And after making a joke about Todd Palin "sitting on his ass". And making a joke about Cheney. And of course, joking about how Obama is an unusual politician, because he goes on business trips "with his wife". That Obama...the only thing funny about him is that he's just so darn good, you see.
Big Fur Hat at I Own The World already has a cartoon up about it.
And just because I did that to you, here's a palate cleanser from the very funny Craig Ferguson, who follows Letterman - well worth watching. China, communism jokes - great stuff here:
The inimitable Treach offers a Top Ten List (for grown ups):
ReplyDeleteTop Ten Reasons to Accept That Job Offer from David Letterman
10. Get to find out "Worldwide Pants" refers to his breathing
9. Whenever he has trouble performing, he can always count on Paul
8. Stupid Prostate Tricks
7. Pillow talk includes fond remembrances of working with Calvert DeForest
6. "Can Jay do this? Huh? Can Jay do this?"
5. Share in heartwarming late-life transition from "My girlfriend doesn't understand me" to "My wife doesn't understand me"
4. Will It Rise?
3. Tries to be nice about it when he passes you off to Biff Henderson
2. "Whoops, looks like Cheney isn't the only one who shoots people in the face"
1. After the sex, he lets you keep the Palin wig
FIRST. : )
ReplyDeleteSecond, LOL. Here I was watching Conan instead of Letterman and wasn't catching the same jokes as you guys were. OMG I only had two drinks instead of my usual three.
ReplyDeleteLOL - you can tell them apart, right?!
ReplyDeleteTreacher...he is so damned funny. I know him a tiny bit from HotAir. I would love him to drop by here.
Letterman's a real piece of work,isn't he?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't believe he sneered that joke about Mark Sanford in tonight's monologue. Liberals just never have any sense of how that sort of thing looks. The criticism of others just never stops, but shame for the left? No such thing, it seems.
ReplyDeleteUnless they're ashamed of their country.
I remember when McCain was on Letterman during the election.
ReplyDeleteIt was interesting watching an old, washed-up geezer . . . interview John McCain.
;)
Hah, Pi Guy. Not bad!
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally (or predictably, I guess), he made a joke tonight about Palin's book having a story about having to cut up John McCain's meat for him.
Pi Guy said..
ReplyDeleteIt was interesting watching an old, washed-up geezer . . . interview John McCain.
LOL
I saw that too back when I could get CBS in my computer room. We have cable in the rest of the house but in here I just have that danged digital converter and the rabbit ears. It's the pits, worse than anything we had back in the fifties. Even now I have to keep moving my chair back and forth to keep NBC from fading out. I kid you not.
Hi all, waiting for the fruit cup gal?
ReplyDeleteThis Craig Ferguson guy who follows Letterman is making fun of China and this anniversary thing! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteTalking about the "largest fireworks display in history, according to the Chinese government - you know it's true, because "if you can't trust an oppressive totalitarian dictatorship, who CAN you trust?"
What a palate cleanser!
YES. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG LADY??!
ReplyDeleteHi Pink. I don't think I'm going to make it until fruitcup. Tired here.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Fox is airing live the US Olympic Delegation make its case for Chicago (if you absolutely must see 0bama and the little woman).
ReplyDeletePBJ said...
ReplyDeleteHi Pink. I don't think I'm going to make it until fruitcup. Tired here.
Same here, Pink . . . and I have to go back to work tomorrow!
YES. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG LADY??!
ReplyDeleteLOL! DIdja miss me, CC? Housework! I was doing laundry! Dishes! Mopping floors!
/just kidding about the floors, but I was spiffying things up.
It's storming its ass off out there, I love it ...bad lightening storm, hard rain
PBJ and Pi Guy ...go to bed! Sweet dreams to the both of you :-)
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteLOL! DIdja miss me, CC? Housework! I was doing laundry! Dishes! Mopping floors!
Who are you? Rindercella?
Just last week, Letterman told Obama, "I can't tell you how satisfying it is to watch you work." Turns out that's his standard line around the office.
ReplyDeleteIt would truly be sweet to have the Olympic Committee hand 0bama his ass over the Chicago pick.
ReplyDelete/FAIL
Thanks, Pink. Finally got those rabbit ears adjusted just in time for bed. LOL
ReplyDeleteGoodnight everybody. Love ya.
OMG Jim Treacher! WELCOME!
ReplyDeleteCool, Pi Guy, I think I remember this :-)
ReplyDeleteJim Treacher said...
ReplyDeleteJust last week, Letterman told Obama, "I can't tell you how satisfying it is to watch you work." Turns out that's his standard line around the office.
Mr. Treacher! It's truly an honor having you here!
Jim Treacher said...
ReplyDeleteJust last week, Letterman told Obama, "I can't tell you how satisfying it is to watch you work." Turns out that's his standard line around the office.
October 2, 2009 12:58 AM
TREACH!!! So great to see you here!! (Now if we could snag a visit from Madison Conservative and Mommy Pundit, I could die happy.)
Treacher, how are you this evening?
ReplyDeleteBetcha Letterman wishes he could use your Top Ten. LOL! Funny stuff!
It would truly be sweet to have the Olympic Committee hand 0bama his ass over the Chicago pick.
ReplyDeleteWhat? After all that "sacrifice" by Michelle Obama and Oprah? You wouldn't want that to go to waste, would you, Pink?
In a heartbeat, CC.
ReplyDeleteTreach is on a roll today. : )
ReplyDeleteThe titillating headline of the day:
ReplyDeleteGas mask bra traps Ig Nobel prize
Designers of a bra that turns into gas masks and a team who found that named cows produce more milk were among the winners of the 2009 Ig Nobel prizes.
Shouldn't littleoldlady be showing up pretty soon?
ReplyDeleteDoes it come in a DD? None of the cute ones ever do. ; )
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteLooks like Fox is airing live the US Olympic Delegation make its case for Chicago (if you absolutely must see 0bama and the little woman).
If you don't feel the need to see them, but you want to keep up, here's Reuters' 2016 Olympic decision live blog.
She's probably arming herself with fruit-cup news links. She comes busting out of the gate every morning, loaded for bear.
ReplyDeleteDoes it come in a DD?
ReplyDeleteThe Durante Model?
Pi Guy, I'm going to use every ounce of willpower I posses to prevent my finger clicking on your link. :-)
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Rio de Janeiro and Chicago are the 2 really battling it out.
ReplyDeleteGo, Rio de Janeiro!
Geez, will neither of you think of the sacrifice? THE TREMENDOUS SACRIFICE?
ReplyDeleteSheesh!
; )
Go, Rio de Janeiro!
ReplyDeleteAh, there's our politically incorrect sailor boys!
Geez, will neither of you think of the sacrifice? THE TREMENDOUS SACRIFICE?
ReplyDelete...for the children, doncha know
/her shtick is old already
/I miss Laura
Pink Freud said...
ReplyDelete/I miss Laura
Miss Me Yet?
Here in Vegas, the bookmakers say the smart money is on Rio.
ReplyDeleteApparently, we won't know for another 8 hours.
ReplyDeleteObama gets every damned thing he wants. Gah.
ReplyDelete0bama needs to see some real life consequences of his arrogance and hubris; a public humiliation in a big way would do him some good. His wife, too.
ReplyDeleteWell, Rio DOES have a catchy slogan: "YES WE CAN!"
ReplyDeleteI hear that one can fool anybody, Lol ;-)
ReplyDeleteEvidently, it can fool enough people to put Rio over the top. ;-)
ReplyDelete'Morning, ALL!
littleoldlady said...
ReplyDeleteWell, Rio DOES have a catchy slogan: "YES WE CAN!"
That was a nice touch!
Pi Guy! :-)
ReplyDelete"In your face". If it was another American president I might be insulted, but this one deserves it.
littleoldlady said...
ReplyDelete'Morning, ALL!
Good morning!
I'm going to have to say goodnight, ladies!
OHHHHH! Music Man! :-) Thank you and goodnight, Pi Guy!
ReplyDeleteGoodnight, Pi Guy! Goodmorning, littleoldlady!
ReplyDeleteHowdy, Pink! :-)
ReplyDeleteFRUITCUP! ↑
ReplyDeleteLast call for comments on this one! Closing it down.
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