Rats! Finally get in on a Pub thread and I gotta git. See you all tomorrow, don't drink too much, it's a work/school night - lots of water before bed, yadda, yadda, yadda, I'm dealing with pros, I know.
Rep. Robert Wexler (D-Fla.) plans to resign from Congress to "take a public policy job that deals with the Middle East," according to the Palm Beach Sun-Sentinel.
Wexler is set to address his political future in a press conference Wednesday morning, the Palm Beach Post on Politics said Tuesday evening, and may be up for a position within the Obama administration.
Not rude, you are working the crowd. Bambi is in the back, just getting a feel for where things are around here. Not as organized as we like due to the move, so it takes a bit!
Squatch, the car will need to wait a little until I have enough price calculations done. It is not all too urgent but I didn't want to stay up in the north, far away from home-base.
I'm toasting myself (crowing) because Crowley & Colmes just said Obama's keeping enemy media lists, like Richard Milhous Nixon did.
Ain't it pathetic? I said so earlier today and am patting myself on the back thinking liberals elected themselves a thin-skinned Nixonian paranoid! History repeating itself.
MMMMmmmm, tasty Horchata! Who'da thunk you could get this tiger nut beverage here at the Patriot Liberty Pub! Thanks, wenches--that's real hospitality.
Welcome one and all!
ReplyDeleteOops, forgot. FIRST!
ReplyDeleteForth! C²
ReplyDeleteHi Brandy 'n Bambi!
Brandy and Bambi?
ReplyDeleteThis place is gettin' better and better.
Hi everyone!
ReplyDeleteGot any 18 yr old Glenmorangie?
Pass me an apron!
ReplyDeleteChips on the bar!
ReplyDeleteQUICKLY, someone get DEZ an apron.
ReplyDeleteWendy, that's my drink. Good on ya! :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat will be be Callahan? Geepers? DEZ?
ReplyDeleteMy usual old Irish please and the seat next to mine is reserved for Squatch.
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteChips on the bar!
Man am I glad to get those off my shoulder.
Here, Wendy. I'll grab a glass for you.
ReplyDelete:::Running through a hot airport::::
ReplyDeleteBarwench! My kingdom for a cold glass of water!
Pink, After spending 2 years in Scotland, I'm not inclined to drink the crap they pass off as scotch in most bars. ;)
ReplyDeleteBeer BW, it makes me a jolly good fellow.
ReplyDeleteRats! Finally get in on a Pub thread and I gotta git. See you all tomorrow, don't drink too much, it's a work/school night - lots of water before bed, yadda, yadda, yadda, I'm dealing with pros, I know.
ReplyDeleteOh - Here's a round on me.......
Thanks, Brandy. You can just leave the bottle.
ReplyDeleteWater UP! ET!
ReplyDeleteNight, Russ!
ReplyDeleteLater russ...
ReplyDeleteIs he driving a truck?
Bar Wench!
ReplyDeleteA Kilt Lifter Ale please!
How 'bout a lift home after closing?
http://www.solanomag.com/Solano-Magazine/February-March-2008/Celebrate-the-luck-o-the-Irish/iStock_000002964214Small.jpg
ReplyDeleteTee Hee.
ReplyDeleteOk, Wendy. Just mark down the number of glasses you drank. Pink, grab a glass and help yourself, too.
ReplyDeleteQUICKLY, someone get DEZ an apron.
ReplyDeleteCan do.
Brandy,
ReplyDeleteWater UP! ET!
---
That glass is half full!
Hi Brandy. My usual please and when BSM gets here he drinks on me tonight. :)))
ReplyDeleteIts the honor system, and drunks counting drinks.
ReplyDeleteZee till vill be short.
Kilt Lifter!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy, JCM
DEZ, what are you tee heeing?
ReplyDeleteNuttin BW, I swear...
ReplyDeleteA cold one for me thanks Brandy.
ReplyDeleteFun one for me to nigh: my truck broke down full of lumber.
Erik - Sam Adams, right?
ReplyDeleteSome people say a glass is half empty.
ReplyDeleteSome people say a glass is half full.
I say it time to panic cause my beer is low!
Hope you like, Geepers. cold one in a mug!
ReplyDelete:::Gulps the water, slaps a twenty on the bar, does a double take at the new Bar Wench, runs out muttering ´never enough time´ :::
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteErik - Sam Adams, right?
LOL. Damn I forgot we have a new server behind the bar. Scotch, lots of ice and a dash of water. In a short glass please.
JW Blue Label works for me. :)))
Here, DEZ.
ReplyDeleteNow cover the frig up!
Geepers said...
ReplyDeleteA cold one for me thanks Brandy.
Fun one for me to nigh: my truck broke down full of lumber.
That sucks, but now we know why you lumbered on into the pub.
Here, Erik. I remembered last minute! You would think I was blonde!
ReplyDeleteJCM,
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout a lift home after closing?
How cool is that?
*Hides the Fig Newton*
ReplyDeleteI've heard it called a lot of things, DEZ!
ReplyDeleteGood evening everybody! I could use a Molson's, if you please, barmaid.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNZkbWfERiM
Thanks, Brandy, Wendy! ...I'll just garb it and run while I check the pit full of meat grilling out there ...brb!
ReplyDeleteFor DEZ
ReplyDeleteThanks BW. That is GREAT.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone run Squatch over again?
ReplyDeleteReport: Wexler to resign for 'public policy job'
ReplyDeleteRep. Robert Wexler (D-Fla.) plans to resign from Congress to "take a public policy job that deals with the Middle East," according to the Palm Beach Sun-Sentinel.
Wexler is set to address his political future in a press conference Wednesday morning, the Palm Beach Post on Politics said Tuesday evening, and may be up for a position within the Obama administration.
/as the nose goes
Geepers said...
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout a lift home after closing?
I think a giant clam said that once, and was told it would cost him a squid.
Wow at 1st I read that as pit bull meat... Whew.
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late.
ReplyDeleteSomeone stole my keys.
One Molson\'s!
ReplyDeleteUp, Kenneth!
Thanks Brandy. 12ozs of pure golden goodness.
ReplyDeleteso goes the bar tab! What will it be, KB?
ReplyDeleteHi Buzz! Heard so much about you. What will it be? A lot of people waiting to buy for you! DRINK UP!
ReplyDeleteCallahan23 said...
ReplyDelete"Did anyone run Squatch over again?"
He was hit by a truck with a full load of lumber.
Wexler's out.
ReplyDeleteRobert Wexler to resign from Congress
Tag for Kenneth
ReplyDeleteHe was hit by a truck with a full load of lumber.
ReplyDeletePoor truck.
What would you like SOS? And fondue is on the way, so watch the fur.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see him standing there next to the bushes.
ReplyDeleteBye Wexler!
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteHe was hit by a truck with a full load of lumber.
Poor truck.
It will never be the same.
Squatch
ReplyDeletehere is your seat. The drinks are still coming.
Bar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteHi Buzz! Heard so much about you. What will it be? A lot of people waiting to buy for you! DRINK UP!
None of it's true. I'm just Johnny Appleseed with a rhyming dictionary.
What's the difference between a Beer Stein and a Ben Stein?
ReplyDeleteWell, glad to have you anyway, Mr. Appleseed. Hard Cider?
ReplyDeleteBuzzes next drink is on me.
ReplyDeleteWexler's out.
ReplyDeleteGetting ahead of something ?
I know he had issues with the 2 residences (FL and MD).
a million dollars, Sage.
ReplyDeleteHey buzzsawmonkey.
ReplyDeleteHow's tricks?
Hi guys!
ReplyDeleteFondue!
ReplyDeleteHi Lauren! what can I get you? You too, Sage? What's your poison?
ReplyDeleteWhat would you like SOS?
ReplyDeleteA Republican avalanche in 2010 ?
And a Kostritzer.
It's really growing on me.
DesertSage said...
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a Beer Stein and a Ben Stein?
The Ben Stein has been Expelled, and the beer stein is full of something that's been expeller-pressed.
Hi Brandy, how about an iced tea please?
ReplyDeleteAhh, thank you Brandy, that was good. Another please!
ReplyDeleteTo expect one to order poison in a bar is not logical.
ReplyDeletebuzzsawmonkey said...
ReplyDeleteNone of it's true. I'm just Johnny Appleseed with a rhyming dictionary.
---
Didn't I remember your affliction to be:
Dictionarial Tourette's Syndrome --- or: a kind of verbal ping-pong
Here, Buzz!
ReplyDeleteSquatch
ReplyDeletehere is your seat. The drinks are still coming.
Ahh, good drinks and good company.
Keep that alien at bay wiil ya ?
Stole my keys last night, he did.
Geepers: Life will be better in about a week and a half.
ReplyDeleteReal-world stuff; pain in the ass.
Fondue!
ReplyDeleteFancy! And delicious.
Callahan: that's me, always traveling Tourette's class.
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteSquatch
here is your seat. The drinks are still coming.
Ahh, good drinks and good company.
Keep that alien at bay wiil ya ?
Stole my keys last night, he did.
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Okay Buzz, just ignore me.
ReplyDelete*drinks Buzzes beer*
How rude am I ?
ReplyDeletePlease accept my apology, Brandy and Bambi, for not saying good evening.
Thanks for the service.
Pigs in a blanket Fresh from the oven. CAREFUL, DEZ they are really hot!
ReplyDeletebuzzsawmonkey,
ReplyDeleteLife will be better in about a week and a half.
Here's to the 23rd.
Not rude, you are working the crowd. Bambi is in the back, just getting a feel for where things are around here. Not as organized as we like due to the move, so it takes a bit!
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeletePigs in a blanket Fresh from the oven. CAREFUL, DEZ they are really hot!
*Checks under apron*
buzzsawmonkey,
ReplyDeleteCallahan: that's me, always traveling Tourette's class.
---
The cure : appundectomy
Late on my first day, sorry. This corset took forever to put on.
ReplyDeleteJukebox
ReplyDeleteBambi,
ReplyDeletebut it sure looks neat!
A good deed never goes unpunished.
ReplyDeleteThat's true.
Was I that messed up last night ?
Hi Bambi! No problem, I covered for you! You were finding where we keep things in the back, right???
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you Callahan. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat was funny, Callahan!
ReplyDeleteNice....
ReplyDeleteLet me introduce my twin sister, Bambi. You can tell us apart because she is blonde and I am brunette.
ReplyDeleteHey Bambi.
ReplyDeleteThis corset took forever to put on.
Just ask, there are plenty of us that are willing to help.
I think I've found most everything Brandy. Thanks.
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteA good deed never goes unpunished.
That's true.
Was I that messed up last night ?
Bar wench put a frilly apron on you!
Like the one you are wearing!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the introduction, sis. Very nice to meet y'all!
ReplyDeleteGeepers said...
ReplyDeleteHey Bambi.
This corset took forever to put on.
Just ask, there are plenty of us that are willing to help.
To be honest, helping her put it on never crossed my mind.
DEZ--sorry, not intentional. So many welcomes, it's hard to keep up, and it's sort of embarrassing.
ReplyDeletePlus, I'm trying--really!--to get something done here.
So apologies, and thanks!
May I get anyone a cocktail?
ReplyDeleteBar wench put a frilly apron on you!
ReplyDeleteNo pictures I hope.
Not the worst thing I've done, I suppose.
Who's Bambi?
ReplyDeleteThank you Geepers. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIgnoring DEZ.
VICKS 44 with a Sasparilla Chaser please.
ReplyDeleteHowdy.
ReplyDeleteSo, I see BeerDrinkingVictoriouslyScottishbuzzsawmonkey finally made it in. Or whatever the heck his name is.
I'm Brandy's younger sister, Desert Sage. Nice to make your acquaintance.
ReplyDeletebuzzsawmonkey said...
ReplyDeleteDEZ--sorry, not intentional. So many welcomes, it's hard to keep up, and it's sort of embarrassing.
Plus, I'm trying--really!--to get something done here.
So apologies, and thanks!
Just yanking your chain, You make people smile, and thats a valuable gift.
Hey Sage! I think I smelled Helen outside.
ReplyDeletesomeone just emailed this to me, anonymously. There are pictures, SOS, but not of the apron...
ReplyDeleteComing right up with that Truck Monkey.
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Bambi,
ReplyDeleteMay I get anyone a cocktail?
---
A really ice-cold Gin 'n Tonic, if you will please.
Callahan, didja get your car fixed yet ?
ReplyDeleteBambi, you're hotter than your older sister.
ReplyDeleteStill not as hot as Helen though.
:')
I'm Brandy's younger sister
ReplyDeleteVERY VERY important question here: HOW young?
Bar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteThank you Geepers. ;-)
Ignoring DEZ.
I get that alot!
Bar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteLOL. I never read that paper.
Ok...a whole two minutes with flapping dog tongues at bay. Cool.
ReplyDeleteMs. Wench Brandy, could I get a Brandy with a Cash Cows straight-up?
Gin and tonic, Callahan!
ReplyDeleteTruck Monkey said...
ReplyDelete"Hey Sage! I think I smelled Helen outside."
Something evil this way comes!
DEZ said
ReplyDeleteYou make people smile, and thats a valuable gift.
I was given to understand I made people's heads explode, but wtf do I know.
Brandy! for enuff!
ReplyDeleteWhat night is Ladies Night?
ReplyDeleteI also extend my warm welcome to buzzsawscottishtruckmonkey.
ReplyDeleteJust remember, buzz; we keep you alive to serve this blog. Now get rowing!
Still not as hot as Helen though.
ReplyDeleteI see someones been pub-hopping early today.
she is 2 minutes younger than me. 2 minutes.
ReplyDeletebuzzsawmonkey said...
ReplyDeleteDEZ said
You make people smile, and thats a valuable gift.
I was given to understand I made people's heads explode, but wtf do I know.
Watching some heads explode is top notch entertainment. ;)
Where's Bar Wench Barbie?
ReplyDeleteAll I gotta say is the MONKEYS are in the HOUSE!
ReplyDeleteB & B in flames please.
Truck Monkey, here's your Vicks and your sasparilla! I hope you enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteHey all. Trying to get the kids into bed. In the meantime, Brandy, can you pull me a tall one?
ReplyDeleteI was given to understand I made people's heads explode
ReplyDeleteOnly the ones who deserved it Buzz.
Only them.
for Lucius
ReplyDeleteSquatch, the car will need to wait a little until I have enough price calculations done. It is not all too urgent but I didn't want to stay up in the north, far away from home-base.
ReplyDelete-
Wendy thanks, hmm nice mix!
Brandy...Your an absolute sweetheart.
ReplyDelete...and I'm easy. ;)
Ahhhh ... that's the stuff.
ReplyDeleteI'm toasting myself (crowing) because Crowley & Colmes just said Obama's keeping enemy media lists, like Richard Milhous Nixon did.
ReplyDeleteAin't it pathetic? I said so earlier today and am patting myself on the back thinking liberals elected themselves a thin-skinned Nixonian paranoid! History repeating itself.
but not cheap!
ReplyDeleteHey all. Trying to get the kids into bed.
ReplyDeleteAnd if picking up buzz wasn't enough, we have another celebrity visitor! Let's give a big C2 welcome to Mr. Roman Polanski!
/sorry
Truck Monkey, here's some B & B Hold on a sec while I get a snifter and some matches.
ReplyDeleteMuch better choice than the Vicks. LOL
Welcome, Alegrias! What can I get you to drink?
ReplyDeleteLAST
ReplyDeleteWho's buying?
boo, OR. Boo.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Bar Wench Brenda?
ReplyDeleteI Jorline, honey! What can I get you?
ReplyDeleteagain - HI Jorline!
ReplyDeleteHello, Jorline. I'm Bambi. What would you like to drink?
ReplyDeleteGotta go. Play nice.
ReplyDeleteWe are twins, Sage. Just twins.
ReplyDeleteBye, OR. Be good! Glad you were here, and I'll see you next time, ok?
ReplyDeleteBoy, you're fast, Sis.
ReplyDeleteWe have three bar wenches now...
ReplyDeletebusiness must be booming.
Later OR.
ReplyDeleteI'm on roller skates,Bambi.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little behind. I said Hi to Dez and Buzzsawmonkey on a previous thread.
ReplyDeleteHey Occasional Reader,
ReplyDeleteIf I were half as witty as you I'd be ...
Oh wait.
Bar Wench Brandy, thank yew very much but I'm a teetotalling horchata drinker when online, gracias all the same.
ReplyDeleteI like to eat tapas when I drink--Spanish finger food--not good near laptop!
Okay gonna sit down and watch Shindlers List.
ReplyDeleteLet's GO Sage! It took me forever to get into this red dress after I left the gym today and I'm feeling ronery!
ReplyDeleteLET'S GO!
/I'll be waiting in the limo, darling
Hello Bat Guano. I don't believe we've met. What would you like to drink?
ReplyDeleteAm I seeing double?
ReplyDeletewOOf
Saw that batquano, grab a stool and start drinking heavily.
ReplyDeleteHi DEZ, its me, the poster formerly known as "snowcrash". Had login difficulties, so now I'm me. lol
ReplyDeletehorchata up!
ReplyDeleteYou took my dress, Helen! You are going to stretch it to heck!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, what can I get you to drink?
ReplyDeleteSo we have :
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Brandy
Bar Wench Bambi
Bar Stench Helen
Any other enches ?
Hello Lauren. Nice to meet you. Something to drink?
ReplyDeleteLOL, Sasquatch!
ReplyDeleteSage go fer IT!!!
ReplyDeleteHI Bar Wench, How about a glass of a fine California Cabernet Sauvignon. You choose. :)
ReplyDeleteBrandy she will probably get that hideous red lipstick smeared at the neckline too. lol
ReplyDeleteHey snow, always thought you were a guy.
ReplyDeleteI must be slipping. ;)
Bar Wench Brandy said...
ReplyDeleteI Jorline, honey! What can I get you?
I have two of those------>(oYo)
sorry Brandy...a Tacate please. Don't forget those limes.
You took my dress, Helen! You are going to stretch it to heck!
ReplyDeleteNo, honey, I bought a size larger. I've been working out, see?
/flexes tanned toned sexy biceps
LET'S GO, SAGE! NOW!
Coming right up Bat Guano.
ReplyDeleteSage I know love if blind, but for Gawds sake man!
ReplyDeleteRun buzz, run. I am running to the gents. Let me know when the coast is clear.
ReplyDeleteHi Bambi, how about an iced tea?
ReplyDelete"Saw that batquano, grab a stool and start drinking heavily."
ReplyDeleteI need no encouragement Dez. My order is up!
Jorline! With salt and lime.
ReplyDeleteone size, Helen?
ReplyDeleteBar Wench Bambi said...
ReplyDeleteHello, Jorline. I'm Bambi. What would you like to drink?
Hey Sas and DEZ....are my eyes fucking with me?
Hi Bambi
I didnt know Louisville Tent and Awnings made red dresses.
ReplyDeleteHey, Dez. How long you been here?
ReplyDeleteHere's a little something from Napa Valley Bat. Hope you like it.
ReplyDeleteMMMMmmmm, tasty Horchata! Who'da thunk you could get this tiger nut beverage here at the Patriot Liberty Pub! Thanks, wenches--that's real hospitality.
ReplyDeleteHi {snow .. lauren} how you're doin'?
ReplyDeletehere, lauren!
ReplyDelete