Monday, October 12, 2009

The Liberty Pub - OPEN Monday Night Football

213 comments:

  1. Hi DEZ! Any particular kind of beer?

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  2. Hey Bar Wench.

    I could use a beer. These twelve hour days are killin' me.

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  3. Bar Wench said...

    Really good to see you DEZ!

    I cant be missed all that much.

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  4. That will work.
    *chugs beer*

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  5. Stockholm's bunnies burned to keep Swedes warm

    The bodies of thousands of rabbits culled every year from the parks in Stockholm’s Kungsholmen neighbourhood are being used to fuel a heating plant in central Sweden.

    The decision to use Stockholm’s rabbit cadavers as bioenergy to warm Swedes living in Värmland doesn't sit well with Stockholm-based animal rights activists.


    /bunny power!

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  6. #woods did a very good job on the economy thread.

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  7. Ranting away downstairs and everyone's up here boozing it up...

    I'll have a Cinder Cone Red Ale Bar Wench! Thank you!

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  8. Hi everyone! Brandy, how're you doing tonight?

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  9. Killian, Pink, so nice to see you both? What'll you have tonight?

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  10. Your rant wasn't wasted, JCM. I saw it.

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  11. Stockholm's bunnies burned to keep Swedes warm

    That needs a theme song!

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  12. I'm doing fine Pink, thanks for asking.

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  13. Me, too, JCM.
    Uncap a beer and it's like a herd of buffalo.

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  14. I'll hold off for a while, Brandy, I have post-plumbing clean up to do.

    /blech!

    /wanted to stop by and say hi first

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  15. Well the burning hare joke went down in flames.

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  16. Here's your ale, JCM. Glad you stopped by to see all of us!

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  17. Thanks Bar Wench.

    You're a dream.

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  18. Oh no, Pink. That's not fun at all. See you later, hopefully.

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  19. Well the burning hare joke went down in flames.

    Twice.

    /

    Evenin' DEZ!

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  20. Hi Sasquatch. Did you say you wanted a Cinder Cone Ale?

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  21. Uncap a beer and it's like a herd of buffalo.

    I know I need a shower but geez, I ain't that bad am I?

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  22. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Well the burning hare joke went down in flames.

    Twice.

    /

    Evenin' DEZ!


    Tough crowd, sup my friend?

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  23. Geepers, how the hell are ya?

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  24. Hi Sasquatch. Did you say you wanted a Cinder Cone Ale?

    No, I was posting links on the prior thread without even looking at the time.

    I'll take the first Killians you can put your pretty hands on, and How was your day ?

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  25. I know I need a shower but geez, I ain't that bad am I?

    Heh. Well, I didn't quite mean it like that.
    Next one on me, Geepers.

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  26. Sasquatch, I can't complain at all about my day, thanks. Here's a nice cold Killians for you!

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  27. Hey DEZ.

    Crazy busy gettin' ready for the Monster Party.

    Only 18 days. Ack!

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  28. This place is slower than a sled on asphalt.

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  29. Ooh, I am sorry I am late. Hi DEZ, Squatch, Geepers, Pink, JCM and Brandy.

    I'll have my usual old Irish if there is any left while I haven't visited the pub.
    --
    And as Russkilitlover said in the last thread:

    (Heya Buzz! Come on in, the waters nice!)

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  30. Geepers said...

    Hey DEZ.

    Crazy busy gettin' ready for the Monster Party.

    Only 18 days. Ack!


    You hosting a haunted house, a party or both?

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  31. Tough crowd, sup my friend?

    Oh, you know, SSDD.
    I did sort of hit the mini lottery tonight.
    I opened my Gordons 10-pack frozen fish fillets and there were 11...count 'em....ELEVEN of those bad boys in there.
    Oh, yeah, I'm livin' large tonite.

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  32. Pink Freud said...
    Energizer bunnies?

    Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

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  33. Callahan, you old hound dog.
    Good to see ya!

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  34. Good one, Gak. :-)

    Happy to be home, I bet!

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  35. Callahan! Welcome home. Here's your usual.

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  36. Yoo, wassup?

    Hey Sas, did you fart any bamboo umbrellas today?

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  37. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Tough crowd, sup my friend?

    Oh, you know, SSDD.
    I did sort of hit the mini lottery tonight.
    I opened my Gordons 10-pack frozen fish fillets and there were 11...count 'em....ELEVEN of those bad boys in there.
    Oh, yeah, I'm livin' large tonite.


    Gordons fish fillets...
    I would call an extra one punishment, but thats just me.

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  38. Gak! Good to see you home too. What are you drinking tonight?

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  39. Cal, I'm glad you made it home.

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  40. DEZ,
    Callahan, you old hound dog.
    Good to see ya!

    ---

    I am fine and enjoying my spare-time vacation as much as little mishaps allow me to.

    I am doin' good.

    How are you my friend.

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  41. Jorline said...

    Yoo, wassup?

    Hey Sas, did you fart any bamboo umbrellas today?


    something tells me not to ask.

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  42. DEZ,

    A big Halloween Costume Party. I throw them every so often (this will be the seventh one since '93.) Expecting 75-100 people.

    Lots to do to get ready.

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  43. I would call an extra one punishment, but thats just me.

    By the stars, my silly alien friend, you haven't eaten a Squatch fillet.
    You take the fish fillets out and eat the box.
    Guldens goes well with it.

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  44. Jorline! Good evening. Something to drink?

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  45. Callahan23 said...

    I am about to be bringing a lot of work home again.
    *Sigh*

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  46. sasquatchonsteroids:

    I have been known to eat the box myself.

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  47. Thanks {Brandy}! *smootch*
    -
    How ya doin' Jorline.

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  48. Hey, nice to see you AW! What'll you have to drink?

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  49. Hey Sas, did you fart any bamboo umbrellas today?

    pieces,J,little bamboo pieces.

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  50. You're very welcome {{Callahan}}.

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  51. Geepers, sounds like fun.. and a lot of work.

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  52. DEZ said...

    Jorline said...

    Yoo, wassup?

    Hey Sas, did you fart any bamboo umbrellas today?

    something tells me not to ask.


    Sas was partying hard last night...ended with foofoo umbrella drinks. I was driving the cab and was afraid Sas would spew.

    Actually he slept like a baby all the way home.

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  53. midwestgak,
    Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
    --
    LOL

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  54. I have been known to eat the box myself.

    Thought you looked a little slickery tonight.

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  55. FooFoo umbrella drinks.
    How bold.

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  56. It's down right COLD here in the great state of VA! He had to turn the heat on!

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  57. Bar Wench said...
    Gak! Good to see you home too. What are you drinking tonight?

    Nothing tonight, thanks, Bar Wench.

    Glad to be home.

    Good night. {Hugs} for all.

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  58. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    I have been known to eat the box myself.

    Thought you looked a little slickery tonight.



    *Evil grin*

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  59. Tecate with lime please Brandy.

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  60. Gak, thanks for stopping by. See you soon!

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  61. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

    Heh, I missed that one. Nice.

    I liked when the EB went from a "C" to a double "D" myself.

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  62. Hello Ya'll ...

    I think I owe Helen an apology .. not sure but I think I called her a lezbo last night .. so sorry ... I blame it on the ... um beer ...

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  63. Thanks, Brandy! and bye, Gak! Be good!

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  64. ROFL Zigzag!! It was GREAT! :)

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  65. FooFoo umbrella drinks.
    How bold.


    You gonna pile on too ?
    Huh?
    Huh??

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  66. Pink Freud said...

    Rough day, Jorline?

    A good day Pink.

    Are the bags under my eyes showing again?

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  67. Jorline, Tecate it is. Coming right up with a glass.

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  68. not sure but I think I called her a lezbo last night ..

    No, that's not what you said.
    You said she wouldn't make the cut...LMAO.

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  69. I liked when the EB went from a "C" to a double "D" myself.

    Sorry, but I need clarification. Are you talking about women's undergarments here or *ahumm ..... other things?

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  70. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    FooFoo umbrella drinks.
    How bold.

    You gonna pile on too ?
    Huh?
    Huh??


    wats a matta with foofoo?

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  71. DEZ,

    sounds like fun.. and a lot of work.

    Oh yeah, but worth.

    If only just to see one of my co-workers dressed as Officer Naughty. ;-)

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  72. SoS ... um .. you're not one of those people that remembers everything from the night before are you? ...

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  73. zigzaggingthroughghostland said...

    Hello Ya'll ...

    I think I owe Helen an apology .. not sure but I think I called her a lezbo last night .. so sorry ... I blame it on the ... um beer ...


    {ziggy}

    Cat fight! I think Helen will hang out on the opposite side of the Pub.

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  74. zigzag, stash? What kind of a place do you think we're running here anyway? ;-)

    Good to see you. A drink?

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  75. Calling for rain again.
    Bar Wench Get Sos. a drink with an umbrella in it.

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  76. Sorry, but I need clarification. Are you talking about women's undergarments here or *ahumm ..... other things?

    Oops, yeah, I see what you mean.

    The undergarment thing, of course, I would never think such things.

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  77. Bar Wench ... no no silly ... I want some of Obama's stash ... money honey ... as to the beverage ... no ... I have to head out in a minute ... one of my coolers is out at my business and I am waiting for a call from someone who is on their way to look at it ... it is always something .... Right Jorline? ...

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  78. Geepers, make sure they check the night stick at the door.
    ;)

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  79. zigzaggingthroughghostland,
    I wants me some stash ...
    --

    This is no Dutch 'coffee-house' here.
    Just sayin' ;-)

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  80. you're not one of those people that remembers everything from the night before are you? ...

    Depends on the payoff.
    /

    No,actually, it was just funny and I remembered it.

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  81. Dutch coffee house....DUDE!

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  82. Callahan ..

    Have you ever been to one of those? ... I have not smoked anything for a long long time ... but I would like to go in to one of those just to look around ... is it creepy in there or what are they like?

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  83. sasquatchonsteroids,

    I liked when the EB went from a "C" to a double "D" myself.

    LoL.

    I've got the Power

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  84. zigzaggingthroughghostland said...

    Bar Wench ... no no silly ... I want some of Obama's stash ... money honey ... as to the beverage ... no ... I have to head out in a minute ... one of my coolers is out at my business and I am waiting for a call from someone who is on their way to look at it ... it is always something .... Right Jorline? ...

    I HATE when that happens. A lot of money in the icebox.

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  85. Bar Wench Get Sos. a drink with an umbrella in it.

    I even put 'em in my shots, DEZ.
    'cause I likes to party.

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  86. DEZ,
    Dutch coffee house....DUDE!
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    Yeah, I missed the DUDE. %-(

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  87. who left the damn umbrella pieces on the stars? Almost killed me. WENCH! Rye Whiskey! Make it a double!

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  88. zigzag,LOL, you had me worried for a minute! Still waiting for my Obama "stash" as well.

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  89. Coming right up Miss Helen. How ya doing, hun?

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  90. Holy Crap ... time for my exit ... Helen is Here!!! ... handing her off to Pink ... or Hey Callahan ... it's your turn !!!! ...

    /going to check cooler .. may be back ... might need collection box for cooler man ... blah ...

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  91. Sasquatch, DEZ just bought you a drink!

    Damn, look at that perty thang.
    I don't know whether to drink it or f*** it.

    //

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  92. PINK! I'll sit with you. Let's talk men.

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  93. zigzag,

    have never been to any of those myself. It was ages ago that I went to Holland anyway.

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  94. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Sasquatch, DEZ just bought you a drink!

    Damn, look at that perty thang.
    I don't know whether to drink it or f*** it.

    //


    Do both, Wench point the surveillance camera at SoS,

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  95. I can only be here a minute. I need my beauty sleep and be on my toes for the Gibbs guy.

    YEAH RIGHT! As if he is a challenge. Lucky if he even has 1/2 a brain.

    WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE? I need chocolate.

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  96. Thank you Wench. Get the second ready.

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  97. PINK! I'll sit with you. Let's talk men.

    I've been with plumbers all day! Must I?

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  98. Helen is talking men.

    Shoot me.

    Shoot me now.

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  99. I'll be your chocolate, Helen.

    :')

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  100. ohhhhh! Plumbers, huh? Did you see his hind quarters hanging out of his jeans?

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  101. SAGEY! HONEY < knocking Pink off her bar stool to make room for sagey >

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  102. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Helen is talking men.

    Shoot me.

    Shoot me now.


    You can use my model 686 after I am finished.

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  103. I've been with plumbers all day!

    *muzzle*

    Mffff mmpffff mmmmfffff.

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  104. Sagey, I have my second whiskey on the way to get all good and lubed up for you, honey!

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  105. Helen T. is in da house!

    Yeah, I sensed it. Lovely scent Helen. I didn't know they could sweeten up the scent of Mothballs..... Interesting.

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  106. Thanks for that mail Pink.

    Classic as I would have expected...lmao

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  107. I'll be your chocolate, Helen.

    OH. MY. GAWD.

    ROFLMAO! GO SAGE!!!

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  108. Helen, you know you don't need any lube.

    We've already covered this. :)

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  109. You've always been a dear one, Callahan. Not like that Truck Monkey character.

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  110. Hi Sage, heh! Thought I'd fix a special drink for you now that Helen is here. They call it Sex on the Beach!

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  111. < knocking Pink off her bar stool to make room for sagey >

    Now is that any way to treat one of your hosts ??
    Shame on you,Evillene.

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  112. knocking Pink off her bar stool to make room for sagey

    HARRRUUMPH!

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  113. I like to feel a bit woozy, dear. And then bring on the minty lube!

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  114. Let me grab a mirror so I can sit down and talk with you.

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  115. DesertSage said...

    I'll be your chocolate, Helen.

    :')

    What prescription beer goggles are you wearing?

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  116. DEZ I might be in need of your model 686 if this goes any further.

    Oh, what have I gotten myself into.

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  117. DEZ! You old Jedi you! And Callahan!

    /pulls up a stool

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  118. Helen, DS said you have the mark of the beast tattooed on your ass.

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  119. Thanks, Wench don't mind if I do - I have my suit in the car, Sage, feel like a trip to the beach?

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  120. Helen is the reason Islam was invented.

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  121. Callahan23 said...

    DEZ I might be in need of your model 686 if this goes any further.

    Oh, what have I gotten myself into.


    You just gave Helen a chocolate rose...
    Your on your own pal.

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  122. Hi there OLT! Can I get you a drink?

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  123. Stand back, boys. There is plenty of THIS hotness to go 'round

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  124. Helen was a choice that Mohammed had before he took Aisha. She was a bit too old then.

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  125. Round's on me, Brandy. Got my job offer today and, while it isn't as generous as I'd hoped, it looks solid and promising. Don't let Helen into the good stuff though, please. I haven't been paid yet.

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  126. I have a devil on my ass, Jorline. What of it? Here, LOOK!

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  127. Pink I'll second Jorlines thanks for your email. A real treat. ;-)

    And BUZZ all is well ... come.

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  128. I have a devil on my ass, Jorline. What of it? Here, LOOK!

    *dives behind bar*

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  129. Ugh -- I've got a cold and feel like dog squeeze.

    Miami had a good opening drive -- now we get to see what the Jets have.

    Meanwhile, this "Hispanic heritage" theme is annoying. Does GM really think that it will increase sales by running commercials in Spanish in prime time? Or is it merely gratuitous political correctness?

    I'm waiting for the "Columbus = Hitler/Bush" signs.

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  130. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Helen is the reason Islam was invented.

    lmfao...is she the 13th imam? I knew the 13th imam will appear from a well...or was it a well diggers ass?

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  131. Helen T. said...

    Stand back, boys. There is plenty of THIS hotness to go 'round

    *Gouges out eyes and calls Lorena Bobbit.*

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  132. Hey Barwench! I am going to stay awhile. Listerine with a Perrier chaser please.

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  133. I have a devil on my ass, Jorline. What of it? Here, LOOK!

    Who'da thunk wrinkles could do that? There may be a market on Ebay for that, Helen.

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  134. lmfao...is she the 13th imam? I knew the 13th imam will appear from a well...or was it a well diggers ass?

    Before Helen there were no Burqas...

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  135. *Gouges out eyes and calls Lorena Bobbit.*

    Heh. That IS bad.

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  136. I've got 3 more minutes and then it's into my bikini and I'll be awaiting on the beach for my Sagey!

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  137. Helen T. said...

    I have a devil on my ass, Jorline. What of it? Here, LOOK!

    Sas...DEZ..HELP ME I'M BLIND!!

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  138. I am ignoring all the haters in this room. Much like I ignore Obama's stupidity.

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  139. I just threw up in my mouth a little......

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  140. Sos. here take the gun now!

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  141. I've got 3 more minutes and then it's into my bikini and I'll be awaiting on the beach for my Sagey!



    Now I'm really sick.

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  142. Coming right up, Truck Monkey! How ya doing?

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  143. Jorline said...

    Helen T. said...

    I have a devil on my ass, Jorline. What of it? Here, LOOK!

    Sas...DEZ..HELP ME I'M BLIND!!

    I used spoons to remove my eyes.

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  144. I am fine tonight. Feel like a trillion bucks.

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  145. Tiny Bunnies

    (with apologies to Don Ho)

    Tiny bunnies (tiny bunnies)
    In the park (Swedish park)
    Were so happy (so very happy)
    In the dark (in the dark)

    Tiny bunnies (tiny bunnies)
    In a furnace (in a furnace)
    They seem to scream (seem to scream)
    Please don't burn us (please don't burn us)

    Tiny bunnies (in the stove)
    Make me warm all over
    With a feeling that I'm gonna
    Need a goat fire before it's over

    So here's to the flaming hare
    And here's to the roaring fire
    And mostly here's a toast
    To Al and me


    So here's to the flaming bunny
    I give to you today
    And here's a CO2 offset
    That will not fade away

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  146. Sas...DEZ..HELP ME I'M BLIND!!

    Just lay down and crawl towards the corner, we'll come and get you in a bit.
    Oh, and leave your wallet on the bar.

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  147. Wench, I'm going to change in the back. Call my driver. I'll send him back to fetch Sage when I have our beach blanket set on VAROOM!

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  148. Sage takes one for the team!

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  149. Hey I just now found the barf-bags.
    They come in handy in situations like these.

    *HUrrrrmmPhFFF+

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  150. Greetings C2 fron hinterlands America Latina.
    Very dodgy connection so wont be staying for a drink.

    I see OR punked me last night with the first C2 post from South America.

    :::shakes fist in the general direction of Paraguay:::

    Lots of interesting things happening. Will relay some details whenI get a better conn.

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  151. Here's the listerinetruck monkey, and a cold Perrier LOL

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  152. Sos. here take the gun now!

    Sure, like I'm gonna fall for that again..
    //

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  153. Callahan23 said...

    Hey I just now found the barf-bags.
    They come in handy in situations like these.

    *HUrrrrmmPhFFF+


    Um... thats Helen's Bikini top!

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  154. Pink Freud said...

    I have a devil on my ass, Jorline. What of it? Here, LOOK!

    Who'da thunk wrinkles could do that? There may be a market on Ebay for that, Helen.


    LMAO

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  155. In honor of President Obama visiting the Lost City of New Orleans (I'm tingly with excitement waiting for the cap and trade and Bush-bashing Katrina speeches), I'll have a Cat 5 Hurricane "Barry-style" ... take a regular hurricane, put it in a real fancy glass, and shoot the CO2 cylinder from the Coke machine into it until it's nothing but froth and air!

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  156. Nite Helen. Watch out for that sand!

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  157. DEZ,
    I used spoons to remove my eyes.
    --

    Like this guy ?

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  158. Did I read something about OR in South America with a pair of gays?

    NTTAWWT, but what is he doing, running for Governor of something?

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  159. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Sas...DEZ..HELP ME I'M BLIND!!

    Just lay down and crawl towards the corner, we'll come and get you in a bit.
    Oh, and leave your wallet on the bar.


    Last time I drive your drunk monkey ass home.

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  160. ET, how nice to see you again! What will you be drinking tonigh?

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  161. when is he supposed to show up, OLT?

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  162. So, I got a new dining room table today.

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  163. ArmyWife said...
    when is he supposed to show up, OLT?


    Hey! Who?

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  164. Jorline, I would call Helen's ass hanging in the air an extenuating circumstance.
    Forgive us for not helping.

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