Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Official C2 Sober Up Post-Pub Open Thread




61 comments:

  1. Interestingly enough, I am drinking coffee.. but I'm not shitfaced.

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  2. Kellogg's will use laser to burn logo on to individual corn flakes to stamp out fakes

    According to the advertising slogan, if you see Kellogg's on the box then you know it's Kellogg's in the box.

    But now the company has become so concerned about similarly packaged supermarket cereals, it has developed a laser to burn its logo on to individual Corn Flakes.

    The concentrated beam of light creates a toasted appearance without changing the taste.


    /that's a bit much

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  3. Here's a
    fresh pot you for you, Wendy. Just leave it here when you've done and I'll pick it up tomorrow.

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  4. Next improvement for safety: cereal numbers

    /har har har

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  5. Coffee? I'll never sleep. It's a good think I brought my flask.

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  6. It coffee in my thermos.

    *hic*

    Trust me!

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  7. Woo hoo, Liz Cheney's got a new pro-America group called "Keep America Safe" dot com.

    Debra Burlingame joins Ms. Cheney, and is a patriot herself, having stood up for the families of 9/11 victims such as her brother, the pilot whose plane was hijacked, he likely murdered, before it slammed into the Pentagon.

    I saw Ms. Burlingame at this year's 9/11 Pentagon ceremony, where she was unceremoniously alone at an event that ACORN was probably in charge of organizing. President Obama got soaked, it was a disaster & disrespectful to the memory of those who perished.

    Check out www.keepAmericasafe.com for patriotic pushback against appeasement of terrorists and other haters.

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  8. Killed this thread too?

    Damn......

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  9. Wendy said...
    Interestingly enough, I am drinking coffee.. but I'm not shitfaced.

    You're drinking the wrong kinda coffee, Wendy....try some Irish Coffee.

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  10. Killian Bundy said...
    Kellogg's will use laser to burn logo on to individual corn flakes to stamp out fakes

    According to the advertising slogan, if you see Kellogg's on the box then you know it's Kellogg's in the box.

    But now the company has become so concerned about similarly packaged supermarket cereals, it has developed a laser to burn its logo on to individual Corn Flakes.

    The concentrated beam of light creates a toasted appearance without changing the taste.

    /that's a bit much


    Using a laser against defenseless Corn Flakes?

    Cereal killers.

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  11. Maybe Kellog got some stimulus dollars for that laser machine.

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  12. This time it's really buenas noches. No late night cafe con leche for me.

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  13. The Navy is considering putting women on subs.

    Despite having this report on file.

    Unplanned Pregnancy among Sailors: Background and Opportunities
    Authors: NAVY ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH CENTER PORTSMOUTH VA



    Unplanned Pregnancy among Sailors: Background and Opportunities
    Authors: NAVY ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH CENTER PORTSMOUTH VA

    Abstract: Unplanned pregnancies among active duty Sailors continue to be of concern. In 2001, 10% of young (E-2 through E-4) female Sailors became pregnant. Of all pregnancies among surveyed enlisted female Sailors during that year, only 1 of 3 (36%) was planned. In FY2002, this rate fell to 30%. The national "Healthy People 2010" objective is to increase the proportion of pregnancies that are intended to 70%. Planned pregnancy rates among surveyed active duty Navy enlisted women in 1988, 1992, 1997, 1999, 2001 and 2003 are shown in Figure 1. Navy women who become pregnant often report the father to be another military member. For the most recent pregnancy experienced by those ever pregnant while in the Navy, 73% of enlisted members surveyed in 2001 said the father was a military man. About half of the enlisted female Sailors who experienced an unplanned pregnancy were unmarried (49%), and about half of the enlisted female Sailors that experienced an unplanned pregnancy were married during their most recent pregnancy (49 percent). The vast majority (81%) of men who fathered the children of unmarried Sailors in 1999 were military men. A significant proportion of these children are born to single parents. Among male enlisted Sailors, one of four single fathers with custody in 2001 was unmarried. Of female parents Navy-wide, 24% were single in 2001. Of male Navy parents in 2001, 6% were single. Fully 7% of all Navy women in 2001 were single parents, as were 3% of all Navy men. In 2003, there were over 5,000 single Navy mothers and over 10,000 single Navy fathers. The report also discusses the consequences of unplanned pregnancy, particularly single parenthood, and the costs of such pregnancies to the Navy in terms of dollars, reduced duty hours, absence from the workplace, reassignment, and staff shortages. Also discussed are sailors' attitudes toward birth control, knowledge of birth control, education about birth control, and access to birth control.

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  14. Using a laser against defenseless Corn Flakes?

    Cereal killers.


    HA!

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  15. Sasquatch, maybe we can start the People for the Ethical Treatment of Corn Flakes.
    PETCF!

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  16. The Navy is considering putting women on subs.

    Women and a bunch of seamen.
    What do they expect to happen ?

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  17. Sasquatch, maybe we can start the People for the Ethical Treatment of Corn Flakes.

    Kellogg them all, I say.

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  18. Rev. Moon marries thousands in global mass wedding

    Brides in white gowns and Japanese kimonos joined grooms in black suits and red ties Wednesday for the Unification Church's biggest mass wedding in a decade — a spectacle church officials say involves 40,000 people around the world.

    Friday headline :
    28,000 toasters returned to Wal-Mart.

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  19. Didn't NASA just drop a rocket on the Moonie headquarters?
    Or was that Ron Paul's?

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  20. sb5k said...
    Didn't NASA just drop a rocket on the Moonie headquarters?
    Or was that Ron Paul's?


    There's a difference?

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  21. Friday headline :
    28,000 toasters returned to Wal-Mart.


    ROFLMAO!

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  22. Are those Moonie weddings random?

    You get whom ever lines up next to you?

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  23. SAS - Mythbusters on Wednesday is on duct tape.
    I wonder how they'll blow it up

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  24. You get whom ever lines up next to you?

    Is that what happened with Bill and Hill ?

    Some of them were arranged, some renewal of vows (hard to count those).

    They threw enough rice to feed North Korea for 6 months !

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  25. sb5k - Just hit it with a shot of liquid nitrogen, then tap it with a hammer.

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  26. SAS - Mythbusters on Wednesday is on duct tape.
    I wonder how they'll blow it up


    Thanks for the heads up!

    Blow up duct tape ?
    That's our new bomb disposal tool under the Obama plan. Wrap it up tight,boys, she'll hold...

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  27. Myth busters, my dream job!

    I don't get to watch it a lot.

    I did, however, get to see the show featuring this puppy

    I had an erection for 20 minutes.

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  28. OK, I need stronger coffee.
    My choice of words is NOT working here tonight....

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  29. I had fun with liquid nitrogen years ago.
    Now, when dealing with liquid helium, you have to be careful.
    Funny thing, when checking the level in the 6 foot tall Dewar, we had a tube with a condom attached to the end. When the condom vibrated, the tube was at the surface of the liquid helium, It make the condom vibrate, even though it was frigid.
    I should remember this at the pub tomorrow when Helen shows up.

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  30. Both my wife and I think the same thing about Mythbusters.

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  31. OMFG, How effed up is THIS !?

    Hillary Clinton to unveil monument to Walt Whitman in Moscow

    Leaves of Grass, BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAA

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  32. Is Hill going to recite I Sing the Body Electric?

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  33. How many people get to strap a car on a rocket sled?

    Dude, Where's My Car ?

    ROFL...that is incredible.
    That 2nd stage hit, just wow.

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  34. Is Hill going to recite I Sing the Body Electric?

    Is Monica going to be there with her copy ?

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  35. If anyone needs me, I'm around...just working on a few things for tomorrow.

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  36. Microsoft patches 34 security holes, many critical

    Microsoft Corp. issued a record number of security patches for its software Tuesday as part of its regular monthly update.
    The software maker plugged 34 holes and designated most of them "critical," Microsoft's most severe rating. Among them are fixes for Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows 2000 and even Windows 7, which doesn't go on sale to consumers until Oct. 22 but has been in use by early testers and software developers.

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  37. Open toed shoes . . . in Seattle . . . in the rain.

    What was I thinking?

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  38. Hi guys. It's raining here in So Cal as well Syrah, and yes I wore open toed shoes too. LOL I thought we were going to lose our electricity a couple of times. It was enough to cut off my dsl for a bit.

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  39. I know a good electrician in your area.

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  40. You'll have to introduce me to him Sage. LOL

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  41. Hi, you guys...this thread is always so dead for a while. LOL

    (After the busy day we had, I guess I don't really mind!)

    I hope all is well with you guys. PBJ, what's going on out there - did I just see something about landslides? (I could have dreamed that - I was just digging for news and thought I saw something.)

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  42. Hi CC, There is is a threat of mudslides and it's pretty serious. I'm probably not close enough to have to worry about it but there are plenty of others nearby that may have to evacuate, possibly more than once.

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  43. Doubt it rains that much. LA storms always fizzle out.

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  44. When it rains it pours....here in the southland.

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  45. Raining really steady here at my house. Other than the mudslide danger, we sure need it.

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  46. I'm fading here C2ers. Really nice to see everybody tonight. Take care, all.

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  47. 'Night PBJ!

    Sage, are you okay where you are? Your place isn't going to slide into a ditch, is it? That stuff happens up here too. My house isn't in a danger zone for that, but we know rain. LOL

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  48. /looks around

    /trips over Squatch

    /turns on lights

    /aprays air freshener

    /starts coffee for littleoldlady

    /Goodmorning littleoldlady!

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  49. Did someone say fruitcup? Er, littleoldlady?
    ;)

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  50. I knew that coffee would flush someone out! : )

    Hi Pi Guy!

    You wanta wait with me for fruitcup?

    /I know some cool neologisms

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  51. You got it! Although it's not much of a wait!

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  52. Youse guyz are in da wrong place! ↑

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