BULLETIN TSUNAMI MESSAGE NUMBER 2 NWS PACIFIC TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER EWA BEACH HI 136 PM HST WED OCT 07 2009
TO - CIVIL DEFENSE IN THE STATE OF HAWAII
SUBJECT - TSUNAMI WATCH
A TSUNAMI WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE STATE OF HAWAII EFFECTIVE AT 0136 PM HST.
AN EARTHQUAKE HAS OCCURRED WITH THESE PRELIMINARY PARAMETERS
ORIGIN TIME - 1203 PM HST 07 OCT 2009 COORDINATES - 13.0 SOUTH 166.3 EAST LOCATION - VANUATU ISLANDS MAGNITUDE - 8.0 MOMENT
MEASUREMENTS OR REPORTS OF TSUNAMI WAVE ACTIVITY
GAUGE LOCATION LAT LON TIME AMPL PER ------------------- ----- ------ ----- --------------- ----- LUGANVILLE, VANUATU 15.5S 167.2E 2312Z 0.04M / 0.2FT 6 MIN
LAT - LATITUDE (N-NORTH, S-SOUTH) LON - LONGITUDE (E-EAST, W-WEST) TIME - TIME OF THE MEASUREMENT (Z IS UTC IS GREENWICH TIME) AMPL - TSUNAMI AMPLITUDE MEASURED RELATIVE TO NORMAL SEA LEVEL. IT IS ...NOT... CREST-TO-TROUGH WAVE HEIGHT. VALUES ARE GIVEN IN BOTH METERS(M) AND FEET(FT). PER - PERIOD OF TIME IN MINUTES(MIN) FROM ONE WAVE TO THE NEXT.
EVALUATION
BASED ON ALL AVAILABLE DATA A TSUNAMI MAY HAVE BEEN GENERATED BY THIS EARTHQUAKE THAT COULD BE DESTRUCTIVE ON COASTAL AREAS EVEN FAR FROM THE EPICENTER. AN INVESTIGATION IS UNDERWAY TO DETERMINE IF THERE IS A TSUNAMI THREAT TO HAWAII.
IF TSUNAMI WAVES IMPACT HAWAII THE ESTIMATED EARLIEST ARRIVAL OF THE FIRST TSUNAMI WAVE IS
0650 PM HST WED 07 OCT 2009
MESSAGES WILL BE ISSUED HOURLY OR SOONER AS CONDITIONS WARRANT.
Looks like it's been downgraded early reports were 7.9-8.1
Earthquake Details
Magnitude 7.1 Date-Time Wednesday, October 07, 2009 at 23:13:49 UTC Thursday, October 08, 2009 at 10:13:49 AM at epicenter Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones Location 13.145°S, 166.297°E Depth 33.3 km (20.7 miles) Region VANUATU Distances 275 km (170 miles) S of Lata, Santa Cruz Islands, Solomon Isl. 280 km (175 miles) NNW of Luganville, Espiritu Santo, Vanuatu 810 km (500 miles) ESE of HONIARA, Guadalcanal, Solomon Islands 2100 km (1310 miles) NE of BRISBANE, Queensland, Australia Location Uncertainty horizontal +/- 15.1 km (9.4 miles); depth +/- 2.5 km (1.6 miles) Parameters NST=215, Nph=218, Dmin=>999 km, Rmss=1.59 sec, Gp= 22°, M-type=(unknown type), Version=6 Source USGS NEIC (WDCS-D) Event ID us2009mlcs
There you all are. I have been setting down stairs all by myself for 30 minutes. Nice friends, thanks for calling me. :))) Brandy a beer and a iced shot please.
To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.
Microsoft announced Wednesday that regulators in the European Union (EU) are moving toward a settlement that would end years of lengthy and expensive antitrust battles there. But first, the EU will seek feedback to determine whether Microsoft's efforts to detach its Internet Explorer (IE) web browser from Windows meet the needs of PC makers, software makers, and users.
"We are moving towards a very satisfactory resolution [of the Microsoft antitrust case]," EU Competition Commissioner Neelie Kroes said Wednesday. "I am very positive about this initiative. Microsoft's commitments would indeed address our competition concerns [and have] a direct and immediate impact on the market."
Don't Europeans know how to install Firefox or Chrome?
Killian Bundy said... Father of Palin's grandson to pose for Playgirl
To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.
Erik The Red said... There you all are. I have been setting down stairs all by myself for 30 minutes. Nice friends, thanks for calling me. :))) Brandy a beer and a iced shot please.
Two Iranian nuclear scientists disappeared over the past weeks and allegedly defected to the West, the London-based pan-Arabic daily Asharq al-Awsat reported.
According to the report, the first defector is Sharam Amiri, a scientist in Iran's nuclear program who was likely tied to the recently discovered secret uranium enrichment plant near the holy city of Qom.
Amiri disappeared in Saudi Arabia in July while he was on the hajj pilgrimage to Mecca.
Researchers found that blondes will take 72 minutes a day on their beauty routine compared to 66 minutes for brunettes. This equates to blondes spending 22 days a year getting ready, compared to 19 for brunettes.
The report also found that the average blonde has a better social life, going out with friends three times a month, compared to twice for darker haired ladies.
Thanks, Jorline. Makes me very aerodynamic. I will leave it to your imagination as to why that is important.... On second thought, DEZ is here, maybe I shouldn't leave anything to the imagination.
long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside..
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD 20 BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers..
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
So there's this old folks home and crazy old Opal is walking down the hallways in the men's section of the home, going into each of the rooms with nothing on but a ratty old bathrobe. She goes into old Harolds room, opens up her robe and says "super p*ssy!". Harold grumbles and tells her to get lost. Then she gets to Ralphs room and does the same thing. Ralph tells her to get the h*ll out! When she get to Henry's room she again opens her room and repeats the "super p*ssy!! Henry says: "I'll take the soup."
One for the money.......
ReplyDeleteTwo for the show...
ReplyDeleteTwo for the show.........
ReplyDeleteHehe,you beat me! What are you drinking tonight Sasquatch?
ReplyDeleteEvening, BW.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I'll have some of that stuff ETR sips on.
Here you go then Sasquatch!
ReplyDeleteTonight I feel like an SOB.
ReplyDeleteEvening!
Where is everybody? I'd better check the stairwell.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
ReplyDelete*tip jar hit*
jukebox
JCM, I can't imagine you being an SOB.
ReplyDeleteWhat'll you have tonight?
Evening all. How's things tonight? Any HT sightings?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the nice song Sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteLet's see, .... music!
ReplyDeleteHi Phil! HT?
ReplyDeleteNevermind, Phil, I've got it. LOL Can I get you a drink?
ReplyDeleteBar Wench!
ReplyDeleteGotcha! :-)
Tonight I feel like an SOB.
ReplyDeleteSunshine's in charge.
Get used to it.
:O
Is there any more news on the quake?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you got me alright JCM. LOL Glad you brought your own, we're out of stock.
ReplyDeleteBULLETIN
ReplyDeleteTSUNAMI MESSAGE NUMBER 2
NWS PACIFIC TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER EWA BEACH HI
136 PM HST WED OCT 07 2009
TO - CIVIL DEFENSE IN THE STATE OF HAWAII
SUBJECT - TSUNAMI WATCH
A TSUNAMI WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE STATE OF HAWAII EFFECTIVE AT
0136 PM HST.
AN EARTHQUAKE HAS OCCURRED WITH THESE PRELIMINARY PARAMETERS
ORIGIN TIME - 1203 PM HST 07 OCT 2009
COORDINATES - 13.0 SOUTH 166.3 EAST
LOCATION - VANUATU ISLANDS
MAGNITUDE - 8.0 MOMENT
MEASUREMENTS OR REPORTS OF TSUNAMI WAVE ACTIVITY
GAUGE LOCATION LAT LON TIME AMPL PER
------------------- ----- ------ ----- --------------- -----
LUGANVILLE, VANUATU 15.5S 167.2E 2312Z 0.04M / 0.2FT 6 MIN
LAT - LATITUDE (N-NORTH, S-SOUTH)
LON - LONGITUDE (E-EAST, W-WEST)
TIME - TIME OF THE MEASUREMENT (Z IS UTC IS GREENWICH TIME)
AMPL - TSUNAMI AMPLITUDE MEASURED RELATIVE TO NORMAL SEA LEVEL.
IT IS ...NOT... CREST-TO-TROUGH WAVE HEIGHT.
VALUES ARE GIVEN IN BOTH METERS(M) AND FEET(FT).
PER - PERIOD OF TIME IN MINUTES(MIN) FROM ONE WAVE TO THE NEXT.
EVALUATION
BASED ON ALL AVAILABLE DATA A TSUNAMI MAY HAVE BEEN GENERATED BY
THIS EARTHQUAKE THAT COULD BE DESTRUCTIVE ON COASTAL AREAS EVEN
FAR FROM THE EPICENTER. AN INVESTIGATION IS UNDERWAY TO DETERMINE
IF THERE IS A TSUNAMI THREAT TO HAWAII.
IF TSUNAMI WAVES IMPACT HAWAII THE ESTIMATED EARLIEST ARRIVAL OF
THE FIRST TSUNAMI WAVE IS
0650 PM HST WED 07 OCT 2009
MESSAGES WILL BE ISSUED HOURLY OR SOONER AS CONDITIONS WARRANT.
Wondering where everyone went. I was talking to myself the thread below
ReplyDeleteGood Evening CCers!
ReplyDeleteA little liberal hypocrisy on display
Any HT sightings?
ReplyDeleteYep, all dressed up for Sage.
I brought the aprons back.
ReplyDeleteI washed em with some jeans, you like blue?
Wench....
Origin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteFolks have been know to get trampled in the rush, it's smart to wait.
OoS, nice to see you. Would you like a drink?
ReplyDeleteWow, JCM. Hope HI is OK.
ReplyDeleteBaB, DEZ, how's it going? Can I get either of you a drink?
ReplyDeleteDEZ, you can put those aprons in the back room, away from the food please.
Just an ice water with lemon tonight, please BW. Have to be up early tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThank you Wench, Id' love one. Frosty Pale Ale would be great, but I'll take whatever yer serving and like it.
ReplyDeleteI threw the aprons on the spinach.
ReplyDeleteLooks like it's been downgraded early reports were 7.9-8.1
ReplyDeleteEarthquake Details
Magnitude
7.1
Date-Time
Wednesday, October 07, 2009 at 23:13:49 UTC
Thursday, October 08, 2009 at 10:13:49 AM at epicenter
Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones
Location
13.145°S, 166.297°E
Depth
33.3 km (20.7 miles)
Region
VANUATU
Distances
275 km (170 miles) S of Lata, Santa Cruz Islands, Solomon Isl.
280 km (175 miles) NNW of Luganville, Espiritu Santo, Vanuatu
810 km (500 miles) ESE of HONIARA, Guadalcanal, Solomon Islands
2100 km (1310 miles) NE of BRISBANE, Queensland, Australia
Location Uncertainty
horizontal +/- 15.1 km (9.4 miles); depth +/- 2.5 km (1.6 miles)
Parameters
NST=215, Nph=218, Dmin=>999 km, Rmss=1.59 sec, Gp= 22°,
M-type=(unknown type), Version=6
Source
USGS NEIC (WDCS-D)
Event ID
us2009mlcs
I brought the aprons back.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you cut a hole there ?
nevermind...
Evening, DEZ.
BaB, here's a pitcher full!
ReplyDeleteSorry Bar Wench, got distracted. I will have another lemon honey tea with a shot of whiskey to smooth it out. :)
ReplyDeleteBW, you are an angel. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteDEZ, ROTFLMAO. How about a drink?
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDelete"I brought the aprons back.
Why would you cut a hole there ?
nevermind...
Evening, DEZ."
I do that with the popcorn tubs at the theater too....and some dates have no sense of humor.
How goes it buddy?
Remind me to stay away from the Spinach salad
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDelete"DEZ, ROTFLMAO. How about a drink?"
A beer kind lady!
DEZ, you must be a real charmer.
ReplyDelete/
Here you are Phil, this will clear your sinuses.
ReplyDeleteboldandbald said...
ReplyDelete" DEZ, you must be a real charmer."
/
I do try. ;)
For you DEZ, nice and cold.
ReplyDeleteOh thank you Bar wench. That will do quite nicely.
ReplyDeleteOrigin of Specious said...
ReplyDelete"Remind me to stay away from the Spinach salad"
People eat that stuff?
Origin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteRemind me to stay away from the Spinach salad
Indeed, guess we'll have to saute it. LOL
Something to drink?
*Shudders*
ReplyDeleteCongressional Analysts: Senate Finance Health Care Bill Will Cost $829 Billion
ReplyDeleteCongressional tax experts say the proposed legislation would require health care industries to pay $121 billion in taxes over 10 years
HEY, YOU! YEAH YOU CONGRESSCRITTER!
Got a question for you.
Where does "health care industry" gonna' get the $121 Billion?
Same place you BASTARDS are gonna' get the $829 Billion, that's where.
MY POCKET!
So that's really $950 Billion, and if you add in the normal government bureaucrapic efficiencies lets round the whole thing up to $2 Billion.
Bar Wench, has the stock of torches, pitchforks, tar and feathers?
Sorry Oos, coming up with that ale right away.
ReplyDelete"Indeed, guess we'll have to saute it. LOL"
ReplyDelete*bites down on hand real hard"
Must not respond....
Evening all.
ReplyDeleteI want to reiterate how excited I am for the prospects of this blog.
btw, how do I convince management to put a madrassah page into the new blog (hint hint)?
OoS, here's your ale. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteDEZ, I know I am new here, and I know this may be personal . . .but . . .did you have a traumatic spinach incident as a child?
ReplyDeleteThere you all are. I have been setting down stairs all by myself for 30 minutes. Nice friends, thanks for calling me. :))) Brandy a beer and a iced shot please.
ReplyDeleteAyatollah, how nice to see you again! Would you like something to drink?
ReplyDeleteTime for a break.
ReplyDeleteHow about a beer Bar Wench?
Origin of Specious Welcome. Can I buy you a drink?
ReplyDeleteOrigin of Specious said...
ReplyDeleteDEZ, I know I am new here, and I know this may be personal . . .but . . .did you have a traumatic spinach incident as a child?
You bet...I ate some.
Thanks Erik. I never turn down a drink.
ReplyDeleteHey there Erik. You should know the drill by now. 2000 hrs EST is Pub time. :)
ReplyDelete/or should we apply the training electrodes again. *evil grin*
Erik! Nice to see you. Here you are.
ReplyDeleteOh crap Ghilmeini's here?
ReplyDeleteWell, there goes the hopes of any of us shlubs having an impact.
Did someone mention electrodes?
ReplyDeleteShocking.
You bet...I ate some.
ReplyDeleteHeh. I can relate to that.
Sorry to drink and run, but it is bath time in the Specious house.
ReplyDeleteFather of Palin's grandson to pose for Playgirl
ReplyDeleteTo get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.
/um, Levi, women don't buy Playgirl
Geepers, how's it going? Long Island Iced Tea?
ReplyDeleteMicrosoft Inches Toward EU Settlement
ReplyDeleteMicrosoft announced Wednesday that regulators in the European Union (EU) are moving toward a settlement that would end years of lengthy and expensive antitrust battles there. But first, the EU will seek feedback to determine whether Microsoft's efforts to detach its Internet Explorer (IE) web browser from Windows meet the needs of PC makers, software makers, and users.
"We are moving towards a very satisfactory resolution [of the Microsoft antitrust case]," EU Competition Commissioner Neelie Kroes said Wednesday. "I am very positive about this initiative. Microsoft's commitments would indeed address our competition concerns [and have] a direct and immediate impact on the market."
Don't Europeans know how to install Firefox or Chrome?
sasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteHeh. I can relate to that
Even garden slugs call it slimy, ;)
DEZ, you clearly are not eating the right spinach.
ReplyDeleteKillian Bundy said...
ReplyDeleteFather of Palin's grandson to pose for Playgirl
To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.
aka, Mr. Lifto?
Killian, how very nice to see you. Want a drink?
ReplyDeleteLong Island Iced Tea?
ReplyDeleteSure, why not?
boldandbald, LOL!
ReplyDeleteA song (reposted)
ReplyDelete/hoists a beer and starts swinging
Oh, the Taliban maids
Are prim and staid
And chances at 'em are few
But if you hit the mark
You may score in the dark
Be you Gentile, Hindu, or Jew
Oh, her charms are hidden
Like pearls in a midden
Under a sack of cloth
But underneath
May be Heaven you seek
But first it has to come off
She might be curvish
A Whirling Dervish
With the fire that burns in her loins
Or she may be hag
So take a spare bag
Just in case you need to be goin'
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteWant a drink?
/no thanks, I'm good
Geepers, enjoy!
ReplyDeleteTo get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week...
ReplyDeleteThere's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to make it.
Thanks Brandy. I love this pub. You always have exactly what we want. :)))
ReplyDeleteOkay, Killian. Let me know if you want something a little later.
ReplyDeleteErik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteThere you all are. I have been setting down stairs all by myself for 30 minutes. Nice friends, thanks for calling me. :))) Brandy a beer and a iced shot please.
Hey Specious, now we're both chopped liver!
So what have I missed over the last 2 days? Spill all the beans.
ReplyDeleteGeepers said...
ReplyDeleteTo get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week...
There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to make it.
You choked.....
Chicken!
;-P
Erik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteThanks Brandy. I love this pub. You always have exactly what we want. :)))
Yes, but it is like Chinese food. An hour later you're thirsty again.
/just kidding BW
Geepers said...
ReplyDeleteTo get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week...
There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to make it
His right arm is huge!
Geepers,
ReplyDeleteI will.
What training enhances and embiggens teh love muscle?
Playgirl, right?
If they just wanted to see his buff abdomen, he could go to Hawaii with Obama.
Okay folks I got your creep factor all set up. After you watch that video, you may want to read the article about it.
ReplyDelete/creep factor meter pegged for me when I read it
Where did two Iran nuclear scientists disappear to?
ReplyDeleteTwo Iranian nuclear scientists disappeared over the past weeks and allegedly defected to the West, the London-based pan-Arabic daily Asharq al-Awsat reported.
According to the report, the first defector is Sharam Amiri, a scientist in Iran's nuclear program who was likely tied to the recently discovered secret uranium enrichment plant near the holy city of Qom.
Amiri disappeared in Saudi Arabia in July while he was on the hajj pilgrimage to Mecca.
/defecting sure beats being assassinated
If anyone's hungry we have some sauteed spinach and escargot over on the sidebar.
ReplyDeleteJCM,
ReplyDeleteYou choked.....
Chicken!
Too perfect!
PaladinPhil said...
ReplyDeleteOkay folks I got your creep factor all set up. After you watch that video, you may want to read the article about it.
/creep factor meter pegged for me when I read it
Bender warned against this ... it's WRONG. You got the metal fever, boy!
/
Hi OLT! What can I get you?
ReplyDeleteKB:
ReplyDeleteOr vaporized.
P2, I got 49 seconds in while reading and had to close it out. What sort of sights are cruising that you found that?
ReplyDeleteSweet tea with lemon, dear. It's a long and boring story that I wouldn't tell to my worst enemy.
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteIf anyone's hungry we have some sauteed spinach and escargot over on the sidebar.
Thanks, I'll pass.
b&b, believe it or not a friend sent that one to me. I was horrified by what it was talking about. Plus side, so was my friend.
ReplyDeletePaladinPhil said...
ReplyDeleteI THINK I GOT IT!
OLT, enjoy your tea.
ReplyDeleteP2, yes, but was he/she cruising?
ReplyDelete/
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteIf anyone's hungry we have some sauteed spinach and escargot over on the sidebar
I have a tub of popcorn....
/creep factor meter pegged for me when I read it
ReplyDeleteSomething truly disturbing there.
Gees, get a pet.
Thank you kindly, BW.
ReplyDeleteDEZ, pass the snails.
Hold the 'butter' this time, OK DEZ?
ReplyDeleteboldandbald said...
ReplyDeleteP2, I got 49 seconds in while reading and had to close it out. What sort of sights are cruising that you found that?
How to have sexy with robots???
Peter mounting a sack of fat on Family Guy comes to mind, somehow ...
ReplyDeleteDEZ, LOL. Can I have a little of your popcorn please?
ReplyDeleteBlondes take longer than brunettes to get ready
ReplyDeleteResearchers found that blondes will take 72 minutes a day on their beauty routine compared to 66 minutes for brunettes. This equates to blondes spending 22 days a year getting ready, compared to 19 for brunettes.
The report also found that the average blonde has a better social life, going out with friends three times a month, compared to twice for darker haired ladies.
/*runs like hell*
Bald, have we met before?
ReplyDeleteboldandbald said...
ReplyDeleteHold the 'butter' this time, OK DEZ?
What's that nine-fingered hobbit been doing with 'butter'????
//
Oldlinetexan, it is good to see you here.
ReplyDeleteYou always make me smile.
OldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteWhat's that nine-fingered hobbit been doing with 'butter'????
It's more what he has been doing with that popcorn tub in his lap.
FIRST
ReplyDeleteParkay!
ReplyDeleteLOL, Jorline. Welcome.
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
ReplyDelete"FIRST"
The snails are at the bar!
OK, DEZ, fishin' for a man-hug?
ReplyDeleteThe hug is free ... there's a fee for lettin' go
jukebox
ReplyDeleteI know, I'm late again.
ReplyDeleteHey B&B...I like your noodle...looks like mine.
boldandbald said...
ReplyDeleteOldLineTexan said...
What's that nine-fingered hobbit been doing with 'butter'????
It's more what he has been doing with that popcorn tub in his lap.
MOOOOVE over butter.
Hi there Jorline! What can I get for you?
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteParkay!
That is a hell of a good ventriloquist act!
Have you ever thought of auditioning for Ted Mack?
JCM said...
ReplyDeleteIs that all you got?
/an eleven year old girl's got you beat
OldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteOK, DEZ, fishin' for a man-hug?
The hug is free ... there's a fee for lettin' go
Get the man a beer..... fast.
Thanks, Jorline. Makes me very aerodynamic. I will leave it to your imagination as to why that is important.... On second thought, DEZ is here, maybe I shouldn't leave anything to the imagination.
ReplyDeleteHey look, nearly every kernel popped!
ReplyDeleteAnother from the jukebox
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
"FIRST"
The snails are at the bar!
Escargot
DEZ, ROTFL. You are killing me.
ReplyDeleteSometimes its best to just whistle past the graveyard.
ReplyDeleteKillian Bundy said...
ReplyDeleteJCM said...
Is that all you got?
/an eleven year old girl's got you beat
Now you've gone and done it...... I'll not be upstaged
Hi Brandy...how about a big class of homemade Lemonade...with a mezcal chaser.
ReplyDeleteMy cat had a knife, this cant be good.
ReplyDeleteHas. pimf
ReplyDeleteI killed the thread didnt I?
ReplyDeleteNow you've gone and done it...... I'll not be upstaged
ReplyDeleteOK, let's just put this to bed right here
JCM said...
ReplyDeleteNow you've gone and done it...... I'll not be upstaged
You think so?
Killing Fedayeen Saddam, set to music
/click, click, boom!
Here's your lemonade Jorline and the shot!
ReplyDeleteA crusty old biker out on a
ReplyDeletelong summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside..
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD 20 BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers..
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
lol Erik.
ReplyDeleteboldandbald said...
ReplyDeleteNow you've gone and done it...... I'll not be upstaged
OK, let's just put this to bed right here
Yeah, YEAH, YEAH!
You want a piece of me?
Your all thunderstruck
ReplyDeleteboldandbald said...
ReplyDeleteOK, let's just put this to bed right here
Atomic artillery.
/crewed with a death wish
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/politics/NATL-RRNASA-to-Bomb-the-Moon-Friday-63598462.html
ReplyDeleteWeird.
JCM, linky no worky.
ReplyDeleteHi there Jack! Welcome to the pub. Can I get you a drink on the house?
ReplyDeleteMOONSTRUCK?
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteHere's your lemonade Jorline and the shot!
1969 Stones...cool Brandy. Did Mick make lemonade during the concert?
I thought for sure Brandy would smack Erik for that joke. And that $50 bill he's holding.
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteHi there Jack! Welcome to the pub. Can I get you a drink on the house?
There are drinks on the house? I'll be on the roof.
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteJCM had a link ... bombing teh Moon is the only sure path to Peace
ReplyDeleteOldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteI thought for sure Brandy would smack Erik for that joke. And that $50 bill he's holding.
LMAO.
boldandbald said...
ReplyDeleteJCM, linky no worky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQsZa8F1c
Erik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteCOLD 20 BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Shit eating grin: Priceless
A Realistic Plan for World Peace
ReplyDeletea.k.a
Nuke the Moon
JCM, size isn't everything you know.
ReplyDelete/
Hello everyone - what a night - my little one just started to throw up and is running a low grade fever.
ReplyDeleteHAND JOB: $50.00
ReplyDeleteIn this economy ??
//
boldandbald said...
ReplyDeleteJCM, size isn't everything you know.
/
LMAO!
JCM said...
ReplyDeleteA Realistic Plan for World Peace
a.k.a
Nuke the Moon
/the moon, the only thing Obama's brave enough to fight
50 bucks, man popcorn is cheaper!
ReplyDeleteAW,
ReplyDeleteThat's always fun....... //
{AW} and for the {{{little one}}}
ArmyWife said...
ReplyDeleteHello everyone - what a night - my little one just started to throw up and is running a low grade fever.
That sucks. I hope he/she feels better soon.
On a lighter note: Run everyone, the room has been contaminated with Swine/H1N1 Flu. :)))
Hello everyone - what a night - my little one just started to throw up and is running a low grade fever.
ReplyDeleteAlways hate that, know I'm next.
I know - its strange, she was fine earlier, even rode. Thanks for the hugs!
ReplyDeleteMay not be swine flu ... is her tail curling?
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OK CCers, I am off to see if the wife wants some popcorn. If not, maybe she would like $50.
ReplyDeleteI get so many good ideas from you guys.
:-)))))))
Erik - you know that is where my head went instantly. She doesn't get sick like this often - normally its an asthma thing with her!
ReplyDeleteDEZ, for the last time, no one wants any of your "man popcorn", and I don't care if it's cheap!
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So there's this old folks home and crazy old Opal is walking down the hallways in the men's section of the home, going into each of the rooms with nothing on but a ratty old bathrobe. She goes into old Harolds room, opens up her robe and says "super p*ssy!". Harold grumbles and tells her to get lost. Then she gets to Ralphs room and does the same thing. Ralph tells her to get the h*ll out! When she get to Henry's room she again opens her room and repeats the "super p*ssy!! Henry says: "I'll take the soup."
ReplyDeletewhat swine has the flu?
ReplyDeletePIMF, robe instead of room. OMG
ReplyDeleteGotta run, guys. She is headed to the bathroom, and as the mommy, so am I. Behave.
ReplyDeleteDodger game starts soon. I'd love to stay here and drink but I think I'm gonna go to an actual bar.
ReplyDeleteThere won't be a Bar Wench though, just a grumpy bartender.
:(
Bar Wench, pass the spinach!
ReplyDeleteSasquatch, sorry to hear that. Hope he/she will get over it quickly and that the rest of you don't get it.
ReplyDeletesasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeleteHAND JOB: $50.00
In this economy ??
I bet Helen is 50% cheaper.
HEY DS, we have a question for you.
Dodger game starts soon. I'd love to stay here and drink but I think I'm gonna go to an actual bar.
ReplyDeleteThere won't be a Bar Wench though, just a grumpy bartender.
:(
How much are the handjobs? SoS is trying to save money.
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I'll take a German beer, thanks!
ReplyDeleteOMG, Army wife, it's your little one. So sorry to hear.
ReplyDeleteDon't give him the spinach until he washes his hands! BOTH hands!
ReplyDeleteJorline, Helen would have to pay me!
ReplyDeleteAnd 50 bucks aint gonna get her even close.
PIMF, robe instead of room. OMG
ReplyDeleteI liked the first version better.
ROFL.
How much are the handjobs? SoS is trying to save money.
ReplyDelete50 bucks ?
What is this, Beverly Hills !?
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OldLineTexan said...
ReplyDeleteDon't give him the spinach until he washes his hands! BOTH hands!
Shake on it!
DEZ said...
ReplyDeleteBar Wench, pass the spinach!
Hey DEZ are we going to have to start start calling you Popeye?
sasquatchonsteroids said...
ReplyDeletePIMF, robe instead of room. OMG
I liked the first version better.
ROFL.
Like throwing a hot dog into a warm hallway!
Here you are Jack. Hope this is okay.
ReplyDeleteWarsteiner is better than OK!
ReplyDeleteEric, just dont call me late for happy hour!
ReplyDeletejukebox,DEZ edition
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteShake on it!
Crap, lemme get my silicone oven mitt
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ReplyDeleteSilicon....
ReplyDeleteBoob thread....
Never had a Warsteiner...but it looks fine.
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...
ReplyDeleteJorline, Helen would have to pay me!
And 50 bucks aint gonna get her even close.
lmao