wo cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary, I’ve baked them, I have boiled them, I have roasted them, I have poached them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just can’t seem to get them tender.”
The second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”
The other replies, “You know, the ones that hang out at the place at the bend of the lake.
They have those brown cloaks with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”
“Aha!” the second cannibal replies. “No wonder – those are friars!”
A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Buddhist, missionaries all, were working together in South America. As they were traveling, the three were captured and eaten by a tribe of cannibals. Twenty-four hours later the cannibals had an ecumenical movement.
When you vietnam vets look back, any way you ever ever thought the likes of John F. Kerry would be in command or any thing other than the latrine slush pit in the ground
Adam was distraught and lonely. So God said, for an arm and a leg I can make a woman that will cook, clean have sex at any given moment and treat you like a king. Adam says, what can I get for a rib.
A newly married couple were on their honeymoon in Rio. Shopping in the market one day, they ran across an old man selling a parrot which spoke 3 languages, was very talkative and beautiful to boot. They decided to buy him for the brides father as he would now be living alone, his wife having passed some time ago. They packaged the parrot with the delivery service with a thank you note to the father for all he had done for them.
After they returned,they decided to see how everything was going and paid him a visit. He answered the door, hugs all around, until the daughter asked him how the parrot was doing.
He was delicious, said the father.
WHA...wait, you mean you ATE HIM ?! the daughter asked.
Yes, he said, and Thank You, he was delicious.
That bird cost $800 and spoke 3 languages ! The son-in-law boomed.
Well, the father says, I guess he should have said something...
Over my dead body. The hot iron is now this time put to you,
will you attempt escape into the night, will you stand and fight
Who will it be who says no more, not on our watch.
Finger fights. Word fights. Eyes hard.
Yet, the Nuke option is in Harry Reids useless hand. Yet, the open borders. Yet, the One lies now in old reruns of the orginal lie. Yet, undone the Orginal Constitution.
Evening, all! CC, I am so honored that you thought my comment deserved its own post. I wish I'd been here to preen and gloat at the time. :) Oh, and I fully support your policy and the actual content of the post.
I am currently whipping up a batch of spaghetti, garlic bread and hot italian sausage! And, in between shots of the frosty brew from the Bar Wench, sipping some tasty cheap red wine!
Evening all. What's the easiest way to post under the nic that many of you would know me by? A new Google account or typepad or what? Those are so huge that no variation of my nic is available. It is great to see all of you here!
A U.S. Navy submarine crewman was rescued off the coast of Washington state Tuesday by an Astoria-based U.S. Coast Guard helicopter crew - but few details have been released about the sub itself, its mission and position.
The Navy contacted the Coast Guard Tuesday evening to ask for help getting a sick crewmember to a hospital from a submarine.
Coast Guard Air Station Astoria launched an MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter crew to the sub's secret location. The rescue helicopter arrived on scene at 7:12 p.m. and hoisted the crewmember by basket from the sail of the submarine. The crewmember was flown to Oregon Health and Science University in Portland.
A week ago, Jorge-Alonso Chehade faced a dilemma familiar to many illegal immigrants: leave the U.S. and be banished for 10 years or stay and live as a fugitive.
In a three-day span, the circumstances around his departure, ordered by an immigration judge 120 days earlier, were changing by the hour.
The 22-year-old University of Washington business-school grad was set to board a flight back to Peru Thursday morning, the day before his departure deadline.
That's when a rare, third option materialized for him in a way it hardly ever does for anyone else: an immigration bill in Congress intended for him — and him alone.
House Bill 3638, introduced last Wednesday by U.S. Rep. Jim McDermott, would, if approved, let Chehade remain legally and permanently in the U.S. — eight years after he and his family arrived from Peru on visitors' visas and overstayed.
But the private bill will likely move too slowly to forestall his deportation.
He sounds like a decent guy, just the sort of immigrant we want to come here. BUT, he needs to do it the right way, the legal way.
SPENSER!!! Welcome!! Welcome, welcome, welcome - you can change your display name in your dashboard/profile - just click on your name, I think (?), choose edit profile, scroll down, and change your display name. You can add an avatar from the same screen.
I don't even know how to reply or quote yet, but it's been a very long day and I'll figure it all out soon. I'll have any Weiss brew you have and thanks for the welcome. This already feels like home.
Spenser/Marc: We have to use HTML here to put things in italics to indicate a reply, but another thing you could do is just copy what you want to reply to, and paste it with a little "re:" in front:
re: "Safe trip home DEZ."
Then add your comment. It'll be clear then, too.
The new forum will have a text editor and there won't be any HTML necessary.
Michael Hilton pitched himself to officials in Hardin, Mont. as a military veteran turned private sector entrepreneur, a California defense contractor with extensive government contracts who promised to turn the rural city's empty jail into a cash cow.
Hardin's leaders were desperate to fill the $27 million jail, which has sat empty since its 2007 completion.
So when Hilton came to town last week — wearing a military-style uniform and offering three Mercedes SUVs for use by local law enforcement — he was greeted with hugs by some grateful residents. The promise of more than 200 new jobs for a community struggling long before the recession hit had won them over.
But public documents and interviews with Hilton's associates and legal adversaries offer a different picture, that of a convicted felon with a number of aliases, a string of legal judgments against him, two bankruptcies and a decades-long reputation for deals gone bad.
American Police Force is the company Hilton formed in March to take over the Hardin jail.
"Such schemes you cannot believe," said Joseph Carella, an Orange County, Calif. doctor and co-defendant with Hilton in a real estate fraud case that resulted in a civil judgment against Hilton and several others.
"The guy's brilliant. If he had been able to do honest work, he probably would have been a gazillionaire," Carella said.
Court documents show Hilton has outstanding judgments against him in three civil cases totaling more than $840,000.
As for Hilton's military expertise, including his claim to have advised forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, those interviewed knew of no such feats. Instead, Hilton was described alternately by those who know him as an arts dealer, cook, restaurant owner, land developer, loan broker and car salesman — always with a moneymaking scheme in the works.
Hilton did not return several calls seeking comment. American Police Force attorney Maziar Mafi referred questions to company spokeswoman Becky Shay.
When asked about court records detailing Hilton's past, Shay replied, "The documents speak for themselves. If anyone has found public documents, the documents are what they are."
Shay declined comment on Hilton's military experience.
Oh, thanks you guys (Squatch, dopple, etc.) - I don't know what made me think of it, except I think littleoldlady came along and complained because the first thing she saw when she loaded C2 was that face. : )
Hi Sage, here's another Arnold Palmer for ya. I sincerely don't know who put your sweetheart's picture up on the dart board. It was done behind my back. ;-)
wo cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary, I’ve baked them, I have boiled them, I have roasted them, I have poached them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just can’t seem to get them tender.”
ReplyDeleteThe second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”
The other replies, “You know, the ones that hang out at the place at the bend of the lake.
They have those brown cloaks with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”
“Aha!” the second cannibal replies. “No wonder – those are friars!”
You could have at least posted FIRST! JCM. :)
ReplyDelete/fourth.
Second!
ReplyDeleteThird?
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the cannibal that passed his cousin in the woods?
ReplyDeleteThink about it>
Thought I saw Blood on his sleeve heading in. Hope he makes it up that stairwell okay.
ReplyDeleteEvery time this one gets on here,
ReplyDeletea new thread pops up. I can take a hint.
later
A tom cat and a tabby were courting on a back fence one night.
ReplyDeleteThe tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred, “I’d die for you!”
The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, “How many times?”
A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Buddhist, missionaries all, were working
ReplyDeletetogether in South America. As they were traveling, the three were
captured and eaten by a tribe of cannibals. Twenty-four hours later the
cannibals had an ecumenical movement.
Bohs, stick around the party is just getting started.
ReplyDeleteI'm in "time out"
ReplyDeleteguilt put me here.
DEZ, I would rather not. On that note I am off to bed. Goodnight all!
ReplyDeleteThe stairs will bend and carry Blood upwards. They know who he is, and they respect him.
ReplyDeleteStick around, Blood. I'll get you a cold beer on the house.
ReplyDeleteAja
ReplyDeleteOne
ReplyDeleteTwo
leave out
three
and your
back at zero land.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
ReplyDeleteMoney.
He's the best, Lucius.
ReplyDeleteGood Night B&B
ReplyDeleteEPA Rules your gas, do not pass CO2.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the medical term for the redundant piece of skin at the end of a Penis?
ReplyDeleteA man
Life in the land Harry Reid and John F. Kerry write the rules..
ReplyDeletesucks does it not
Why are women such bad judges of distance?
ReplyDeleteMen keep telling them that a half foot is ten inches.
Here's that cold one I promised you Blood.
ReplyDeleteBlood on his sleeve said...
ReplyDeleteEPA Rules your gas, do not pass CO2.
Guess I better stop breathing then. :p
When you vietnam vets look back, any way you ever ever thought the likes of John F. Kerry would be in command or any thing other than the latrine slush pit in the ground
ReplyDeleteAdam was distraught and lonely.
ReplyDeleteSo God said, for an arm and a leg I can make a woman that will cook, clean have sex at any given moment and treat you like a king.
Adam says, what can I get for a rib.
I killed the trhead again didnt I.
ReplyDeletegah!
ReplyDeleteTalk is cheap.
ReplyDeleteAction is all that is left.
Here we are, back in the high life again
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,
ReplyDeleteI will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say
to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and
break wind, as a form of holy communion.
A backward poet writes inverse.
ReplyDeleteDEZ said...Adam says, what can I get for a rib.
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Damn that Adam.
A newly married couple were on their honeymoon in Rio. Shopping in the market one day, they ran across an old man selling a parrot which spoke 3 languages, was very talkative and beautiful to boot.
ReplyDeleteThey decided to buy him for the brides father as he would now be living alone, his wife having passed some time ago.
They packaged the parrot with the delivery service with a thank you note to the father for all he had done for them.
After they returned,they decided to see how everything was going and paid him a visit.
He answered the door, hugs all around, until the daughter asked him how the parrot was doing.
He was delicious, said the father.
WHA...wait, you mean you ATE HIM ?! the daughter asked.
Yes, he said, and Thank You, he was delicious.
That bird cost $800 and spoke 3 languages ! The son-in-law boomed.
Well, the father says, I guess he should have said something...
Cactus Cuties
ReplyDeletemidwestgak said...
ReplyDeleteA backward poet writes inverse.
Do they have aixelsyd?
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex.
ReplyDeleteI have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
Okay, I'm gonna leave y'all with this. Check out their clothing choices:
ReplyDeleteMug Shots
Well gotta go. I'll see you all in a couple of weeks in the new diggs. Off to NY for a reunion of sorts. (Hugs) for all.
ReplyDeleteNighty-night, {C2ers}
ReplyDeleteGoodnight, Gak! Have a wonderful trip and come back safe and sound. See you then!
ReplyDeleteRed and Gak, good night. :)))
ReplyDeleteG'nite redstate!
ReplyDeleteOver my dead body.
ReplyDeleteThe hot iron is now
this time put to you,
will you attempt escape
into the night,
will you stand and fight
Who will it be who says
no more, not on our watch.
Finger fights.
Word fights.
Eyes hard.
Yet, the Nuke option is in Harry Reids useless hand.
Yet, the open borders.
Yet, the One lies now in old reruns of the orginal lie.
Yet, undone the Orginal Constitution.
Yet, the wait goes on.
Later, redstate, always good to see you!
ReplyDeleteRedstate, is that Obama's cabinet?
ReplyDeleteEvening, all! CC, I am so honored that you thought my comment deserved its own post. I wish I'd been here to preen and gloat at the time. :) Oh, and I fully support your policy and the actual content of the post.
ReplyDeleteSo how's tricks?
DEZ, you know about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lies awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
ReplyDeleteHey there doppel, can I get you a drink?
ReplyDeleteBlood, I always put up a new thread when the other one gets "full", at 200 posts.
ReplyDeleteDidn't even know you were around tonight when I did it. Glad to see you!
Ms. Doppelganglander! How you doin hon?
ReplyDeleteOne last song for the jukebox, then it's time for bed. Y'all stay safe.
Lone Star State of Mind
Have fun, Gak! See you when you get back. Wish I could go too.
ReplyDeleteShug, LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy cat wants to talk to you guys.
ReplyDeleteSo if you see something intelligent posted, you know its the cat.
Dopple, your comment made me bust out laughing, and I thought it would make a good exercise for an open afternoon thread - so thank YOU.
ReplyDeleteI love that photograph of Olive Oyl. (That IS a photograph, right?)
Thanks for the nod on the policy stuff. We've had some good questions about it, so we felt further explanation might be helpful for people.
But enough of that - what are you drinking? : )
Nice song, Jim. Hope to see you soon.
ReplyDeleteHi Jim! bye, Jim!
ReplyDeleteHey, Bar Wench. I'm drinking Heineken Light tonight.
Howdy y'all....what's happening this evening? Any bar fights? sloppy drunks? Are the lager goggles on?
ReplyDeleteComing right up, Doppel.
ReplyDeleteHappy Drunks. No fights
ReplyDeleteBut I think somebody has beer farts. Don't look at me
Hello desert.
ReplyDeleteone more drink and even I will think I'm cute.
Hey DD. No fights, drunks or goggles yet. Great jokes(except mine). How about an ice cold 1800? BW set them up please.
ReplyDeleteI'll have a nice frosty brew please, BW
ReplyDeleteShug is farting again!
ReplyDeleteDoppel, here you go
ReplyDeleteThanks Brandy! Is anyone else watching Glee? Kristen Chenowith is absolutely hysterical. This is my favorite new show.
ReplyDeleteDidn't see you come in Desert Dog, how are you? Here's a nice frosty beer for you
ReplyDeleteThat is a frosty one! Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteA few more of those and I will be wearing LAGER GOGGLES!
GAK! We'll miss you! Have fun!
ReplyDeletePhew, nobody had better light a match in here! The whole joint might go up. Somebody want to crack open the back door for me?
ReplyDeleteI am currently whipping up a batch of spaghetti, garlic bread and hot italian sausage! And, in between shots of the frosty brew from the Bar Wench, sipping some tasty cheap red wine!
ReplyDeleteWell I am going to call it a night. See you all later on.
ReplyDeleteIs our Desert Sage around tonight? Are we going all Helen Thomas again?
ReplyDeleteLager goggles, LOL.
ReplyDelete'Night P2!
ReplyDeleteBar Wench takes my breath away.
ReplyDeleteSage stopped by earlier but haven't seen him for a few.
ReplyDeleteLaterP2
ReplyDeleteGood night, Phil!
ReplyDeleteDesert Dog, how's it going?
Thank you, Brandy. Got it.
ReplyDeleteEvening all. What's the easiest way to post under the nic that many of you would know me by? A new Google account or typepad or what? Those are so huge that no variation of my nic is available. It is great to see all of you here!
ReplyDeleteCoast Guard aids submarine crew member off Washington cost (video)
ReplyDeleteA U.S. Navy submarine crewman was rescued off the coast of Washington state Tuesday by an Astoria-based U.S. Coast Guard helicopter crew - but few details have been released about the sub itself, its mission and position.
The Navy contacted the Coast Guard Tuesday evening to ask for help getting a sick crewmember to a hospital from a submarine.
Coast Guard Air Station Astoria launched an MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter crew to the sub's secret location. The rescue helicopter arrived on scene at 7:12 p.m. and hoisted the crewmember by basket from the sail of the submarine. The crewmember was flown to Oregon Health and Science University in Portland.
It's going great, Dopp....thanks for asking. How's things in your neck of the woods these days?
ReplyDeleteHave a good one, Phil. Hope we'll see you again tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteGood night 2P. See ya tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMarc,
ReplyDeleteNew google account or you can just tell us...
Typepad will take away your name and give you a number.
Marc post using google.Change your settings first name to the nic you want.
ReplyDeleteHi Marc,
ReplyDeletewhat nic would that be?
Hello Marc. Are you new around these parts?
ReplyDeleteThis better not be Hagga!
ReplyDeleteScramble to help UW graduate who's an illegal immigrant
ReplyDeleteA week ago, Jorge-Alonso Chehade faced a dilemma familiar to many illegal immigrants: leave the U.S. and be banished for 10 years or stay and live as a fugitive.
In a three-day span, the circumstances around his departure, ordered by an immigration judge 120 days earlier, were changing by the hour.
The 22-year-old University of Washington business-school grad was set to board a flight back to Peru Thursday morning, the day before his departure deadline.
That's when a rare, third option materialized for him in a way it hardly ever does for anyone else: an immigration bill in Congress intended for him — and him alone.
House Bill 3638, introduced last Wednesday by U.S. Rep. Jim McDermott, would, if approved, let Chehade remain legally and permanently in the U.S. — eight years after he and his family arrived from Peru on visitors' visas and overstayed.
But the private bill will likely move too slowly to forestall his deportation.
He sounds like a decent guy, just the sort of immigrant we want to come here. BUT, he needs to do it the right way, the legal way.
Who is this Marc?
ReplyDeletePull up a chair and do not let these guys push your stool in.
grrrrrrrrrrr!
ReplyDeletesome are on the walls
OK, I'm too tired to figure that Google stuff out right now, but this is Spenser (with an S). Now I've done it, haven't I? :)
ReplyDeleteDEZ,
ReplyDeleteGet that thing off your shoulder and be nice to the newcomer.
Aliens, can't live with 'em.... can't live without 'em....
Yes you have Spenser.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, and here comes a man hug. ;)
Greetings Earthing, formerly known as Spenser with an S, now known as Marc!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Marc. What will you have to drink tonight?
ReplyDeleteMarc,
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Welcome, have a sit, first ones on me.
Welcome Spencer, we're happy to have you aboard :-)
ReplyDeleteWell thats a weight off my shoulders!
ReplyDeleteSpenser, it's good to see you. Brandy, a round for our friend here!
ReplyDeleteMarc said...
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm too tired to figure that Google stuff out right now, but this is Spenser (with an S). Now I've done it, haven't I? :)
Greetings and yes you have. No going back now.:)))
SPENSER!!! Welcome!! Welcome, welcome, welcome - you can change your display name in your dashboard/profile - just click on your name, I think (?), choose edit profile, scroll down, and change your display name. You can add an avatar from the same screen.
ReplyDeleteGood to see you!
Well all, I must retire fore the evening.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being the best of the best!
I don't even know how to reply or quote yet, but it's been a very long day and I'll figure it all out soon. I'll have any Weiss brew you have and thanks for the welcome. This already feels like home.
ReplyDeleteSee ya DEz, have a safe trip back to the mother ship!
ReplyDeleteLater, DEZ. It's always good to see you.
ReplyDeleteSpenser with an S.
ReplyDeleteWelcome with a W !
Nite DEZ
ReplyDeleteTigers Win!!!
ReplyDelete3 game lead. 4 games to play.
magic number is two baby.
G'nite, DEZ! I've enjoyed your company. Have a nice evening. :-)
ReplyDeleteDEZ...goodnight
ReplyDeletesee ya around
;)
Tigers Win! Friggin' Twins can still lose a couple, huh?
ReplyDeleteSafe trip home DEZ.
ReplyDeleteHere you are Marc. This one's on JCM. Doppel is buying your second one so here's a little marker in case I forget.
ReplyDeleteWho put the picture of Helen Thomas on the dart board ?
ReplyDeleteSage sees that and it's all over.
DEZ, goodnight!
ReplyDeleteSpenser/Marc: We have to use HTML here to put things in italics to indicate a reply, but another thing you could do is just copy what you want to reply to, and paste it with a little "re:" in front:
re: "Safe trip home DEZ."
Then add your comment. It'll be clear then, too.
The new forum will have a text editor and there won't be any HTML necessary.
Reflections
ReplyDeleteDEZ,
ReplyDeleteRemember the speed limit is C, and watch out for that speed trap around Io.
Sasquatch, LOL
ReplyDeleteSquatch, I found the hottest picture I could last night. I swear I did.
ReplyDeleteWe did end up calling Helen "The face that closed a thousand browsers" though.
The Sun sets in the Northwet.
ReplyDeleteThe face that closed a thousand browsers
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny.
We did end up calling Helen "The face that closed a thousand browsers" though.
ReplyDeleteNow that is comedy gold.
Absolutely beautiful, JCM.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Police Force
ReplyDeleteAmerican Police Force Corporation Takes Over Small Town Police Force and Prisoner-Less Jail
Calif. jail entrepreneur has checkered past
Michael Hilton pitched himself to officials in Hardin, Mont. as a military veteran turned private sector entrepreneur, a California defense contractor with extensive government contracts who promised to turn the rural city's empty jail into a cash cow.
Hardin's leaders were desperate to fill the $27 million jail, which has sat empty since its 2007 completion.
So when Hilton came to town last week — wearing a military-style uniform and offering three Mercedes SUVs for use by local law enforcement — he was greeted with hugs by some grateful residents. The promise of more than 200 new jobs for a community struggling long before the recession hit had won them over.
But public documents and interviews with Hilton's associates and legal adversaries offer a different picture, that of a convicted felon with a number of aliases, a string of legal judgments against him, two bankruptcies and a decades-long reputation for deals gone bad.
American Police Force is the company Hilton formed in March to take over the Hardin jail.
"Such schemes you cannot believe," said Joseph Carella, an Orange County, Calif. doctor and co-defendant with Hilton in a real estate fraud case that resulted in a civil judgment against Hilton and several others.
"The guy's brilliant. If he had been able to do honest work, he probably would have been a gazillionaire," Carella said.
Court documents show Hilton has outstanding judgments against him in three civil cases totaling more than $840,000.
As for Hilton's military expertise, including his claim to have advised forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, those interviewed knew of no such feats. Instead, Hilton was described alternately by those who know him as an arts dealer, cook, restaurant owner, land developer, loan broker and car salesman — always with a moneymaking scheme in the works.
Hilton did not return several calls seeking comment. American Police Force attorney Maziar Mafi referred questions to company spokeswoman Becky Shay.
When asked about court records detailing Hilton's past, Shay replied, "The documents speak for themselves. If anyone has found public documents, the documents are what they are."
Shay declined comment on Hilton's military experience.
/the plot thickens
Is someone talking smack against my gal Helen?
ReplyDeleteHuh?
Huh?
Oh, thanks you guys (Squatch, dopple, etc.) - I don't know what made me think of it, except I think littleoldlady came along and complained because the first thing she saw when she loaded C2 was that face. : )
ReplyDeleteSage, Sage...I hope you're going to be around to work your thread tonight. Will you? : ) It's going up after this one.
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to square up my mind with the concept of "hottest Helen Thomas picture I could find".
ReplyDeleteHi Sage, here's another Arnold Palmer for ya. I sincerely don't know who put your sweetheart's picture up on the dart board. It was done behind my back. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who keeps refreshing the other browser windows I have open ?
ReplyDeleteYep, I thought so...
sas,
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to square up my mind with the concept of "hottest Helen Thomas picture I could find".
If you do, we have the meds standing by.
Squatch, I think PBJ searched for "Helen Thomas" and "sexy", and actually got a hit. A hula dancing Helen, or something.
ReplyDeletesas,
ReplyDeleteI just refreshed my email, and a reply all went out.........
test
ReplyDelete/test
Ouch!
ReplyDelete/that crop hurts
K/B...refresh. : )
ReplyDeleteWhooo whoooo is that? Killian Bundy!?!?
ReplyDeleteKillian, hi. What happened to your other friend?
ReplyDeleteSquatch, I think PBJ searched for "Helen Thomas" and "sexy", and actually got a hit. A hula dancing Helen, or something.
ReplyDeleteOMG. ROFL. "and actually got a hit".
Did this fix it?
ReplyDeleteKillian Bundy, it's good to see you resume your true identity.
ReplyDeleteSpenser (with an S) said...
ReplyDeleteDid this fix it?
Sure does. Welcome. What can I buy you?
If you do, we have the meds standing by.
ReplyDeleteCLEAR !
Yes, yes, Spenser!
ReplyDeleteSquatch...OMG, I'm in tears...LMAO
Back for a few drinks I hope this time.
ReplyDeleteLove it...old friends show up daily.
Welcome
Spencer with an S & KB
Lets try Bill.
ReplyDelete/don't make me have to edit
Is someone talking smack against my gal Helen?
ReplyDeleteIn the Navy, they'd call her a Sea Hag.
Got the defib machine ready to go here, Squatch. ROTFLMAO
ReplyDeleteSea Hag - OMG!
ReplyDeleteErik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteRe: Sure does. Welcome. What can I buy you?
Still nursing my last brew from Bar Wench. I need to go to bed, but it is so awesome to see everyone here.
We're going to be in here for about five more minutes, then I have a surprise for you all...especially you, Sage. It's a beauty. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteLast call, guys. I've got to get out a little early.
ReplyDeleteI'm good. All of this Helen talk made me stop drinking.
ReplyDeleteThanks, BW.
Squatch. Three-point stance. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteWait...it made you STOP drinking?
ReplyDeleteGood night, all. Unless I just stick around for 5 more minutes? I'm curious.
ReplyDeleteHelen Thomas thread, LOL----------->
ReplyDeleteHave fun!
Spenser (with an S) said...
ReplyDeleteDid this fix it?
Yep.
Squatch. Three-point stance. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteEngaged.
Wait...it made you STOP drinking?
Yeah, I don't need a buzzdream of that.
Head on up to the Helen thread, Spenser. It should be fun.
ReplyDeleteSpenser...here's a link to our policy on that, when you have a chance to check it out. Basically, we're moving on. ; )
ReplyDeleteCan we still mock and ridicule other blogs though? You know, the usual suspects?
ReplyDeleteDU, you mean? Kos? HuffPo? Sure. I think. I'll check with the Bare. : )
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be closing down tonight's Pub, so we'll see you all up on the Official Desert Sage Late Night Helen Thomas Tribute Open Thread.
ReplyDelete