun. Bye.

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  102. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Prove to the possum it could be done!


    LOL. Sucker born every minute.

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  103. I always like to leave on a high note. I'll give more details tomorrow. G'night.

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  104. I put on my scary costume again, and all I see is dis flag.
    Whats a ghoul to do?

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  105. Umm ....Squatch, was that with your rather *ahum* .....large feet? CC whispered something to me earlier about them ......umm ...ahhh ....umm .....TWENTY FOUR INCHES?

    That's cousin Ernie.
    He has small feet.

    :P

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  106. ...I once saw a lesbanese at the gym

    Lesbian Lebanese?

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  107. A little American history:

    Fifty Years From Now
    
--Harry McClintock (author of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain"), 1931

    

Now over there in Europe, they're having lots of fun

    Their taxes and their big war debts have got them on the run

    We have to lend them money to keep them on their feet
    While a million good Americans are sleeping in the street



    Our international bankers are busy night and day

    They're figuring lots of ways and means to give our dough away
    
Our workingmen are unemployed, they're raising quite a row
    
Prosperity's around the corner, fifty years from now



    Oh, fifty years from now, fifty years from now
    
Just tell the grocery man you'll pay him fifty years from now
    
When the landlord and the taxman come with both hands full of bills

    Just point 'em towards the West, and say, "There's gold in them thar hills!"



    Fifty years from now, fifty years from now

    We'll find a way to pay your bills, fifty years from now

    Oh, the situation's funny, we've lent Europe all our money
    And they won't be able to pay it back 'til fifty years from now.



    Our domestic situation is certainly hard to beat

    We have to go 'round hungry 'cause we've raised too much to eat

    We cannot ride our railroads, 'cause we haven't got the fare
    
We've piled up stacks of clothing 'til we have nothing to wear



    They'll throw you in the hoosegow if you steal a loaf of bread

    But the gangsters fill our cities full of powder, smoke and lead

    We'd like to find the answer, but it seems we don't know how
    
It probably will come out all right in fifty years from now



    Fifty years from now, fifty years from now
    
Oh, everything will be lovely, in fifty years from now
    
In the meantime all you have to do is stand around and grin

    And do your starving gracefully or the cops'll run you in

    It's really quite the style to take it with a smile
    
It's supposed to help a hungry man somehow

    Though it's hard on some beginners to do without their dinners
    
Just think of their nice trim waistlines, fifty years from now

    Oh, fifty years from now, fifty years from now

    We won't remember a thing about it, fifty years from now
We'll be out in the marble orchard where the tombstones are in bloom
    
Underneath the green grass, there's always plenty of room

    Yes, fifty years from now, fifty years from now
    
We'll be down where they can't reach us with a plow
    
And among the saints and sinners, and the losers and the winners

    It won't matter a heck of a lot, fifty years from now

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  108. He has small feet.

    I may need some boxes lifted out back later.

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  109. WriterMom - G'night 'n wEEt dreams.

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  110. PETA to Wildlife Safari: 'Stop washing cars with elephants'

    The Wildlife Safari received attention on a global scale after media brought to light the success the drive through park experienced from their elephant car wash, even being featured on the news in India.

    But, it has People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) claiming these practices shouldn't be tolerated.

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  111. BUZZ, Have you watched the movie Valkyrie?

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  112. What? Elephants are just doing the jobs Indians wont!

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  113. buzzsawmonkey said...

    A little American history:


    You are,indeed,The Encyclopedia Buzzanica.

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  114. Stewart Brand, editor of the Whole Earth Catalogue pisses off the watermelons!

    Of Climate Change and Nuclear Power

    While acknowledging that nuclear power is not without its own environmental risks, Mr. Brand said his bigger concern is the damage caused by coal-burning power plants. To mitigate this damage, he argues we must cut our fossil fuel use to a fraction of today’s levels over the next 25 years.

    Renewables, energy efficiency and conservation will play their parts in our future clean-energy portfolio, Mr. Brand said, but given the 25-year time frame, technologies like wind, solar and biofuels cannot supply enough reliable, consistent electric power to take enough fossil fuel plants offline.

    “The vileness of nuclear weapons easily smears over to nuclear energy, and there you have it,” Mr. Brand wrote in an e-mail message. “Emotion replaces thought and practicality.”

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  115. DEZ: That's the one with Tom Cruise as von Stauffenberg, right?

    No, I didn't--the ad campaign really put me off, because it touted the anti-Hitler plotters as "men who could see evil and tried to do something about it."

    That's a damnable lie. Von Stauffenberg and his co-conspirators were fine with Hitler--though they resented him as a low-class upstart--as long as Germany was winning. They didn't give a rat's ass about the genocide or the slave labor or any of that; they only turned on him when the tide of the war turned, and they wanted to off him to get a better negotiated peace.

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  116. I may need some boxes lifted out back later.

    Heh.
    At your service.

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  117. How bout some music? Here's quarters for the jukebox. Thanks! :-

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  118. That was my take on it as well BUZZ!
    I just like the way you say things better than I.
    I watched it and was like WTF?

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  119. Thanks, Brandy!

    PBS has an interesting show on right now called "The Botany of Desire." It's basically about how certain plants satisfy different needs for us. The tulip segment just ended and now they're talking about marijuana.

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  120. I watched it and was like WTF?

    Good to know.

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  121. Sorry if that was too vehement, DEZ--it's just that I see a certain amount of rehabilitation of the Nazis, from Pat Buchanan's crap onwards, and it gets me sore sometimes.

    If there's a good reason to see the film--cinematography, performances, etc.--I'd be happy to hear it. I may be dogmatic, but I'm malleable.

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  122. buzzsawmonkey,
    Fifty Years From Now
    
--Harry McClintock (author of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain"), 1931

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    And how Reagan changed the country and how the world spun!

    BTW, Squatch I am wearing the shirt, thanks!

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  123. No Buzz, you knew the history, the movie was revisionist crap.

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  124. DEZ--there's also the small matter of Tom Cruise being a pipsqueak loon who doesn't need my money in his pocket.

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  125. DEZ--there's also the small matter of Tom Cruise being a pipsqueak loon who doesn't need my money in his pocket.

    That there is the only reason I need not to see it.

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  126. OK, back from feeding the dogs and moving the computer to the living room.
    Mythbusters in HD.

    Water in a grease fire making a huge fire!
    Cheese cannonballs!
    C4 in a microwave!

    Fires, cannons, and explosions in HD tonight!

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  127. Sure is good to have you back, Squatch!! :-)

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  128. BTW, Squatch I am wearing the shirt, thanks!

    No prob, hope it fits OK ?

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  129. I want to do something about the Wabash Cheese Cannonball now, and I've got nothin'.

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  130. Buzz, I saw the movie, sadly bought it, hoping for something in league with Shindlers list.
    I was sadly led astray by a friend that raved about the film.

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  131. We're heading upstairs gang--------------------->

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  132. Buzz & Bar Wench Brandy,
    That there is the only reason I need not to see it.
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    There is one actor I really actively am not gonna watch: Sean Penn.
    Vomit machine to my thinking.

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  133. DEZ--well, you know, it had explosions, and I bet lots o' purty uniforms.

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  134. Callahan: He should be Sean but not heard.

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  135. Sure is good to have you back, Squatch!! :-)

    Thx for that, BW.
    Damn good to be back.

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  136. Where were you, Squatch? I'm always behind the curve.

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  137. I think Squatch was just having computer problems, buzz - or, he was in prison. ; )

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  138. New thread upstairs (though there's probably no one left in here, but just in case)...

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