C2ers definitely love their Liberty Pub, and they especially love the Bar Wench. Folks, give it up for Brandy tonight - she's doing a fantastic job. Follow The Rule™ please, and have a great time with all your old friends and the occasional new one who wanders in. We're digging this whole thing, hard.
first!
ReplyDeleteFirst
ReplyDeleteFirst!
ReplyDeleteBeer me Bar Wench. :)
First round on Cal23. Thanks buddy.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, so close. :)
ReplyDeleteMissed it "that" much. You're good Callahan, even at 2a.m. Gotta love ya.
ReplyDeleteP2 LOL.
ReplyDeleteYou beat me! Heh
ReplyDeleteWho's buyin'?
ReplyDeleteFirst round on Cal? Coming right up! ;-)
ReplyDeleteGood tunage on the juke box, Bar Wench!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Redstate, what'll you have?
ReplyDeleteMich Ultra for me. Gotta watch those carbs.
ReplyDeleteFall has arrived in the Northwet. Wet and mid 50's
ReplyDeleteTime to light the fire....
Bar Wench, hot chocolate with a shot of peppermint schnapps!
I'm about to park myself in front of the boob-tube. Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteCan't decide between "Swords" and "The Office". Both reruns...Maybe "Hell's Kitchen" will do the trick.
I feel like something a little...classical.
ReplyDeleteFallish here in the deep south, too. Down in the low 50's tonight. I made chili.
ReplyDeleteNow some music......
ReplyDeleteHi Lincolntf - 3 hours of the office tonight.
ReplyDeleteJCM, don't know where you are (and for your privacy's sake, I'm not asking), but we just got caught in a downpour like you wouldn't believe, with blinding hail. Did you see that? (Puget Sound area here.)
ReplyDeleteP2
ReplyDeleteDino would come with his own drink.
Brandy I'll have a warm glass of Jamesons.
ReplyDeleteNo ice -no water. That would only wake me up some.
.
Here you go, Redstate, enjoy!
ReplyDeleteComing right up, JCM.
Thanks, {Wench} You gotta tip jar?
ReplyDeletemidwestgak said...
ReplyDeleteGood call. I almost always end up picking "The Office", no matter how many times I've seen the episode. I don't know why it's so funny, it just is.
Bar Wench - Hennessy in an extra large snifter - warmed please.
ReplyDeleteLord, I worked as a waitress when I was younger. Never in a bar; food service. That is the hardest physical work I have ever done in my life. Plus, you gotta be nice to people. Even the assholes. Even the assholes who don't tip. It's terrible.
ReplyDeleteHere you are, JCM, nice and warm.
ReplyDeleteMy 19 year old daughter just started watching The Office. She loves it; but then, we have the same sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteHere's you warm Jamesons, Cal.
ReplyDeleteComing right up, Gak.
Bar Wench,
ReplyDeleteHand me a wine glass!
redstateredneck said...
ReplyDeleteYou watching now?
Kevin is rocking out.
When you get a free hand can I have my usual please Brandy.
ReplyDeleteLincolntf said...
ReplyDeleteGood call. I almost always end up picking "The Office", no matter how many times I've seen the episode. I don't know why it's so funny, it just is.
I know what you mean. I love the looks between the characters and the camera and the "cameo" interviews.
Hennessey right here for you, Gak This will warm you up.
ReplyDeleteYou watching now?
ReplyDeleteKevin is rocking out.
Fixing to. Gotta change from FNC.
Thanks Bar Wench - it's just the right temp.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, just lookinf for a peaceful night.
ReplyDeleteAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!
ReplyDeleteMichael Moore commercial.
Here Erik. Nice to see you again tonight.
ReplyDeleteNot to dwell on a TV show, but if anyone just saw the "marking the Asian girl" scene, then that is why this show is funny.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost too funny.
Nice song, Phil. Thanks for playing it.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Sasquatch tonight? Anybody check the stairwell?
ReplyDeleteBrandy you make a man feel so welcome. Thank you. :)))
ReplyDeleteP2 - that's beautif!
ReplyDeleteThank you Brandy! That'll be my drink to make me sleepy enough.
ReplyDeleteGonna see you all tomorrow and keep enjoying yourself. Now my usual farewell:
- - -
Gals, guys 'n 'menschen'.
See y'all down the road.
I love {y’all) Really!
and beautiful.
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteWhere is Sasquatch tonight? Anybody check the stairwell?
He said that the dog was going to take him for a walk and a pee. I hope Sas didn't break loose and run away.
While folding laundry last night I decided to watch the new series Trauma.
ReplyDeleteIt was advertised as a drama, but's it's a comedy, Hey let's take this kid with a neck injury and carry him in arms! To funny!
'night, Cal!
ReplyDeleteBar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteWhere is Sasquatch tonight? Anybody check the stairwell?
You mean we didn't install a carpet in the stairwell this afternoon?
/hurriedly downs drink and checks back.
wEEt dreams Cal23. As always thanks buddy.
ReplyDeleteYou're most welcome, {Cal}. It's always good to see you!
ReplyDeleteNite {Callahan}. Doze off now. Oh, but be in bed first.
ReplyDeleteNight Callahan, don't take any wooden nickels.
ReplyDeleteredstateredneck said...
ReplyDeleteLord, I worked as a waitress when I was younger. Never in a bar; food service. That is the hardest physical work I have ever done in my life. Plus, you gotta be nice to people. Even the assholes. Even the assholes who don't tip. It's terrible.
Amen rsrn
I've been in food service for damn near 40 years. When I was in full service, food servers never wanted to wait on a table of women at lunch...always wanted separate checks and never tipped...lol
Most assholes are just having a bad day. I never let them ruin my day, I go out of my way to treat them well. If they're still cranky when it's time to leave...screw'em!
ETR,
ReplyDeleteI hate it when sas breaks loose.
Gotta get clothes out of the dryer. I hate laundry.
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends waitressed through college. Several female customers used to want to substitute the side orders. One gal had the nerve to ask if she could substitute a Margarita for her guacamole! LOL
ReplyDeleteWOW Brandy, you look terrific as usual.
ReplyDeleteDo something different with your hair tonight?
Jorline
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain! I loved my good customers, but Lord. Oh, and during one period of my life I worked the graveyard shift at a Sambo's coffee shop on East Colfax in Denver, There are some very strange people who only come out at night. And they don't tip, either.
Now, I'm going to get that laundry.
LOL JCM, we did the whole series last night.
ReplyDeleteThanks for noticing, Jorline.:-) What are you drinking tonight?
ReplyDeleteHere's to you, Brandy!
ReplyDeleteBrown Eyed Girl
Why thanks, Pink. I like that song!
ReplyDeleteAnything to drink tonight?
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteThanks for noticing, Jorline.:-) What are you drinking tonight?
Just water tonight Brandy, thanks.
Just, please, nobody play that damn, "Brandy" song. I hate that mofo with a passion.
ReplyDeleteOkay I checked. They did install a carpet this afternoon in the stairwell. For a moment there I thought the three of us ran over sos on the rush to the bar.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks, Brandy, I'm sticking to my Diet Dr Pepper tonight. :-)
ReplyDeleteComing down with a cold, I think.
Here you are, Jorline.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a real Dr. Pepper person, but I think the diet tastes better than the regular.
ReplyDeleteIMO
Here's some Dr. Pepper, Pink. Drinking it myself tonight.
ReplyDeleteHope you really aren't getting sick.
I'm having coffee -- I gotta stay up late and read a bunch of dreary student drafts. And they are dreary.
ReplyDeleteDon't anybody drink after Pinky just in case.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you teach, Lucius?
ReplyDeleteHow about a little Irish music?
ReplyDeleteredstateredneck said...
ReplyDeleteJust, please, nobody play that damn, "Brandy" song. I hate that mofo with a passion.
LMAO
What about this tune?
Pink, maybe you should try some hot tea with honey and little lemon. It will soothe your throat.
ReplyDeleteHistory.
ReplyDeleteI'm reading bunches of papers comparing Old Testament material (specifically Judges and I Samuel) with Herodotus as examples of historical writing. The papers either focus on the question of genre (how does one define "history" as a distinct form of writing) or the social and political function of history in early societies.
I'm sitting on about 50 first drafts right now. Scintillating.
Good choice, Wench! Nothing like a little Irish music to whet your thirst.
ReplyDeleteJorline
ReplyDeleteYou suck.
Lucius
I do not envy you your evening.
Thanks Gak, I may do just that. So far it's just a head cold thing, as though someone blew a ton of pollen into my house.
ReplyDeleteHave another beer, Redstate.
ReplyDeleteThe Dachshund Pack is telling me that mr hightechredneck is home. Let me go greet my lord and master.
ReplyDeleteSomeone say Irish music?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds downright painful, Lucius.
ReplyDeletePink - take care, hon.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, JCM, just beautiful.
ReplyDeleteLucius, you need one of these.
ReplyDeleteExcellent pick JCM. I don't really feel like rock and or roll tonight. Just want to feel mellow.
ReplyDeleteredstateredneck said...
ReplyDeleteJorline
You suck.
:( You said Brandy...not Mandy...lol
Perhaps not -- when I drink Tequila, Elvis takes over my body.
ReplyDeleteI thing that DEZ and Sas have got side tracked. Maybe kidnapped even.
ReplyDeleteI think that DEZ and Sas have got side tracked. Maybe kidnapped even.
ReplyDeleteWill. Not. Make. Comment. About. Alien. Probes.
One of my favourite Celtic Women pieces.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me DEZ is trying to probe sas......
ReplyDeleteI warned him, if he started probing folks I'd have to call MIB.
Pink and JCM. LMAO
ReplyDeleteHere ya go Phil:
ReplyDeleteBlue Rodeo
Lucius:
ReplyDeletePerhaps not -- when I drink Tequila, Elvis takes over my body
Might make for some interesting comments on those papers!
JCK, my brain is flat out refusing to read that as 'probe sas'. Dunno why.
ReplyDeleteM.
ReplyDeletepimf
mr hightechredneck is playing with his new Dell 10" mini, He flies, so he got it to keep all his flight stuff on. It's got a surprisingly decent keyboard for something so small.
ReplyDeleteTry this one out, (not Irish).
ReplyDeleteMight make for some interesting comments on those papers!
ReplyDeleteMostly I want to write "I am dumber now for having read this." But that wouldn't be nice.
Thanks Pink, Blue Rodeo is nice. Glad to see we finally got some Canadian content tonight.
ReplyDelete/yeah, yeah, I am slacking.
Jorline
ReplyDeleteBrandy, Mandy,, it's all crap. And none of that Honey shit, either.
If you haven't already seen it, check out:
ReplyDeletePJTV: How Breitbart Conquered ACORN (and the MSM)
(Link goes to YouTube)
Canadian Content
ReplyDeleteThis, Jorline?
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Thanks for posting this, Pi Guy ....love Whittle, admire the heck out of Brietbart and those two kids. Lots of gumption.
ReplyDeletePi Guy
ReplyDeleteI bookmarked it for later viewing. Bill Whittle is usually right on.
I just think it's even more insulting to these ACORN dumbasses that they were brought down by a couple of kids who looked like they were going to a Halloween party.
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteI think that DEZ and Sas have got side tracked. Maybe kidnapped even.
Will. Not. Make. Comment. About. Alien. Probes.
At first I thought you said Anal Probe...no probe jokes tonight please.
I have a pretty good joke to post. Anyone game?
ReplyDeleteBar Wench - do you have a basket of thick hot, beer batered onions rings back there?
ReplyDeleteI wonder why it is that aliens only abduct rednecks with missing teeth?
ReplyDeleteNot implying that DEZ and Sas are rednecks with missing teeth.
Jorline said... At first I thought you said Anal Probe...no probe jokes tonight please.
ReplyDeleteOK now we know where your mind is. :)))
Pink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteThis, Jorline?
LOL!
Holy Crap...rsrn's loading both barrels.
Always, Erik. Your jokes are what first made you into one of my favorite posters.
ReplyDeleteMMmm, gak, good idea. How about a blooming onion? They're only like 2,000 calories or something.
ReplyDeleteNo Brandy Mandy or Honey songs? How about Mrs. Jones?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of hat is this guy wearing? LOL
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap...rsrn's loading both barrels.
rsrn?
Here you are, Gak. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteredstateredneck said...
ReplyDeleteMMmm, gak, good idea. How about a blooming onion? They're only like 2,000 calories or something.
Remember that stupid hair color commercial that said, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful?"
Well, don't hate me because I don't count calories. I have to work at staying in triple digit poundage.
Erik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteOK now we know where your mind is. :)))
What...What?
*channeling Vinnie Barbarino*
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteHere you are, Gak. Enjoy!
Nice and crunchy. Yummm.
Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go Shopping....
ReplyDeleteDear Mrs. Murry,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us,
Unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.
MEMO Re: Complaints
15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
Carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
Intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, Yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he
Assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!
And; last, but not least!
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
I don't count calories either. My math skills are not up to that level.
ReplyDeleteI'm reading a paper in which I think I've struck out about half of it so far as either redundant or irrelevent. And this is not an effort to pad -- it is simply a function of never having learned how to write.
Wench:
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of hat is this guy wearing? LOL
A fuzzy fez? Song is okay, though. I don't have that many songs that I truly hate. Just Brandy, Mandy & Honey.
Lucius
ReplyDeleteThey don't teach basic skills any more. Too busy testing to teach.
tighten up
ReplyDeleteETR,
ReplyDeleteThe court settlement was supposed to be SEALED!
Where did you get that!
Archie Bell & the Drells...I love it.
ReplyDeleteredstateredneck said...
ReplyDeleteI don't have that many songs that I truly hate. Just Brandy, Mandy & Honey.
Sounds like a PEP Boys commercial.
LOL JCM. I have my sources.:)
ReplyDeletePretty good, Erik. LOL!
ReplyDeleteFind us another.
Erik The Red said...
ReplyDeleteProof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go Shopping....
Too damn funny. Great ideas.
Jorline
ReplyDeleteSounds like a PEP Boys commercial.
I hate Pep Boys, too. mr hightechredneck is an independent auto parts store owner.
Erik the Red: Very funny! I might try a few of those.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter is taking a stand-up comedy class. Anyone mind if I try out one of her jokes on you all?
I think mr hightechredneck and I went Christmas shopping together maybe once in 32 years of marriage. It was not a good bonding experience for either of us.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?
ReplyDeleteA navel destroyer.
Dopp
ReplyDeleteA standup comedy class? I didn't know there was such. Lay it on us.
rsrn
ReplyDeleteI batting around 125 with you tonight.
Dance?
OK pink, you asked.
ReplyDeleteMid-life Crisis
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife.
The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare
when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young
bride.
His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was
well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to
satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some
advice.
"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my
young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"
The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a
professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having
intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and
ultimately satisfy her."
"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know
that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home.
"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the
phone.
Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice. But where? In
the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him? He got in
his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he would find a
spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath the truck and pretend to
be inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there. A moment later, he
pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his eyes tightly,
fantasized about his young wife, and began his "therapy".
A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy
session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyes
tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said,
"Yes?"
"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are
doing, please?" said the officer.
"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied
confidently.
"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there. Your
truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
Husbands and wives shopping in the same store at the wife's behest is a recipe for many disasters. :)
ReplyDeleteJorline
ReplyDeleteDance?
Why, thank you...I'd love to (but not to you know what songs).
Redstate: yes indeed. She's taking it for her senior class project, although it's an adult class and she needed special permission because she's only 17. Here goes:
ReplyDeleteCrying actually makes sense when you're a kid, because it helps you get what you want. You cry and you get that new toy, you get to stay up later, you get mommy to stop drinking.
[Sad face] That's not true. Mommy never stops drinking.
doppelganglander said... My daughter is taking a stand-up comedy class. Anyone mind if I try out one of her jokes on you all?
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE to hear them. As long as they are not copyrighted. I am always looking for new email material.
Cute Lucius. : )
ReplyDeletersrn
ReplyDeleteForgot to slide this in there.
This guys can move.
Funny, Erik.
ReplyDeleteP2
I don't know why any woman would want her husband to go shopping with her unless that's the only way to get the money and the credit cards.
PaladinPhil said...
ReplyDeleteHusbands and wives shopping in the same store at the wife's behest is a recipe for many disasters. :)
Add two young daughters to the equation. NOT GOOD.
When I need new clothes, which I do now, I go to the store alone. I pick one of each that fits and that I like and come home and ask Mrs. Red to go back and buy the rest.I HATE shopping.
OK pink, you asked.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! You got me! LOL!
dopp
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that's not my kid?
:D
Plus I have been told, by the girls in my family, that I am colour blind and can not match.
ReplyDeleteredstateredneck said...
ReplyDeleteJorline
Dance?
Why, thank you...I'd love to (but not to you know what songs).
OK...those slow songs make me cry anyway. My nose would start running and I would use your shoulder as a hankie.
redstate, you too? I laughed my ass off. When she has her debut in two weeks, I'll be sitting in the audience with a beer.
ReplyDeletedopp, that is a good one. To become a true comic is hard. Most today rely on fowl language to get their laughs. It can be funny as hell, but it is an aide not the substance.
ReplyDeleteDopp, maybe it's me, but ...where's the humor?
ReplyDeleteI did stand up comedy for some years. But then I had to sit down.
ReplyDeleteOk, it IS just me. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd most of the good jokes are in the delivery. Stand up has got to suck. You have to read the audience and be able to think on your feet. Adapt or go down in flames.
ReplyDeleteErik: When it comes to guy clothes it's always good to bring a woman along to make sure you are stylish enough. Other wise....RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
ReplyDeletePink Freud said...
ReplyDeleteDopp, maybe it's me, but ...where's the humor?
It is in the delivery. Hard to do stand up in print.
Who's ready for a cold one?
ReplyDeleteJorline
ReplyDeleteThis guy can move
LMAO! ! !
He's really good. I sent that to my kid.
Hard to do stand up in print.
ReplyDeleteDamn straight -- these screens are way too short for that.
I suppose I could just do a "head shot" but then you'd be looking up nose, sort of like the the Blair Witch Project, except without the dead body in the bag. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteWho's ready for a cold one?
I have been jumping up and down for 5 minutes. Thanks BW. :)
Pink, it's okay if you didn't think it was funny. For me, it's in her delivery. She's 17, looks about 14, and has a real deadpan style. If she'll let me, I'm going to post her debut on You Tube.
ReplyDeleteErik, it's incredibly hard. I would not have the nerve to do it. And this is a kid whose only performing experience was playing cello in the middle school orchestra. I'm really proud that she was willing to give it a go.
Wench
ReplyDeleteMe, me! ! !
This kid can really sing. She was probably about thirteen when this was recorded.
ReplyDeleteStevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.
ReplyDeleteTiger turns to Stevie and says, 'How's the singing career going?'
Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?'
Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with knee and my
swing, but I think I've got that right, now.'
Stevie says, 'I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to
stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I
play, it seems to be all right.'
Tiger says, 'You play GOLF?'
Stevie says, 'Yes, I've been playing for years'.
Tiger says, 'But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't
see?'
Stevie Wonder replies, 'Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of
the fairway and call to me.. I listen for the sound of his voice and
play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands,
the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I
play the ball towards his voice.'
'But, how do you putt?' asks Tiger
'Well', says Stevie, 'I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole
and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball
towards his voice.'
Tiger asks, 'What's your handicap?'
0AStevie says, 'Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer.'
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, 'We've got to play a round
sometime.'
Stevie replies, 'Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play
for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. That a problem?'
Woods thinks about it and says, ' I can afford that, OK, I'm game for
that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?'
Stevie Wonder says, 'Pick a night'.
Second!(?)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteHere's another, Redstate.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteThis kid can really sing. She was probably about thirteen when this was recorded.
She does a better Maria Muldaur than Maria Muldaur.
Bar Wench: I don't care for the song, but she has got a good voice. Last year on American Idol (don't judge), one of my favorites was Allison Iraheta. She was on a Spanish-language show when she was about 14 or 15 and she just killed.
ReplyDeleteTotal Eclipse of the Hear
Good evening, enuff! How's everything? Something to drink?
ReplyDeleteA retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
ReplyDeleteThe clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana, which is about 550 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir....that's where the end of the line is right now."
Thanks, Wench, but you don't have to put it in a glass. Bottle is fine with me.
ReplyDeleteI'm such an easy bar patron.
I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
ReplyDeleteI told them to F--- off!!
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!
Duh. That should be "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
ReplyDeleteJorline
ReplyDeleteMy doc could take a few hints from that guy.
Me either, in re the song, Dopple. She's got some much better ones but not finding too much on You Tube, unless you guys want to look at Katie Couric for awhile before Rene sings Summertime.
ReplyDeleteJorline said...
ReplyDeleteStevie Wonder says, 'Pick a night'.
I'll never be able to think of Stevie Wonder again without thinking of this.
Sorry, folks, had a friend stop over I haven't seen for at least 6 months. Good guy, they just had a girl, a month old now. She's beautiful, let me tell you. But what baby isn't ?
ReplyDeleteNO JOKES about my baby pics please !!
//
Wench, I'd like one of those exotic Miller Lite's please. :)
ReplyDeleteClothes for starving people? ? ?
ReplyDeletedopp
Total Eclipse of the Hear...what? come again?
True story:
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in the fourth grade, some kids came up to me on the playground and said, "Go ask Mike how his grandmother's tap dancing lessons are coming along."
So I found Mike, and I asked him. His nine year-old face stared back at me, and he said - in total seriousness - "My grandma doesn't have any legs."
It was a JOKE, but of course I didn't know that, and I was so upset...I felt horrible. They all got a big laugh out of it!
Now, reflecting on it, maybe it's 'cause I don't have kids - but I'm surprised that a bunch of children that age could pull off something like that. They did a very good job, actually, with the straight-faced, deadpan thing. Or maybe I was just too naive at nine years-old myself to doubt them, but an adult would have.
I will never forget that. LOL
Tough day at the office, please provide a frosty brew for a tired Dog, Miss Wench
ReplyDeleteenuff
ReplyDeleteYou're as easy as I am.
Squatch, get ready.
ReplyDeleteKnow what I mean?
Get. Ready.
Bar Wench said...
ReplyDeleteWho's ready for a cold one?
I'm good. Thanks though.
SaS we were worried that DEZ got a hold of you and was trying to probe ya. :)
ReplyDeletedopp
ReplyDeleteyou're up in scrabble.
Here you are enuff. Nice and cold!
ReplyDeleteNO JOKES about my baby pics please !!
ReplyDelete//
Couldn't tell if it was you or not. For some reason all squatch pictures are blurred. Don't any of you use a tripod?
Sasquatch! Welcome. Are you drinking tonight?
ReplyDeleteCorrespondence Committee said...
ReplyDeleteKids are meaner than hell sometimes.
Man, I don't think I could've pulled that one off.
CC
ReplyDeleteYou were played. Pretty sick joke, though. Kids are like that. They don't think of the consequences beyond the initial haha.