Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Liberty Pub - OPEN #2


Keep going, guys...and be sure to tip your lovely waitress!

186 comments:

  1. Darn, should have gone for first. LOL

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  2. A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk. "Give me a beer and I'll show you." The bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, "Fido, what is that above our heads?" The dog says, "Roof!" The irritated bartender says, "That's not talking, he sounds like any other dog." The man says, "OK, how about this - Fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?" The dog says, "Ruth!" The bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar. Fido says to the man, "Ya think I shouldda said DiMaggio?"

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  3. What do you call someone who doesn't believe that Richard Dawkins was intelligently designed?

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  4. I'm exhausted! I feel like I've been in a 4 month long Jerry Springer episode.

    I need a drink! And no wimpy little Arnold Palmer, I need something strong!

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  5. Does Ari know?


    Sage is really going to be upset over that one.

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  6. Here you are Squatch! Enjoy.

    Quick service !
    Still no tip pitcher....

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  7. JCM said...

    Does Ari know?

    Yeesh. That's a hummerdinger.

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  8. Sas...Helen makes a beautiful bride, No?

    And she's not blushing...Ari, you dirty devil you.

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  9. JCM,

    Oye, I just gave him some Mezcal! LOL

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  10. Sas...Helen makes a beautiful bride, No?

    Like Pink said, she didn't look nearly as rough there.

    "Ooo, I'll bet you were somethin' before electricity"

    /Caddyshack

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  11. Where's my Sexy Sage!? Darlin', they told me I could find you here ...yoohooo, Saaage!

    Mama's here, honey!

    Not that I'm not an old-fashioned girl or anything, but since I don't have a lot of time to waste on chit chat (or much of anything else, either) I've taken care of a few things. I hope you don't mind.

    I've made dinner reservations for us, sweety, at my favorite restaurant in the DC area. I know you'll be impressed!

    Afterward, we can take a nice stroll in the evening air on our way to the Hay Adams. I've picked out the sweetest little room for us!

    Ain't life grand!

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  12. OMG ROFLMAO! Sage, you're in for it now!

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  13. I think I will deal with the rest of my files this weekend. BW, a double rum and ginger please. I need something to knock me on my ass.

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  14. Darn, forgot about this one.

    RB used this pic a while ago on one of the threads.

    Eery..

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  15. Um, Phil .....? I think we may have just the thing for you! Hahahahaha!

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  16. Welcome, Helen T! Any friend of Sage's is more than welcome here. I'm sure he'll want to get you a drink. What will you be having tonight?

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  17. Ah, I got the perfect song for Sage now. :D)))

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  18. Hey DS!

    While your at the Hay Adam, do me a favor, wave your private parts in the general direction of the White House!

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  19. Helen T.

    You owe me a new monitor!

    /Got your Halloween costume yet? Uh, never mind.

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  20. My dates for tomorrow night.

    It won't load.
    I've tried refreshing it twice.

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  21. Helen T. ROTFLMFAO.

    Sage get ready buddy. Your wildest dream(nightmare) is about to come true. :)))

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  22. Rye whiskey, girlie! Is it a little hot in here, or is it just me?

    Look at all of these handsome young boys in here!

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  23. *SHRRRRIIIIEEEEKKKKK*

    /runs for the exit

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  24. Coming right up, Helen. Several cuties in here for sure.

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  25. PaladinPhil said...

    *SHRRRRIIIIEEEEKKKKK*


    Must have been a Canadian, those people never have had the stomach for a REAL woman.

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  26. *mutters to self* Okay so it's not a troll, that would require fire. Lich? Maybe, now where can I get a young priest, an old priest.....

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  27. PaladinPhil said...

    *SHRRRRIIIIEEEEKKKKK*

    /runs for the exit


    Run Brother, RUN.

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  28. Helen T: It's not my stomach I am worried about. :p

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  29. Phil,

    Was the one with the beard Helen?

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  30. Why thank you Sasquatch, I believe I will.

    Wasn't that purple dress just the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Looks like something Michelle would wear, spiders clustered on the front like that ...

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  31. Time to kick my son off the other computer before his sister kills him.

    BBIAW

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  32. I am so sorry, everyone.

    I forgot to install the new sign on the front door.

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  33. Was the one with the beard Helen?

    I BEG YOUR PARDON!

    /sniff!

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  34. Sage!? Where are you, hon! Come over here and sit by me, honey ....

    /pats bar stool invitingly

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  35. Here you are, Miss Helen.

    Would you like to hear a special song or anything?

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  36. Sas, try here.

    Page not found. I'll retry your first link.
    weird.

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  37. Now place nice, Phil or I'm going to have to .....

    ...well, I'm a delicate flower of a lady so I won't say, but please mind your manners!

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  38. What does a thirsty dog need to do to get a beer around here?

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  39. Coming right up, Desert Dog. Did you get a chance to meet Sage's friend Helen?

    "Helen, this is Desert Dog, he's a real cutie pie."

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  40. Would you like to hear a special song or anything?

    Hmm...sure, girlie, you can find that song by that pretty lady Beyond somethingortheother ....I think it's called Crazy in Love. Could you do that for me?

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  41. Desert Dog said...

    What does a thirsty dog need to do to get a beer around here?


    Take Helen T home and I will buy you drinks for a year.

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  42. Okay, some more rock music.

    /I will try to play nice.

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  43. Desert Dog said...

    What does a thirsty dog need to do to get a beer around here?


    Take Helen T home and I will buy you drinks for a year.

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  44. Desert Dog, nice you meet you.

    Oh my, you must be related to my Sage. How handsome you are!

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  45. The blog has had too many drinks. How the hell did that happen?

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  46. Take Helen T home and I will buy you drinks for a year.

    Do NOT besmirch my honor, young Erik!

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  47. Helen T. said...Do NOT besmirch my honor, young Erik!

    Retreats to my corner, with a bottle.

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  48. Mrs Desert Dog might get upset. "Might" meaning they would never find my body

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  49. And all this time I was over at American Thinker ...

    Hello Miss Helen!

    (I can't believe Bare is missing this ...ROFL!!)

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  50. Thank you, Bar Wench! You are the BEST!

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  51. Thank you girlie! Fill 'er up, please!

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  52. Did Sage take off? Probably went home to freshen up.....

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  53. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Well, you know Helen,

    Phil was talking about you this morning


    Man this pub is on fire tonight. LMFAO.

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  54. I'll just leave the bottle here for you Helen.

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  55. ROFL Squatch!! Hahaha!! Ya'll are terrible!

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  56. squatch: ROFLMAO!!!!ELEVENTY!!111!!

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  57. Fill 'er up, please!

    GAAAAAAA!!

    *dives thru front window glass like The Cowardly Lion*

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  58. blood on sleeve do bad things,,,, goood

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  59. Quick, Bar Wench, administer a drink to Blood, he is turning into a werewolf!

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  60. Oh my my.... Well since Sage isn't here, I may have to buy you a drink, Mr. Blood. Heavens, aren't you just a hunk of good looking man!

    Barkeep! A drink for Mr. Blood, please!

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  61. So, if all the CEO's had to take pay cuts,
    how much did Obama cut his?

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  62. Nice to see you Blood. I'll get you a cold beer in just a second.

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  63. blood on sleeve do bad things,,,, goood

    I could tell the minute you walked in, sweet thing ...

    ;-)

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  64. How much did the Union boss of the AFL/CIO cut his?
    How much did the SEIU cut his?

    How much did the Teamster boss cut his?

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  65. Bar Wench, a bar towel when you get a second. I think I just started bleeding out of my eyes. :)

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  66. Helen,

    the twins I came in with not that classy

    known for ambush's in the face paint room

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  67. Blood on his sleeve said...

    ohhh, I know....call on me....call on me.....!!

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  68. PaladinPhil said...

    Bar Wench, a bar towel when you get a second. I think I just started bleeding out of my eyes. :)


    I need a mop and a clean pair of shorts. I pissed myself laughing so hard 15 minutes ago.

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  69. That and it could be we hit your car in the parking lot, you better check,

    we will take care of your drink

    K?

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  70. the twins I came in with not that classy

    I'm not worried about your twins, sugar, I'm sure they're just fine. ;-)

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  71. *peeks out of mens room*

    Pssssst!

    Is SHE still here?

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  72. Still won't load, Jorline.
    Maybe it's my comp.
    It's been slow to load some pages today.

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  73. One more double Brandy. I think I am close to the finish line of another day.

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  74. JCM said...
    *peeks out of mens room*

    Pssssst!

    Is SHE still here?


    Watch your step, JCM. SHe's been asking about the stud from Washington State

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  75. fact is, think I have a credit balance from
    last Sat. night

    two coor's
    wild turkey two too for chaser

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  76. I'll run a weekly tab for you if you like, Blood.
    Here's the beer.

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  77. How 'bout a joke, fellas?

    At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this."

    "The truth is," replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth."

    /bwahahahahaha!

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  78. Helen T: *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

    Well done.

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  79. *downs drink, slams glass onto bar, falls off stool, picks self up*

    Goodnight everyone!

    /sniff

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  80. Sas. Take the lady home. You drew the short straw.

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  81. Night Helen, see you around again some time. We will try to be on our best behaviour next time. You just startled us tonight, that's all.

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  82. Sas. Take the lady home. You drew the short straw.

    Notice Sage left ??

    What a pal.

    C'mon Helen, it's you and me.

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  83. Come on back and see us again, Helen.

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  84. Bar Wench said...

    Come on back and see us again, Helen.


    Hey BW don't give Helen the new addy.

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  85. You're a trooper, Squatch. Sage owes you one.

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  86. Heh. Palin was right to want to keep her daughter away from Letterman.

    While I dont' like the idea of blackmail, I am a fan of schadenfreude.

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  87. None of you looked directly into "Helens" eyes did you? .......

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  88. FLOTUS: Chicago needs Olympics because American kids are fat; Plus: The Jarrett whitewash
    By Michelle Malkin • September 30, 2009

    We need all of our children to be exposed to the Olympic ideals that athletes from around the world represent, particularly this time in our nation’s history, where athletics is becoming more of a fleeting opportunity. Funds dry up so it becomes harder for kids to engage in sports, to learn how to swim, to even ride a bike.

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Pardon my monumental ignorance Oh, One of the Toned Arms, what do "Funds" have to kids riding bikes?

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  89. Bare! Welcome back. Did you have fun with CC?

    Can I get you a drink?

    You missed all the fun! Helen showed up!

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  90. Truck Monkey said...
    None of you looked directly into "Helens" eyes did you? .......


    Did anyone see her reflection in the bar mirror?

    Didn't think so!

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  91. Pink Freud said...

    LOL. Nnnnooooooooo...
    Next thing you know, she'll be belly dancin' on the bar looking for dollar bills.

    Ack.

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  92. In a former life I drank Meade with a youngish Helen Thomas (40's). I think it was about the time of Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation.

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  93. While I dont' like the idea of blackmail, I am a fan of schadenfreude.

    I feel no sorrow for him.

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  94. LOL. Nnnnooooooooo...
    Next thing you know, she'll be belly dancin' on the bar looking for dollar bills.


    Sorry boys, but Brandy draws the line there.

    NO WAY.

    The only one dancin' on this bar will be me!

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  95. JCM said...

    LMAO. It never occurred to me to look.

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  96. Well I have to get to bed. Need to do that work thing in the morning. Take care all and see you tomorrow.

    *poof*

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  97. The only one dancin' on this bar will be me!

    Tragedy Avoided !
    *reaches in pocket*

    What can I get for $6.58 ?

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  98. What can I get for $6.58?

    Helen just left.

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  99. Military Parade.

    How good can they be, they're Made in China for crissakes.

    //

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  100. ABF, please BW. And a round for my mates. :)))

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  101. Military Parade.

    The camo pattern is repeated on each unit.....

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  102. sas,

    ROFL!

    Quantity has a quality all its own.
    Иосиф Виссарионович Сталин

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  103. Bare! Welcome back. Did you have fun with CC?


    Always. I know more about women's shoes and handbags than is healthy for a man to ever know.

    You hear that, Michael Corrs YOU HACK? Bruce Makowsky KICKS YOUR ASS, YOU POSEUR!!!!!!

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  104. A round for the bar, coming right up! Can someone please get some music going for me?

    Oh and Squatch, honey? I've got another delivery out back I'll need your help with in just a bit, ok? Is your back all better? ;-)

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  105. Bar Wench said...

    All healed up !

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  106. You hear that, Michael Corrs YOU HACK? Bruce Makowsky KICKS YOUR ASS, YOU POSEUR!!!!!!

    Calm down, sugar. Isn't that Michael "Kors"?

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  107. Jorline's Janitorial Service arrives

    *Checks Helen's bar stool for cracks, bedbugs, termites and woodpeckers.*

    *Determines said bar stool is made from "Ugly Stick"...no damages here.*

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  108. Quantity has a quality all its own

    It's a strategy, for sure.
    Sort of like my posting.

    :0

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  109. Re Letterman, it is already on Fox local news at 10 here.

    SeeBS? They really ought to fire him for having affairs with his assistants...and Dan Rather is going after SeeBS again...he filed an appeal to his law suit.

    SeeBS gets what it deserves.

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  110. I am out of here. It has been great, as usual. Friday tomorrow. :)))

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  111. Thanks, JCM, a good choice.

    LOL, Jorline! Thanks for the inspection, but we may have to throw it out anyway.

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  112. Music? Out to the back door?

    Excellent.

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  113. Goodnight sweet Erik. It's been a pleasure having you here. :-)

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  114. Jorline said...

    Burn it.

    OSHA regulation.

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  115. Come on, Squatch, you big lug, you. We have to hurry before its time to shut this place down. Be back in 2 minutes, everyone!

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  116. Calm down, sugar. Isn't that Michael "Kors"?

    I refuse to give him the satisfaction of spelling his name correctly. He has to earn that.

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  117. Bar Wench said...

    2 minutes ?
    That was supposed to be a secret, you know...

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  118. Be back in 2 minutes, everyone!

    You're an optimist, aren't you.

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  119. Running Bare said...

    I had to look him up. You're right.
    Way TMI for any man to know.

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  120. *pant pant*

    Closing time everyone! Time to head upstairs and let me get this place cleaned up!

    I feel so ... so ....energized!

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  121. I had to look him up. You're right.
    Way TMI for any man to know.


    Unless, you know, it involves a hotty in Stuart Weitzman thigh-highs.

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  122. Isn't Micheal Cors / Kors awful fruffy for the Northwet?

    LOL. That should be illegal.

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  123. *pant pant*

    Them stairs are a real burn, aint' they?

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  124. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Burn it.

    Bonfire Whoop!

    Longest damn URL I ever seen...lol

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  125. Unless, you know, it involves a hotty in Stuart Weitzman thigh-highs.

    Yeah, but I'm not looking at her thinking "Damn, those are Michael Kors!"

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  126. For some reason my computer just asked me if I wanted to turn on sticky keys??

    WTH?

    Yes, Bare. The stairs. Burn. Yeppers!

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  127. Yeah, but I'm not looking at her thinking "Damn, those are Michael Kors!"

    Especially if they are Stuart Weitzman. That would be a mistake.

    Michael Kors wishes he were Stuart Weitzman.

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  128. Jorline said...

    HA.

    Yeah, that'll do it.

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  129. REPORT FOR CONGRESS August 2009
    Directorate of Legal Research LL File No. 2009-002965
    HONDURAS: CONSTITUTIONAL LAW ISSUES


    This report discusses the legal basis under the Honduran Constitution for President José Manuel Zelaya Rosales’s removal from office.

    Executive Summary

    The Supreme Court of Honduras has constitutional and statutory authority to hear cases against the President of the Republic and many other high officers of the State, to adjudicate and enforce judgments, and to request the assistance of the public forces to enforce its rulings. The Constitution no longer authorizes impeachment, but gives Congress the power to disapprove of the conduct of the President, to conduct special investigations on issues of national interest, and to interpret the Constitution. In the case against President Zelaya, the National Congress interpreted the power to disapprove of the conduct of the President to encompass the power to remove him from office, based on the results of a special, extensive investigation. The Constitution prohibits the expatriation of Honduran citizens.
    []
    Was the removal of Honduran President Zelaya legal, in accordance with Honduran constitutional and statutory law?
    Available sources indicate that the judicial and legislative branches applied constitutional and statutory law in the case against President Zelaya in a manner that was judged by the Honduran authorities from both branches of the government to be in accordance with the Honduran legal system.
    However, removal of President Zelaya from the country by the military is in direct violation of the Article 102 of the Constitution, and apparently this action is currently under investigation by the Honduran authorities.

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  130. For some reason my computer just asked me if I wanted to turn on sticky keys??


    Maybe you should have washed your hands after you handled the supplies.

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  131. See, here I am talking about womens boots.
    How the hell did that happen ?

    Now I've gotta go buy a chainsaw or somethin' tomorrow just to feel normal again.

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  132. Was the removal of Honduran President Zelaya legal, in accordance with Honduran constitutional and statutory law?
    Available sources indicate that the judicial and legislative branches applied constitutional and statutory law in the case against President Zelaya in a manner that was judged by the Honduran authorities from both branches of the government to be in accordance with the Honduran legal system.


    Yup. Maybe the military went a little too far in exiling his commie ass, but his removal from office is, was, and always will be, completely fucking legal.

    Which must be why the Obama Administration was against it.

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  133. Haha, Squatch! I think Render can help you with that!

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  134. Hey Chrissy, do you have sticky keys?

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    /channeling E. Buzz Miller (SNL) aka...Dan Aykroyd.

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  135. Now I've gotta go buy a chainsaw or somethin' tomorrow just to feel normal again.

    I started fondling the breasts of the mannequins. It was an emergency.

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  136. RB,

    Which is what many of were saying from the beginning, now we have an Official Opinion to back that up.

    The Wee Won's backing the wrong horse.

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  137. Haha, Squatch! I think Render can help you with that!

    Is he like Tim the Toolman Taylor ?
    That'll work.

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  138. Which is what many of were saying from the beginning, now we have an Official Opinion to back that up.

    The Wee Won's backing the wrong horse.


    Yup. It was explained pretty early on that it was constitutional and legal. Our media, lapdogs for every left-wing tyrant and despot in existence, ignored, downplayed, or downright left out that crucial information for quite a while...

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  139. I started fondling the breasts of the mannequins. It was an emergency.

    ROFL.

    Security to Aisle 6! Security to Aisle 6!

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  140. Security to Aisle 6! Security to Aisle 6!


    No, actually CC won't let me do that anymore. I have to behave in the more upscale establishments. :(

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  141. Which is what many of were saying from the beginning, now we have an Official Opinion to back that up.

    The Wee Won's backing the wrong horse.


    Again.

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  142. Running Bare said...

    Which must be why the Obama Administration was against it.

    Where does Ron Paul stand on this?
    //

    laisser fair

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  143. No, actually CC won't let me do that anymore. I have to behave in the more upscale establishments. :(

    Have fun with it then. Freak the other customers out. Start trying on those gawjus suede thigh highs and prance around singing 'It's Rainin' Men'.

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  144. Have fun with it then. Freak the other customers out. Start trying on those gawjus suede thigh highs and prance around singing 'It's Rainin' Men'.

    That is not allowed, under the terms of the shopping agreement.

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