To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled them knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or " Mom ma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink"pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day no w, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's officeand one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat
(I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!
Hitchens lists the 5 categories of Nobel Peace Prize recipients, including this years surprise honouree: the Underqualified for the Overrated
http://www.newsweek.com/id/217107
"We thus find ourselves in a rather peculiar universe where good intentions are rewarded before they have undergone the strenuous metamorphosis of being translated into good deeds, or hard facts. And it becomes increasingly difficult to avoid entertaining the suspicion that there is something explicitly political in the underlying process of Nobelista decision making. I do not think that I am shying at shadows here, either. Especially of late, the literature awards, on which I am more qualified to pronounce, have reflected the same or a similar mentality. The choices of an Italian anarchist, an Austrian Stalinist, a Portuguese Stalinist, and the hysterical anti--American Harold Pinter are or should be fresh in our minds, and we might remember that this is a Nobel committee that let Vladimir Nabokov and Jorge Luis Borges go to their graves -unrecognized."
Hi, Bar Wench! Would you have any champagne on hand? Beloved Ubergeek and I are celebrating surviving another move...and seeing the first ultrasound of our granddaughter!
Zakaria Amara pleaded guilty Thursday to charges related to the Toronto 18 terrorist plot to set off three fertilizer bombs, two in Toronto and one at an unnamed Ontario military base.
Amara, 24, has been alleged to be one of the ringleaders in the plot to recruit and train extremists to carry out the attacks, which never transpired. He is the fourth adult to admit guilt in the affair.
Please recall, when these punks were arrested in 2006, they all proclaimed their innocence, their imams cried Muslim persecution and the media described the males as "typical young Canadians with no obvious commonality." Right.Nothing in common, other than Islamic extremism, terrorist ambitions and now, guilty pleas.
LMAO - the University of Iowa band (I assume) just played a few bars from Carmina Burana (that dramatic piece Sean Hannity plays at the beginning of his show). It sounds funny as hell being played by a marching band!
L'Chaim! Seriously, they are supposed to brew some good stuff.
Welcome to you and ScottishBuzzsaw to the Grandparents' Club! I have been a member for over 9 years, and it is the best club I have ever belonged to. We do not have to keep a straight face, and also, there is retribution for what our kids did to us! ;)
Cool !
ReplyDelete2nd
ReplyDeleteNobel !
ReplyDeletePrize!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the keys to the beer cooler?
ReplyDeleteAre ya thirsty, Sas?
ReplyDeleteI don't deserve this, but I will accept in anyway.
ReplyDeleteDang! What's everyone doing here already!?
ReplyDeleteNObama Zone.
ReplyDeleteHappy Saturday, boys! What can I get you?
ReplyDeleteWench!
ReplyDeleteI'll have an Ass... I mean a Bass.
See, I told you I was running on too little sleep.
Brandy! You're here! Awesome. No keys needed, L/S...your lovely hostess is on the job.
ReplyDeleteLet's turn on that Iowa game, shall we? ABC.
ReplyDeleteWe're here early 'cause we likes to party.
ReplyDeleteBier her!
ReplyDeleteThanks, CC!
ReplyDelete(I was kidding,actually,but I'll take it)
Ass, B2? We don't serve no asses here. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love a place that opens early. Hi Brandy. My usual please. Apub.nd a round for the
ReplyDeleteHere's your bier, Lucius! Ya'll hang your coats up now, keep this place neat!
ReplyDeleteAre ya thirsty, Sas?
ReplyDeleteDoes a squatch shit in the woods ?
//
*drink*
Squatch, technically, you have keys to the front door so you can get in whatever time you want. (But don't, please. LOL)
ReplyDeleteErik, darlin, remind me what it is you like so much. I've totally forgotten.
ReplyDeleteApub.nd a round for the
ReplyDeleteTeleprompter fail!
Buffs up 7-3 over Texas in the first.
ReplyDeleteDanke, Schatzlein!
ReplyDeleteTuborg, for me, please
ReplyDeleteCorrespondence Committee said...
ReplyDeleteNo worries. You can take 'em away if you need to.
It won't hurt my feelings any.
*sniff*
//
Hey BW. Scotch as usual. I have my wife with me tonight. She will have a cosmo. :)))
ReplyDeleteBeavers get it in the endzone again!
ReplyDelete21-0
jukebox
ReplyDeleteLucius Septimius said...
ReplyDeleteBeavers get it in the endzone again!
That's gotta hurt!
Hey BW. Scotch as usual. I have my wife with me tonight.
ReplyDelete*puts pants back on*
Here's your scotch, Erik, and a cosmo for your better half.
ReplyDelete/CC, I may need to leave, I just read "my wife slept with me tonight" in Erik's comment ...and now it's gone.
I wouldn't dream of taking your keys away, Squatch!
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDelete/CC, I may need to leave, I just read "my wife slept with me tonight" in Erik's comment ...and now it's gone.
don't leave. just have another drink and everything will clear right up...either that or you just won't care any more.
Tuborg, for me, please
ReplyDeleteFunny.
/pours another just like Erik's for myself
ReplyDeleteYeah Beavers!
ReplyDeleteGood evening Brandy, how's the best lookin' barmaid in blogdom?.. a double scotch if you please!
Hmmmmm...are you feeling okay, Brandy?
ReplyDeleteCorrespondence Committee said...
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm...are you feeling okay, Brandy?
She will be soon.
Will Glenlivet be ok, Kenneth? Nice to see you!
ReplyDeleteI'm peachy, bosslady!
ReplyDeleteFried Lamprey please!
ReplyDeleteI hear it tastes like chicken!
And a Georgetown Chopper Red Ale!
Funny headline...
ReplyDeleteBarack Obama's peace prize starts a fight
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6868905.ece
Heh-heh.
Lamprey...aren't they the things with the zillion little teeth that sort of suction themselves to fish?
ReplyDeleteTT is going to start. I think that is a mistake. I hope the offensive line can protect him.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, thanks, Glen & I are good friends.
ReplyDeleteHere's your Ale, JCM. How're you doing tonight sugar?
ReplyDeleteLamprey. You guys are grossing me out!
ReplyDeleteThrow some lamprey in that ale, Brandy!
ReplyDeleteBud Light
ReplyDeleteBud Light
Brahma
Got a Light?
Carling
Bar Wench,
ReplyDeleteDoing well...
If anyone's in Seattle swing by the Georgetown Brewery and try some of the brews. So far Manny doesn't bottle any of his stuff.
Throws a 50 on the bar,
ReplyDeletewhat can I get for that?
Well done DD.
ReplyDeleteMichigan scores.
ReplyDeleteGo Blue!
Squatch, Desert Dog, here's a Tuborg for each of you.
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteThrows a 50 on the bar,
what can I get for that?
A pitcher of beer and a lamprey on a stick, freshly fried up
Desert Dog said...
ReplyDeletegood stuff there.
DEZ said...
ReplyDeleteThrows a 50 on the bar,
what can I get for that?
A box of popcorn.
I have a date with a very beautiful woman tonight.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell Helen....she's the jealous type.
Throws a 50 on the bar,
ReplyDeletewhat can I get for that?
Helen will be here shortly.
Wow, A 50. caliber Barret aint worth much these days.
ReplyDeleteSquatch, Desert Dog, here's a Tuborg for each of you.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
jukebox
Hi DEZ, tell you what, you can have this for that four bits. LOL
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteThrows a 50 on the bar,
what can I get for that?
Helen will be here shortly.
Don't worry, DEZ. She can make change on that $50
Geez. An INT already. LET'S GO HAWKEYES! (Decent return.)
ReplyDeleteOMG, DEZ, I thought it was 50 cents. LOL No more drinking behind the bar for me!
ReplyDeleteIf Hellen wants her monkey spanked, someone else is gonna have to take one for the team.
ReplyDeleteI rather gargle with Draino.
Don't worry, DEZ. She can make change on that $50
ReplyDeleteLMAO.
Hi there Sage. Anything to drink before you go on your date?
ReplyDeleteOMG, DEZ, I thought it was 50 cents
ReplyDeleteHa! Didn't even think of that...
High and Dry - Radiohead!!
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteIf Hellen wants her monkey spanked, someone else is gonna have to take one for the team.
I rather gargle with Draino.
I didn't think aliens where that particular about who got probed.
From Helen to Sage
ReplyDeletejukebox
Wow...Stanzi could have folded like a lawn chair, but he actually managed to get rid of it before he lost a lot of yardage.
ReplyDeleteSage, you're going out with another woman??
ReplyDeleteJCM said...
ReplyDeleteI didn't think aliens where that particular about who got probed.
With eyes this big we are far from being blind enough to touch her with a 79 and a half foot probe.
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteHi there Sage. Anything to drink before you go on your date?
How 'bout a shot of courage?
:')
The Dodgers seem to be on the verge of eliminating the favored Cardinals from the playoffs. 5-0 in the 7th.
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteThrows a 50 on the bar,
what can I get for that?
Hey my green buddy. For $.50 you can have my left over ice. :)) If that is all you have tonight I will sponsor you tonight. :)))
Colorado 14 - Texas 3
ReplyDeleteOK CCers. I am off to bed. I am going to try to make up for last night's shortfall. Fortunately the Red Sox next game is tomorrow at noon.
ReplyDeleteLater!
Tribute to Roy from Chris Isaak
ReplyDeleteHi Eric,
ReplyDeleteI have a fresh bottle of Makers Mark.
Wanna snort?
For $.50 you can have my left over ice
ReplyDeleteHeh.
Moons Sos.
ReplyDeleteComing right up with the courage, Sage, but you'll have to go to Oz.
ReplyDeleteAN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
ReplyDeleteTo the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled them knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come
across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that
Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or " Mom ma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd
done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his
day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink"pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield
and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only
used the phone for a little over a day no w, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's officeand one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat
(I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more
appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!
ETR's wife is here,DEZ, put that thing away!
ReplyDeleteI dont have to take all this abuse here....
ReplyDeleteI can go anywhere and get it!
Gators, and Tebow are on the move.
ReplyDeleteTOUCHDOWN HAWKEYES!
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Hawkeyes.
ReplyDelete*Blushes*
ReplyDeleteHey DEZ, what's the deal? It only appeared to be a half moon.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Jorline! Can I get you a drink?
ReplyDelete3 POINTS GATORS.
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
ReplyDeleteHey DEZ, what's the deal? It only appeared to be a half moon.
I must have turned the other cheek!
Or maybe I am just half assed.
ReplyDeleteTecate please Brandy...thank you.
ReplyDeletelmao...good to see ya DEZ.
ReplyDeleteGood to see you to Jorline!
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteETR's wife is here,DEZ, put that thing away!
LOL. She stepped out. Someone needs to tuck the little ones in. :)))
Heh, I was mooned by a half assed alien with a 79&1/2 foot pole....
ReplyDeleteAnd lived to talk about it.
Sas, how are you my very big hairy friend?
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteHeh, I was mooned by a half assed alien with a 79&1/2 foot pole....
And lived to talk about it.
The night is young.
;)
Good, Jorline.
ReplyDeleteHow've you been ?
Buy you a beer ?
My wife did have her cellphone with her DEZ. Caught on camera.
ReplyDeleteDEZ
DEZ said...
ReplyDeleteLMWAO. True.
Erik The Red said...
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ETR's wife is here,DEZ, put that thing away!
LOL. She stepped out. Someone needs to tuck the little ones in.
LMAO...ETR told DEZ to tuck his little ones in. How many do you aliens have DEZ?
Jorline.....
ReplyDeleteGun Control....
Here's that Tecate for you Jorline, with a bonus picture.
ReplyDeleteSo many planets, so many mothers screaming deadbeat ALIEN!
ReplyDeleteGun Control....
ReplyDeleteLOL. Good one.
Hitchens lists the 5 categories of Nobel Peace Prize recipients, including this years surprise honouree: the Underqualified for the Overrated
ReplyDeletehttp://www.newsweek.com/id/217107
"We thus find ourselves in a rather peculiar universe where good intentions are rewarded before they have undergone the strenuous metamorphosis of being translated into good deeds, or hard facts. And it becomes increasingly difficult to avoid entertaining the suspicion that there is something explicitly political in the underlying process of Nobelista decision making. I do not think that I am shying at shadows here, either. Especially of late, the literature awards, on which I am more qualified to pronounce, have reflected the same or a similar mentality. The choices of an Italian anarchist, an Austrian Stalinist, a Portuguese Stalinist, and the hysterical anti--American Harold Pinter are or should be fresh in our minds, and we might remember that this is a Nobel committee that let Vladimir Nabokov and Jorge Luis Borges go to their graves -unrecognized."
Here's an oldie for you "The Leader of the Pack LOL
ReplyDeleteJCM said...
ReplyDeleteJorline.....
Gun Control....
Too funny JCM. Almost like the ad...lol
Hey I'm not that old.
ReplyDeleteHi there Geepers! Can I get you a drink?
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteTakin' it back.
Yeah, that's a nice one.
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteHere's that Tecate for you Jorline, with a bonus picture.
Thanks Brandy...the bonus pic was my brother Juan?
I was hoping for another pic of you in that red dress.
Squatch, the "Pack Leader" was the best part.
ReplyDeleteA beer would be great Wench.
ReplyDeleteSorry in advance,
ReplyDeletejukebox
Touchdown Michigan.
ReplyDeleteHere you go Jorline! My new dress
ReplyDeleteSquatch, the "Pack Leader" was the best part.
ReplyDeleteDo you recognize him ?
Comments said it was Robert Goulet.
sasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteSorry in advance,
jukebox
You asked for it!
sasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteGood, Jorline.
How've you been ?
Buy you a beer ?
Thanks, Sas...love another one.
Were you the one who was talking about Moose Head beer?
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteHere you go Jorline! My new dress
Now that's what I call justice!
Here you go Geepers! Nice and cold.
ReplyDelete*Head explodes*
ReplyDeleteYou asked for it!
ReplyDeleteROFL...Slim !
Hi, Bar Wench! Would you have any champagne on hand? Beloved Ubergeek and I are celebrating surviving another move...and seeing the first ultrasound of our granddaughter!
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
ReplyDeleteMoose Drool?
*Here you go Jorline! My new dress*
ReplyDeleteGreat googly mooglies!
OMG, Slim Whitman. ROTFLMAO
ReplyDeleteOk, kids, I gotta start herding the chilluns into bed.
ReplyDeleteHave a good night, all.
DEZ grey matter everywhere.
ReplyDeleteBig head...big mess.
Thanks, Sas...love another one.
ReplyDeleteWere you the one who was talking about Moose Head beer?
I'm drinking a ....hmmm....what the hell am I drinking, BW ?? And Jorline needs another, please.
*tip*
I'm actually drinking a Kostritzer.
Not bad at all.
{{Scottish}}
ReplyDeleteOK guys...no more potty jokes.
Hey, nice to see you scottishbuzzsaw, here's some champagne!
ReplyDeletejuke box
ReplyDeleteNice and cold.
ReplyDeleteAhhh. Perfect.
Thanks Bar Wench.
JCM said...
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
Moose Drool?
That was it JCM. I knew it was Moose something.
Jorline said...
ReplyDelete{{Scottish}}
OK guys...no more potty jokes.
Well crap!
{Jorline}! Good to see you, my friend!
ReplyDeleteOh, very nice, Bar Wench...thank you!
ReplyDelete*clink*
That's real nice of you Squatch. Here's Jorline's Tecate and your Kostritzer!
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteWell crap!
Almost Sunday...Holy crap!
Later Lucius. Really nice seeing you again.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletescottishbuzzsaw said...
ReplyDelete{Jorline}! Good to see you, my friend!
You've been missed scottish...I'm glad you're here.
I have my first grandchild due in December. :)
Night Lucius.
ReplyDeleteRobert Goulet
ReplyDeleteOne more bad song an I strike back with Captain and Teniel!
ReplyDeleteAnyone interested in some He'Brew?
ReplyDeleteAny guesses on who will be Time's "Person of the Year"?
ReplyDeleteOne more bad song an I strike back with Captain and Teniel!
ReplyDeleteOr Pat Boone does Metallica.
That'll close the doors up.
Terrorist pleads guilty
ReplyDeleteZakaria Amara pleaded guilty Thursday to charges related to the Toronto 18 terrorist plot to set off three fertilizer bombs, two in Toronto and one at an unnamed Ontario military base.
Amara, 24, has been alleged to be one of the ringleaders in the plot to recruit and train extremists to carry out the attacks, which never transpired. He is the fourth adult to admit guilt in the affair.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/10/08/toronto-18-plot-guilty-plea.html
Please recall, when these punks were arrested in 2006, they all proclaimed their innocence, their imams cried Muslim persecution and the media described the males as "typical young Canadians with no obvious commonality." Right.Nothing in common, other than Islamic extremism, terrorist ambitions and now, guilty pleas.
Something a little different.
ReplyDeleteThats it Sos, I up it with Paul Anka.
ReplyDelete*Wretch*
LMAO - the University of Iowa band (I assume) just played a few bars from Carmina Burana (that dramatic piece Sean Hannity plays at the beginning of his show). It sounds funny as hell being played by a marching band!
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
ReplyDeleteYou've been missed scottish...I'm glad you're here.
I have my first grandchild due in December. :)
Thank you...it's so good to be here.
CONGRATULATIONS! Our first is due in February. How'd the heck did we all get old enough for grandkids?!?
NY Nana said...
ReplyDeleteAnyone interested in some He'Brew?
LOL, I'll try one.
{Nana}
Any guesses on who will be Time's "Person of the Year"?
ReplyDeleteDick Cheney !
Nana, good to see you! The "chosen beer". I love it!
ReplyDeleteWould you like a Fresca?
sasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteAny guesses on who will be Time's "Person of the Year"?
Dick Cheney !
Or Bush, rove or Rush.
Miguel Cabrera Hits Dismal .194 In Fight With Wife
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha...I love The Onion.
Hey Kenneth.
ReplyDeleteRight.Nothing in common, other than Islamic extremism, terrorist ambitions and now, guilty pleas.
Hey you don't expect the MSM to be able to figure all that out just from the evidence do ya?
NY Nana said...
ReplyDeleteAnyone interested in some He'Brew?
Ha! Nana. A friend brought a 6 pack of Hebrew Ale over last week. Pretty good beer!
CC, real good to see you. Something to drink?
ReplyDeletescottishbuzzsaw said...
ReplyDeleteThank you...it's so good to be here.
CONGRATULATIONS! Our first is due in February. How'd the heck did we all get old enough for grandkids?!?
Speak for yourself scottish...I started very early. I'm 29 now.
*nose just grew an inch*
Pat Boone does Metallica?!?
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteDick Cheney !
My money is on Biden...he's been good for a few good laughs this year.
experiencedtraveller, may I get you a drink? How are you doing tonight?
ReplyDeleteSomething a little different.
ReplyDeleteNice. Damn talented.
But kept waiting for the shot of his goat legs.
Jorline,
ReplyDeleteL'Chaim! Seriously, they are supposed to brew some good stuff.
Welcome to you and ScottishBuzzsaw to the Grandparents' Club! I have been a member for over 9 years, and it is the best club I have ever belonged to. We do not have to keep a straight face, and also, there is retribution for what our kids did to us! ;)
A win-win situation for the grandparents!
Wow, look at the size of that nose...
ReplyDeleteI can hear the boss now.
"Your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late!"
Jorline said...
ReplyDeleteAny guesses on who will be Time's "Person of the Year"?
Top Five Candidates....
Feds: Food stamps swapped for booze, Viagra
ReplyDeleteStaff at Detroit liquor store face charges after allegedly netting $130,000
Jorline said...
ReplyDeleteSpeak for yourself scottish...I started very early. I'm 29 now.
To say that you were precocious is an understatement!
OMG DEZ - LOL
ReplyDeletePat Boone does Metallica?!?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah
Top Five Candidates....
ReplyDeleteHeh. Yep.
Correspondence Committee said...
ReplyDeleteOMG DEZ - LOL
Steve Martin .
Brandy, thanks. I'm good. : )
ReplyDeleteTOUCHDOWN GATORS.
ReplyDeleteLOL DEZ
ReplyDeleteJCM...it's a no brainer this year.
Hawkeyes up 20-14.
ReplyDeleteMust have suds.... Stat.
ReplyDeleteNice song, Jorline.
ReplyDeleteFeds: Food stamps swapped for booze, Viagra
ReplyDeleteStaff at Detroit liquor store face charges after allegedly netting $130,000
Fertheloveof............
How in the hell did it not raise a flag for 2 and 1/2 years when the cards were being swiped at Jefferson's Liquor Palace ?????????
Helloooooooo!!!
Here's a nice cold beer for you DEZ!
ReplyDeleteGosh darn it! Dial-up and YouTube do not go together!
ReplyDelete*watching spinning wheel go round and round and round*
MMMMM, Thanks me dear wench!
ReplyDeleteViagra! We paid for somebody's VIAGRA AND PORN! GAH!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this dial up thingy of which you speak?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteCorrespondence Committee said...
ReplyDeleteViagra! We paid for somebody's VIAGRA AND PORN! GAH!
Its enough to make someone go WTF?