
White House Advisers Say Fox News Is Not News
(They'll tell you what the news is.)
Karl Rove, a Fox News contributor and former White House adviser to President George W. Bush, said the Obama administration is trying to demonize Fox News for asking questions officials do not like. He compared Obama's approach to that of President Richard Nixon, who included journalists on an "enemies list."
"This is a White House engaging in its own version of the media enemies list," Rove said. "And it's unhelpful for the country and undignified for the president of the United States to so do."
Appearing on ABC's "This Week," senior Obama adviser David Axelrod said Fox News shouldn't be treated as a news organization. "And the bigger thing is that other news organizations, like yours, ought not to treat them that way, and we're not going to treat them that way," he said.
Big Wall Street bonuses "offensive": Obama aide
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A top White House aide lashed out on Sunday at Wall Street firms that are handing out huge bonuses while the rest of the economy struggles and small businesses cannot create jobs because of a lack of credit.
Highlighting a disconnect between Wall Street and Main Street that has caught the attention of the Obama administration, Goldman Sachs Group Inc's was on a pace to hand out more than $20 billion in bonuses, which could make this year a record.
Compensation is also soaring at several other big firms, which are raking in higher trading revenues amid a recovery in the stock market that lifted the Dow Jones industrial average above 10,000 last week.
But the economy remains weak elsewhere and the U.S. unemployment rate, now at 9.8 percent, is widely forecast to climb above 10 percent.
"The bonuses are offensive," David Axelrod, a senior adviser to President Barack Obama, said on the ABC News program, "This Week."
Experts doubt effectiveness of US sanctions on Iran
A flurry of congressional measures aimed at toughening US sanctions on Iran to pressure the Islamic republic to abandon its suspect nuclear program will likely have little to no impact, experts say.
Congress sent President Barack Obama legislation on Thursday that bars foreign firms that sell petroleum products to Iran from winning US government deals.
Lawmakers are also studying a number of other measures to punish Iran, which Western powers and Israel claim is seeking to develop an atomic bomb. Tehran has denied the allegations and insists it has only a civilian nuclear energy program for peaceful purposes.
Havel reached out to touch a glass dish given to him by Obama, inscribed with the preamble to the U.S. Constitution. “It is only a minor compromise,” he said. “But exactly with these minor compromises start the big and dangerous ones, the real problems.”
Hey, look over there!
ReplyDeleteThat sums up the lefts fixation on FOX news quite nicely.
ReplyDeleteAxlerod is going to throw a rod getting revved up about FOX
ReplyDeleteThe tyro American president got the Nobel for the mere anticipation that he would provide bold moral leadership for the world at the very moment he was caving to Chinese dictators. Awkward.
ReplyDeleteDang. Maureen Dowd wrote that?!
There's only one possible conclusion to be drawn; she's a racist.
/
You guys downstairs debating pot still?
ReplyDelete“It is only a minor compromise,” he said. “But exactly with these minor compromises start the big and dangerous ones, the real problems.”
ReplyDeleteSeems to me the Talmud has something to say on the matter, no? Kind to the cruel, cruel to the kind, etc.
turn, I think they've moved on to the Cheetos phase of the debate.
ReplyDeleteAs Leon Wieseltier writes in the upcoming New Republic: “The demotion of human rights by the common-ground presidency is absolutely incomprehensible.
ReplyDeleteANOTHER white supremacist unmasked!
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Of course sanctions aren't going to stop Iran.
ReplyDeleteThey probably have enough for bombs now, and they aren't going to let go of their uranium:
Ahead of nuclear talks, Iran signals it will not strike deal
Not exactly a surprise. Their talks are just delaying tactics, and I wish the world would figure it out. Although I think much of the world does, and thinks Iran will stop with Israel.
I just LOVE Blogspot - new posts show up, just like that and folks migrate to it without so much as a hey y'all - new thread up I'm heading over there!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, repost from prior thread:
Hey O.R. - "Pot, yes. Crack, meth, LSD? Not so much." is almost an exact quote, but I think it was really Pot, yes. Cocaine, yes.Crack, meth, nope and only White people do LSD!"
Course my memory could be wrong on that.
/ "
Real, I posted the actual quote downstairs.
ReplyDeleteMy line was, of course, just a crack based on JamesTKirk's post.
Hey! Some of y'all are still on the old post and I swear O.R., I didn't realize you'd memorized "Dreams of My Father" or that you kept a copy handy as a reference guide! LOL!
ReplyDeleteKosh, clearly the only reason Iran isn't giving up its bomb program yet is because Obama hasn't apologized quite enough to the Muslim world for the evil that is AmeriKKKa. One more speech ought to do the trick.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize you'd memorized "Dreams of My Father"
ReplyDeleteYou mean you haven't?
Obama Dignity Battalions! SEIZE HIM!
Hey is midwestgak on this thread yet? If so, good morning to you too! Hope you're well today.
ReplyDeleteAnd even if you're not on this thread I hope you're well today! {gak}!
"These intimidation tactics are working and spreading, and they are a cancer on our society."
ReplyDeleteScary thought. See you at lunch.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704322004574477021697942920.html
In reference to the Fox story, I see dissent is no longer patriotic. *spit*
ReplyDeletePhil, try to imagine if the Bush White House had done this with, say, CBS. The editorial pages would have thundered about the silencing of protest, McCarthyism, etc. etc.
ReplyDeleteI'm here {real}. What a guy!
ReplyDeleteWASHINGTON (AP) - White House advisers pledged on Sunday to book administration officials on Fox News despite claims by the president's inner circle that the cable network is a GOP mouthpiece whose programming "is geared toward making money."
ReplyDelete"Making money"?! Well, we can't have that, can we! How will they become dependent on the Federal bailout teat if they're making money?!
From the last thread, before I noticed that everyone else had left...
ReplyDeleteRealwest: Hey there James T. (Cap'n)Kirk - would you classify alcohol as a drug?
Yes, I would. Keep in mind that almost everything is a drug. Vitamins are drugs. However, the word "drug" if often used as a scare tactic -- people never refer to alcohol, nicotine, or caffeine as drugs except when they're demonizing them. The fact that something is or isn't a "drug" is not in itself proof that something should or shouldn't be legal.
Killian Bundy: LSD, everyone should try it at least once in their life.
There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called "college".
@OR: I read the Maureen Dowd article (Alka-Seltzer on hand just in case) and I couldn't believe what I was reading.
ReplyDeleteHe's losing Maureen Dowd of the freaking NYT?! My goodness... I know there has been "buyer's remorse" among independents and moderates, but...
Perhaps the lion shall lie down with the lamb after all. (But the lamb won't get any sleep.)
OR, you forgot your sarc tag on the post about Iran
ReplyDeleteHey Killian - from your link to Politico:
ReplyDelete"We have heard that certain officials in Pakistan cooperate with main agents of these terrorist attacks in eastern parts of the country," Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was cited after a Cabinet session. "It is our right to ask (for extradition) of criminals."
Well listen if y'all believe in the right to have one country ask for extradition of criminals, how's about you send Ahmadinnerjacet and all of the Mullahs' - and whatever reamins of Ayatollah Kohmeni's corpse over here, hmmmm?
I don't understand why the Mullahs and Dinnerjacket have such a high opinion of themselves; I mean what have they done to improve the lives of ordinary, everyday Iranians,hmmm?
What POSITIVE contributions has Iran made to the World in the last, oh, few thousand years?
Iran hasn't been in a war since the Iran/Iraq war in the mid 1980's and it's waaaay past time they re-learned what war really is all about.
And I think President Obama really ought to help their educational efforts, you know??
And yes, I know he won't, but every once in a while I allow myself to fantasize about it.
The tyro American president got the Nobel for the mere anticipation that he would provide bold moral leadership for the world at the very moment he was caving to Chinese dictators. Awkward.
ReplyDeleteActually, a lot of liberal apologists claimed that Obama's No-Bull Prize was granted to him as "encouragement" to help him with his agenda, and obviously not meant as an award for all that he'd achieved so far, and only racists would claim otherwise. Then the Nobel Committee themselves ripped that fig leaf aside in the defense of their decision by saying that, yes, Obama had received the award for what he had already accomplished.
Maureen Dowd is still a Twinkie.
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader: My line was, of course, just a crack based on JamesTKirk's post.
ReplyDeleteI can't support your use of crack.
JTK...
ReplyDelete"Hey Chef".
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realwest - if Iran thinks people should be extradited, I guess they'll be sending their defense minister to Argentina for trial in the Jewish community center bombing, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to hold my breath.
It's salisbury steak day, OLT!
ReplyDeleteSchool food is good food!
ReplyDelete/
James T. Kirk - the problem with your postulation is that, at least back in the day, we never had any money to try any really good drugs!
ReplyDeleteUh, not that I'm advocating cocaine or crack or anything like that! But to compare pot to alcohol as ArmyWife sorta did in the prior thread, is, IMO, silly. Alcohol is simply a generally socially acceptable drug; pot isn't. And I do believe that alcohol IS more dangerous to your health than is pot.
James T. Kirk - the problem with your postulation is that, at least back in the day, we never had any money to try any really good drugs!
ReplyDeleteI will neither confirm nor deny that statement.
Realwest, I sent you email about our discussion last night on the book and stories I'm writing.
ReplyDeleteHey JamesT.Kirk - sorry if I seem to be singling you out, but you are making some really cool, interesting and provocative comments this morning.
ReplyDeleteWhat, precisely, did the Nobel Committee find that Obama has already accomplished that was worth the Nobel Peace Prize? Have we stopped any wars, or at least caused a de-escalation of any wars? Serious question here, WHAT THE HELL did the Nobel Committee find that Obama had accomplished?
White House Communications chief Dunn boasts: We 'control' news media
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Realwest said...
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE HELL did the Nobel Committee find that Obama had accomplished?
The campaign that wouldn't/couldn't/didn't end?
If Dunn controls the media, she needs to get Chrissy Matthews' leg looked at.
ReplyDeleteSerious question here, WHAT THE HELL did the Nobel Committee find that Obama had accomplished?
ReplyDeleteI think we were just supposed to take their word for it. Even Jay Leno's response to "Obama won the prize for all that he's accomplished during his presidency" was "so far, winning that award was the first thing he's accomplished."
Anyway, who cares about concrete results, stopping wars, and so forth... it's all about feelings, and the air in Scandanavia is overflowing with hopenchange! (And anti-Semitism, but that's another issue.)
Economist John Maynard Keynes' book "The Economic Consequences of the Peace":
ReplyDelete"Lenin is said to have declared that the best way to destroy the Capitalist System was to debauch the currency. By a continuing process of inflation, governments can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens.There is no subtler, no surer means of overturning the existing basis of society than to debauch the currency. The process engages all the hidden forces of economic law on the side of destruction, and does it in a manner which not one man in a million is able to diagnose."
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/10/if_obama_were_marxist_what_wou.html
Hey Kosh's Shadow, received and replied to!
ReplyDeleteKenneth said...
ReplyDeleteWhite House Communications chief Dunn boasts: We 'control' news media
Kosh's Shadow says -
That is frightening. They obviously want to control the media, and I think that's what frightens them about Fox. All the other networks are the PR arm of the Democratic Party and the Obama administration; Fox isn't.
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits.
midwestgak The campaign that wouldn't/couldn't/didn't end?
ReplyDeleteThis is the campaign that never ends, it goes on and on, my friends. Some people started running it, not knowing what it was; and they'll continue running it forever just because... This is the campaign that never ends, it goes on and on, my friends. Some people started running it, not knowing what it was; and they'll continue running it forever just because... This is the campaign that never ends, it goes on and on, my friends. Some people started running it, not knowing what it was; and they'll continue running it forever just because... This is the campaign that never ends, it goes on and on, my friends. Some people started running it, not knowing what it was; and they'll continue running it forever just because... This is the campaign that never ends, it goes on and on, my friends. Some people started running it, not knowing what it was; and they'll continue running it forever just because...
(ref)
Kosh's Shadow said...
ReplyDeleteOR, you forgot your sarc tag on the post about Iran
No, I didn't, Kosh. I'm dead serious. If Obama apologizes just one more time, Iran will definitely give up its bomb program.
/here's that sarc tag you were looking for... did I *really* need it?
Hey Denneth my friend, how are you and yours doing today?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Obama controls the MSM only up to the time when the MSM wakes up to the error of it's ways. Or is AWOKEN by events/people of the error of it's ways.
As Karl Rove said yesterday, the Administration is just too ARROGANT in it's dealing with others.
Or words to that effect. Hey Obama and Emmanuel, this ain't Chicago and even in Chicago we got Capone and 4 of your State's last 5 govenors put in jail.
I can't support your use of crack.
ReplyDeleteYou're just angling for me to post an Adriana Lima bikini pic (rear view), aren't you, Kirk?
Realwest: Hey JamesT.Kirk - sorry if I seem to be singling you out, but you are making some really cool, interesting and provocative comments this morning.
ReplyDeleteYou think this is provocative? You should have been here when I announced my secret affair with Throbert McGee... /
James T: you can't really blame all of Scandinavia for the Nobel Peace prize farce. It was awarded by a committee of 5 political hacks, two of which, from the Norwegian Labour party who railroaded the other three into picking Obama. The contestants on So You Think You Can Dance are subjected to broader & to more thorough scrutiny than the Nobel Peace Prize committee is capable of.
ReplyDeletePIM - or Hi Kenneth! sheesh.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't complain, OR. I even have a filter ready...
ReplyDeleteI'm back. I'm working from home today and trying to complete a project a bit early. But I'm reading comments, I swear!
ReplyDeleteI love this place, and the quantity is now coming in line with the quality. Lots of friendly faces and some damn smart analysis. How to gently say this.. the, um.. artistic quality of photographic images on some place I used to visit has gone... downhill?
ReplyDeleteJames T. Kirk - that was no secret! LOL!
ReplyDeleteAnyway y'all, I gotta run, company coming over and what not.
I do hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!
"You're just angling for me to post an Adriana Lima bikini pic (rear view), aren't you, Kirk?"
ReplyDeleteYes, please. I'm out of coffee.
Realwest said...
ReplyDeletePIM [sic]
You forgot to PIMF your PIMF.
James T: you can't really blame all of Scandinavia for the Nobel Peace prize farce.
ReplyDeleteI can blame a large segment of Norway, since they continue to support and elect the bastards even after several other joke prizes (Gore, Carter, Arafat, etc.) in the past. Was there an outcry in Scandanavia about the debasing of the Nobel Prize by giving one to Obama, or did they just nod their heads sagely the same way they did when that Swedish newspaper was running anti-Semetic blood libel on the front page?
The White House Readies a Stealth Stimulus
ReplyDeleteWhite House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett was adamant on Sunday, when asked if President Obama was considering a so-called second stimulus to deal with the rising unemployment rate. "I think it's too soon. It's premature to say, 'Is a second stimulus needed?' " she told David Gregory, the host of NBC's Meet the Press.
But a moment later she said the White House was already looking at tax credits and other measures to further stimulate the economy. "There are a range of suggestions that are being considered right now by his economic team, and we'll see what we come forward with," she added.
On its face, the two comments sounded like a contradiction. But at the White House, there is no confusion. More stimulus is coming, but it just won't be called stimulus. Economic advisers, in concert with senior Democrats in the House and Senate, are planning additional piecemeal benefit extensions, tax breaks and other spending that could eventually add up to as much as $100 billion, say some outside experts. "The fact is that this is a word game. It isn't a discussion of the 'second stimulus,' " says Jennifer Psaki, a White House spokeswoman. "This needs to be an ongoing discussion between the President and his economic team about new ideas and ways to get people back to work."
/you know, because we haven't already racked up enough debt and there's not enough inflation in the pipeline yet
All I know is that the committee that gave the Prize to Al Gore should be referred to as "Nature's Nobelmen."
ReplyDeleteOn its face, the two comments sounded like a contradiction. But at the White House, there is no confusion. More stimulus is coming, but it just won't be called stimulus.
ReplyDeleteTaxes are also coming, but they won't be called taxes either.
Okay, okay, by popular demand...
ReplyDeletehttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033414-01E2D54800000578-956_468x790.jpg
Isn't it sad Spenser? Wait till I post some pictures I took yesterday. Was using my crappy point and shot, and also got to play witht the camera I will be getting shortly. A Nikon D200. I am going to need to get a bigger hard drive. :p
ReplyDelete/between two of us using the Nikon, over the span of two hours, we took over 500 pictures.
//some great ones too.
KB - when history looks back on this administration, one of the glaring bits of chutzpah will be their "renaming" technique as if it is suddenly new and different. This isn't stimulus! Oh no! It is economic revival! This isn't terrorism! Oh no! Its man made disaster!
ReplyDeleteWord games. Terrible consequences.
I said I had my filter ready, OR...
ReplyDeletehttp://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9189/article103341401e2d5480.jpg
Thanks Realwest; I've replied as well.
ReplyDeleteNow that was one obscure reference, buzz.
ReplyDeleteGood to have you here!
Taxes are also coming, but they won't be called taxes either.
ReplyDeleteUp here they are called either "User Fees", or "Enhanced Services".
/a tax by any other name...
Appeasement is also coming, but it will be called "smart, tough diplomacy".
ReplyDeleteIs Dowd schizoid? Or merely like most libs, lacking in core values?
ReplyDeleteHavel reached out to touch a glass dish given to him by Obama, inscribed with the preamble to the U.S. Constitution. “It is only a minor compromise,” he said. “But exactly with these minor compromises start the big and dangerous ones, the real problems.”
Our president would be well advised to listen. Havel is looking at this not only as a moral champion but as a playwright. Obama (who, as Robert Draper wrote, has read and reread Shakespeare’s tragedies) does not want his fatal flaw to be that he compromises so much that his ideals get blurred out of recognition.
On this I can agree, except BHO reading Shakespeare, okay he's read him but like Marx and Lenin fails to understand....
Then her last line.
The president should remember, though, that when you’re cooking up a more perfect Union, sometimes you’ve got to break some eggs.
The "More Prefect Union" is compromised and built on the recognition of the individuals rights and sovereignty. Breaking a few eggs is Stalinism, denial of everything to the individual in service of the state. Those two ideas are diametrically opposed. You cannot a have a more perfect union and break a few eggs to get it. You can wreak the union to have a Stalinist Utopia which is only a Utopia for those with a Dacha and Party Card.
Morning C2ers!
Hi Dealwest!
ReplyDeleteI'm fine and the family is doing very well thanks. We closed up the cottage on the weekend and took a last walk on the beach. Lovely sunny day, but there was some frost on the ground in the morning.
Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDelete"The tyro American president got the Nobel for the mere anticipation that he would provide bold moral leadership for the world at the very moment he was caving to Chinese dictators. Awkward.
Dang. Maureen Dowd wrote that?!"
I was encouraged by that, too. Until she finished up with this;
"The president should remember, though, that when you’re cooking up a more perfect Union, sometimes you’ve got to break some eggs."
Now where have I heard before about breaking some eggs.....
JamesTKirk would have cast an Orion slave girl instead of Natalie Wood, and titled the film "Splendor, Like The Grass".
ReplyDeleteObama will eventually "force" the Germans to re-absorb Austria and the Sudetenland.
ReplyDelete/he's THAT tough on foreign policy
Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteNow that was one obscure reference, buzz.
Just trying to keep the bar raised.
And it's no wonder THAT crack is addicting.
ReplyDeleteNow where have I heard before about breaking some eggs.....
ReplyDeleteFrom Anita Dunn's *third* favorite political philosopher, perhaps?
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Morning JCM, everyone is in fine form this Monday morning. I guess the coffee was extra caffinated today.
ReplyDelete/speaking of which, I think it's time for another cup.
ArmyWife said...
ReplyDeleteWord games. Terrible consequences.
Overseas Contingency Operation
/war by euphemism
Hey, OR, you see that picture of Adriana?
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, isn't she?
Oh, well.
/
Good morning.
ReplyDeleteThe market is up about 0.75% at the moment. Oil and gold are also rising too.
Condolences to Titans fans for the 59 - 0 shellacking by the Patriots yesterday in the snow.
Just remember Pat's fans, what goes around comes around. I can't wait to see the Pat's get injured and have someone run up the score on them.
And unemployment over 10% is coming and it will be called "jobs saved or created" ..
ReplyDeleteThe Titans are trying to revive their Oilers past.
ReplyDeleteBud Adams still owes me money.
midwestgak said...
ReplyDeleteThe campaign that wouldn't/couldn't/didn't end?
Kosh's Shadow says -
Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends -
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Barack Hussein Obama!!!
There behind this glass
is a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass
Morning 3W, that Vikings game was a squeaker ...
ReplyDeleteOldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteObama will eventually "force" the Germans to re-absorb Austria
I don't see that happening. Why, the Germans don't even SPEAK Austrian!
/smartest POTUS evah
Mark Levin's "primer" on conservatism, statism and the founding of our country is genius so far as I've read. Succinct, topical chapters reminding us of why most of us think the way we do. The chapter on Faith and the Founding shows clearly that, while David Barton (of Wallbuilders) is sloppy and over-reaches on some points, the other side of hyper-rationalism is even more incorrect. Our Founders were not merely men of The Enlightenment, but men of faith as well.
ReplyDeleteJames T Kirk,
ReplyDeleteYou can blame Norway for sure. A small ethnically homogenous population, on a resource rich strip of land in northern Europe, protected by NATO, & so fabulously endowed with oil they can afford the false comfort of a bankrolled socialist paradise. Yet they feel qualified and entitled to lecture the rest of the world on the right way to achieve peace & economic security.
What is shocking to me is the spin that people are ok with no job - they have more time to spend with their family. My family, in particular, likes a roof over their head. How do they reconcile that in their pea brains?
ReplyDeleteI love ELP
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteI don't see that happening. Why, the Germans don't even SPEAK Austrian!
/smartest POTUS evah
Why you racist bastard. Expect a phone call from Al Sharpton, and no football team for you!
/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22CGlF7l5MI
ReplyDeleteArmywife, no kidding. While I have enjoyed that ONE PART of being semi-employed for the last little while, starting next week when I'll be over-employed will be much better for my family in general.
ReplyDeleteSpenser (with an S)
ReplyDeleteLiberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto
The Best Book in a decade or two, probably since Goldwater's Conscience of a Conservative.
OR, what are those naughty girls thinking of doing to Ms. Lima?
ReplyDelete/lost in thoughts for a while...
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ReplyDeleteand no football team for you!
ReplyDeleteS'okay, I just wanted the cheerleaders anyway.
"Morning 3W, that Vikings game was a squeaker ..."
ReplyDeleteThe Vikings are both lucky and playing well right now. That field goal attempt at the last second was pulled or they would have lost. Favre should have been picked 2 or 3 times yesterday. But, credit goes to them for pulling the game out and hanging on.
Bears stink again, as usual.
S'okay, I just wanted the cheerleaders anyway.
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think.
rut ro, sorry
ReplyDeleteThat's it, turn! YOU'RE BANNED!
ReplyDelete/kidding
"What is shocking to me is the spin that people are ok with no job - they have more time to spend with their family. My family, in particular, likes a roof over their head. How do they reconcile that in their pea brains?"
ReplyDeleteIt;s the media spinning to save their masters, the Democrats.
Expect more attacks on Limbaugh, Palin, Beck, and FOX news as well.
Yeah, they got lucky .. that kicker should have made that. I bet he felt about this big _
ReplyDeleteOldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteThe Titans are trying to revive their Oilers past.
Many, many moons ago the Oilers released a wide receiver, he was too small, too slow. The dominate safeties of the that era Oakland Raiders' Haynes and Hays said covering this receiver was like trying to cover smoke.
This receiver owned the record books until Jerry Rice.
Seattle Seahawk Steve Largent,
When I see these NFL cheerleaders, it's like the Crips vs. the Bloods! Only, they're all really hot chicks, and they're, like, spanking each other and having pillow fights and such.
ReplyDelete-what Rush *should* have said
My family, in particular, likes a roof over their head.
ReplyDeleteNew memo: Food and shelter are overrated.
OldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteObama will eventually "force" the Germans to re-absorb Austria and the Sudetenland.
One of the things I love about German Paper Towels™ is their extra absorbency.
haha, I'll really be lost if I get banned from here.
ReplyDeleteSpenser - I'd like to have more time at home, too. But I don't know that I can reduce my bills to match the reduction in income just because I'd LIKE that to happen.It just isn't reality.
ReplyDeleteGerman Facial Tissue™ is good, too.
ReplyDelete"Ansch-luss!"
Gesundheit!
"Yeah, they got lucky .. that kicker should have made that. I bet he felt about this big "
ReplyDeleteWell these things have a way of breaking the other way at a real bad time. I remember back in the 90's the Bears had a season where they caught all the breaks and made it into the playoff's.
However, the breaks went the other way and they got smoked in the 1st round and were a quick out.
The Vikings are good, but they are not this good. Things will change for them.
OR: Don't forget German Toilet Paper™ for your next shitzkrieg.
ReplyDeleteWho needs a job with Free Obama Money?
ReplyDelete3 wood said...
ReplyDeleteThe Vikings are good, but they are not this good
/next week will tell
BUZZ! You made me wake up the chihuahuas laughing! They aren't amused.
ReplyDeleteMy Bears do not stink. So what if they turned it over, turned it ov er, turned it o v e r?
ReplyDeleteNot really a vikings fan but I'm routing for Favre because he's defying the odds. It would be cool if he made it into the playoffs against GB, that would be another Ice Bowl type game for sure.
ReplyDeleteWho needs a job with Free Obama Money?
ReplyDeletemmmm mmmm mmmm
I hope Free Obama Money™ is equal too, or greater than, my Hard Earned ArmyWife Money™.
ReplyDeleteI remember Jim finks, the Bears GM in the late 70's and early 80's saying on an interview something about sports that I truly believe. Over time, regardless of the sport, you win about 1/3rd of the games no matter what you do, you lose about 1/3 of the games no matter what you do, but it's the middle 1/3rd that make the difference and show your talent level.
ReplyDeleteThose odds will catch up to the Vikings. The Vikings will lose about 5 games.
Free Obama Money
ReplyDeleteJust remember, you get what you pay for.
HE-AWM?
ReplyDeleteThese paper puns are truly providing reams of laughter.
ReplyDeleteGermans? They'll make up any excuse to get naked, it's a cultural thing.
ReplyDelete/99 Red Balloons singer Nena in Damanhur naked time travel sect
Kosh's Shadow said...
ReplyDeleteJust remember, you get what you pay for.
IF you're lucky.
/corollary
Hey, promising time travel to women in order to get their clothes off WORKS.
ReplyDeleteTrust me.
Hey, promising time travel to women in order to get their clothes off WORKS.
ReplyDeleteThrow a little medical marijuana in, and you're GOLD !
Naked time travel gets rather unpleasant when you wind up in the Ice Age.
ReplyDeleteNaked time travel gets rather unpleasant when you wind up in the Ice Age.
ReplyDeleteThere's always a sexy and open-minded cavewoman looking for company.
Just hope you find the open-minded cave woman before the very hungry cave bear.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, the "you have to be naked to travel through time" idea appeared in the first two Terminator movies, and then was tossed aside in the third with no explanation, wasn't it?
ReplyDelete(Also, in the first, only living organic matter could pass through... in the second, a liquid-metal terminator, no problem!)
LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gducgTcJMMU
What about a wool sweater. Organic material and helps with frost bite in the non-mentionable areas.
ReplyDeleteJTK, do they look surprised when you tell them what you really meant by "secret access to a wormhole"?
ReplyDelete/sorry
JamesTKirk said...
ReplyDeleteNaked time travel gets rather unpleasant when you wind up in the Ice Age.
There's always a sexy and open-minded cavewoman looking for company.
The key is finding her before the "shrinkage" issue invites derisive laughter.
Come to think of it, the "you have to be naked to travel through time" idea appeared in the first two Terminator movies, and then was tossed aside in the third with no explanation, wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteNo, they were still nude in T3.
Also, in the first, only living organic matter could pass through...
ReplyDeleteOnce you stripped away the meat covering, the Terminator's metal skeleton was far from "living" and "organic".
Howdy kids.
ReplyDeleteIt would probably never occur to Maureen Dowd that there is a connection between Obama's ejecting "human rights" for political expediency and the branding of Fox News as the enemy.
One cheer to some of the folks at CNN for criticizing the White House on this one.
I've seen too many naked Germans on beaches in Greece, who really, really, did not need to be naked. /shudder
ReplyDeletecheer.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I could muster.
mmmm, meat covering ...
ReplyDelete/
Once you stripped away the meat covering, the Terminator's metal skeleton was far from "living" and "organic".
ReplyDeleteIndeed, which made for a poor explanation of why he couldn't bring advanced weaponry back in time with him (and again, that "rule" was tossed aside by the third movie). But I guess it would be a mistake to over-analyze the "Terminator" movies, wouldn't it?
That's the problem with nude beaches - no quality control.
ReplyDeleteWhite House advisers don’t seem worried yet that Obama’s transformational aura could get smudged if too much is fudged.
ReplyDeleteCute phrasing Maureen -- of course the problem is that the aura, like the halos in his press photos, was a carefully scripted lie. The Smudge is Fudge.
Lucius Septimius said...
ReplyDeleteIt would probably never occur to Maureen Dowd that there is a connection between Obama's ejecting "human rights" for political expediency and the branding of Fox News as the enemy.
/um, what does that have to do with naked time travel?
OR, were they fat German businessmen forming pyramids and frightening children and barging in the queues..
ReplyDeleteAnd if you're not at your table spot on 7, you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup; the first item on the menu of international cuisine.
Indeed, which made for a poor explanation of why he couldn't bring advanced weaponry back in time with him
ReplyDeleteHe just would have had to stick it inside his "meat covering" ... "somewhere".
Kosh, what a silly bunt.
ReplyDeleteeck with the overseas beaches, I've seen regular old American beaches where visual crimes against humanity have been committed.
ReplyDeleteThere should be no bail for some atrocities.
*Heck*
ReplyDeleteIz dat ein Panzerfaust in deine pantsen, oder du just glad to zee mich?
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He just would have had to stick it inside his "meat covering" ... "somewhere".
ReplyDeleteThe Terminator need al-Q to teach him how to make a "butt bomb"!
Killian -- naked time travel is a universal human right, and the President should be doing all that is possible to make sure we all have access to the highest quality time travel so we can boink with reckless abandon the eager (and hopefully easily impressed) hussies of the past and the future.
ReplyDelete"Terminator" movies hold more connection to reality for me than Maureen Dowd.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she's done something in her past that justifies me never taking anything she ever says into account ever again.
/unless I want to
/but you can't
Kosh, the first time I went to a topless beach was in northern Spain. Fat German hausfraus everywhere... not good. Then, suddenly, this spectacular Spanish girl, twenty-something, tall, tanned, FIRM, strolls up from the waterline... it was like Boticelli's Venus, amazing.
ReplyDeleteAdd another "t" to "Boticelli", please.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvrdmQh2isA
ReplyDeleteam I the only girl on board right now? I will tell you, things were where they were supposed to be until Mr. AW got me pregnant twice. I blame him.
ReplyDeleteGoing back in time for them sexy cave women!
ReplyDeleteLucius Septimius said...
ReplyDeleteKillian -- naked time travel is a universal human right, and the President should be doing all that is possible to make sure we all have access to the highest quality time travel so we can boink with reckless abandon the eager (and hopefully easily impressed) hussies of the past and the future.
I thought the hussies of the past had no eyes for anyone but hussars.
highest quality time travel so we can boink with reckless abandon the eager (and hopefully easily impressed) hussies of the past and the future.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't work that easily.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nda2cdOIhY
So, how's that whole Peace Prize thing working out?
ReplyDeleteIran threatens Britain and U.S. after Guard bombing
TEHRAN (Reuters) – The head of Iran's Revolutionary Guards on Monday vowed to "retaliate" against the United States and Britain after accusing them of backing the perpetrators of a suicide bombing that killed six Guards commanders.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091019/ts_nm/us_iran_guards_attack
Occasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteKosh, the first time I went to a topless beach was in northern Spain. Fat German hausfraus everywhere... not good. Then, suddenly, this spectacular Spanish girl, twenty-something, tall, tanned, FIRM, strolls up from the waterline... it was like Boticelli's Venus, amazing.
You should have invited her out for a hot bird and cold Boticelli.
That's Boticellit.
ReplyDelete/OR said so
AW, I'm sure you are as beautiful as my wife is after children. Not just to Mr. AW, but in reality also.
ReplyDelete"Fat German hausfraus"?
ReplyDeleteImpossible!
Only USAmericans are fat!
I concur with Spenser, and that's without using my green skin filter, too.
ReplyDeleteOccasional Reader said...
ReplyDeleteSo, how's that whole Peace Prize thing working out?
Eggs must be broken, peas must be whirled to form a more perfect union.
Good morning. I see the world is still going to Hell in a hand basket, but in the immortal words of Bob Weir, "At least I'm enjoying the ride."
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone today?
OldLineTexan said...
ReplyDelete"Fat German hausfraus"?
Impossible!
Only USAmericans are fat!
Ha!
The thing is, they are fat in kilos, which is cool and decimal, whereas Americans are fat in pounds, which are nowhere near as sophisticated.
You should have invited her out for a hot bird and cold Boticelli.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm your giotto-guy for tips on picking up hot birds at the beach.
Buzz -- lol!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of fatty meat coverings, time for lunch.
And the British are fat in stones.
ReplyDeleteI love how the White House fights the War on Fox News more aggressively than the War on Terror.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm your giotto-guy for tips on picking up hot birds at the beach.
ReplyDeleteHey -- Donatello him all your secrets!
"Commissioner Gordo, we need women! What are we to do?"
ReplyDelete"Send up the Bat-icelli Signal!"
tfc3rid: I love how the White House fights the War on Fox News more aggressively than the War on Terror.
ReplyDeleteFox News is obviously a bigger threat to them.
Thank you, Spenser.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, a few conversions here. 220 pounds is 100 kilos or 15.7 stone. I see what they are going for here. Each different system makes you sound like you way less. :)
ReplyDeleteYOYOYO!!!
ReplyDeleteFellow banneeesss!
It is I, TypicalWhitey!!
Batman - World's Greatest Detective.
ReplyDeleteThis White House fights anything that reminds them of what America should stand for harder than any thing else. It is all they know to do. It is their "normal"
ReplyDeleteWelcome, AA/TW!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, they are fat in kilos, which is cool and decimal, whereas Americans are fat in pounds, which are nowhere near as sophisticated.
To say nothing of weight in "stones."
Welcome to the free blog armyaunt. I am sure you have heard of the main rule here? What is past is past, and shall not be discussed. Our feet point forward so that is the way we look. ;)
ReplyDeleteOn the Slimfast Euro-Weanie Diet, I went from 250 pounds to 150 Kilos in just three weeks!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Euro-Weanie Diet!
To say nothing of weight in "stones."
ReplyDeleteOr the weight while stoned. All those Cheetos add up.
Is the Italian Renaissance Painting pun thread already over, or should I keep in-sistine?
ReplyDeletebetter now lol
ReplyDeleteHey it's another TypicalWhitey! Welcome home
ReplyDeleteBSM, not only that ...
ReplyDeletePounds are weight, which is dependent on gravity.
Kilos are merely mass with no gravitational component.
Ergo and QED, Europeans float.
Howdy Armyaunt. Leave your old nic in the closet and come out and play. Welcome aboard.
ReplyDeleteJTK - Cheetos? Ha!
ReplyDeleteCheese puffs are worse. Much, much, much worse.
My mutt picked one up a kid had dropped. I swear to you she plumped up before my eyes.
Or keep it but still come out and play. LOL.
ReplyDeleteKilos are merely mass
ReplyDeleteI've had enough of your anti-Catholic bigotry, OLT.
/
Dianna said...
ReplyDeleteTo say nothing of weight in "stones."
Takes me back to when I was a kiddie in the sceptre'd Isle, and we were learning weights and measures by rote, chanting:
Sixteen ounces makes one pound,
Fourteen pounds makes one stone,
Eight stone makes one hundredweight, and
Twenty hundredweight makes one ton.
Ah, memories.
Welcome to the free blog armyaunt. I am sure you have heard of the main rule here? What is past is past, and shall not be discussed. Our feet point forward so that is the way we look. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Welcome, TypicalWhitey! Welcom to our humble online home.
ReplyDeletePlease take a moment to peruse our posting policies.
Our rules are few, but very important.
And again, welcome!
Hey AA, TW! Welcome. You posted (somewhere) quite a bit around election time, no? Good to have you.
ReplyDeleteIs realwest here?
ReplyDeleteTW -
ReplyDeleteRead the rules below "Post A Comment". The rest is cool, welcome.
The question is, are "Cheetos" so named because of their cheese flavor, or because it's what people cheat on their diets with?
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