Monday, October 12, 2009

The Liberty Pub - OPEN Monday Night Football #2

Posted by Corre∫pondence Committee at 6:15 PM
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209 comments:

  2. Last time I drive your drunk monkey ass home.

    ROFLMAO.

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  3. ok, let me start over. The purchase was from Crate and Barrel rather than Pottery Barn. I'll try to find a link.

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  5. Last, LOL.

    I'd better go downstairs and let them know to get on up here. BRB

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  6. Brandy, in celebration of Helen's ass.

    I'll have a Heiny-ken!

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  7. REPOST!

    Tiny Bunnies

    (with apologies to Don Ho)

    Tiny bunnies (tiny bunnies)
    In the park (Swedish park)
    Were so happy (so very happy)
    In the dark (in the dark)

    Tiny bunnies (tiny bunnies)
    In a furnace (in a furnace)
    They seem to scream (seem to scream)
    Please don't burn us (please don't burn us)

    Tiny bunnies (in the stove)
    Make me warm all over
    With a feeling that I'm gonna
    Need a goat fire before it's over

    So here's to the flaming hare
    And here's to the roaring fire
    And mostly here's a toast
    To Al and me

    So here's to the flaming bunny
    I give to you today
    And here's a CO2 offset
    That will not fade away

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  9. REPOST!

    Bar Wench said...
    Nice, AW. What's the table like?


    It's flat on top and has four legs, like DEZ's prom date.

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  10. I swear, no drink and someone keeps putting my A-material in the dead part of the thread!

    /////

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  11. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Last time I drive your drunk monkey ass home.

    ROFLMAO.

    Still love ya big guy.

    //not telling Sas what Helen was doing to him on the way home. TeeHee

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  12. OldLineTexan said...

    REPOST!

    Bar Wench said...
    Nice, AW. What's the table like?


    It's flat on top and has four legs, like DEZ's prom date.

    Hey, leaf your sister outta this.

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  13. It's flat on top and has four legs, like DEZ's prom date.

    LMAO.

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  14. repost -- is that like compost? or impost?

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  15. Bad news DEZ ... I have two brothers!

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  17. Lucius Septimius said...

    repost -- is that like compost? or impost?

    Compost at his age.

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  18. Lucius Septimius said...
    repost -- is that like compost? or impost?

    Compost will do nicely.

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  19. Hey guys, here's what we're doing for Halloween: Pi Guy has created a bunch of Halloween pub threads for that week. We're going to have everyone (if they want to) change their display name and avatar for those threads. (You can do it on Blogspot, and you will also have that ability on the new C2 if we're there, and we should be)...so you can all come to the pub as your favorite famous person, dead or alive.

    Sound like fun?

    Bare and I were thinking about it and I asked Pi about it last night, and he's in. (This is probably the first a bunch of the other staff has heard of it, but I think they'll like the idea anyway.)

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  20. //not telling Sas what Helen was doing to him on the way home

    Nice.
    I don't wanna know..

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  21. DEZ said...

    Compost at his age.


    I was at the Preliminary Design Review for DIRT, baby!

    /as was Helen

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  22. OldLineTexan said...

    Bad news DEZ ... I have two brothers!

    Wow, those doctors sure do strange things these days.

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  23. Hey everyone. Brandy my usual please and get a round for the pub. :)))

    I am whacked. I quick one or two and I am going to crash.

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  24. OOOH!

    I get to be jorline!

    /what?

    /he's not dead yet?

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  26. OldLineTexan said...

    REPOST!

    Bar Wench said...
    Nice, AW. What's the table like?


    It's flat on top and has four legs, like DEZ's prom date.

    Too funny!

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  27. Erik The Red said...


    I am whacked. I quick one or two and I am going to crash.

    If you know that ahead of time, dont drive.

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  29. I can't find the one I bought. If you care to really look, it looks like the Pacifica, but darker wood.

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  30. ETR! Funny you're whacked ... as I understand it, the same thing happened to SoS.

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  31. Bar Wench said...

    LOL, Jorline, here you go!

    Thanks Brandy...and it sparkles.

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  33. I swear I hear the call of a fossil cock.

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  34. repost; Round's on me, Brandy. As I told some of you this afternoon, I got my job offer today and, while it isn't as generous as I'd hoped, it looks solid and promising. Don't let Helen into the good stuff though, please. I haven't been paid yet.

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  35. It looks great! The problem is my hutch - but oh well, in due time.

    Meanwhile, I'm going to go read some more Atlas Shrugged. Y'all be good!

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  36. as I understand it, the same thing happened to SoS

    Hey, that's never been proven...

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  37. Brandy, have you managed to froth my "Barry-style" Cat 5 hurricane yet?

    If it's too much trouble, gimme a shot of Basil Hayden's and a beer back.

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  38. Hi Erik. Good to see you! I presume you're having your usual

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  39. SoS, that's not what I heard from Helen a while back ...

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  40. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    //not telling Sas what Helen was doing to him on the way home

    Nice.
    I don't wanna know..

    Well this gives new meaning to spanking the monkey.

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  41. DEZ said...

    I swear I hear the call of a fossil cock.

    Don't worry DEZ...that's Helen's dead husband.

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  42. Bar Wench,

    thanks for your
    "Toga party music" link to 'Animal House' brought a lot of memories back. I saw it right when it came out in the States.
    Fond memories.

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  43. SoS, that's not what I heard from Helen a while back ...

    I have one rule.
    Never date women hairier than me.

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  44. Phillies just scored 3 in the top of the 9th to take the lead.

    Boooo
    Yaaaa

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  45. Thank you BW. If I can help an old friend work out how to get up the stairs and through the door I may have a big surprise for us all.

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  46. Callahan23, Animal house is on DVD.

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  47. Sorry OLT, had a crazy gal calling to see if her husband was here. A Hurricane? Here you are!

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  48. Hey pink, if you are around you have urgent mail.

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  49. DEZ said...


    Well this gives new meaning to spanking the monkey.

    Crap...I'm dying here!

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  50. Don't worry DEZ...that's Helen's dead husband.

    This Guy?

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  51. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Phillies just scored 3 in the top of the 9th to take the lead.

    Boooo
    Yaaaa

    Hell of a game.

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  52. DEZ I need to purchase it on Amazon.

    -

    ETR the buzz is a comin'?

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  53. now I'm afraid to leave and miss the surprise - should I wait?

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  54. Thank you BW. If I can help an old friend work out how to get up the stairs and through the door I may have a big surprise for us all.

    Tell.Me.Its.True.

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  56. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    Don't worry DEZ...that's Helen's dead husband.

    This Guy?

    LMAO...BBIAW...I think I pissed my pants.

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  57. If I can get him in the door. I needed help myself and I have forgotten how to do it. I am trying to work it out.

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  58. AW do stay it'll definitely be worth it.

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  59. sasquatchonsteroids said...



    This Guy?

    How were those fish sticks again?

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  60. Imagine adding buzzsaw to this conversation?

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  61. If it's who I think it is, I'm here for the duration.

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  62. Bar Wench Jorline needs a towel.

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  63. Jorline said...
    Imagine adding buzzsaw to this conversation?


    I dunno, I got no love for my burning Swedish bunny tune, and I even played the ukulele.

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  64. Bar Wench Jorline needs a towel.
    And some mothballs.

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  66. Here's a towel for you Jorline but you should have some of these!

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  67. sasquatchonsteroids said...
    SoS, that's not what I heard from Helen a while back ...

    I have one rule.
    Never date women hairier than me.

    sb5k says -
    Notice you only see GEICO cavemen, no cavewomen.

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  68. How were those fish sticks again?

    They were fillets, man.
    I'm sticking to that.

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  69. Truck Monkey said...

    Drumroll please.........

    All we have is a gong.

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  70. OldLineTexan said...

    Jorline said...
    Imagine adding buzzsaw to this conversation?


    I dunno, I got no love for my burning Swedish bunny tune, and I even played the ukulele.

    Hey I liked it OLT.

    OLT...check out what I had in the mail today.

    October 12, 2009



    Dear Fellow Restaurateur,



    It seems like every week, Congress and Washington politicians propose taking over another segment of our economy, boosting deficit spending, or raising taxes on working families, but that is not the case in Texas.



    In Texas, taxes are low, regulations are predictable and reasonable and frivolous lawsuits have been reined-in. Priorities like education, health care and border security are well funded and continue to attract more than 1,300 new residents to the state each day. Texas leads the nation in job creation and economic development. In fact, over the last year, Texas created more jobs than the other 49 states combined! More Fortune 500 companies call Texas home than any other state and Texas continues to be the #1 exporting state in the U.S.

    Texas’s success is no accident. The Texas economic climate has been enhanced by Governor Perry’s uncompromised commitment to low taxes, predictable regulations and a legal system that keeps employers from being frivolously sued.



    The recently concluded 81st Texas Legislative Session yielded a balanced state budget, without higher taxes. Governor Perry and legislators cut taxes for more than 40,000 small and start-up businesses, and funded programs to attract new jobs, medical research, technology and innovation to Texas.



    As Restaurateurs we understand the importance of a sound economy and dependable regulatory climate and that is why we are asking you to join us and Robert Barnes, Gerard Cace, Bill Daniel, Larry Durrett, Roy Gillian, Mike Hamilton, Jim and Jimmy Hasslocher, Tom Kinney, Jacob Monty, Jerry Morales, Lisa and Tom Perini, Scott Plowman and Russell Ybarra in supporting Governor Perry in his reelection for Governor. His vision of limited government and limitless opportunity for business and economic development is good for business plain and simple. With this in mind, we are organizing a fundraising luncheon for Governor Perry on Tuesday, November 10th at Sullivan’s Steakhouse from 12:00pm – 1:30pm in Austin, Texas. Your commitment to serve as a $5,000/Patron, $2,500/Sponsor, or $1,000/Host will help ensure a successful event. Please respond by emailing the attached form to Krystle Alvarado at KrystleAlvarado@RickPerry.org by October 19th to be included on the formal invitation.



    Thank you for your consideration and we look forward to seeing you November 10th.



    Sincerely,



    Bob Barnes Jose Cuevas Mark Maguire Bob Westbrook

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  71. On closer inspection, Trinajstic says they realised it was a sexual organ.

    "We were surprised because it's so big," she says. "We were expecting something smaller."

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  72. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    How were those fish sticks again?

    "They were fillets, man."
    So you ate filleted woohoos.

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  73. jorline, LMAO.

    You oughta see the Houston mayor's race.

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  74. Notice you only see GEICO cavemen, no cavewomen

    We found some hedge trimmers.
    Nice tool.

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  75. fishsticks are woohoos? And someone thinks they are big woohoos? They don't look like big woohoos to me.

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  76. Lucius Septimius said...

    On closer inspection, Trinajstic says they realised it was a sexual organ.

    "We were surprised because it's so big," she says. "We were expecting something smaller."


    Well, she needs to quit dating runts.

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  80. ArmyWife said...

    "fishsticks are woohoos? And someone thinks they are big woohoos? They don't look like big woohoos to me."

    Your husband can be proud.

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  81. I thought that buzz was going to be a surprise. What gives?

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  82. If Helen T steps in and says Surprise! I'm strangling that boy...

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  83. Occasional Reader....
    Welcome,.... welcome.

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  84. Posting from Paraguay via iPhone! It's fun to live in the future.

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  85. Hey OR. Good to (virtually) see you.

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  86. everyone take a breath. We want no one passing out.

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  87. Hey Ishmael (OR),

    how is life treating you?
    Heard that you are in Paraguay?

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  89. OR, did I miss your drink order?

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  90. ArmyWife said...

    "everyone take a breath. We want no one passing out."

    Did I forget my pants again?

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  91. OldLineTexan said...

    jorline, LMAO.

    You oughta see the Houston mayor's race.

    What's happening?

    Perry would be a hard sell for me...he hasn't done shit for the last seven years.

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  93. I think I'm hyperventilating. LOL

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  94. DEZ said...

    ArmyWife said...

    "everyone take a breath. We want no one passing out."

    Did I forget my pants again?

    Here DEZ...you can use my pants.

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  95. Paraguay?

    Say "hi" to Martin Borman for me.

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  96. Bar Wench said...

    "I think I'm hyperventilating. LOL"

    Pass me an apron.

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  97. DEZ,
    Did I forget my pants again?
    --
    does your alien anatomy make the women-folk swoon again?

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  99. DEZ, I don't even notice when you aren't wearing pants anymore.

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  101. Jorline said,,,


    Here DEZ...you can use my pants.

    Thanks....
    Hey these are wet!

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  103. jorline, the field is widening, all nobodies AFAIK

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  104. Brandy -- can I get a glass of Bärenjäger? Please??

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  105. ArmyWife said...

    "DEZ, I don't even notice when you aren't wearing pants anymore."


    I get that a lot.

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  106. Borman? I see nuthink, hear nuthink...

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  107. Evening all. How is everyone?
    I sure could use a cold beer.

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  108. Occasional Reader said...
    What's the buzz about buzz ?


    I wish I knew, it's all the girls will talk about besides big Yoohoos. I don't know anyone that drinks that stuff.

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  110. Train drags half-naked mooner along tracks

    A German man mooning railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.

    The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for traveling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.

    "It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you."

    /Callahan?

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  111. Yes, OLT, iPhone. I hear they'll be available in Texas by next year!

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  113. Occasional Reader,
    What's the buzz about buzz ?
    --

    Boot, today ... kick ... recently?

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  114. Coming right up Lucius and Violet, nice to see you both!

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  116. Hey Dez!
    How are you this evening?

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  117. Occasional Reader said...
    Yes, OLT, iPhone. I hear they'll be available in Texas by next year!


    I didn't know they came in pink.

    /AT&T is of the debbil; I've had their "services" before

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  118. Callahan23 said...

    " Occasional Reader,
    What's the buzz about buzz ?
    --

    Boot, today ... kick ... recently?"

    Free as a bird now.

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  121. Hi Army Wife, Hey Bar Wench.

    Feeling much more relaxed this evening.

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  122. VioletTiger, I can't complain to much, besides, OLT would just blab if I did.

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  124. We're like a bunch of ACORN workers waiting for Obama to arrive,LOL.

    *pulls out betting book*

    Who wants to arm wrestle DEZ ?

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  125. Killian,

    well as I am not tired of repeating:

    The crazy is strong in Germany! ;-)

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  126. DEZ said...
    VioletTiger, I can't complain to much, besides, OLT would just blab if I did.


    I'd give 'im teh mickey proper I would

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  129. Lucius Septimius said...

    Buzz?

    Something happened to him?

    Yes.

    /leave the rest up to your imagination

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  130. We need buzz here, so we don't have to pretend to laugh at OLT's jokes any more.

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  131. We need a Poet Laureate. Anyone know where we can find one?

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  132. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    We're like a bunch of ACORN workers waiting for Obama to arrive,LOL.

    *pulls out betting book*

    Who wants to arm wrestle DEZ ?

    Sure let me get this damn thing off my shoulder.

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  134. OC, I think OLT is very funny.

    And thanks Bar Wench. Much needed.

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  135. I have the potential to be one, Violet. Good enough for Government work, I hear.

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  137. DEZ said...

    Free as a bird now.

    That calls for this

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  138. I could post the flaming bunny song again.

    /so don't cross me, sidewinder

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  139. sb5k said..

    Damned fine call.

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  140. OK. Sorry all. Our friend got tired trying to get up the stairs. He is going to try again tomorrow.

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  141. Poet laureate? Right here, y'all! Check this out:

    Who blew up da owl? Whoooo?

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  142. OK. Sorry all. Our friend got tired trying to get up the stairs. He is going to try again tomorrow.

    You.Bastard.

    /////////

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  145. O/R, I'll start a chant:

    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!

    (Will it work, do you suppose?)

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  146. Now I am mad enough to watch a Tom Cruise movie.

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  147. Ok, well, tell him we are here for him. Shiny, clean and fresh.

    Well, most of us, at least.

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  148. Erik,

    do send him our best wishes and greetings. (Buzz)

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  149. DEZ, we must not have received our uniform shipment. This was the only apron I could find!

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  151. Not even the sawmonkey can conquer blogspot...

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  152. Correspondence Committee said...

    O/R, I'll start a chant:

    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!
    BUZZ!

    (Will it work, do you suppose?)

    It may work. :)))

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  153. Buzz is a-banished? The last one left will have to turn out the lights.

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  154. Now I am mad enough to watch a Tom Cruise movie.

    LMFAO.

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  155. Oh Shucks. I so wanted to see the buzzsawmonkey tonight.

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  156. That was some hot poetry, right there. Admit it.

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  157. Bar Wench said...

    DEZ, we must not have received our uniform shipment. This was the only apron I could find!

    Lets wait till SoS. passes out and dress him in it for the cab ride home.

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  158. I so wanted to see the buzzsawmonkey tonight.

    You can call it whatever you want.

    ///

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  160. Callahan23 said...

    Erik,

    do send him our best wishes and greetings.

    He knows. A number of us have been trying to get him over here from the start. He always said it would be on his own terms. And it was/will be. :)))

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  162. And it was/will be. :)))

    Cool. Another day or even 2 is no biggie.

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  163. A good Buzz is worth the wait!

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  164. Lets wait till SoS. passes out and dress him in it for the cab ride home.

    And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!

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  165. But THREE is right out ...

    OR, how's that pair of gays you're visiting?

    /

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  166. A good Buzz is worth the wait!

    DEZ wins the thread. :-)

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  167. I didn't think I'd ever get my blogger account set up. It's not that easy and those little words make you seem blind.

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  168. sasquatchonsteroids said...

    And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!

    Alright! And manly stories?

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  169. A good Buzz is worth the wait!

    True that.

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  170. Well gang, time to think about rest.
    We have to be the goofiest group on the net.
    But what the hell, we have fun.

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  171. Alright! And manly stories?

    Can always tell who has the kids around here just by movie quotes.

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  172. DEZ said...

    A good Buzz is worth the wait!

    Damn right it is. :)))

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  174. Hey, the Norks fired some more missiles today.

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  175. Have a last drink DEZ. You never know. I am trying my best.

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  176. BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!! (No way am I going to miss this if he shows up.)

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  177. DEZ said...

    Nite,DEZ.
    Don't get it caught in the door on the way out.

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  178. Occasional Reader said...

    "And what am I, chopped liver?"

    Um... uh... No.
    Your good to go here and we know it.

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  179. "Buzzsaw, buzzsaw, buzzsaw!"

    /Jan Brady voice

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  180. Hey, the Norks fired some more missiles today.

    Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays.

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  182. sasquatchonsteroids said...
    Can always tell who has the kids around here just by movie quotes.


    I love cartoons and animated movies in general, anyway. But Shrek is a masterpiece.

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  183. Erik The Red, that was a hard twist.
    one more.

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  184. A good Buzz is worth the wait!

    And what a community / committee we've become in such a short time !

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  185. Occasional Reader said...
    "Buzzsaw, buzzsaw, buzzsaw!"

    /Jan Brady voice

    LOL.

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  186. (We're just as thrilled that you're here, O/R!)

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  187. We got chopped liver to go? Really? Any pickled eggs?

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  188. Truck Monkey said...

    Hey, the Norks fired some more missiles today.

    Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays.

    Just the girls, thats why its called nodongs.

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  190. Hey, the Norks fired some more missiles today.

    2 short rangers into the Sea of Japan.
    You'd think they'd have figured out that nets work better.

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  191. And what am I, chopped liver?

    Of course not.

    You're patè

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  192. Truck Monkey said...

    Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays.


    It's probably the onry time lil' Kim is not so ronery.

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  193. You'd think they'd have figured out that nets work better.

    Dynamite is a bait fish always rise to.

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  194. Lucius Septimius said...

    And what am I, chopped liver?

    Of course not.

    You're patè

    ROTFLMAO

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  195. Occasional Reader said...
    I hear UR a guay, OLT.

    Yes, all teh ladies sigh
    Dere go Tex
    Wotta guay

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  196. Occasional Reader,
    I hear UR a guay, OLT. NTTAWWT
    ---

    Hey, remember if anyone here is Uruguayan it is ME, natural born that is. ;-)

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  197. OLT, we've got some pickled eggs. Heck, I even found some of these in the back!

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  198. "Uruguay" in the Guarani language means "River of the painted birds". Which is kind of... well... guay.

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  199. Now it's time to go. OR, you are opposite of chopped liver (whatever that might be).

    Peace out.

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  200. YUM.

    Any lips? Basically, I'm looking for the whole pig. Pickled. And I don't mean DEZ.

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